DANG IT BOBBY, GET THE FUCK OFF OF 4CHAN!!!!!!
>>716449948
No.
I will as soon as you stop selling propane
>>got em
>>716449948
>>716450342
Hello, welcome to family therapy.
Whats seems to be the issues within the family?
>>716450795
He talks too much about propain.
>>716450795
My son likes to socialize with a bunch of dead-beat losers on this 4chan guy website.
>>716449948
>>716451360
Maybe you're just not being accepting of your son's interests Mr. Hank
>>716451824
Even though his interests involve acting like a faggot?
>>716452027
Yes, even though he's acting like a faggot, you should be accepting of him.
>>716452027
SCREW YOU DAD!
>>716452116
YOU'RE GROUNDED MISTER!!! ALSO, NO MORE VIDYA GAMES!!!
>>716452299
>>716452299
FUCK YOU DAD, YOU DON'T CONTROL MY LIFE! I HATE YOU!
>>716452441
Great. You're not my son anymore. Congratulations fucktard. I'm sending you to foster home right at this moment. I'm completely disowning you! And besides, you were never my real son anyways. If you were, you would fully realize the glories of propane. Because of the circumstances relating to my narrow urethra, you should have realized by now that Bill is your biological father.
>>716452868
>>716450342
/thread
>>716452868
Knew you wasn't my real daddy. You have fun with your damn propain. I'm leavin' this gay family.
>>716453159
>>716453204
You can't just walk off on your own. I'm sending ya' to the foster home. What ya' gonna do, go over the Bill's house? He's a fucking loser! Well, at least yall will both enjoy your common interest of acting like a total faggot on this 4chan guy website.
>fw the Hill family has a domestic dispute on 4chan
>Hank immediately disowns Bobby for using 4chan
>>716453459
I have ascended, "Father". You should've known this, but your foolishness has caused you harm. I am you, but better. You shall be exterminated. May the power of propane be with me.
We need to bump this thread. I wanna see how this plays out.
>>716453844
Bullcrap. I saw you using charcoal the other day. Therefore, neither Gawd nor propane is on your side.
Gtfo 4chan bobby
>>716454086
I never really was "Bobby", I simply set a plan up to learn of your ways and slowly become you, but more perfected in every way.
>>716454123
Thank you Mr. Trump. I guess my vote actually did make a difference after all...
>>716454301
Oh boy...those anime things have gotten to your head, haven't they?
>>716454123
Also, I'd like to apologoze for not being able to convince my son to vote for you. He kept on yabbin' his mouth about how that cunt known as Jill Stein "will win", he he he.
>>716454437
>>716454301
Didn't know you two used this "4chan" too.
>>716455118
Hey Dale
Why are you here?
>>716455294
*hwhy
>>716455294
I got curious, this place is really weird.
>>716455410
>>716455294
Hey guys!
>>716455410
You're not doing anything that would be considered anti-government here, would ya?
>>716455490
You didn't read the earlier parts of this thread, did you Bill?
>>716455721
..Yeah..
>>716455766
Thank Gawd. I was scrolling around to make sure my son wasn't on it and there were several posts that promoted hatred towards the United States. One person even said they were goin' to shank Mr. Trump!
>>716449948
lines up perfectly with the santa hat
>>716455883
one of the more interesting threads I've seen in a hwile. thank you based RP anons
>>716456064
Always knew the day would come..
>>716456318
Anon? Hwat do you mean?
a good thread indeed now check out my dubs.
>>716456681
short for anonymous, Mr. Hill. That's the name that shows up in the top left of your text box, or your username here.
>>716456681
say hank do you have a chainsaw i could borrow
some of the neighborhood kids ran off with mine?
>>716456653
Bill...I didn't mean anything mean-spirited when I called you a uh..."loser"...
But on a sidebote, yeah. He eventually needed to know anyways.
>>716456707
You ain't got no dubs, feller. THIS is you get yer'self some dubs.
>>716456952
Nah, mine was stolen also. Say, are you referring to two oriental-looking teenage boys?
>>716457107
i know i failed the base dubs god.
>>716457125
>>716457107
Can you explain to me what you mean by "dubs"?
>>716457560
Alright, you see those digits by your posts? Yeah, getting the same 2 numbers are "doubles" or dubs for short. Same goes on for the 3 same numbers, triples, quads, blah blah. People keep calling me a "newfag" and there's this John guy that keeps posting the same shit. Like ah said, this place is weird.
the fuck is this thread
>>716458081
who knows just shitpost anon
>>716458081
It's beautiful.
>>716458081
the chemo for /b/'s cancer, that's hwat.
What're these Texans doing on my friggin lawn Fryman
>>716457915
Ah. I understand now. Thank you Dale.
Im dying
>>716458279
Why the hell you askin' me?
>>716452868
Mom, dad touched me where I poop!
>>716457274
yeah it was them kids that were wackin off in muh toolshed when i hired them to do yard work
>>716458279
Now sir, if you're lookin for charcoal, you've come to the wrong place!
>>716458550
Did they happen to be named Beaver and Butt-kiss?
>>716458440
Shouldn't Dale be investigating you?
this dang ol thread is killing me mang
>>716458279
Well hey there Carl! Did you try contacting the police?
>>716459059
This could kill anyone
Hey guys.
>>716459085
Hey yourself there meatman no they stopped taking my calls like, long ago
>>716459186
Oh Gawd, not you again
Hihihihi, I like totally, hihihii, I totally did it with that chainsaw, hihihihihi
>>716459343
Is that you Beanis?
>>716458827
uhyes dammnit them kids are always breaking my yard equipment boy i tell you what they make me feel like a 1 legged cat tryin to burry a turnd on a frozen pond
>>716459343
you guys are like. a bunch of faggots
>>716459516
No one mentioned anything about Spiderman here sir. I think you're looking in the wrong thread, but I imagine that other members of this site would be more than welcome in helping you find a Spiderman thread.
>>716459343
Shut up Beavis I'm trying to score
>>716459343
oh gawd dangit you're one of them kids that's been wackin off in muh shed
FUCK ALL YALL AND FUCK BOBBY
Tell your what man. Dang ol 4chan new day of technology with world wide internet a dang ol nekkid chicks and nekkid chicks and click-click-click click. Dang ole carpal tunnel man.
>>716459186
hey Peter
Hey it me, Goku!
>>716459665
saya hank is this a good and proper set up for my rig
>>716449948
NO DAD I WANNA FUCK BITCHES AND SHIT POST ALL NIGHT
This is great
this is some reddit tier cringe holy shit
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that…reply or....sniff…your mom dies...hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
>Mfw the pussy too good
BUFFALO SOLDIER
>>716459900
It looks fairly proper and straight to me
what do you call a nigger in a suit swing from a tree?
Branch Manager
where the white women at?>>716460121
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>>716459976
Hwat's a Reddit?
>>716460366
The danger zone
where the hells that gud damn hippy clerk at i cant find the spanish tile
>>716449948
>number of replies increase
>number of posters remains constant
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>716460578
Do you shop at Megalo-Mart?
>>716460035
Is anyone here even Incandesent?
>>716460671
That's because of the natural flow that deep discussions create
>>716460723
Gimme a hug man
that moment you realize /b/tards can make a fuckin episode of king of the hill with oUt any hiccups but cant FUCKING COUNT TO 5 FOR SOME FUCKING NUDES.
>>716454086
But I have ascended grilling
3 D P R I N T E D M E A T
F U T U R E
>>716460723
I am tryun to find uh specific spanish tile at the home labyrinth and uh i can't find tha damn hippy clerk any where
>>716460909
>>716449948
MY REAL NAME IS BOBBY REEEEEEEE
>>716461042
Them employees were always incapable of doing the most basic of tasks.
>>716461204
Wew have hit the danger zone
>>716451428
What are you struggleing to see exactly?
>>716460898
You should have done your dang job
>>716460869
Grrr.. Hrrr...
>>716461204
tha damn hippy clerk told me the tile was on isle k7149b row 17 shelf W and i can't find the dang tile i coulda walked all the way to mexico by now
Screencap PLZ
This thread is fucking gold
>>716461673
I was at Megalo-Mart oce and I asked for a dang hammer, but they didn't even know what a hammer looked like
>>716459539
Kek
Well, I gotta spend some time with my family in the morning for Christmas. So, I'm gonna get some sleep. Merry Christmas "anons".
>>716457915
That newfag stuff gets old.