What did /b/ get for Christmas ?:)

an envelope and a box covered in rapping paper

Nigger it's not even 9am, I haven't done shit yet.

120€.

a luggage set from my parents to move out

>at ski lodge in in-laws
>wake up before everyone else
>make coffee
>mother-in-law wakes up and gets a cup of coffee
>???
>she gives me a sloppy blowjob and says merry xmas
>drink my coffee and wait for my wife to wake up

Surfing Lycra
Jjgrifiths intro to quantum mechanics
H&M gift card
Nivea men set
Photo album
Science mag
Pretty good Christmas so far and a ton of food

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I'm diabetic and on a cut

gg Christmas

I didn't get anything

>>716490861
Want my chocolates?

>>716489537
False.

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>>716488771
A necklace. it was nice. and it was from my girlfriend... i just realized that i have a girlfriend. Time to stop visiting this site.

>>716490861
Same man. Cept a ragin hangover

>>716488771
I haven't opened my presents yet

Nothing

Nothing, however I did finally get my birthday gift from two months ago.

>>716491395

Haha! So true! Me too I guess, I have a girlfriend too! Haha!

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this bluetooth light thing (has a speaker built in decent quality), a under armor hoodie (so fucking comfy), and a gift card for new egg (just ordered 2 ram sticks)

>>716489757
Dem seashells tho. Your family loves you.
Nim nim nim
Ganaaaache.

A stomach ache

Woke up at around 9, put some minoxodil on my face cuz im a bitch, drove to fuel station and got myself a can of redbull and 2 packets of m&m's.. good christmas so far

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pic related

Jack shit.

Nothing.

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>>716491123
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>>716491797
>>716491939
>>716493783
>>716494363
>>716494761

That's what you get for being dicks and not having any friends

$200, a Packers' football, cup, and headrest cover, a six pack of different kinds of hot sauce, a mega millions lottery ticket, and I something from my roommate that I will open later tonight when I get back home.

Shirts, socks, a tool box, a hoodie from patents metal gear 5 and dark souls 3 and a mouse from my Sis. girlfriend gave me a jacket and a belt. I am happy. ThanKS fam.

Wallet and belt good Christmas tbh fam

Casio F-91W, new shoes, some cigarette and gas money

>>716488771
A new bed that I got last week and a nice new pillow and some other odds and ends but the bed really was the main thing so there really wasn't much else to get which I'm ok with the bed is comfy as fuck.

>>716491993
haha lol same... i have a girlfriend, haha, yep.

>>716488771
a day closer to an early death

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>>716488771
Money.

Depression

>>716488771

Nothing : (

>>716491620
What are the odds, that's my Christmas miracle as well

Whisky
Cigars
Raspberry Pi
Mechanical calculator

Disappointment

>>716495515
Nice haul.

5 g's of Silver Haze.

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>>716497420
>420
OH SHIT

I got some chap stick, coffee, cinnamon gum. I got my wife a contigo coffee mug with her name engraved. We got my kid a few books and a few small toys.
Good Christmas. I'm happy.

>>716497420
nice

Strawberry munch toast

Got a gift card for khols and gamestop

>>716488771
some amazon gift cards
an amc gift card
clothes, kinda happy i got more dickies
anyone want 25$ worth of amc gift card?
ill post the card# and pin if a nyone wants to go see a movie today

>>716496829
I do too! She's real LOL. Yep yep yep.

The usual: nothing.

It's worth the lack of drama and bullshit that comes with being around women and children.

>>716497053
Congrats on being a real man.

$420 (Yes, actually).
Some socks and underwear
A new toothbrush cause why not
And some expensive cologne that my grandparents got for pretty cheap.

Was actually pretty good this year

$125 to spend on amazon

4 pairs of silver earrings, a new knife, cutting board, new winter clothes. Some slippers and an SUV

>>716488771
A collar from my bf :3

>>716498310
show us what a naughty girl you are wearing it

>>716488771
My dad gave me a carton of smokes and said "smoke up junior'

3 month xbox live card

Nothing

I don't bother with christmas

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This

>>716499243
Jew

>>716499186
Underage b&

>>716498405
but im not a girl

>>716499543
still show us

15,000$ .. plus a fucking sprinter van

Felt drawn to go to reno for some reason and last night I spent ~250$ on slots/black jack and ended up with ~14500 from slots and 600 from black jack.. spent 100 bucks on a room + dinner.

about to drive this new sprinter back home to san diego and enjoy christmas.. I feel fucking lucky - always go gambling before christmas..

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>>716488771

>>716488771
>bag of kit kats
>12 pack of mexican beer
>blowjob
>marijuana vaporizer (pax2)
>gram of good medicinal marijuana

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>>716499601
THIS is why Trump is POTUS

>>716499706
You got a but plug and 2 electronic vape pipes?

>>716499759
What's wrong with being gay?

>>716499759
>>716499841
yeah what's wrong with that

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>>716499841

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merry christmas from katrina scott she goes by marie scott on facebook her sc is jvsgirl10 she from canton ohio or bergholz ohio n if u find the whore she will give u herself for christmas

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>>716499923

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>>716499955

>>716499907
I ASKED what is wrong with being gay so you better fucking answer me

>>716499258
>Not celebrating pointless consumerism holiday
>Jew

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>>716499994
she likes long walks on the beach, choking on dick and taking 3 or more dicks in her at once

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>>716500082

>>716500082
cp, shes 16

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>>716500135

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>>716500163
she 18 if she was 16 i wouldnt post her

>>716488771
670€ and a GTX 1080ti

>>716499994
Is it just the angle, or that pussy insanely tiny?

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>>716500224

>>716500248
>>716500271
probly the angle if she was as small as she looks she couldnt fit 2 dicks in her pussy at once

>>716488771
starwars t-shirt
guinness t-shirt
coca-cola t-shirt
a bunch of imported cookies
$50

x-mas isn't a big deal around here. it's about being together as a family, the gifts are secondary.

merry x-mas, my /b/rothers.

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>>716500304
>>716500271

>>716499601
Here

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>>716500344

>>716500029
This is about Christmas loot ,take your homophobe shit elsewhere anon

>>716500374
you forgot the image

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>>716500374
Oops

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>>716500224

>>716500390
>homophobe
you mean homosexual right? fucking idiot

>>716489474
Go back to redddit, faggot.

>>716500438
>>>/s4s/ you ironic faggot

>>716500438
Go buy a katana nigger

27" Monitor, 3D printer.

>>716495324
I'm not a dick. Everyone else is.

>>716500554
In other terms
>27" horse dildo
>3D printer for making dildoes

>>716500418
yea cuz people cant lie on facebook n she always updates her profile

>>716500384
That's one small pussy. Sounds like she broke some little birches heart so he's all butt hurt now. Get over it. Sorry she's getting her little pussy destroyed by a man now. But that's life. Post more of sex kitten.

>>716499767
more like a buttplug and 2 crack pipes

who does apple's product design these days?
>potential marketing fail detected

>>716500384
>>716500224
>>716500168
>>716500082
>>716499994
>>716499923

GTFO with these fucking knife wound pics. Take them to a gore thread.

>>716488771
Officially SFW - petanque balls. NSFW - fucked wife's brain out. Ropes, blowjob, anal.. All inclusive bdsm stuff.

Star Wars Legos
A New Down Coat
New Blue tooth headphones
Titanfall 2
More Star Wars shit
Watch Dogs 2


over all good year

>>716500431
No faggot I meant homophobe or homophobic ,whichever you prefer.
Take the gay hate shit somewhere else.

>>716501012
but I'm gay you fucking idiot

>>716500756
the whore didnt break my heart idec about her i just wanted to fuck her n her mom but she probly fuckin other guys like her stepdad

Used condom
Sand
Empty glass bottle
Some dead animal (mouse, maybe?)
A letter full of some white powder.

decent christmas i guess. i didnt get beaten. but i feel weird and dizzy. body aches. maybe flu or something...

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>>716500384
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>>716500384

she's "16 and bi" on facebook.

>>716501045
I understand that. What's you point?

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>>716501224
>>716501243
sounds like a good haul
>>716501271
people dont lie on facebook now? if she was 16 i wouldnt fucking post her

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>>716501469

Only 2 games gifted by fellow anons. Christmas isn't a happy time for me this year, unfortunately. Hope the rest of you /b/tards are enjoying it though

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>>716501573

>iPhone 7+ 128gb
>shitty gt1080
>500 eur cash
>canada goose parka (lol, like i wanted a coat)
>movies, clothes and other shit

i have shitty parents. that iphone is only good present, others are garbage. and only 500 in cash? come on

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>>716501599

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>>716501811

>>716501614
>Trying this hard to troll

I'm sorry you got a pack of cigarettes and the not-so-subtle reminder that your life sucks for Christmas.

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>>716501859

>>716488771
A trip to Europe. Where should I go??

A wallet, four pairs of pants and gingerbread men

>>716501859
post with face, might as well

>>716501884
Yo bro stop, this is just annoying

>>716499994
I think I recognize that dog sweater

>>716501589
2 games is pretty good

>>716496982
Welcome to the club fag

>>716488771
The only thing I got this year was from my boss. $500 though, so I'd say that makes up for not getting anything from my friends for family.

>>716497098
This is a pretty dank assortment

>>716497098
Which Pi? I was going to order either the 3B, or Zero after new years

>>716488771
Naruto storm 4
Ufc2
Mafia 3
Watch dogs 2

>>716501915
not posting her ugly face
>>716501948
im out of pics anyway
>>716501949
she probly sent you nudes or she had it when you fucked her

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Razer Mamba TE

A new computer
A bunch of Guns N' Roses CD's
A fuck ton of sweets
Overwatch
& $400

Some lego architecture set(not b&, my dad's gotten me one every year since i was like 10)
Timbs
Ray bans
$150
About 100 in gamestop cards
Some cool socks

>>716502878
D E A D A S S

>>716502878
The Ray Bans wouldn't happen to be Caravans would they?

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>>716499955
MODS!!!!!!!!!!! This bitch aint no fucking 18. Hell she aint even 16. She looks 12-14

>>716499624
What part of San Diego?

>>716503010
nope. Tortoiseshell wayfarers with dark green lenses

PS4
$90
Some sweets

>>716488771
I got books, a sketchbook, and a chess set

>>716499247
Nice

>>716503417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

I got a xmas card off my ukip councillor

A bottle of scotch and an ice cube (large cubes) tray in case I want it on the rocks.

got a violin as the main thing but other than that, money.

>>716503814
Hey man Im having fun with it

>>716488771
This plus a game for it
Candy
2 packs of camels
New wallet
PJ'S
$25 in scratch offs
Moleskin notebook
Toothbrush
Underwater
Book: ancillary mercy
Essential electronics toolkit
Windshield wrap
Fallout bobblehead: lockpick
Socks
Rick and Morty shirt
Piece of paper that said baka
Adventure time poster
Vibrator, bad Santa party. Totally got regifted. Also came with a cock pop

>>716488771
nothing....my bf dont like x-mas.

he an ass

a pet nigglet

A keurig, tension bands (50 lbs lol), hammer drill.

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>>716504009
>Adventure time poster
2 packs of camels

>>716489679
are you shitting me?

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a best buy / home depot gingerbread house kit.

>>716488771
Nothing.
Like every year.

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128gb M.2 SSD to compliment my rig, first time owning an SSD so my hopes aren't high.

>>716498418
A real banner year

>>716503198
That's lexa and she's legal

>>716504214

>Intel 3.5" Solid State Drive
>wut

>>716504009
>vibrator
>totally got regifted

You don't have to lie to us.

>>716504392
The point is not everyone who looks underage is and people can lie about things. The girl whose facebook says she's 16 might not even be the girl in the pictures that anon has been posting. He's had the pictures titled 'Katrina' but that 16 yo's name is Marie and he won't post Katrina's face so they probably aren't the same girl

>>716488771
$150 in Ebay gift cards
$850 in new tires for my Lincoln
Make America Great Again hat
Donald Trump chia pet
Custom initialed decanter and whiskey glasses
Pajamas

>>716504112
Lol for the man in your life who loves smoking and adventure time. In other words me

>>716503958
Post violin?

>>716490861
Same /b/ro

>>716504721
O yea I also won $20 on the lotto tickets

>>716488771
A broken heart and $170

I love her and gave it my all and there's nothing else I can do. Maybe she'll see the effort one day, probably not and I'm not sure how us being friends is going to go honestly.

>>716488771
They just said merry Christmas

>>716504639
Girl in the censored pic can be found with an easy yandex search (I use 4chan X), and you're absolutely right.

>>716504490
Amazon listings have shitty names for electronics sometimes:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?item=N82E16820167410

>>716504590
Fine, regifted to my butthole. Are you happy anon?

>>716488771

a couple external HD's which were sorely needed as I pirate quite a bit...

a professional-grade stethoscope so I can check on my beehives and see if they are still alive without opening them (couple dead, Italian bees didnt make it, Russians did)

I bought myself a handmade italian stiletto knife for xmas but it hasn't been delivered yet (usps is going to the dogs)

>>716499247

>axe
>boots
>sonar

do you happen to be Canadian by any chance?

>>716488771
Ps4, 50 euro, a set of shaving cream, perfume etc. Bj and I'm now drinking a cold beer with my girl.


Jk

>>716505840
The Italian bees pissed off the Russian bees and now they're sleeping with the wilted flowers

>>716505641
As long as you're happy.

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>>716506134

you could certainly put it that way...

>pic related

2 ps4 games. Brooks Brothers pants and shirt. Whiskey decanter with glasses. Board game. Addidas sweater. Google home. Tools.

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>>716495324
>actually needing christmas presents over the age of 18

you're a fucking adult, just buy your own shit, swine.

>>716500614
Asus MX279 and a Tiko, actually.