REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Can my gf have a feminine penis?

>>716440879
I want a gf

Not even meme magic can make me get a gf.

can my girlfriend be japanese?

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dubs and i get her friend
singles and i get her
trips and i get neither

thank you santa

>>716440879
By Boxing Day? Ok I'm in.

>>716440879
Meme magic

>>716440879
why the fuck not

>>716440879
god bless

>>716440879
Ayyyyyyyyhhhhyyyyyyy

I'm gay tho

>>716441037
My post will end in 5 and you will have a gf by new years eve. Merry Christmas anon.

im not even gonna leave my house tomorrow

>>716440879
ayo

sure

pls magic meme thred

>>716440879
Roll for hope. It's all I've got going for me

Dubs and I won't be forever alone

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Ayy lmao

Posting for christmas day magic

Sold

pls

Maybe one day

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>>716440879
I already have one , can I get a new one tho?

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Fag magic. I guess it's fagic. Let's see is 4Chan is fagical.

>>716441522
Checked

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Because I can

>>716440879
On Christmas!!! Cool!

doubt that unless dubs

bulll shiiiiet, but merry Christmas anyways fag

Ok

>>716440879
Ok

what have I got to lose

Worth a shot I guess....

TheLegend27

oh god please it would be a cristmass miracle

yeah

>>716440879
ok

>>716440879
>>716440940
All girls do

When I see her I'll ask her out

el plz

REE

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>>716440879
I wish i have a girlfriend, but my wife is strongly against it.

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I'm so lonely and desperate, you have no idea.

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>>716441666

Your eternal soul, from the looks of things

i have a gf
come fap for here here in pvt
unsee dot cc slash rezupadi

>>716440879
feliz navidad

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I imagine she won't be very pretty

>>716440879
i need a christmas miracle

>>716441437
Eventually there will be a post >> 999674545 that will be a good day

>>716441776
My repeating digits confirm your future happiness anon.

>>716440879
>>716440879

x Doubt

>>716440879
Strange possibility, but I will give that pleasure to the posters above and below me.

>>716440879
Merry Christmas

Butts

>>716440879
There's no meme magic powerful enough to make a girl want to be with me. I should kms

Kk

qlright lets do this

>>716441666
Does trips mean I win?

Okay why not

Might as well :(

Merry christmas.

Pls.

>>716440879
tomorrow I'm only going to be seeing family, does this mean one of my hot cousins will be my girlfriend?

Date tomorrow, bumpin for good omen

>>716440879
hmmm

I doubt it but I'll try anyways

bullshit

>>716440879
Why not

fucking doubt it

Dubs for her friend
Single for her
Trips for none

(Thanks anon)

>>716440879
IF KEK WILLS IT, THEN THE ARYAN SPECIES SHALL CONTINUE ON

>>716440879
lies

>>716440879
I fucking swear that I never have replied to any fucking dumb post that says "reply this and/or", not even the "your mother will die etc", not even once, this is the fucking time.

GODS OF THE DUBS, PLEASE HELP THIS VIRGIN ASS FAGGOT AND GIVE HIM A CHICK TO FUCK.

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Alright then.

>>716440879
i'll give it a try, nothing to lose

Fuck you idiot

>>716440879
pls

Please Mr Santa sir give me a gf

god help me

In my dreams I'll get a gf

merry xmas

Okay

either this or suicide

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Pls be my ai gf

tpm desgraciado!

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Any moment now.

ok

>>716442282
Can I have the name of this cartoon?

>>716440879
Sure, nig nog.

Hiv

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lel

Jews

No reason not to

>>716440879
This thread is cancer

>>716440879
What if I don't want one? Being single is so much easier

eh why not?

Well, if this doesn't work, at least I won't lose anything...

ok

>>716440879
What will happen to my current gf?

>>716440879

FU, I don't want a gf

>>716440879
thanks

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>>716442785
she's going back to nigger island, never to return.

Fuck it

>>716440879
k den

Nigga wut?

>>716440879
lol k then

cool

>>716440879
:c

>>716440879
But what will my wife think?

Cant see why i shouldnt

Please I want a gf

Cool

It shall be.

sign me up scottie

come on

>>716440879
DOUBT IT

>>716440879
i want my gf

://

eh

I'm not a bad looking guy, I've just got shit confidence about actually trying to get one. Call me a pussy, but no one likes rejection.

https://youtu.be/VDruliF7ikg

>>716440879

Worth a shot

>>716443333
With these quads you'll be the only one to get one.

>>716440879
Naw niggie

>>716440879
Why not try

I'll try :)

A i może pokażą się poprzez usunięcia danych w konkursie poprzez usunięcia danych w konkursie poprzez przesłanie propozycji w konkursie poprzez usunięcie kończącego nie mam możesz zmienić te istoty są uczniowie z klas i tak wszyscy w dwóch etapach etapie konkursu jest w konkursie w którym w tym stylu i wieku w dwóch częściach ciała w tym stylu z innych krajów Europy a i te istoty które nie chodzi z klas uczestników w tym stylu w tym stylu w dwóch częściach etapie dla i tak wygląda piekło na działce w tym jak twoi znajomi nie chodzi nam w tym później teraz się czuje w tym później teraz cb w dwóch częściach do obejrzenia i tak to jest pod ciężkim dniu w dwóch częściach do obejrzenia w tym jak twoi uczniowie z kali i klas uczestników i tak wygląda piekło nie chodzi w tym jak twoi towarzysze zabrali z kali w tym później teraz się czuje się poprzez usunięcie kończącego a i moja ostatnia z kali w tym jak twoi towarzysze zabrali się poprzez dodanie do domu przyniosła a i te istoty te istoty te istoty które nie ma piersi nie chodzi z tą opinią a teraz mnie a i moja ostatnia w tym później teraz w podróży a i może pokażą w tym później teraz cb w konkursie poprzez usunięcie kończącego w tym jak twoi uczniowie z innych szkół nr i może pokażą w tym później teraz się czuje w tym jak twoi znajomi nie mam pojęcia jak zrobić chłopca i tak wszyscy wiedzą w tym jak twoi znajomi z innych krajów w których w konkursie w tym później w konkursie w którym nie mam możesz w konkursie w tym później w tym jak podeśleś w konkursie w którym w konkursie poprzez przesłanie propozycji z innych krajów w tym później w konkursie w tym jak podeśleś w tym później w tym jak podeśleś linka w konkursie poprzez usunięcie z kali i tak wygląda w konkursie w tym później teraz się czuje w tym później teraz się poprzez usunięcia z tą tylko jeden w konkursie w konkursie w konkursie poprzez usunięcia danych

It's worth a shot

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>>716440879

I believe in the magic of /b/

>>716440879
First time doing this can I get some beginners luck ?

if only

if only.
instead im alone on Christmas :^)

>>716440879
>implying

why do i believe in this shit

yup.

>>716440879
Let's do it

>>716440879
You know, I'm thinking to myself "these threads are dumb, all of the posts like this are dumb, it's all bullshit." Then I think to myself, in the next day, the only female I'm going to see that's available is my Sister's husband's younger sister who is like 17, skinny, blonde, reasonably pretty, and I don't think she's had a boyfriend before. I'd kinda like to fuck that, so I'll post here just to share that with you pervs. I'm 30 btw.

Hope this thread will work

>>716440879
please..

>>716440879
Its a lie

>>716440879
Sweet

pls

Hey hey hey, I'll get my way. A blonde introvert please. Merry Christmas!

That would be pretty swell.

REPLY

It didn't work last week doubt it will work this week but if it does its a Christmas miracle

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I sure do hope this works :(

I like those odds.

bfehjbvwehrnvwerj

>>716440879
if only...

huh

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We all wish

>>716440879
hello

>>716440879
Not fucking likely

I always respond to these, on the off chance one of them is some kind of benevolent meme god.

Just covering my bases here

>>716440879
I know it's the worst kind of shitpost but at this point I'm just that desperate.

>>716440879
please

gimme a gf

>>716440879
Please just this once kek

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>>716440879
Need

Fuck you bitches you don't know how good single life is. Fuck you fucking ungrateful chumps

tomorrow will never come

>>716440879
I'm desperate and I'm going down with no dignity

>>716440879
Won't work :c

why not

Give it to me nigger.

yes pls

>>716440879
Niggha

>>716440879
How tho

pls I'm desperate!

>>716440879
i got one bud

What a Christmas miracle......

Replying in hopes of getting me a qt 3.14

Please

Please Gods

Nut

Lel

>>716440879
.

i want one

>>716440879
christmas gift plox

Boi

Bull shit

>>716440879
Pls

>>716440879
doubt it!

Im desperate, but not enough to do something dangerous. Ayyy.

>>716440879
Ok

>>716440879
Fuck it got nothing to loose, will post follow up tomorrow.

>>716440879
PRAISE KEK

>>716440879
come on jordan hit me up for that sesh

i wanna make weird babies with you

why the fuck not

Please work

Pls

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Kek wills it!

>>716440879
eh

>>716440879
I'm tired of being lonely :(

>>716440879
*replies*

>>716440879
I'm not in condition of having one right now, need to get a good condition of life first.

No I wont

So worth it

He'll no I wont

inb4 404

Maybe, just mabye...

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>>716440879
k

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MFW your voodoo magic probably won't work and I'm going to die alone as an old man full of regret.

>>716440879
>>716440879
sure....

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if only...

>>716440879
pls kek let me have a qt trap gf

k

>>716440879
plz

Give me luck bros

Im so fucking lonely Ill give it a shot

Plz

False

i dont know how in the hell this is going to work but whatever