I fucked my mom last night. Ask me anything. Pic related, dats her

>>716528660
how do i know that you're not lying?

greentext

Story?

>>716528660
pics!!!!!!!!

>>716528660
no you didn't
but give me the story anyway, need to fap all this tryptophan out of my system

>>716528660
No, you didn't.
But you would like to.

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>>716528660
nice
i fucked my daughter last night, this morning, and probably later tonight as well.
good job /b/ro

Greentext it, faggot.

>>716528660
how do we know you're telling the truth?

I'm having sex with my cat at this very moment.

Share and enjoy!

Im having sexy time with my penis.
Enjoy

>>716528660
I know you're lying because it was ME who fucked your mom last night
And right now too

story?

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>>716528660
>>716528915
great
i fucked my father an hour ago and this morning he fucked me

>>716528660
Moar pls!

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>get picked up by mom at my place to go to her place for christmas
>start talking about how young she is and how people would mistake her for my girlfriend whenever we are out in town together
> get to her house and start drinking a 5th of Canadian mist
> most of the bottle gone I start talking to her about how sexy she is by saying subtle things like:
>you're so sexy for your age
> guys my age are into you
> she adjust that she likes younger guys
> I let her know that I've always fantasized about her, especially when I was younger and I could hear her moaning from getting fucked
> this clearly is turning her on
> she adjusts that it is making her hot
>a bit more persuasion on my part, consisting mostly of the fact that she has had her uterus removed so the chance of deformed offspring is non existent
> eventually I get her into her bedroom, we start fucking
>after about 20 minutes of oral and vaginal sex, when I am so close to cumming, I hear a car pull in and we stop since it was my brother who we expected hours ago
> the following pic is from today of me trying to convince her to give it another shot sometime when we won't be interrupted

hot

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>>716528660

My sister and I agreed that we were finally going fuck after dinner tonight. Then while we were eat, I realized that she's a vegan. So I said fuck that and bailed before desert. I've got lines I don't cross and fucking a vegan is one of them.

pic kinda related. looks kinda like her except my sis is blonde.

>>716529863
tell us ur story

>>716530020
gake and fay

>>716530020
MOTHERFUCKER

>>716529863
I've been fucking myself for 20 years. I win. You lose

>>716530020
>she adjust
>adjust

>>716530359
why tho,vegan is worse than incest now? Jeez...

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>>716530899
Sorry, meant admits
Fucking swype autocorrect

>>716530359
fucking underrated kek

>>716531040
any tit pics?

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>>716531286
No but I'm really hoping to get one of those next time we fuck. She saved some pictures on my computer unintentionally and that's where I got the pics of her. This is the closest one to a tit pic

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>>716528660
Dude, I fucked my sister this morning.

what'd she say after you sent that message to her ?

>>716531395
How old is she? 40+?

>>716531395
>unintentionally
or did she?

>>716528660
She got a nice pussy OP

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>>716531566
Just that she doesn't want it to make her feel bad and for me to stop talking about it. But I continued the conversation in person when we were alone.
>>716531584 yes she 48
>>716531589
Yea, I found them on a Google drive but only from looking in my history. Idk, maybe she wanted me to find them
>>716531643
Aye, she does

Fucking your own skank of a mother, what kinda whore gave birth too you ? If she's fucking you then she's also partial to fucking niggers and now you both have AIDS. Cool story.

>>716531014
>vegan is worse than incest now?

I'm from a great line of carnivores. So, yeah, for some people it is worse.

OP, get some good booze, and get her drunk again, cum inside, then she will not resist you anymore. Also, make a webm and post it next time.

>>716531798
can you make a greentext. the first time you've fucked her

>>716530020
Lucky mother fucker

Any more noodz?

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>>716531939
Was so close to cumming inside of her. If we hadn't been interrupted I would have. She wanted it

>>716532108
That would have been awesome

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>>716532033
I already did scroll up
>>716532098
Yes, a few

You must have a very insecure mother

>>716532108
Just try again OP. You will get some. Try anal too.
Milf anal is the best anal.

>>716532183
Please share

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>>716532234
Oh I will. I know that she likes it in her ass

>>716532398
Great now this thread is going to get taken down for cp. Thanks faggot.

>>716532398
Christ, CP. ABANDON THREAD! ABANDON THREAD!

>>716532183
in more detail please

>after about 20 minutes of oral and vaginal sex

that's not how you greentext, it's not exciting to read

>>716532398
not even good cp

>>716532371
How do you know that?

>>716532398
MODS MODS MODS

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>>716532510
That's about all the detail I can remember. I was drunk as fuck is hard to remember small details.

We took turns doing oral on each other and I fucked her from several different positions before we stopped. There isn't a reason to go into more detail than that really.

She kept telling me to suck her tits though.

>it's that time of year

>>716532818

What was your face to face conversation like?

>>716532715
She has a box of toys that I've found before with "ass" written on it. Plus I asked her while I was fucking her. I planned on doing anal

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>>716532880
Just me trying to convince her to give it another go while we're both sober. And that the only moral problem is the chance of deformed offspring and the fact that she can't get preggers

>>716532880
She was saying that we crossed a line and even though she lied it she doesn't want to again but I know she does want to. She said to give her time to think about what happened

>>716533182
Liked, not lied

>>716533071
do you have any pics of her face, wishing you good luck in convincing her^^

>>716533071
post ur cawk, let see if its good enough for that hot 48 year old puss.

OP, the way you're going about convincing her to try again is all wrong. Women don't care about logic, only feelings. You just have to seduce her at the right time. It will work. But don't try to persuade her -- it is more likely to push her away.

>>716533071
T
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C
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>>716532371
be sure to take pics when that happens

>>716533439
Yea I get that but I don't want to make her think I'm in love with her. I'm not, I just want that pussy

>>716533439
I mean, do you really think she's gonna go "Well, he's got me there, I guess now I have to abandon 50 years of social conditioning and peer pressure and fuck my son, since his argument is so impregnable (like me lol)"

>>716533439

This and alcohol will probably do the job.

>>716533525
Absolutely

>>716530020
Holy Lord Jesus fucking Christ birthday guy

>>716533527
Why would she think you're in love with her? Just seduce her.

>>716533552
Yeah alcohol makes it 100x easier. Maybe you could even get her to smoke some weed. I know it always makes me horny.

>>716533661
We were smoking weed and we were both very drunk. I'm sure alcohol will be involved again

>>716533661
easier to fuck with your son? greentext.

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I fucked my twin this afternoon after seeing this retarded thread. So, i fucked myself.

>>716534197
post pics

>>716530020
>she adjusts that it is making her hot

>>716530020
That actually sounds believable. Good job, motherfucker.

>>716528660
>thinks it's wrong to let you at her snatch
>still lets you take photos to send to your friends and loved ones
c'mon guy
try a little harder

>>716533071
>>716532818
More pics plss

>>716530359
>While we were eat
>bailed before desert

>>716528660
Buy her some sexy panties and gethe her really wet. Then take pics of her dirty panties

Can.you describe what her pussy felt like/tasted like?

>>716535322
Milky coins and salt

>>716535322
Like the inside of a stuffed turkey

Does she have her tubes tied?

>>716535322
Like a big bag of sand.

Do you have a sister or are you an only child?

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>>716534790
I didn't take the pictures. She took them over the years and I found a cache of uploaded pics in the history. Her nudes were mixed in with those.

You don't have to believe me, faggot.

>>716535597
Nice

>>716535597
keep posting dude these are great

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>>716528660
Op I have a seriours question for you. Do you like the way her farts smell? I mean, can you stand them? Do you prefer your mother's farts to those from other girls?

>>716535322
like a man's ass, but with more shit

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>>716535322
It was sweet and surprisingly tight considering how many dicks she has had in her
>>716535565
No she had a hysterectomy
>>716535596
I have a brother and he is the one who interrupted us after we thought he wasn't coming. If I had a sister I would try to fuck her too

>>716528660
Oh thank god im not attracted to my mother.

Show more of your messages

>>716528915
greentext?

>>716535977
keep posting fam

Did you tell her merry Christmas before or after you fucked her? Also do you think your brother knows?

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>>716536197

>>716528660
>>716528915
>>716529863
I fucked my descendents thousands of years in the future, who travelled back thousands of years before my birth, and fucked my ancestors, making me a beautiful chimera of temporal rutting.

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>>716536277
No didn't say merry Christmas but I called her mommy while I fucked her and asked if she liked her son's dick. Of course, she said yes

>>716536309
ya boi keep it goin

>>716530359
lovely story, I cried.

>>716536442
So did your brother find out that your two were having sex?

>>716534946

Hey, I'm pretty well drunk. Been doing shots since the Warriors/Cavs game started. Heh. I'm usually the grammar nazi.

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>>716530020
>subtle things
WEW.

>>716536856
No. He pulled in the drive way and since he had to get his things and bring his dog in, i had enough time to get my clothes, get into the guest bathroom and dress before he came in. I don't think he suspects anything

Where is your dad or does she have a boyfriend?

>>716531040
are those geriatric compression hose ??

>>716537533
moarr

>>716537548
I thought the same thing anon

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>>716537545
Never met my sperm donor. The man that raised me lives 2 hours away. >>716537548
Don't think so, idk. Her legs are pretty nice so I doubt it
>>716537619

>>716528660
OP you ever sniff her dirty panties and far to them?

>>716537716
continue

keep going

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>>716530359

>>716537772
Oh fuck yea. I used to sniff her dirty panties a lot when I was living with her and throughout the years. I'm also bi, and I've used her dildos on myself before too. I cleaned them afterwards

Would you fuck your brother?

>>716538062
Nah

more pics pls

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>>716538127

You've tested the wasters, anon. Quit while you're ahead.
Unless she's hinting at a future engagement I wouldn't press the matter.

>>716538186
niiice more pls

>>716538198
That may actually be smart

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>>716537909
>I've used her dildos on myself before too
>I cleaned them afterwards
such a good son

Chocolate chip pancakes or blueberry waffles?

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>>716538270

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>sexy girl shows interest in me, I tell her to fuck off
>I fuck my mom instead

>>716538442
dam continue

>>716538349
How about actual food and not fucking candy.

moaaaaaar

how many pics do you haveleft ?

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>>716538577
Not many more good ones. The rest of them are less graphic

>>716535977
>considering how many dicks she has had
Care to speculate as to the number?

is there any more chat that we can read?

>>716538680
57

You fucked your mother and if you had a sister you would fuck her to?
Are you a French Canadian OP?

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>>716538680
Actually not that many. Probably around 20. I've been with more people than she has. She just used to get it a lot. She's been bouncing around between the same couple guys for the past like 10 years almost

>>716538829
Who? What? Where? When? Why? How?

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>>716538844
Nope. Just another fucked up American

>>716531853
Scott Pilgrim vs The World
Look into it

Would you eat her pussy if it was getting thrashed by a large 10 inch BBC? Would you eat the creampie?

>>716538929
any of her tits??

>>716537041
Does he cruise /b/ ?

what was the position?

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>>716539116
Abso-fucking-lutely
>>716539214
No
>>716539317
No
>>716539365
Several positions. Mostly missionary or on her side

This conversation really didn't last long because it became a verbal conversation but here is the whole thing

1/3

You should sneak in and fuck her tonight. Make video, /b/ro.

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>>716539510
2/3

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>>716539693
3/3

>>716539746
>Reminds you to pick up flashlight
>"i'm home"

Nigggaaa ya did it B)

>>716539746
what a ride

could be her invitation for sure

ok, now more pics pls

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>>716540123
Well like I said, the rest are pretty much non nude but here they are

>>716539746
DUELDE!!! GUV US A FACKIN UPDATE AFTER YOU FINISHED FACKING YO MUDDA BRO XXX

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>>716540334

>>716540421
What did her pussy taste like? Details son

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All of you people should be ashamed, not just for committing sin but on such a holy day known as Christmas. I sincerely hope every single one of you filthy degenerates rot in hell, if not Ill hunt every single one of you down and do God's work myself.

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

>>716540421
how on earth is this pretty much non nude?

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>>716536309
>this cat has seen some shit

>>716540595
Learn the history of Christmas faggot. It's all a lie and you're a sheep for celebrating it.

>>716540334
>>716540421
How long has your mom been on crack desu?

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>>716540696
Eh, I forgot about it before I said that

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>>716540826
She did her fair share of hard drugs in her day. Still does coke and pills and drinks, so

op I really want to know how this is going to end. and see pics of you two fucking or more of her nudes. I.m just so into incest

Get some pics OP. Shove it far up her ass.

>>716540595
Why would you need to hunt us down? Is God mixing up files and shit when sending people to hell?

>>716539746
op will finish the jobber hehe

Nothing but fakery in this thread

>>716540981
GO FUCK HER RIGHT NOW. QUIT STALLING. YOU NEED TO COMMAND THIS FUCKING SITUATION AND POST IT ON THE INTERNET LIKE A FUCKING MAN.

>>716540718
underrated toast

>>716540981
>>716540981
more pics

Since we're here anyone got some good incest porn?

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>>716541068
I'm definitely going to try to snap some pics next time
>>716541076
Oh I will. I want in that ass just as badly
>>716541201
I'm not at her house anymore I'm at mine and she told me to let her think on it so, I'm sure it will happen again.

Will update.

>>716541413
dont let her think! THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT. GO FUCK HER NOW BEFORE SHE SAYS NO FOREVER.

>>716528660
Today I am proud of you anon.

>>716528660
>I fucked my mom last night.

I had this dream last night.

>>716541413
>I'm definitely going to try to snap some pics next time
Use a key word for your next thread. I don't want to browse the catalog looking for that shit next time.

>>716541413
but op how am I going to find you again?

>>716541413
We need updates anon and spread pussy pick if you can manage

>>716541709
I'm proud of myself
>>716541739
>>716541756
Good idea, let's think of something together

>>716541413
>>716538852
>>716536309
>>716535977
i am glad you're sharing pics and all, but don't you think this is fucked up dude?

this is your mom

>>716541915
Why not a notepad.pw?

>>716528660
You from arkansa?

>>716528915
that is the most chat cunt i've ever seen in my life mate

>>716542083
No
Michigan
>>716542121
Guess you haven't seen many, m8

>>716541915
I would go for e-mail

>inb4 everybody walk the dinosaur

>>716541915
i dub thee "XmasInMom's"
>get it?! like "xmas at mom's"
>XDDD
next time just introduce yourself as XmasInMom's
so we know it's you

>>716541915
>Motherfucker Jones

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>>716542275
Omfg that is perfect
XmasInMom's

Last pic

Hope you all enjoyed

Good luck fucking your mother.

This is the only place I can say that.

Good luck OP! Tape it and make a webm! SHARE EVERYTHING!

>>716528660
You're a real mother fucker OP