Waifu claiming thread: Christmas Edition!
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
What's a good christmas anime I can watch with my nieces?
カラミチーマス
tfw can't get payday even though it's $5
Claim
>>716436537
Cory In The House Christmas special
>>716436537
Boku no Picu
Or Prisma Illya
>>716434750 (Tali)
Christmas waifu is quite nice. Same with yours.
>>716435095 (Sara)
Back to the festivities for now, got more than enough food to go around and then some.
>>716436520
What happened to your team today?
>>716436610
Welcome back.
>>716436548
I can help you out
What's your steam
>>716436614
your smile is the perfect gift
>>716436610
my nieces aren't ready for that
>>716436695
I might get arrested
though that second one looks good :o
>>716436703
SHUT UP
SHUUUUUUUUT
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>>716436809
Watch a show about lesbian children with your nieces
Only good can come of it
>>716436871
>>716436703
>>716436614
>>716436431
christmas cuties!
>>716436904
I made a reaction video of that in high school
I'll just show them that :o
>>716437064
so lovely
having a good holiday? :o
>>716436703
Thanks?
>>716436809
Make them ready
>>716436909
Merry Christmas to all! Posr festive waifu!
>>716437064
"It is in the nature of the North American 'Bro' to seek higher ground. The 'Bro' is conditioned from the juvenile stage to reach for 'The Better', when it presents itself to the contrasting 'The Lesser'. This, the 'Bro' believes, ascends one's social distinction."
>>716437127
Fuck i meant 'post'
>>716437113
Eh, it's been alright, all things considered. Yours?
>>716437127
>
>>716437178
What kinda shit have you been smoking m8?
>>716436703
Nice! Have fun with that Shinonono
>>716437127
:o
>>716437289
slow day but it's still christmas eve here
tomorrow should be better
>>716437289
I was teaching chara about what kind of people ride the hyabusa
>>716437127
Merry Christmas, Shinoa.
>>716436767
I want you to buy me this
http://store.steampowered.com/app/447040/
>>716437289
8/10
>>716437361
:o
>>716437488
Merry Christmas, Ruri
How's everybody's Christmas Eve?
>>716437488
Merry Christmas to you qt
>>716437361
Eh, I got work. So it could be better, but it's not.
>>716437459
Oh, fucking lol.
>>716437730
>
>>716437834
CHRISTMAS DONG CHRISTMAS!
>>716436767
I feel this is a burden rather an offer
https://steamcommunity.com/id/zakurokia/
>>716437956
they make you work the holidays? :(
>>716437834
It's not Christmas eve though
here
>>716437956
Would fuck/10
Merry Christmas, Makoto
>>716438054
But it is where I am
9:41 PM
Too lazy to cap
>>716438054
It's not Christmas though
>>716438054
It's Christmas Eve in real life tho
>>716437834
worst day ever
>>716438119
Well i must be from the future then
>>716438199
Yes it is
>>716438215
It's Christmas Day in England tho
>>716438295
foreigners don't even celebrate christmas, do they?
>>716438278
why? :o
>>716438025
Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, doesn't matter, I work.
>>716438119
DAMMIT DONG!
What's good, muh dude?
>>716437543
I don't have that much left over...
>>716437962
Accept my friend request
>>716438374
Yes we do -_-
You're the foreigner to me though
>>716437834
Going well. Can't forget time zones my dude. It's Christmas on the other side of the earth
>>716437956
Got anything that isn't as revealing?
>>716438374
As if I'm going to recall my day!
>>716438455
I was only joking anyway lol You're so nice.
>>716438481
america is the most important country though :o
>>716438389
where do you work again?
>>716438542
why not?
>>716438278
What happened my man?
>>716438295
Or you're from Europe, which is arguably the same thing
>>716438374
kyle :o
>>716438389
Those Santa Makoto images are pretty good
Not too much, my family already did Christmas stuff this evening for whatever reason
Just gonna chill tomorrow
>>716438529
Hey there smug
And I know it is, but it's still the eve in America, and does anywhere else really matter?
If anyone wants some (preferably inexpensive) games or shit, hit me right up
>>716438542
Is there anything you actually want?
>>716438684
Kimberly :o
staking a claim on this yuri goddess
>>716438654
Because I'll cry.
>>716438684
Nothing! Nothing happened! I don't want to remember!
>>716438757
I actually just want to hug you irl. I'm not a gamer anyway. thank you so much, though
Merry Christmas to you all and God Bless those of you who can spend it with your family or a >gf
Misaki claimed
>>716438953
you can talk about it in private :o
>>716438954
boyfriend*
>>716438529
>I wish to protect this smile
>>716438654
Downtown, night shift.
>>716438684
I enjoy them. Especially this one.
>Did Christmas today
>Relaxing tomorrow
Dong, I didn't know you were Latino. :^)
>>716438954
waifu*
>>716439012
You don't want to deal with a crying me in private.
>>716438954
merry christmas
>>716438654
I would argue but i'm too tired
Goodnight
>>716439131
I want to :o
>>716439183
sleep tight cutie
>>716438816
I get called that more than I would like
>>716438953
Well
Ok then my man
>>716439118
You've seen my wiener
You know I'm caucasian
>>716438684
No not really cause America is the best
I want you for Christmas
>>716438938
Good claim
>>716438954
Merry Christmas eve, from usa, Misaki. Hope you're having it good
>>716439118
Oh
Who's this faggot named Kyle ;o
>>716439530
that's my real name
>>716438953
>>716439245
That's very sweet of you.
>>716439246
Thank you for understanding.
>>716439620
No, I hate kids, goodnight. Stay away from Kurome.
>>716439246
Bad lighting. :^)
>>716439266
Oh?
>Better?
>>716439582
I know, I'm making fun of you :o
>>716439722
We can talk sometime if you would like
>>716439722
well i really mean it if you ever want to chat
>>716439770
but that's not my name; too white :o
>>716439520
Some Canadian faggot told me to call you Aizawa
>>716436431
rudehentai.com
I got tamales
be back later, gators!
>>716439741
Oh, you poor, poor fool
>>716439722
I gotcha my dude
>>716439266
U S A
U S A
I want you too thicc
>>716439976
Tell Amatsu I hope he gets KIA once he's deployed.
Ba humbug
>>716440064
Done and done. That was much more enjoyable to say
And hello
>>716439961
>
>>716440012
Wowowowowowow, rood Renge.
>>716440149
I replaced my Dropship with a Conda. Very few upgrades though since it took 80% of my income to buy.
>>716440012
Maybe we can meet halfway
>>716440064
I feel like you're the type to like some cute furry female dancer
>>716440067
Not doing well?
>>716440198
Very cute
>>716440271
Oh, that's who you are.
I'm not going to bother buying an Anaconda until I get like, 700M or something
>>716440275
You see, shit like this is why I don't come around anymore.
>>716440372
It was very confusing to read this out of context.
>>716440275
Shalom Goyim
>>716440372
It has surprisingly decent handling for it's size.
Gonna say it now since I probably won't be on tomorrow because I'll be with family
Merry Christmas, /waifu/!
>>716440275
I haven't checked for any Christmas art this year... I really should.
>>716440380
Oh come on you fag. Lighten up
>>716440389
Festive digi-sword
>>716440485
Oh
>>716436431
Who plays brave frontier?
>>716440631
And with the upcoming update, you'll have 3 seats for other people
>>716439164
You too Tomoko
>>716439266
Smug
>>716440684
What's up Snyg?
>>716440771
Hi
>>716440649
Merry Christmas, neko trap
>>716440657
You have more than enough
>>716440771
I need a nickname for you haha
>>716440775
Christmas stuff
>>716440649
Ayyy Merry Christmas Kitten.
>>716441255
>More than enough holiday pictures of waifu
Smugs, those are heretical words right there.
Hello all! Merry Christmas you horrible weeabo faggots.
Add me on Gab!
@Alan777
Woah Christmas already. This break is going by stupid fast. At least my show is airing and Ive gotten through a lot of my watch list.
>>716441514
Forgot pic
>>716440275
You're only halfway across the country, that's doable
>>716441332
:^)
>>716441514
Gab?
>>716441255
Sounds fun, same tbh. Got me a new desk chair that makes sitting on my ass for hours comfy
>>716440856
Hey haruhi! Special night tonight! Sharing it with anyone?
>>716440775
yuuki
>>716441836
Gab.ai
It's the new twitter!
>>716441914
No but I plan to see my family for new year
>>716442021
Fags. :^)
>>716441932
oh ok.
>>716441730
WHY DONG WHY?! JUST GOD DAMMIT!
>I can't tell if my gf is annoyed, or laughing her ass off at it
>>716442252
girls are stupid.
>>716441914
Misaki
>>716442021
Well you've got us for the time being! Buy yourself anything?
>>716442455
And why is that?
>>716442490
>
>>716443157
The Haruhi blu ray
Also do you use steam?
>>716441332
I see. Can't be as bad as committing heresy
>>716441514
Who?
>>716441601
Agreed
>>716441730
Right?
>>716441894
I will never know that feel
>>716442490
Kitty-bunny
>>716443326
Blu ray? Dedication.
Yep, I've already added Yui so we can play some ArmA 3 together. Why, you want to add me?
>>716443636
Yes and do you want a present too?
>>716443407
You don't own a chair?
>>716443206
It sucks knowing I can't have a decent holiday meal with my folks nowadays.
>>716443407
Yo.
Santa waifus, you stupid faggots.
>>716444547
Satan waifus?
How's everyone's Christmas (eve) going?
Mine's went pretty fucking great.
>>716443718
It's Richardguy on steam.
No need for any gifts. I can't even find myself anything to buy so you wouldn't have much more luck. Thanks though.
>>716444649
Alrrright
>>716443407
True, heresy is ABSOLUTE HARAM!
>>716444190
Why's that?
>>716444878
Didya buy /get anything?
Goodnight everyone
>>716444878
Merry Christmas to you
Claiming this Makoto poster!
>>716442252
Little column A, almost all column B.
>>716444186
I don't know the feel of a comfy butt on computer/gaming chair
>>716444190
How's your Christmas eve?
>>716444649
Going well. Watched cousin fall using the hoverboard
>>716445040
Oh it is. Burn all heretics tbh
>>716445237
Night Haruhi, best dreams.
>>716445365
RIP your cousin
Apparently Adult Swim decided it was a Christmas of Jojo, I guess I'm watching the Phantom Blood dub until I fall asleep
>>716445305
Well I'm glad you're having a giggle!
>>716445365
DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT!
>>716445926
If you didn't want me to have a giggle you shouldn't have had such a good reaction!
>>716445365
It isn't even a special chair, it's just a normal office chair
I did it
>>716439904
Uh, why can't you stay away from Kurome?
>>716446046
It's not my fault Dongening 2: Lighting Boogaloo happened!
>>716445040
My mother. It's always my mother.
>>716445365
Not too decent, yesterday in particular.
>Something bad has always happened to me on December 23rd for the past 7 years.
>>716446742
Hey if you want to go around looking at dongs it's not like I can argue...
>>716445102
No. I'm gonna get a whole stocking full of .22 LR. But as for buying things for myself, all I want are some computer upgrade parts, but I'll have to see what we can salvage first.
Yourself?
>>716445248
To you too Alice
>>716446826
That seems to always be the problem for multiple people.
>>716446902
Hmm, I believe I've got a preference already. Not just any one will do.
>>716447411
I knew it, you've been tempted away by that dong.
>>716447503
Nope, not even close!
AND NO DONG, THE PENIS IS NOT MIGHTIER!
>I know you're still here somewhere you chuckle fuck
>>716448079
It's fine, we've had a good run...
i'm not high enough to be watching this movie right now
>>716448283
>dat gif
That's some Ginguiser-tier shit right there.
>>716445515
Not just one of them played with it
>>716445926
When?
>>716446263
With cushion?
>>716446826
Some omen?
>>716448283
Wat
And wut movie?
>>716448227
Bby pls no
>>716448283
Sameji pls
>>716448456
All the time.
>>716448748
I can't even joke about that for long, it's awful.
>>716448371
ok?
>>716448456
Neil breen's newest film
>>716448748
pls send help
or drugs
>>716448826
Please don't.
>>716449067
Just go for a drive.
>>716447411
Go figure, I suppose.
>>716448456
I could tell you how it started if you wish, but that'd take a bit to explain.
i'm going to kill all of you
>>716449294
But you're so fun to tease.
>>716449067
You lead tbh :^)
>>716449067
Who?
>>716449465
It's your choice
>>716449521
Cant kill what's already dead
>>716449294
I CAN'T I'M STUCK WATCHING THIS MOVIE SEND HELP
>>716449720
i lead what?
and you don't want to know, seriously, don't torture yourself
Claiming Haruhi claimer~
>>716450462
eat a dick
>>716449465
It can't be that bad though, can it?
>>716449638
Oh, am I now?
>>716449811
SIMPLY TAKE THAT BOXER ENGINE AND PUTT OUT OF THE GARAGE! IT'S SIMPLE!
>>716450487
>>716450605
eat a dick
>>716450507
Yep! Some of your reactions are super cute.
>>716450672
Is that all you can say?
>>716450507
I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE SEND HELP