Celeb thread

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>>716453751

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>>716453751
Goddamn, more Hilary!

man, that ariel winter fatass is into me or something.

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>>716454165
OMG.

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>>716454372

>>716454765
Look at what Lizzie spend all that recod deal money on! Fucking jeans, shoes, and a ferrari. what a stupid bitch

>>716455101
also caring for her family, twat

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>>716455938
who dis

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>>716456363
Britney

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>>716457173
RIP Princess Demi, 1992-2014
I hate you Goblin Demi, 2014-present

>>716457581
how old is she now? too old for this, I'm sure.

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>>716456141

>>716457872
I think she's around 35

>>716457872
No such thing as too old as long as she's got that body.

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>>716458039
Love her legs!

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>>716458347
She's boss. But not as boss as Kelli.

>>716458237
Actually shaming sex around your children turns them into sexually oppressed adults. She's doing just fine. Religion has perverted sexuality.

>>716458504
That's propaganda, not truth. I'm sorry I brought it up.

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Hayley bois ww@

>>716458665
Religion has been the ultimate form of propaganda for thousands of years.

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One of my favorite pics of Hilary! So hot

>>716458821
Depends on what religion you're talking about. Stop already.

>>716458956
Such a milf

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>>716458816
aw yiss

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>>716458956
I'd let her sit on my lap until I prematurely ejaculated, if you know what I mean

>>716459058
All religion. Always was a tool by the rich and powerful to control their populations. You gullible people can get awfully rowdy with your primitive minds. Constantine comes to mind. This is documented history. Or is there only one book that you need?

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>>716458711
Fuuuuuuuuck. Very nice.

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>>716459179
fuck me I need those legs wrapped around me

>>716459239
Is that you, Santa?

>>716459263
Your heart is poison and you will rot every day of your life until you fall to ash. Such is the future of the wisdom of this world. You would do much better to keep your mouth shut then speak and expose yourself as the fool you are.

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>>716459393
kek

just someone with a very specific set of fetishes

>>716459412
She only fucks QB 1

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>>716459546
My thoughts are the only future the human race will have. Religion is a disease that will divide and destroy us. Morality exists in all forms of life yet they have no religion. Humanity has such a large ego that we seek higher power that we do not have.

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>>716459350
This reminds me: Is Hayley Edgelord anon still MIA? I'm morbidly curious.

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>>716459663
My fave ass pic of her, it looks so goddamn juicy!

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>>716459971
o-oh, that's me...

After a bit over 6 hours, while practically my whole body was shaking,I full screened this and the other one from Pillars, finally overcame to sweet bliss and came more than I ever had in my life.

I also abandoned anyone that was around waiting for me to describe the experience, because after I came I felt a lot more weird about it. Not coincidentally, I'm hard again, and much more comfortable.

>>716459988
she does indeed have a very appealing ass

>>716459809
There will be no peace, these wars won't cease. Violence and division is human nature. And we don't need God to be moral, we're moral because there is a God. But eliminating faith and belief in a higher power, the conscience will disintegrate and human beings will become savage. It's happened before. It will happen again. You'll have to kill me and everyone like me before religion will die. To be honest, I'd rather die than live here with you bigots.

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>>716460430
We thought you were dead.

>>716460964
The religious exhibit the most violent behavior because belief in what you cannot ever know is a savage behavior. I have no interest in killing, teaching is more useful. Science is our only hope.

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>>716461127
My apologies friends. It did sort of feel like my life was being sucked out of me

>>716459239
i think everyone knows what u mean...

>>716461201
And you will get nowhere, which will make you angry, which will lead to death. It's not savage to live for others, to love them above yourself, and to thank God for the opportunity. Go justify yourself somewhere else. It is unbelievably pathetic that you won't just drop this and it speaks for ill of your character.

>>716461386
For the few of us that don't know, could you pls explain?

>>716461436
I do everything you mentioned except believe in something no one can know. It is not only presumptuous but arrogant to claim such knowledge.

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Merry xmas guys

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>>716461680
Merry Christmas my dudes

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>>716460430
We figured you died from dehydration. Glad to hear you lived to fap for Hayley another day. Sounds like your hard work paid off and it was fucking fantastic, though.

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>>716458711
Kek ps3 move was such trash

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>>716461821
Lmao valid concern, but yeah I make sure to stay plenty fucking hydrated. Having to piss like a monster makes for an even more intense feeling, as well.

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>>716461807
Merry Xmas.

>>716461807
Merry Christmas

>>716461593
It's more arrogant to demand people see things the way you want them to. You have not experienced what we have experienced and to judge us as savages from your lofty tower is not as honorable as you pretend. You know what God wants? He wants us each to choose for ourselves and let everyone else live according to their own choices. You don't have a problem with that until we add that our choices will have consequences. That's because you have a guilty conscience and you're afraid of what is coming. Sorry, kiddo, cause and effect is a fact of life. You have time to choose wisely, but your constant assault on reason here is a waste of your time. And before you accuse me of some other nonsensical stereotype about religious people, if you haven't learned that you're wrong about us already then you're hopeless. I'm not going to kill you for what you believe. You tell me to go away and I will. I've asked you five times. Be the more ethical of the two of us and bite that wise tongue. What you say falls on deaf ears.

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>>716462002
Forgot pic

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>>716462066
We're a perverted little family here. We gotta stick together.

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>>716461973
A+ effort. So.. 7 hours next time, then?

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>>716462388
I shudder at the thought...and that my body wants to attempt it.

>>716462046
I like how you're telling me what god wants. Deaf ears for sure. You speak of things you do not know. You and I never will. Never demanded you see things my way. Giving in to the knowledge that you cannot know is a difficult step many will never take.

>>716462612
Because I've met Him. Millions of us have. I'd introduce you, but obviously He doesn't want to know you. Unless you repent, you will die without hope. I pity you and your warped mind.

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>>716462159
Cheers mate

>>716462821
So you've met an invisible man no one else can see? How interesting. This sounds sane.

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>>716462583
She's worth it, 10/10 goddess

>>716463019
We'll see. You should get your diarrhea of the mouth checked. Your constant need for validation could also use some attention.

>>716459412
we love you anna! always thought she was funny and ect. glad she started etting some decent breaks, but her husband? go chris go! so happy for a dude like that to make it. there so cool too

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>>716462159
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>>716463040

On these notes...and this is going to be pretty fucking autistic and retarded, but would you fellow degenerates be interested if I started some tumblr or various other garbage blog thing dedicated to shitposting about my experiences torturing my dick to various celebrities and shit like that?

Idk why I'm even asking this shit, I just don't have anything better to do with my life. I'm open to all suggestions/comments/being called a gay faggot, whatever you like. I say tumblr because I don't really know about if there's any other relevant sites.

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>>716463040
agreed. her pretty face, tits, and ass are all begging for a load. my perfect woman tbh

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>>716463110
I will not get my diarrhea of the mouth checked.

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>>716463294
well you DID have quite a few people who were interested in hearing the outcome of your 6 hour session, so if you want to do it, i'm sure some people would be interested

>>716463390
sweet goddess

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>>716463510

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>celeb thread
>no taytay
You motherfuckers

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>>716463294
Could be interesting go for it anon

>>716463294
If you're gonna do that, you should probably spread the love a little further than just Hayley.

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>>716463748
Did you have fun yesterday?

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>>716463294
Sure, why not? I have to admit I was strangely curious to hear how your 6 hour session went.

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>>716463294

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>>716464125
Guess what, mate? You're surrounded by them.

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>>716463826
I'm literally spreading the love around further than just Hayley right now, as I did during that ridiculous 6 hours, I just didn't talk about it that much. But yes you are right, I wasn't intending it to be purely Hayley.

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>>716464004
fuck it this settles it, I've got nothing better to do. Will post a link in a moment for you interested weirdos.

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>>716464346
You tryna see how many SBR reaction images I have?

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>>716464354
Nice. It can be your Christmas gift to all of us weirdos on /b/.

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>>716463818

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>>716464459
No it was just a joke.

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>>716464544
good

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>>716463661

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>>716464508
>>716463489
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>>716464004

https://eternalcelebedging.tumblr.com/

No theme or shit atm just the bare minimum and picked the first thing for a header that didn't look like garbage. Open to different name suggestions or anything but I think mine's decent.

I'll start it off by jotting down the origin story, but fucking a this thread is distracting.

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>>716464740

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>>716464859

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>>716464508
> tfw qt Hayley isn't buying that lingerie to wear for you as a Christmas gift

Goddamn it all.

>>716464908
nice

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>>716464529

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>>716465182
You gonna ignore everyone now?

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>>716464508
> Hayley walks up to you in a store
> "Hey, I hope you don't mind me asking... but do you think this will look okay on me? I can try it on for you if you want..."

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>>716464508
setting up a tumblr is alot harder while your eyes glaze over imagining Hayley showing off her new lingerie to you, fuck me

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>>716465307

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>>716465401
wanna lick that sweat off

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>>716465430
kek. Agreed.

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>>716465401
I guess that's a yes. Geeze. Party killer.

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>>716465348
I would probably cum on the spot.

>>716465353
Well here's another. Imagine her fat, pale tits stuffed into this tiny black lace bra as she waits for you underneath the Christmas tree and tell me that wouldn't be the greatest gift of all time.

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>>716465495
What you talking about dude? Im not the only one posting taylor

>>716458347
Her legs are midgets.

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>>716465545
God, i love her.

>>716465439
Yep me too sweaty tay is best tay i would clean every inch of her

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>>716465574
My mistake. There's another anon who posts her who is usually very talkative.

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>>716465542
Writing quickly is over-rated anyway.

Fucking "fat pale tits" is enough to make my brain stop existing.

I love Emma Stone too, this thread is murder.

>>716464856
Nice work, will check it out later. This thread is definitely distracting with all of the Hayleyposting. I'm trying to get some shit done for tomorrow and failing miserably

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>>716465209

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>>716465645
Taytay feet <3

>>716465735
very lickable

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>>716465619
SAME

>>716455101
Also that's a porsche

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>>716465836

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>>716465705
If you like fat, pale tits, then you might enjoy this.

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>>716466130

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>>716465735
He would do that too.

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>>716466180
Or this.

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>me in the middle

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>>716466284
mercy, I'm not ready yet

i have to fucking force myself with all my might to stop watching the first one over and over and over

>>716466248
any of her ass? that's like a holy grail.