As a Christmas present you will wake up next to any girl you

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>>716445267
would fuck.

>>716445267
OP said girl

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>>716445206
Ty mr santa. Murry Christmas

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id make this fat slut gag on my cock

>>716445525
OP said girl, not cow.

>>716445722
Topkek. I would sleep with Satan too!

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From recent thread but god damn she's absolutely stunning

>>716445206
My fiancé. Hur dur faggot.

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I just want a daughtereedoo

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>>716445206

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Jesus, if only.

>>716446570
Disgusting. All that hair, and she looks loose as fuck. I've seen bestiality better than this.

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>>716445206

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Mia

>>716445525
>id make this fat slut gag on my cock
>implying Schumer couldn't deepthroat Ron Jeremy

>>716446885
I see you're into domestic violence.

>>716445394

She's a girl with penis. IDIOT!

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Got mine

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Her family disowned her, she has no one in this world anymore and no chance of getting out. Seems like waking up with her would be the perfect opportunity for some fun. And I don't mean that in a sexual way...well, maybe later but not the way you might be thinking if you're a normie.

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>>716445267
As much as I love trannies, they're not women

>>716447387
You can change the meaning of words all you want, but you can't pretend a biological male didn't make you come.

>>716446808

IDIOT!

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Here's to hoping

>>716447551

OF COURSE. AND YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT!

>>716447540
edgy bastard

>>716447594

REALLY? YOU'RE A GENIUS!

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So many choices

>>716447890
Enjoy your weird degenerate fetish and always having to lie to people about your sexual preferences.

>>716447785
It's your fantasy, I don't see why you shouldn't take it to the highest desired result, and I'm sure I'm not alone on that. I'm more certain you're more alone than I am, I just have to keep quiet about it in public.

>>716446786
WOW them TITS !!!

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>>716447731
how am i a piece of shit?

>>716448243

ENVY?

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I win

;_;

>>716449381
No, I have normal preferences so I can bond with other people and not feel ashamed after jerking off. Merry Christmas fag.

>>716446692
i wonder what she's thinking of.

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>>716445206
>All I ever wanted.

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>>716449546
>normal preferences

LOL! YOU'RE SO STUPID!

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Fingers crossed

>>716447045
More? source?

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>>716449159

LIKE THIS!

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>>716449914
Can that even be considered female?

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Best girl

>>716445525
Fine choice

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game over

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>>716445206

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This had better fucking work.

>>716450663
She looks like Ms. Piggy though.

Worth

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>>716445525
idk her nudes are pretty hot

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Cute Cows are full to snuggle, breed and milk

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>>716446822
Well this will be awkward. Guess you and I are going to get to know each other pretty intimately, unless this is a cloning situation where there's going to be multiples. If that's the case, what's the fucking point?

>>716445206
Who is she? She's gorgeous

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>>716445206
How does this work though? Are we brought to her? Is she brought to us? Is she going to be mind controlled or some shit, or is this just going to be a deal where we both wake up with a stranger and freak the fuck out because one/both of us don't know what's going on?

This just seems like a recipe for an awkward and/or violent morning followed by a restraining order. Best case scenario it's awkward and weird but you pull through and make a new friend. Worst case scenario it's an opportunity to rape a chick.

All that aside... Sophie fucking Howard.

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>>716445206
I rebel

Hey Santa, can I swap this cow>>716445525
For this one plz?>>716452763

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Yeah ima weeb

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please and thank you, OP

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>>716454130
you took mugi!!!

>>716445206
I feel like you didn't really think this through.

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She's a qtπ

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>>716445206
FUCKING PLEASE! I WOULD SACRIFICE A SMALL COUNTRY TO HAVE HER IN MY BED

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Wish I had a pic of the girl I'm in love with. I went and saw her last week, and I feel like the feeling isn't mutual. I hate it but I love her so much

>>716445206
I'll hold you to this, will post tits tomorrow

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>>716454561
>>716454382
>>716454130
You fools! You chose a girl that doesn't actually exist, and therefor doesn't fit OP's order. You will shiver in lonely frozen shame as the rest of us cuddle with our 3D waifus!

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>>716445206
This better be true.

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I want a threesome with Hayley

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>>716445206
ok sick

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>>716454792
and Nicki

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Fingers crossed

>>716454792
>>716454853
You have only 50% good taste.

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Any will do.

>>716454774
He did not specify if the girl had to be 3d.
Mizore is the only girl worth having.

>>716454853
>>716454792
>>716454770
>assuming she's going to let you

>>716454978
Yes, but he did specify that it had to be a girl, which Mizore is not. Mizore is a notional concept of a girl represented by lines on a screen.

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Theesome with these two. Want them to smother me with their tit-ays.

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I wish.

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>>716455008
I'd like to imagine waking up next to each other would just work them both up into a sex crazed frenzy and I'd just kinda be there and reap the rewards

>>716449685
The secrets that you keep.

>>716455085
NO U
MIZORE IS A REAL GIRL

>>716455199
Are either of them nymphomaniacal lesbians?

>>716451502
she always reminded me too much of my cousin

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>>716450078
Yes it can

>>716453051
well played anon

>>716455715
Photoshop

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>>716455496
People certainty fantasy about Hayley being one due to her characters and attitudes and shit.

Nicki on the other hand mentions shit like that all the time, although who knows if it's factual or just for entertainment/cocktease purposes.

Either way it's not happening so whatever I wanna fantasize about and make my dick feel good, right?

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>>716445206

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Fml

>>716455764
>it's not happening
This whole thread is actually much more interesting if you take OP at face value and extrapolate on the idea. There are really only a few people ITT that thought things through.

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>>716455877
Nah I'm just trying to counter-jinx myself, you see

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>>716445206
pls

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Lol

>>716445525
>>716445722
>>716446469
>>716446672
>>716449914
>>716454853
>>716455715
OP specified "girl". Which implies "human female", not the things you have here.

>>716455749
I hope not, that is fucking hot.

>>716455715
Now that would be a dream come true, this is the true meaning of beauty.

>>716456010
More of her? beautiful face

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>>716455749
Somik chan look her up

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>>716456182

>>716456275
Aww what's the matter precious, not accepted your sexuality yet or are you still waiting for pubity?

>>716456263
Nice.

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Wish upon a star

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>>716456501
>pubity

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>>716445206
Bollocks

>>716456594
would be truly magical

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>>716455749
Here's one not Photoshoped.

>>716446258
Misty cutie

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I believe in miracles

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Please send me Yulia Nova! Ive been good!

>>716447234
She's my favorite girl gamer.

>>716457030
RIP unless you can find a modern picture of her.

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>>716456822

>>716447234
fucking manspreading whore

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>>716457664
We get it. You're a faggot. Piss off.

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>>716458174

>>716453468
underrated post

>>716458466
Why does this little boy have a vagina?

>>716454626
plz give me love and reassurance

>>716458829
wow this girl is beautiful

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>>716458466
Okay the trap guy was bad but this just went off the rails.

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>>716445206

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>>716445206

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Assuming she's not dead...

>>716458853
hey faggot, femanon here, i would say to talk to this gril and find out if the feelings mutual. be very blunt and very kind. best of luck and merry Christmas ️️

>>716459110
Nice feet

>>716459051
Gross. How can she eat a sandwich right after coming out of the coal mines?

>>716459051
This bitch is dark af when she touches her self its like black on black crime

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yes plz

>>716459361
alright femanon if that is what you actually are. thanks ifeel like i already tried but i'll try again

>>716451502
who is she

>>716460166
dont do it just move on bro

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i want her...

>>716460398
But I love her anon.

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>>716460606
nooooo

>>716445206
holy shiet she is brretty

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>>716456010
>>716456237
Prob my best pic of her

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you better not be lyan op u nigger

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thanks : )

>>716449878

Shit troll m8.

>>716460623
The more u persue her the more she will run away

>>716458968
conan we all kno you would violate mileys bagina with yer benis

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>>716453044
Wish I knew, only other pic I've seen

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>>716460606

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>>716445206

if only she wasnt married to Gerard Way

>>716461367
feeding moocows and doesnt afraid of anything.

>>716459051
If it were to have turned off the lights, that sandwhich would seem as if it were floating.

>>716461290
y that's so stupid

>>716455103

>visible herpes on tongue

yeah, no thx

>>716461657
because u are repulsive anon.

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>>716461637

>>716461657
U already told her how u feel and u are not together thats because when u did that u gave her all the control u came off as needy and weak i know i did the something need help go to youtube and look this guy up coach corey wayne hes a dating coach good luck

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic

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Please Santa

>>716453670
Sumerray

>>716461657
my reason is lack of confidence. when i like someone and they don't like me, im obsessive and they are weirded out. when i back off and they actually like me back, i lose interest. like they're fucked up for liking me back. try being her friend and if she shows a interest, then awesome. but most girls know within a couple minutes of meeting how she feels.

>>716462496
Those are not good implants

>>716461367
ask him https://500px.com/david-foto

>>716462397
why does santa carry such a big sack? cause he hasn't came in a year.