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You're on /b/ right now. You have hella secrets. What are yours?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You're on /b/ right now. You have hella secrets.

What are yours?
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wanna kill myself
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>>716500950

In church last night with the wife and in-laws, I pulled a piece of paper out of my pocket to see what the hell it was. It was the receipt for dinner I had with the ex I hooked up with last week.

>tfw you get reminded of the side-gril fucksession with wife and in-laws in church
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>>716501003

don't do it.

>you know why.
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>>716500950
I'm transgender, but my family doesn't accept no LGBT and I want to kill myself because it's impossible to transition and I'll be able to move out after 5 more years....
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I separated from my wife for six weeks, agreed to come back if things can change (mostly her, but I agreed to drink less).
It all happened, but I still don't love her, and I think if I stay, I'll be stoned on anti-depressants or suicidal. It begs the question: Is it better to make two people happy if I am not myself (dual meaning intended)
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I lead a boring and depressing life
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>>716500950
I synced my old 1st gen iPad to my friend's wife's iCloud account. So now, any pictures she takes get pushed to my iPad. This has been going on for about 3 months. Waiting patiently for nudes....
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>>716500950
An hour ago I watched pthc vids. The girl said and I quote "I like doggy cock but I like yours more, daddy". Never came so hard in my life, fuck.
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I want to fuck my cousins
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>>716500950
I fondled my mother and act like I was drunk and don't know what I'm doing
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>>716501129
why? i'm gonna burn in the hell? sure you believe it?

theres nothing to stop me if i wanna do it, thought , only my parents
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I cheated on my gf this thursday

I'm starting to get feelings for this girl even though she said she doesn't want a relation and she said it's probably never going to happen ever again. She does like me and things we're going to be best friends, and she saw the sex like an inside joke...

All family dinners were fucking hard with these feelings, how do you cope with that? I feel like shit
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I like young girls, i cant live with it, society hates these type, they think i'm disgusting just because i see beautiful in little girls and have no interest to have sex with hers

i didn't choose to be born like i'm now, it just born with you, or i cant explain it; why does men like children. Now that i'm saying that, FBI probably is looking for me, and if i get arrested, life will be worse in the jail, so i'm rly thinking of killing myself
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>>716502377
Reminder that it's somehow legal to hold child molesters indefinitely after they've served their sentence.
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That I hate these threads with a passion.
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>>716500950
I often cheat on my gf, with her ex.
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>>716502486
i couldnt be arrested, cant live in prison, i have tocs and would be killed by others inmates
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>>716502590
i mean ocd
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>>716501003

I've catfished hundreds of married/engaged/attached women and have got tons of nudes/recordings of them cheating and sometimes masturbating on skype while on the phone with their partners.

I am majorly depressed

I drink too much, and I like pills.

I tell people I want to go to med school but I'm probably not smart enough or disciplined enough to do so.

I hate myself for various reasons but it's ok. I'm a scumbag.
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>be me middle school
>16
>never seen vagina before
>cousin staying over at my house
>she's 6/10 at the time 3 months older than me
>shes in my bed while I play video games
>she falls asleep and I go lay next to her
>take her pants off and play with her pussy. Fingering her and linking
>she moans obviously awake but she pretends to be asleep
>my dick is had as fuck
>jerk off next to her playing with her boobs and pussy
>finally cum and go to bed
>next morning she never mentioned it.
>after that night every time she came over and stayed she'd ask me to do what I did that one night she fell asleep in my bed
>this goes on for 2-3 more years almost got caught by parents
>junior year of high school we stopped and she got a boyfriend.
>we never talk about it
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>>716500950
I chained up and kicked my dog when I was 9
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I'm scretly bi but I don't think that means much in this site
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I secretly wish everyone here a merry christmas
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>>716502961
I secretly wish you a merry christmas too
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I'd give a man a blowjob if it stayed secret
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>>716502676
you're fine. I did worse things. I already fapped to young girls and i didn't feel any regret. Sometimes i think i'm a monster, a person who doesn't deserve to live.
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>>716503596
As long as you guys don't touch/harm/scare girls you're fine
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>>716501081
Its a miracle of god.
He is trying to guide you to the path of the righteous
He give's you a choice.
Tell your sin to the lord and your wife.
May he and she forgive you for what you have done. Or burn in hell.

Choose wisely.
Creature of god.
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>>716503713
Yeah, i guess. I hate these rapist pedos, but somehow i'm not too different than them.
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>>716503818
You have self esteem issues.
You ARE different than them.
They hunt, pray and rape innocent little girls/boys....you do NOT and do NOT plan to, you can control yourself because you want to, they don't.
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>>716500950
I once farted on my dog
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>>716503596
>>716503818

Honestly I don't really know what to say to this. I don't think there is a cure. I'd say stop fapping to young girls dude. It probably just makes things worse. And make sure you're never in a situation where you're alone with kids. Maybe you wouldn't do anything but can you really trust yourself and control your urges? Are you attracted to adult women? If so just find a girlfriend to fuck.
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I feel like shit because I know I'm never getting anywhere with this one girl

She has a boyfriend already, on a long distance relationship but we see him every 2 months or so

She keeps looking for hugs and hand holding and all of this sort of stupid shit and I accept because I'm a stupid fuck

Just a few days ago she was talking to him over the phone while I was holding her, and we were taking a walk with the rest of the family and her mom was laughing her ass off
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>>716501401
at this stage in your life. Do you ever consider what your life would be like if you hadn't wasted your time getting married and instead chased your passions?

As corny as it sounds if you're reading this don't was your time on women. They won't bring you happiness.

Chase your dreams brethren. You'll live a more fulfilling life; one that most won't ever get to experience.
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>>716501606
Vicky, what a well trained little whore
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>>716503818
having sex with little girls. doesn't mean your a rapist. it are 2 different things.

There are a lot of things wrong in this world. but love is not one of them.
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>>716504447

Kill yourself
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My parents think I left Christmas early to go drink with friends but instead I'm gonna take a bar of xanax and wake up after the holidays
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>>716504352
>>716501606

What the fuck is wrong with you both?
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>>716504556
No need, humanity is doing it for me.
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>>716504069
Yeah, i'm attracted to women too, but i didn't have any serious relationship, i just had one girlfriend and enjoyed the experience but couldn't stay with her for so long.
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>>716500950
is that lucy moon?
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I have broadcasted several times on chaturbate. I also have been banned several times.
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>>716504689
Why did you got banned?
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>>716504093
friendzone level over 9000
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>>716504689
Get some new secrets you fag.
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>>716504640

No need, just find a casual fuck buddy. Part of me thinks you're not really attracted to kids, you're just attracted to the idea of something wrong and taboo. Serious advice. Stop coming to 4chan, maybe consider cancelling your internet at home. If you've never been attracted to young girls until you started coming onto 4chan I suspect that is the case.
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>>716504775
I never check'd my age to earn tokens so they underage-banned me just in case.

>>716504863
It feels good to tell
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I had a dream last night involving sexually manhandling a 13 year old girl.

It was the best sex dream of my life so far.
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>>716504876
No, 4chan is not the cause. I remember when i was 12 and was attracted to children, i expected it would pass but it didn't. I grow up and nothing has changed, i'm still attracted to young girls; the age varies, i'm not attracted to babies, and personally i dont like loli animes, just real girls.
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>>716501401
Only you can make you happy. don't depend on anyone else to.

if you're not feeling it and no kids involved, bail.
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>>716505090

Ah. Then yup you are a pedophile. Sorry dude. I think it's something faulty in your genetics. Just make sure you're never alone with kids, use adult women as a sexual outlet. I'd also advise to stop fapping to young girls especially if the content is illegal. That will get you into trouble inevitably. Good luck with life.
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>>716503911
i wanna believe it's true, i'm afraid of myself, if i couldn't be able to control the urge to touch girls and do anything wrong.. as the other anon said, i'd be better if i stay far from children.
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>>716505090
From what age do you find 'children' atractive?.
Becouse when they hit puberty. It is perfectly normal to find them atractive.
a feeling pushed away by fear for the law for most man..
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>>716503377
Been secretly sucking guys and more for the past 12 years. it's not hard if you put your head to it (triple pun intended)
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>>716500950
Royal Dutch Shell is selling Islamic State oil to the Americans.
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>>716505313
Honestly, idk. I just doesn't like babies, i like young girls, just it. I'm attracted to teenagers as well. I feel like i'm a sexual being, anything arouse me.. i'm unable to look at children or woman without thinking in sex.
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>>716505611
sorry for any mistake
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>>716505611
Man just look at woman that way.
But maybe if you
hire a hooker for a hour.
or jerk off to some porn.
It will go away.
And you are indeed a sexual being.
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>>716500950
i russianfag
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>>716505611
And btw. if you watch, cp stop doing that.
Not becouse i think its wrong.
But becouse i don't wanna see you
in jail /b/ro.
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>>716501141
Aaw :( How old are you? That sucks man. Fuck transphobia!
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>>716501766
rofl, I bet most of us do. Depending on how close you are
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I bought 500 whip-its and have been doing them since 4 this morning while watching Poppy videos on repeat.
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>>716505879
I cant hire a hooker due social anxiety, and i have a theory that pedos are unable to stay with woman because they are experienced in sex, so these guys will start looking for children, because children are naive, so they feel safe. About porn.. well.. conventional porn is boring, and i guess thats because i'll fap to children.
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>>716502584
which one of you are bi? Or are you a femanon?
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>>716502900
lel, it's not that hard to be bi, you just need to have the balls to experiment. Once you're not afraid of sex with boys, you can live a fucking neat double-life. Unless you fall in love with a boy... This is coming from a faggot.
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>>716506019
I have nothing to lose, i dont think i'm a big fish to feds, i'm only an average guy, addicted to porn, without any life hope.
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>>716504093
If it's only a long distance thing she's in, you still have a shot. Those never last.Swoop man, get in there
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I had sex with three cousins, all >18.
Not rape cause I too was >18.
>moar?
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>>716505237
I was also extremely attracted to kids my age when I was a kid, which never left me or faded. And I kind of wonder if there might be some sort of correlation there with pedophilia. The age that we start wanting to fuck everything in sight, I mean. I can remember as young as eight I wanted to fuck girls and would constantly try to get myself into sexual situations with them. So maybe there's something there...
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>>716500950
I make sex with my cousin. We visit each other once a few months, drink a lot, massage each other and eventually make sex. Next day we both pretend not remembering doing anything wrong except talking a lot till falling asleep (because a lot of booze). Or maybe I am really the only one that remembers. We never talked about this
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>>716506669
same situation for me >>716506640
but it was heightened by being exposed to sex at a young age.
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>>716500950
Several years ago I hooked up with a random girl on a cruise ship.

The next day I found out she had a boyfriend (not on the ship) and still hooked up with her again.

We didn't use any protection either night and we were piss drunk so I honestly can't remember how much I came in her.

Never heard from her again. Sometimes I wonder if some cuck is raising a kid that ain't his.
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>>716500950
-I love to be sexually dominated by women I hope I can find a women to fuck me in the ass with a strap-on but I don't think that will happen
-I live with my mother and it sucks
-I've fucked my brothers now ex wife and I regret it everyday. I still haven't told him
-I have a crush on my sister
-spent time in a mental hospital due to becoming delisional from not eating
-I have no clue what to do with my life. I feel depressed and don't have motivation to do anything.
-I also like dominating women and I sometimes watch snuff and rape porn though I think rapists in real life are horrible I like the fantasy aspect of it
-I've sucked cock but never been fucked by a man
I think that about covers it
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>>716504093
she's an attention-hoarding cumslut cunt, fuck that bitch
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>>716506898

That doesn't make him a cuck. It makes you a douchebag and her a cunthole, he's the only one in this situation that's not a shit stain. I hope he ditched that stupid cum slut and found a decent girl. I hope you get the clap. Faggot.
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>>716506314
Then it still would be proberly easyer to find a 18+ woman to have sex with then a child.
18+ are expierenced. and most just wanna have a good time.
For a child its a whole new thing.
And people are naive.
Were destroying our world. and do not change a thing.
It come's with humanity.
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>>716506898
cool story bro
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>>716507024
>That doesn't make him a cuck. It makes you a douchebag and her a cunthole

It gets far worse buddy. Don't get married this is FAR more common than people are willing to admit.
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>>716507148
Oh, I know. I'm not arguing that, broski.

I'm just saying, he's trying to slap the word cuck on some decent guy because his girl's out slutting around. That's not how shit works.
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i'm attracted to little girls
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>>716507246
you're assuming he's decent you have no proof
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>>716504891
What is your chaturbtne name?
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>>716501606
sweet mother of god
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I have done the butt secks
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>>716507024
No I don't mean to say he deserves it. Like I kinda feel sorry for the guy. She's like, super hot and was so casual about cheating rawdog that I can't possibly be the only one.
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>>716501606

i know a guy who's seen that one. he says it's p good
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>>716507024
This.
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>>716507246
>>716507246
if you're unknowingly raising a child that isn't yours, you're a cuck, period
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>>716507662
don't you think he deserves it for letting his girl go on a cruise on her own? what does he think single girls do on cruises ..
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A secret for selfish reasons :
My closest friend is also an ex from ancient times. There's nothing physical left but my promise not to have sex with the girl she sees as her little sister, an overly sensual singer six years younger than us.
I did, multiple times, and I don't feel bad for it ; said friend did much worse to me in her time.

And a secret for social reasons, and for which I do feel bad, because of a deeply ingrained belief that ego is bad :
The reason I am lonely is not because I have no social skills - I have never wanted a girl and not had her. It's because people bore me so quickly.
I get intrigued, I pick at their inner workings, I understand them, I get bored. Now I mostly don't get intrigued anymore.
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>>716508171
You have no idea what a cuck is, and you're also retarded and a faggot. Period.
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>>716508238
Haha. Excellent point,

Cute and tight is what she was.

And a great fucking lay.
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>>716507727
It actually is. She is eager as fuck, she moans, and towards the end she actually does suck a dog penis. She's around 8 or 9 at most.
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>>716508238
Oh my fuck.

I just realized I'm the waiter that stu and his fiancé argu about in the hangover. Hahaha!!
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I've exposed my ex so
Much on 4chan I can find her nude on Google
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>>716507490
Why u want to know?
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>>716503778
It really be that way though, I got drunk and went to a church and the message was dealing with problems related to alcohol, I'll never forget that
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>>716508334
The idea that someone like this exists makes me hard as fuck
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Come on now, expose your dirty little secrets for the NSA, so they will have some shit on you in the future in case they need it... You know you want to!
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>>716508334
Where do you watch something like this?
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>>716504323
You say that. I have lived it. I'm 27 never married. Keep a girlfriend every now and then. Usually get bored with them and dump them after a while. Lonely as hell though. I'm glad I have money and freedom, but I'll be damned if my life isn't somewhat empty and pointless. Wasting my time pursuing goals that ultimately have no meaning.
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>>716508727
I'd just be curious to see you.

I thought it would be more polite than demanding a pic on here.
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>>716509174
.onion forum
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>>716509299
I don't broadcast anymore. I'm a man, bytheway
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>>716502330
we cope by not being bad people in the first place, anon

have some self control and get a hobby because you do bad shit because youre bored and boring
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>>716508334
I think Sandra was 10.

But yes, she had very, very happy sex with her father, or whoever he is. She smiles, giggles and looks at him lovingly as she sucks his cock, sucks the family dog, poses nude and in ropes, and possibly masturbates. It's love, pleasure, excitement and just fantastic.

Sadly, her father/uncle/babysitter/whatever was recognized from another picture with her, by the cops. As far as I know, he is in jail now. She lost the love of her life, he's locked in a cell and lives a life of pure hell and wasted years, their family is destroyed forever, and the "helpers" around them are busy trying to make them feel as ashamed, regrettful and scared as possible.

The sex itself was wonderful and good, and everybody should see what it was all about.

But what the lawmakers, cops and "helpers" do is horrible. Truly HORRIBLE.

Age of consent is wrong. The only thing that matters should be consent. Not when people are born or what their relation is. The law needs to change.
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I had a huge a crush with my cousin once.
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No one knows I've been raped and I'm so mentally ill I can barely leave the house without panic attacks or nasty flashbacks. I lie to my family I'm going well in college but I constantly want to kill myself and recently been diagnosed with PTSD.
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>>716510232
Sounds sexy. Who raped you? Did you like it? Did you come? Do you want to be raped again?
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>>716509459
I do understand, friend.
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>>716510496
I can tell you i usually did some slaveboy shows where some mods gave me orders. I did cbt, anal, spitting, edging, chastity, joi...
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>>716509174
You can find the Sandra vids on eMule probably, but DON'T DO THAT. The cops spy on eMule searches, and swoop up some easy busts once in a while.

The safe ways to go about it is using Tor WITH JAVASCRIPT DISABLED, and without telling people who you are or other real life info while using Tor. You can find the .onion address of Torch (NOT the web browser. Torch the .onion search engine) in a Duck Duck Go search while using the Tor Browser. Then, in torch, search for "Topic links" or something similar. You'll find links to webforums open for registration, web chatrooms where people share images, and so on. Don't pay for anything - payment for CP is usually just a trap. A good summary of onion-sites is the Hard Candy article on the UNCENSORED hidden wiki, if you can find that. (Not the normie censored hidden wiki. That one is crap.)

You can also use iMule over I2P, or Frost over Freenet, for slow but anonymous/encrypted p2p. Look it up.

And make sure you save this on an external memory card or something that you hide well, just in case. Best is to use a Live CD OS, like Tails or Knoppix, so you don't leave traces of viewing CP on your machine. Yeah, and encrypting the drive you save to with a program like TrueCrypt or VeraCrypt, is a good idea.

If you follow all the safe practices, downloading and watching CP is actually safe. You just have to follow the safe practices.
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You'd be a motherfucking fool to use Tor in any capacity for that shit at this point. Don't listen to the above retard, he's going to get himself and you v&. The shit's on lockdown. No safe exit nodes. Feds are actually hosting CP sites to trap people. Disabling javascript won't do shit because they're infecting machines in other ways now.
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>>716500950
I'm now taking a bath... naked
>>716501003
Why's that anon?
>>716501081
Dude, cheating on your wife is just wrong. You clearly don't love her enough to respect her and be loyal. It's best you get a divorce
>>716501141
Kill yourself, you have a mental illness. >>716501401
Why don't you love her?
>>716501486
What's up?
>>716501528
Sneaky bastard
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>>716505237
It's not "faulty genetics", it's just that he wasn't sexually retarded as a kid. Child sexuality is an important part of human development.

There's however a huge difference between an abuser and a normal pedophile, and there is a difference between a pedophile and a person who just finds this stuff exhilarating and hot on some level (which is pretty normal).
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>>716509904
>>716510740
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>>716500950

I'm still madly in love with the girl that fucked all my friends
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>>716501606
I'm assuming you have a daddy kink, so how'd it develop?
>>716501766
Are they hot?
>>716501854
How'd she react?
>>716502330
Don't cheat on your girl friend, have some self control you fucker. I hate cheaters
>>716502377
How young are we talking?
>>716502584
Why?
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>>716512368
Ignorant stupid faggot little cocksucker. Shut your mouth. You don't know anything. You're just parroting the same dumb shit I see posted here every week. You ignorant fuck.
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>>716512618
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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This thread is fucked up
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>>716512952
Why? Hard to learn the truth? Pussy.
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>>716509904
i say amen to that my /b/rother.
The law is wrong in many ways.
Hopefully we can change.
Before we destroy ourself's out of greed for power.
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>>716512952
People are fucked up. thought you knew that already.
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>>716512763
faggotry level exceeds safe levels.
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>>716512618
The same shit i hear every week, is you should not use tor becouse its not save anymore. this guy tells something else.
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It's like you're feds, trying to get people to rush straight into the party van posting this gay shit.

Retards. Idiots. Nobody will fall for that faggotry.

"Trust me, it's safe because random anon #5,202,252,392 says it is! Come on by and load your hard drive up with some CP, you won't get caught! Really!"

Retarded shitcunts.
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>>716513543
Oh shit you called me a gaffot on 4chan what will I ever do. Fuck man my life is ogre
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>be me
>got a girlfriend
>had sex without condom
>now superaids c
and that story is actuncerally true but no one will belive me anyway idk i just want to share it
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My 15 year old niece (9/10) got really drunk last night at our christmas dinner. I helped her get to bed and I grabbed her sweet firm tits and I pulled down her pants to get a glimpse of her firm young ass. Unfortunately my cockblocking aunt was there and she locked herself in her room with her. I ran to the bathroom and masturbated with the force of a thousand suns
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>>716513709
I belive you anon I just don't care
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>>716504093
Dude shes using you and youre allowing yourself to be used because you like it. The thing is you can have everything, just not with her, move on /b/ro, you love her but move on
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>>716513666
don't worry about it, it's part of /b/. also, nice trips man.
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>>716513778
thanks :3
>>716513709
wanted to write supercancer aids but that failed somehow :/
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I don't have secrets. I carry myself openly. I have integrity. I'm hiding not a god-damned thing. And so I suffer.

You think your life is fucked up because of things you keep to yourself? You're wrong. Reveal those things. Nothing will change. At the end of it, they're all barely more sentient than a dog or cat. Anyone too much more intelligent than that horrifies them.
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>>716501081
I feel that people like this are the scum of the earth, but at the same time I can justify having sex with a married woman
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>>716507658

give the butt secks or take the butt secks?
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>>716513958

both
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>>716503778
>Its a miracle of god.

I'm with you there. It was a sign. I got a really good, warm feeling inside and hard as diamonds in the penis region. Took it as a sign I should fuck her again. and again. and again.

>she enjoyed the story too
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>>716511075
>It's best you get a divorce

blow me. esp if you are femanon. then I'll take that dick back to my wife.
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I had the Ashley Madison data leak. Searched for friends, neighbors, co-workers, bosses, public figures, people I hate.

>found at least one of all of the above

>public figure hasn't been outed. yet. (I used deep search techniques)
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>>716514413
Fuck man you're a hardcore H@x0r
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>>716513764
How old are you?
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>>716504640
I was into futa and dickgirls the same way anon, try and find a girl you really care about and make something with her. Them you'll know if it's just a passing fancy or a serious problem
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>>716514058
The lord is not a fool.
You shall not steal.
Take those diamonds out of your pants tyrone !!!.
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Dont wanna be with my gf anymore, still am cuz its good pussy, she doesnt know
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>>716514850

A) that's the least of my worries with the Lord

and

2) You get to confess on your deathbed and accept the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal savior and all is forgiven.

And C) I'm going with B). foolproof
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>>716514413

I don't have the db any more. got bored with it. got what I needed.

>my current boss was in it

>haven't used it to profit. yet.
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>be barely muslim
>Keep up appearances to keep my parents off my back
>few months ago some old friend of my dads came down for a few weeks with his daughter from saudia arabia
>His daughter is the epitome of muslim wears niqab all the time and isquiet unless spoken too
>have to akwardly hang out with her for the entire day while my dad caught up with the man
>mfw dad told me he wanted me to move back to saudia arabia to marry his friends daughter
>mfw dont even know what she looks like
>mfw shes only 11
>im legitimately thinking of running away
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This thread is obviously bait, in the sense that FBI and others watch 4chan and hope to find shit on people here. The new 4chan mods are antipedo, politically correct cucks, and they will certainly assist cops in tracing posters if they can and bother. So don't confess to murders and shit here! Be careful!

HOWEVER, the people who tell you not to use Tor, and never to watch CP, are also probably cops! It's a stated goal they have to scare people away from Tor. Because Tor is still safe if you use it right, and it's not feasible for cops AT ALL to trace all Tor users.

There were some posts here about how to safely watch CP. Sadly, they were deleted, and posters banned. That's modern 4chan...

Don't believe the cops who are trying to scare you away from CP. Just be careful.

And use Tor, with JavaScript DISABLED.
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>>716513709
>just had sex without a condom for the first time last night
>never had sex with this girl before
Why did I have read this
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These are dick sucking lips. Right?
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>>716515472
sorry mate
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>>716515388
Do like your prophet did and consummate the marriage now that she's double digits
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>>716515629
I'm not too worried about getting megasupercanceraids or anything but fuck me if the one time in months I go to /b/ and the first thread I go in I read that almost immediately
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>>716515708
I prefer my women with curves.
Plus raising a wife would be creepy as fuck
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I almost exclusively jerk off to about 4 or 5 adolescent girls.
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>>716515768
really? wow that sucks
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I've developed an obsession with old men. It's purely sexual; I don't want to be romantically involved with them, just pull out their wrinkled dicks, sniff them, lick them and suck them. It's become a problem, because I can't look at any old man in public without feeling an overwhelming sexual urge. I fear I'll just chat one up at a public urinal any day now.
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>>716515788
>Plus raising a wife would be creepy as fuck
Top kek, where do you live? Would running away be a viable option?
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I'm currently living with my aunt and uncle because my parents disowned me after catching me getting a bj from my younger sister
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>>716500950
Cheated on my girlfriend 4 different times all the way to sex aswell so it's fucked she found out I kissed another girl and nearly dumped me and I have so much more she could only know about, I have no regrets
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>>716501606
link?
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>>716515886
How young?
Pics or it didn't happen
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I can't tri force


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I live in a constant state of loneliness. It's been a good 4 years since someone has ever asked "hey anon, how are you feeling?" or "hey anon, are you feeling alright?"
It sounds pathetic, but the only people I have are a couple buddies, but nothing is ever serious, it's all a circle jerk, no one ever has a genuine conversation.
My parents pretend I don't exist, ever since I moved away, they just feel as if I'm not their own anymore. I'll visit them, help around the house, I've been with them over Christmas eve and Christmas, but not a word was spoken. It's a living hell. I feel almost invisible.
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>>716515959
newfag


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>>716515943
She's 14 and I'm 22. Happened last month around thanksgiving
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>>716515834
Eh, all the cheating stuff in this thread applies to my situation as well. This is a fun Christmas so far, witb only a small amount of sarcasm in that last bit.
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>>716516035
Notepad my nigga, shiet
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My name is Pepe, but I don't let my friends know that I know about Pepe the sad frog, so they won't make fun of me.
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>>716516035
That must buuurnn


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>>716516035

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>>716516162
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>>716515399
>Sadly, they were deleted
>Sadly

degenerates, i swear to god
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>>716516162
yours too
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>>716515399
How do we know you're not the cops trying to get us to use unsafe TOR so we can get v&
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>>716500950
I hate my life, I hate people, I hate pretty much everything. My back hurts 24/7, my knee is fucked up so I can hardly move, I'm fat as fuck and I get no money.

I cheated on my girlfriend with some slut I picked up at a bar, fucked her for like 2 weeks and my girlfriend has no idea, shes coming over tomorrow for a couple of days ( we dont see eachother much) and whenever I have sex with her i have to imagine the slut i cheated her with.

I'm a fat as fuck neckbeard with no talents and I'm pretty dumb aswell, I can't believe I haven't sudokued yet.
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>>716502676
Can you tell me how to do it? Would be really great Anon
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>>716516072
Green text story?
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>>716516274
He is. Don't be a retard and take the b8.
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>>716516232

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>>716515964
Then speak up. I felt the same way for a long time, no one is just going to fall into your life and ask how your doing. Ask someone how they're feeling and they'll ask you back, the way your thinking is a bit one sided and I know it's hard to be depressed but you have to make an effort or no one else will.
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>>716502676
What pills I drink and smoke, and also do pills and I'm depressed haha holy shit guess we aren't alone I like white diamonds (mdma)
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>>716500950
I set fire to my father's house to try and kill him. He wasn't home. He's still homeless.
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My 2 lesbian best friends are in couple
and i fuck both of them secretly
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>>716516376
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>>716515964
be appreciative of the buddies you have, some people have none. and knowing other people is always a great means to get to know other people.
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Know my gfs been cheating on me with two black guys at this fsctory I work st but haven't said a word
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>>716516430
the reason they don't ask him is becouse he is depressed. They don't ask becouse they already know the answer is a bad one.
Normaly its just something to start a conversation.
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My secret is I'm spacey I day dream a lot and smoking weed makes it worse I had a doctor that thought I had ADD but I stopped seeing her and I don't know what to do lack of motivation interest probably from the weed and little to no focus in day to day life unless it's something like drawing that I actually draw sometimes I'll draw for like 5-6 hours and I did it this Christmas everyone thinks I'm so anti social weirdo but I just feel like me...sucks I guess
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>>716516500
not lesbian then, are they, ay?
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I'm at a very liberal university with a FEELS major and all my friends and fellow students like me for being this tolerant, understanding and caring person, but in reality, I'm a horrible racist and sexist, and I absolutely despise Muslims.
After BREXIT and Trump's victory, I pretended to be just as crestfallen as everyone around me, but inside I was laughing literally for weeks.

The disparity between who I am and who I am perceived to be is so extreme, when I tried opening up to a friend by saying that the influx of refugees worries me, she suggested volunteering at a shelter, because she thought I was worried *about their well-being*.
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I really want to see all my family die except my grand mother.
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>>716516430
I've asked over and over, and all I'll have is a one second response, and we go our own ways.
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>>716516585
Why you kept quiet fuck I couldn't
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>>716516500
Try to get them into a threesome anon.
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>>716516293
Cheated on my gf too
I know that abyss you are currently in if you are anything like me keep drinking keep waiting shit starts to feel better as the months and years go by...I hope
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>>716516660
damn. that is some fucked up shit /b/ro.
Not be able to be yourself. is one of the worst things.
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>>716516108
i hope you have a good christmas anyway anon
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>>716516682
Find new people to ask, not everyone will give you the same response, someone will listen and care. And if literally nobody cares about you, you should be happy knowing that you a statistical anomaly. But someone will anon, it took years for me to find people who care, and I only have like 3 people in my life who truly care
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>>716516660
Dropped out of uni in England because I was just like you anon, couldn't deal with the unnecessary liberal ideas anymore ooo more refugees are coming to England that's so good I can't wait to help them and let them be a burden on my country wooo...fml
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>>716516656
Ye not lesbian but both girl in couple

>>716516689
I'll do it soon, i'm sure they will accept
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>>716502800
>be me middle school
>16
Are you a retard?
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>>716516585
You're planning some revenge? Also, how did you know she does that?
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>>716516318
>be me
>sister asked about sex a while back
>tell her what I know
>says she wants to practice bj
>first few suck (pun intended) she used teeth
>eventually gets better and shallows
>ff to last month
>been about 6 months she sucks me
>forget to lock door this time
>she's going ham
>mom walks in
>'hey anon what time are you leaving again?'
>I freeze
>she freaks and drags sister away
>dad comes home and beats me
>next thing I know they send away
>now stuck in shitty California
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What could have been. Free her from her former cyclops life. Her life is worse. My life is worse.
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>>716517108
not really sure of what i'm wanting to do at the moment and no she doesnt
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>>716517217
YESSSS I DID IT!
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>>716517072
No, he's an actual middle school. It was built sixteen years ago, at the time of his story at least.
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>>716517212
I was asking how did you discover that she cheats on you?
I couldn't be in a relationshit knowing that my gf cheats.
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>>716517212
o boi i cnat believ it
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I used to live with my parents in Philadelphia. We didn't have the much money for video games and stuff so I often played outside. By the time I was 7, I got hooked on basketball. Everyday after school I would play it with my friends. One time these seniors in highschool came to the court, long story short I got in a huge fight. Badly Injured. My mom got scared, and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle to Bell-Air.
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>>716517133
Wow that seems super casual for a 14 year old to be down to suck her older brother.
Are you from a weird 3rd world country where that is more normal
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>>716500950
Right now I'm thinking of driving past an ex gf house. I'm very angry with her and I own a gun. It's also been over 20 years since I last saw her. She is a raging feminist SJW lawyer about to turn 40. I'm having trouble controlling my impulses today. I've keep this anger pretty bound up, but it returns during important holiday's and her birthday.
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>>716517482
burn her house down
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>>716517482
Don't hurt someone else. That shit is petty. Kill yourself if you're going to kill yourself. Don't fuck up someone else, no point in that.
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I live around half my life as a girl, I go to kink clubs and have lots of amazing sex. I have a whole different life that my girlfriend, friends and family don't know about.
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I am extremely suicidal and hide behind a wall of drugs and alcohol. I have never loved anyone. I have been with several women, but i never felt anything, unless one can classify apathy as a feeling. The feeling of "feelinglessness" is all i know at this point.
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>>716500950
I'm a liberal i believe in freedom. but hate refugee's and niggers who destroy our white society.
At the same time i hate society.
Its destroying the earth as we speak.
We human's act like a virus.

I am depressed most of the time.
This world is a fuck up place.

I sometimés like to dress up like a girl.

I like young girls to the age of milfs.
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>>716517413
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newfags can't triforce
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>>716513906
Damn...so im not the only one who sees that.
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>>716517641
The feeling of feelinglessness, as you put it, is similar to how I feel like I just play the part of a human and don't really understand how to feel my emotions, even though I know there there. It's likely a personality disorder called SPD, or schizoid personality disorder, what's fucked it that's there's not really anyway to help it, shit sucks
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>>716517592
I'm quite self-aware of the pathological state of psychopathy I experience.

It's just that I always sincerely wanted to be with her and in spite of a brief, young, intense experience, she left me for a life embracing lesbianism.

I innocently thought that I might marry her.
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>>716515388
First assalamu alaikum ahki....secondly...dont do it because he wants...there are things in quran that would get him off your back...especially surah nisa...maybe come back to it in a few years.
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>>716517482
Holy shit anon that's a lot of years
I wanna talk you out of whatever you are thinking but I think this is a little deeper of an issue whatever and however she fucked you anon she did you good for you to be bitter 20 years later in my not biased completely random opinion I think you should let that bitch have one more second of your mind move the fuck one of that means leaving the city then you leave that city but no good will come from fucking with her bro it's like poking a wasps nest
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>>716517930
I feel that feel too

Smoke too much weed tho
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>>716517649
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>>716518069
I've poked it more than once.
I've regretted it each time.
Recently she sent a cease and desist letter.
(remember, she's a JD lawyer... works in bankruptcy)
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>>716517930
scored a 34, here is the link http://psymed.info/schizoid-personality-disorder-test
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>>716516274
kek
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>>716518164

We were very young. I miss her so bad I'm shaking.
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>>716518196
i also scored 34.. :(
But i'm autistic and have pddnos.
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>>716516274
Nice try FBI
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>>716518538
I got 27... thought I was weird...
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I should have fucked Elizabeth. I should have fucked Christina. I should have fucked Katie.

In each situation, together we both would have been better. Instead I tried to do the "right thing", none of them have gotten any better. I've failed miserably because I lack motivation.
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I got 18
You guys must be really weird
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I hooked up with the dish guy when he came to hook my cable up while in a long distance relationship. Don't regret it, my (now) ex was a peice of shit anyway. It was hot af. First 'one night stand' type of experience I've ever had.
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>>716518491
She was one of the first lesbians to get married in my state after SOCTUS and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obergefell_v._Hodges
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>>716502330
I humbly apologize for my white knighting but this man is cheating on his fucking GF and he doesn't get shit for it but when it's a girl she's a scumbag whore lmao?
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>>716518989
I've been diagnosed schizoid for years.

Anyone normal is the weird as far as I can tell.
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I act like im a pushover when at school so everyone kinda messes with me and laughs. But what they don't know is that inside I'm really a fucked up psycho that could snap at any minute.
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>>716519168
it's easy for a girl to cheat
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>>716518196
30 but that number is meaningless to me, unless I didn't read something that explained it.
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>>716519103
She is a radically sexual person. I miss being a part of her life and for the longest time she has pushed me out.
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>>716519168
Still same person posting
> 2 posts with saying cheating is bad ur a bad person
Vs
>a good dozen of posts saying just kys whore and all woman are scum

Kek?
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>>716508253
>I get intrigued, I pick at their inner workings, I understand them, I get bored.

Same here /b/ro
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>>716519314
It's easy for anyone to cheat
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>>716517440
I'm originally from Michigan
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>>716502377
It's okay pall, you got some meme magic with you. I wish society would accept my fetish for mlp costumed horses and waifu fleshligt dolls....
But jokes aside, good luck man. How about trying to get laid with someone the same age as you just to try something out?
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My step sister sucked my dick in the laundry room of our house while our parents were upstairs and our siblings were on the other side of the wall.
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I have gf, but i have crush on new coworker and don't know what to do...
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Last night I had sex with a married woman, it was the first time for both of us in over a year. Today is her one year anniversary but in korea, where her husband is deployed, it was their anniversary while we were fucking. I don't even feel bad, he's more of a piece of shit than I am.
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>>716520435
do what your heart tells you
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>>716500950

I am cheating on my wife with a chick who lets me beat and rape her. I never considered myself sexually violent but this chick has given me silent permission to explore how primitive I am.

Shit is cash.
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>>716515837
Get to work and capitalize on your obsession. There are tons of old dudes who would pay for you, unless your a fatty or ugly
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>>716519597
>I'm originally from Michigan
So yes
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>>716521012
Heart says go for coworker, brains for gf. Ohh and coworker have already bf...
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>>716517072
proly eurofag, school system works different by country
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>>716505541
Kek
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>>716517244
>No, he's an actual middle school.
Wat?
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>>716516585
It's easy to see why, you look pathetic.
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I want to fuck a sissy crossdresser in the ass
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My little brother sucked my cock when i was 12
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My biggest secret is that I make micro lies and act knowledgeable to get what I want or just in general.
I can't help but try to manipulate any situation to my advantage so I've created different personas that fit different social scenarios to have the upper hand. You can imagine these micro lies have stacked up from childhood therefore shaping my very being into this multi faced snake.

I believe in true love but not because of choice but because I feel like I'm destined to be with my woman whoever that may be.

I'm a virgin but I can get laid any time I want, be it buying a whore or taking advantage of a drunk bitch, it's just that I truly believe in an eventual soulmate.
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I used to fap into my moms and sister's body wash often
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I've helped a friend's dog fuck 3 of my ex gfs
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Gang banged my gf a few times. One time with'random guys' while we wore masks. She didn't know and still doesn't know to this day that all the older guys were her dad's best friends. Kek
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>>716525671
So... dog fucked your ex gfs?
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>>716526169
Yeah. They weren't ex's at the time, but yeah.
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Shaved my pubes with nail clippers
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>>716526325
Holy shit that's such a good idea

Did it work?
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>>716524023
Me too
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>>716526325
sounds like a tedious thing to do
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I am a heroin addict. No one knows
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>>716501401
its not your wife making you miserable. Thats just what you think. Its easy to see others as the ones responsible for your misery. But the truth is that you are making yourself miserable. Its your own fault, not hers.
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>>716526391
Only a lil' bit it's really hard to get in the small spaces
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