Hey boys! How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass

Feel your more likely to want a quick crack fix before you fight me for my chance to escape.

>karate

Try a non meme martial art next time and maybe you'd have a chance

shit bait

5 years to 'master' the Dane cook of martial arts.

GG

Lol sorry fag but no you fucking wouldn't I'd slap you with an open hands and you'd cry like a bitch

this bait is absolute shit go kill yourself fucking autist

>>716436887
I could defeat your ass while fucked on lean and prednisone, you chicken shit bitch.

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>>716436887
>i have a hobby
good for you(pic related)

>>716436887
I know muy thai I think I can hold myself up

>>716436887
I know it is bait, but it takes way more than 5 years to get a black belt.

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you could never defeat me and my sidekick

>>716436887
I'm 6'8 and 48 next month you fucking dweeb I murder nerd losers like you for fun.

>>716436887
tits or gtfo

>>716436887
That won't stop you from getting raped.

>>716436887
Your right. I better stay away... I wouldnt want to be beat by a girl

I always wondered what happens to trained fighters who get an arm broken by someone who was never taught.

>>716438539
She got banned by her father

>>716436887
First of all: tits and timestamp or b8
Second: meme martial art
>boys
We're men. No underages allowed

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Who needs hand to hand combat when you can just shoot the faggot.

>>716438018
The baitiest

>>716438411
Ha gaaaaay

>>716436887
le bait...
even tho you wouldn't... karate is a martial art for atention whore pussies who get black belts in 5 fucking years
I have been doing judo for about 12 years and it is somewhat useful to throw a person and grab him in the ground but really just use a gun if you want to defend yourself
martial arts are pretty much useless, specialy karate, I only practice judo as a hobby plus the discipline but that's it

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>>716436887
Interesting proposition, but i don't think you could fight me very well without a planet to stand on.

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>myselfe

>>716440340
know's it's bait. responds to bait... in itself baiting someone to point this out.

>>716436887
I have a 4th dan black belt in Taekwondo. I could smash your ribs and internal organs with 3 kicks

>>716436887
Post more of this junkie bitch.

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>TFW ppl use pics that don't belong to them

>>716436887
You look like the kind of girl who was raped by her Dad.

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Gooduck, im an obese neck beard all i'd have to do is sit on you m'lady

lol shut the fuck up, im a 10th planet bjj black belt and I train MMA under greg davis, kys

>>716436887
If this werent bait id say it was hot af and ask if thats a jacket or a onesie and if onesie id ask for more pics.

>>716442609
Very perceptive anon, very wise.

literally a below average, 5'7 man is much physically stronger than 90% of women. to quote true detective, the difference between the genders is that one can easily beat the other to death with their bare hands.

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>>716436887
I killed a man with a flashlight over 500 bucks he stole, id happily pop a cap in your knee for the lols.

Pic related.

My Upstate NY genetics will kick ur ass.

>>716444029
seems pretty gay to keep the weapon you "killed" someone with.

even gayer to post a picture I guess

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>>716436887

>>716438013
>>716438128
>>716438442
>>716443298
...said the fat, basement-dwelling neckbeards...

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>>716441586
MOAR! Preferably with her drug usage or being high. Also any general degeneracy by her is welcome.

pretty sure a broken beer bottle to the belly would end that fight fast enough.

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Can't tell if OP is a girl or a guy.
Still it's funny seeing people taking the lame bait.

>5 years to get belt
>highest rank
>karate
>can win fight

Plz just kill yourself while your ahead

>>716440877
Ayy TKD bros, how long have you been practicing and does your school follow Kukkiwon rules

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>>716436887
Please beat me up

>>716436887
I have a gun, soooo...

>>716444029
Nice flashlight, where did you buy it?

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>>716436887
Lol dude sick pasta

Atleast I can safely say that I'm not a narcissistic fuck-up that pours my identity into a colored piece of cloth.

I like your eyes and you have a beautiful face. more pix

>>716436887
i would hit you so hard i would cure your acne

>>716445327
The body was never found, real life isn't like movies. Guy was a raging meth addict too, nobody noticed he was gone.

>>716449383
I bought it from a pawn shop, was only 10 bucks too

>>716436887
I have a black belt, and a brown belt both are made of leather they prevent my pants from falling off - that's what belts are for

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>>716450432
Pics of body or it never happened

https://youtu.be/Q0Hmc7eeXjw

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Not if i shoot up your ugly ass.

>>716436887
Ooooooh karate fags kek
this reminds me of my childhood

>be 16 year old me

>6ft 200lb judoka

>Monday was running practice at my school track

>we had to run military style, usually 3-5 lines of 3 ppl

>judo guys run from left to right karate guys from right to left

>when karate fags were getting closer we would just bullrush like a footbal player and see how many of them we could tackle

>best I got was 6

>my fat friend got 10

good fucking times... I miss high school man

Fake and gay

>>716444029
You didn't do shit nigga.

Til 1st degree black belt is highest belt in karate.

>>716450432
Fuck that's some edgy shit

>>716438128
Taking lean and steroids together to get fucked up is almost as much bait as OP

>>716436887
You being to proud to walk away is a great way to get your ass kicked

>>716451838
Or killed. Someone would murder his ass.

>>716450515
I thinks actually a steal for one of those.

>>716452331
sorry went austistic for a second, meant to say "think that is"

>>716436887
Watch out, there's some face on your acne.

>>716450907
I would never take a pic of body, that IS hard evidence. Nice try though.

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>>716436887
low quality too

Tits or gtfo.

>>716436887
Kayla Stanfield? Holy shit. Finally saw someone I know on /b/

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>>716445327
A weapon is your greatest companion and partner besides your wife why would anyone want to throw them away? although a flashlight is a bit odd this is fucking /b/
what is your flashlights name anon? oh and merry fucking christmas

>>716452978
I call it my nigger beater

>>716453162
good a name as any

>>716453162
>nigger beater
Applauds

I am a true weeb. I have black belts in every single form of martial arts. to list a few : taekwondo, krav maga, kung fu, and everywhere in between (including chuck kwon do). I have mastered every classical weapon known known to man and I have been a student in every dojo. I go from land to land looking for worthy opponents. I am simply known as The dojo buster.

>>716453603
>weeb
>krav maga
I know this is intentional shitpost but its still funny.

>>716436887
I am a state champion wrestler, so if I take it to the ground your Fucked. But if you could KO me b4 I. Hit a double leg take down, and throw a leg ride in you would probably win. Remember those who are truly strong do not proclaim it to the world

>>716453603
>krav maga
*rattles smeckles in approval*

>>716453882
I'm a circus performer. One pf those guys who stuffs themselves into really small boxes. You could pretzel me and I'd laugh in your face before ripping your balls off with my teeth.
There's always someone with an answer for what you can throw at them.

I also freelance as a clown for children's parties. I can take a stunning amount of abuse.

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>>716453229
The gods smile upon that name my friend!

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>TFW this thread is still alive

>>716453914
Did you mean shekels? Because what you said is... something else.

>>716454234
>Carnie
Oh god. The only thing worse than losing a fight to a carnie is winning one.
>"HEY, RUBE!"

>>716436887
How does it feel to know that any firearm will stop you in your tracks?

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>>716436887

How does it feel to know that your stripmall blackbelt accounts for nothing, and that even a JV middle school wrestler could probably make you his bitch?

How does it feel to know that someone with 30lbs on you with little to no experience could probably manhandle you because you've never had an actual fight?