Tell me your Christmas plans anon.

>>716398075
Wish I was dead

I'm going to shit-post on /b/

>>716398075
going to my brothers w/ fam for presents w/ beers chilin with nephews

>>716398110
/thread

>>716398075
Going to my cousins house (4 girls)
Going to cum buckets all over their pants, stocking , high knee socks.

>>716398075
Gonna sit alone in my house, no family, no friends, no grill, gonna get high fap 24/7 probably play r6 and sleep... that's it i guess;

>>716398188
post pics after anon

>>716398075
gonna spend some time with ma family

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>>716398075
Me and my dad are going to cook some awesome food and then we're gonna get drunk as fuck.

>>716398188

why not there panties

>>716398152
Fuck you. Enjoy life you mongoloid piece of garbage. Jesus does not approve

Stay in with annoying GF, eat baby pig, argue about how to cook it, argue about how to eat it and argue about how much I had to drink. 0100 go sleep.

>>716398075
thinking about what christmas will be like when i have a family

>>716398412

>jesus does not approve

christmas isnt even about that kike anymore

>>716398293
If only I could do the same.

>>716398075
Staying home with gf and family. I'm going to eat shitload of food, get drunk, open presents then go smoke weed and have sex with gf.

>>716398373
Obvious lying nigger. Yo daddy in jail or you dont know him

>>716398075
Give my parents some gifts
>Momma gets clothes since she loves clothes
>Daddy gets a new holster and a new AR
>Didnt ask for nothing from them because money is tight but I had been saving for a while so wanted to do something nice
>Watch some Christmas movies with them and then some Overwatch with friends
How about you /b/ro?

Sit around on /b/, be depressed thinkin about better past years. Wish i could get drunk, wish i could take drugs n fuck. Highlight will be seeing assholes getting rekt on /gif/

posting on dailystormer

>>716398075
girlfriend works all day. getting drunk all by my lonesome. i love it

>>716398483
True, it's about shopping, stress eating too much, over spending then comiting Seppuku in the 1st week of the new year..

>>716398298
I'll post some pics later so you can cum on their faces

>>716398075
pop some xanax and binge play wow

Couldnt get it up with new girl, first time with her fraid she'll ditch me now.. wat do help or roast plz

>>716398483
>CHRISTmas is not a religious holiday and is not actually about celebrating Jesus' birth but its all about buying presents, giving your money to Coca Cola an other huge companies, its about fucking Santa Claus, fat guy in red clothes, not Saint Nicolas, the bishop and its not even about spending time together with your family on Christmas Eve.
Typical yankee retard.

>>716398810
You cant even 3 chest a +2 EoA faggot.

>>716398574
Daddy ain't been to jail, nigga
Parents split up 17 years ago , dad got sole custody of me and my brother.

>>716398075
possibly kill myself
probably wont

>>716398810\

My nigger

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Spending the evening with my family and friends, with a lot of gifts, food and drinks, and im going to Watch the fireworks with my son, merry christmas friends!! And happy new year.

>>716398846
Yuppie fags have taken over B

>>716398831
if she ditches you because of that then you're better off without the bitch

>>716398075
I am going to get up real early and fuck the turkey defrosting in the fridge and hace a great chuckle watching the family eat my sperms fo christmas dinner. I may fuck the chestnut stuffing too if i am horny enough. XD

>>716398075
Wife and mother in law are going to cook a huge meal. Got some nice wine to accompany it. Giving the wife a new vibrator tonight, hopefully she puts on a show for me. After that, going to a buddy's house for whiskey and some dispensary grade greens. Not upset.

>>716398075
>smoke weed
>play guitar
>

>>716398918
>the father getting custody
jesus christ
for that shit to happen your mother must be straight up bat shit insane
or youre dads rich
cos guys never get custody

Probably gonna get crucified again just like every year.

>>716398952
feelsgoodman.jpeg

Spend Christmas with family while my lying ex-girlfriend begs me to come because she's alone.

>>716398373
Nice, that sounds cool, merry christmas Anon i hope you and your father share a Nice evening toghether.

>>716398960
Thank you ma mang. Heres prayin she aint one

>>716398958
Just think about meaning of shit you are doing, cuck. I hope you are not religious, but if you are, shame on you, an atheist knows your holidays better than you.

>wake up
>open presents
>go to room
>fap
>go and wash my hands
>go back to room and play video games

Gonna drive those Thalmor and their Empire dogs off the island. Skyrim is for Nords!

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As always, be a good normal person. Just another happy optomisitic cheery normie with a GF and job and people who love and want to be around me.

Oh wait...

>>716398075
>Wake up
>Log into Steam
>Play games
>Go to bed
Story of my life, and what I'm doing on Christmas

>>716398075
i have no plans because i push everyone away during the holidays

>>716398373
cherish that shit anon, my dad died 2 years ago, biggest thing i miss is cooking with him

>>716398622
Thats nice Anon, your family sounds great, i hope you and your loved ones spend a merry christmas, im sending you a hug brother.

>>716399230
I can push your shit in bro?

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>>716398153
Will you molest your nephews again?

>>716399168
Was a militant atheist but then I stopped being a retard.

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>>716399338

>>716399076
>my loving ex-girlfriend begs me to come fuck her in the ass the way she loves it
go get her you niggertits ass sucking faggot

>>716399307
Yeah mine too, ill send you a hug Anon, merry christmas, im sure your father is proud of you.

>>716399338
>faggot detected

>>716398075
Lol, Not gonna, nigga. Not your fucking business. At home right now with family just waiting for the day.

>>716398075
I am looking for a black hookee into racial fetish to be my slave today. Only found one fat fuck nigger though. I want a tiny one to knock her teeth out for christmas.

>>716398075
Jerk of everyday for 2weeks and see the results

>>716399326
Thanks Anon I hope you have a merry Christmas as well! Much love /b/ro.

>>716399494
Nah, I'll let her be miserable by herself. I've had my fair share of fucks w/ her already - Not going to get back involved.

>>716399508
damn, thanks

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>>716398075
eat
browse /b/
go to bed

>>716398075
i fap all day....it's wrong?

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>estranged from my family for 20 years

it's 8am xmas day already here in NZ. woke up and made myself bacon and eggs

i usually do self-pampering shit all day but i randomly got invited to a party this afternoon by my French flatmate so i'm gonna go drink and be social

This christmas i'm alone, but i'm going on a second date with a really pretty girl on the 27th so...

Maybe it's not all bad this Christmas.

>>716400082
Congratulations Anon! You go get em tiger.

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>>716400147
Thanks man.

>>716398417
Haha.

I'm out with family now, all-you-can-eat Chinese, very festive

>>716399716
YOU'RE A FAGGET GO FUCK HER IN THE PUSSY OR YOU ARE GAY

U DUN WAN ERRBODY 2 U GAY NIGA

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Clean my house, eat cup noodles, hug people at 12:00 o'clock and sleep

>>716400473
no

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I'm going to walk downtown and fuck.

>>716398075
Celebrating with family tonight, waking up at 4am tomorrow to work, will probably bum around and play video games, go and hang out with a friend or two later.

>>716400474
Sounds cute.
Have a great christmas.

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>>716400874
It isn't but happy Christmas to you too

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>>716400553
UR AN FAGET GO FUK ER IN DE POOP CHUTE

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>>716398110
I can rel8, anon

>>716400393
That's pretty good. We have a Hibachi Grill and Supreme Buffet near our place and it's pretty good for 8 bucks per person. Maybe we'll go the monday or tuesday after Christmas

>>716398075
drink
smoke weed
watch movies
the chan
drink more

>>716398075
Spending it with my family, then gf on Monday.

>>716398373
>Me and my dad are going to cook some awesome food

chicken fingers and pepperoni is hardly "awesome food" ricky.

>>716402048
Just make sure you get the good chicken fingers, not the cheap ones with the crumbly shit

>>716398417
Are you me?

>>716402048
>chicken tendies
>not good food

Pick one, faggot.

I work.

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beers and billy idol
>hot in the city

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>>716398075
going to keep fighting off this sickness I have, eat dinner with family, give gifts, get gifts, that sort. only could wish I was smoking weed with my friends.

wait until 5, tell family im not going to church with them because i dont care enough anymore to play this game of pretending we're a real family, go to acid on haight street with street trash and sleep in the park by the golden gate bridge

trying to watch movies anon

http://void.sirin.bysh.me/explorer/data/public/7b2be0

Sunshine acid

Same thing I do every year...go rape guys passed out in the park near the golden gate bridge.

Fuck all really mate.
Probably have a jam on the PS3, watch the Bengals Texans game, have a roast, get drunk, watch Home Alone 2 and Die Hard 2.

>>716402048
We've got a few cans of ravioli.

>>716404595
kek

I'll be hanging myself in the basement. I'm done. Don't want to see 2017.

>>716404723
Leave a note implying that Santa was behind your hanging. Maybe leave a half glass of milk and half eaten cookie in the kitchen.

i live alone, family is in another country, different time. I'm not very close to any of my co-workers (not close enough to call or text). I have been on some dates but it's tough not speaking the language so i'm single. I just plan on drinking and beating some meat. can one jack off too much?

>>716398373
*and fuck

>>716404989
Santa brought the rope

>>716405150
I've got a team of scientists running tests as we speak.

>>716399359
this, too many arrogant fags think we're still in a culture war

>>716405150
Tough not speaking the language? You mean the language of love?

JACK OFF SO FUCKING HARD

Nothing

Ketamin anderen Don Perignon.

Sister is being a bitch and thinks my mom is trying to control everything because we didnt want to have thanksgiving at her house last year when me and my brother were both busy working until right before dinner time. Her family is the only close by relatives we have and no ones coming out so this year its just us. Shits kind of sad.

I hope there is a Christmas massacre this year. Isis better be planning something.

>>716401808
Sounds nice, have fun

>>716407162
You have family atleast, just try to have a good time

A little lonely but am doing well regardless of current situation

Moved 2k miles to another state for my career
Only see my family every couple of months, spending the holidays alone again. Friends I knew throughout this year actually moved to other states for their career and I've ended up alone.

Cooking some food now, probably will watch a good movie tonight, one of the classics I haven't seen in a few years

>>716406810
Surely you will do something

>>716406888
Don perignon?

Nothing out of the ordinary, parents don't celebrate it but w/e as I don't really consider them as my real family.

Just sitting here appreciating I have good close friends.

>>716398075
stay home and binge dba, falconer edition probably

we're supposed to have bad weather so I might go for a walk

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>>716398075

>>716398075
hang with family, have sex
repeat until tuesday when i go home

>>716398075
Spending it alone after my dad told me I gained some weight and left to catch a plane to Cali

Take dabs all day and make cookies then eat weed edibles and watch christmas movies after enchiladas for dinner

>>716398075
Im gonna get drunk in loneliness

im going to my nanas house for a dinner with my extended family, since my biological family is separated and involved in drugs. I feel more a son to my step dad than my real dad- he actually tells me stuff about himself and gives good advice.

Also gonna go bowling with some friends tonight for christmas eve party and then drink in jesus' name cause thats what he'd want me to do.

Sick AF so spending it alone so as to not share the germs. Get some good food, watch a movie and wrap up in blankets.