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And a Merry Christmas to you too!

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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And a Merry Christmas to you too!
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>>716395557
nice bait
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>>716395557
Donald will fix this. Under him there will be no work left in America, only Mexico and China.
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Well that's his fault.
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>>716395557
I really don't care, sorry. Maybe your mother should have worked as well to pick up some slack
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>>716396271
Right? why would anyone have to work this much??
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>>716396067
Humbug. I'm poor and alone, Christmas is terrible.

>>716396238
I'm not American.

>>716396239
Wrong.

>>716396271
>>716396357
My mom had/has a disability.
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>>716395557
>Says all that bulshit about capitalism but payed for a computer or a cellphone to create this thread
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>>716396661
I have no choice you idiot. The capitalist pigs have manipulated the system as such.
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>>716396860


Please point out the noncapitalist system which has produced anything anyone wants to purchase, and what that item might be.

Yeah, I won't hold my breath, douchebag.
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>>716395557
He wasn't overworked. He felt so much shame for having a homosexual son that killing himself in the "accident" was the only option. Merry Christmas, fag!
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>>716396860
Man they killed your father don't you think I'ts time rebel?
Like go to North Korea or something faggot
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>>716396998
That's a false equivalency. People should only be entitled to what they need, not what they want.

>>716397100
I was 6 months old when it happen asshole.
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>>716397173
I would but I don't have enough money to fly to a country that honours the proletariat. I am dirt poor. I work at a taco del Mar.

I was in jail for two years for trying to light the factory my dad worked in on fire when I was 19.
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sounds like you killed your dad

>had kid
>needs money to put food on table
>kid keeps crying, won't stop crying
>come home every night with groceries
>all kid does is cry all the time
>only solution is work overtime
>work so hard kills self
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>>716397300
Heu, fuck you buddy.

I know my dad loved my mom and me with all his heart.
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>>716397300
This guy gets it. It was his own damn fault.
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>>716397300
Probably more along the lines of

>had kid
>work dangerous job that requires attention
>Kid cries all fucking night, keeps dad up late
>dad normally does overtime so he needs all his sleep
>doesn't get needed sleep
>But still need to work
>doze off due to lack of sleep and kill self
>baby killed dad
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>>716397175

I am entitled to what I want and earn. You are entitled to what you want and earn. If you think you don't earn anything by your output, then that's your shit, not mine.

You don't *need* anything but around 1400 calories a day and something to keep warm. Bet your dumb ass claims more than that though, right?

Your dad's last thought as he whipped around the bar was, "I hope my kid doesn't grow up to be a cunt."
Such a shame his dying wish didn't come to fruition; although, with that wording, it did, as you are undoubtedly a fruit.
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>>716397404
How do you know that for sure? Noone tells children the truth, they can't handle it.
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>MY DAD DIED WORKING A DANGEROUS JOB
>WAHHH FUCK YOU GOVERNMENT

Stop looking for scapegoats. Your father wouldn't.
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>>716397300
>>716397475
>>716395557
ITT: OP feels guilt for killing his dad
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>>716395557
Nice picture you've got of your dead splattered dad.
Got any more?
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>>716397289
An you think if you were in a socialist country you would have the money to travel?
Study more faggot. The socialist countries didn't let the people get enough money to travel so they would be stuck as slaves in their respective places. Working for the system almost for free
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>>716397431
>>716397475

No it wasn't!!!!!! Fuck you! You don't know the pain that I've endured! I have become a total fuck up in life due to the intense trauma resulting from this.

>>716397480
I only eat one cup of Mac n cheese a day. I can't afford anymore. Because I'm a poor fast food worker.
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>>716397289

Who says you have to fly, what kind of Bourgeoisie motherfucker do you think you are? Walk, take a boat, take a train. Flying is for people who produce.
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>>716397643
I wouldn't need to travel because I would have finally found a nation that truly cares for me and provides for me.
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>>716397717
I can't walk to Cuba, retard.
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>>716396654
>My mom had/has a disability.
Something tells me this disability is hereditary.
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>>716397716

Than that's all you should eat. Because that is all you aspire to eat. If you want more, you work more, you earn more, you get more.
Sorry your college profs taught you wrong.

Hahah, no I'm not! More for me!!
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>>716397831

You can't read either, it would seem.
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>>716395557
You dad really looks nice. Too bad he's just a blob and can't move for shit.
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>>716397776
KEK G8 JOKE MAN
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>>716397836
It does. But why do you have to be an asshole about it? Both my mom and dad were big boned, and so am I, despite not eating much. I just have thyroid problems. That's why my mom couldn't work.
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>>716397886

A blob? I guess he's a late, late, late term abortion then. So, no crime committed, and nothing of value was lost.
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>>716397917
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
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>>716397480
>1400 calories a day and something to keep warm
That's running a significant calorie deficit anon, even with no activity. Are you suggesting we keep people in stasis?
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>>716397956
obviously m8
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>>716397847
I didn't go to college because the formal education system wasn't created for people like me. I like to think outside of the box.

I contribute more to society by feeding people than you ever will.
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>>716397716
How was it not his fault? If your dad didn't fuck your mom raw then he wouldn't have had to take care of you and provide for your bitchass. In the end he was responsible for it all.
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>>716397776
My parents were worthless, but at least I'm living in Germany so I studied hard while getting help from our government and now I'm working as a electrical engineer and make money while building cool shit. Sucks to be you.
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>>716398073
Every human being is a miracle. Including me. That's why he wanted a son. My mom told me that he's up in heaven smiling down on me. I am inclined to believe that's true. He was a big loving guy - like a teddy bear.
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>WORKING MACHINERY

>Not being 9000% careful

Nigger. I don't work in any factory but I know how to not touch or fuck with shit.

Factories are death traps to those too dumb to understand basic common sense

>Does it soon
Don't touch

>Does it go up and down.
Touch touch

>Does it clamp. Shut. Pinch. Rotate
Don't touch

How people can be dumb enough to touch moving parts in industrial machines baffles me. Like if you go to an amusement park do YOU touch the gears on the rides while it's on? No


Also tired? Nigga how do you become to tired you dip your dick in a lathe so bad it kills you

Sleep on a fucking floor and get a write up/firing
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>>716398145
See >>716398060
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>>716397991

I think people like OP are already in stasis.
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>>716397480
You're entitled to absolutely nothing apart from what you work for. This planet owes you nothing. Society owes you nothing.
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>>716398145
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the horrors of democratic socialism
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>>716397939
There is no such a think as "big boned".
Just a little hint why many americans get fatter and fatter:
Instant food - just like your mac n cheese you eat all day is filled up with salt, sugar and taste enhancers. All of these make you more hungry. If you want to effectively loose weight you better stop eating so much processed food.
>inb4 i'm too poor
vegetables and basic stuff like noodles / rice / cheap meat doesn't cost more than you spend on that processed food.
It will taste "worse" at first because your body misses these taste enhancers.
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>>716398060

I am an anesthesiologist who grew up in the USSR. I think I win on multiple counts in this thread, burgerboy.
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>>716398204
He was standing next to the chuck, fell asleep, stumbled into the machine, the sleeve of his suit got cot in the chuck, and dragged him in and crushed his head.
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iphone, kek
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>>716398315
I'm not American

>>716398336
The USSR wasn't a true communist country.
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>>716395557
is the guy in the pic kill?
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>>716398246
If you participate in society, then you are helping to make society exist, and therefore society owes you a little something.
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>>716398255
I know, right. Trump was right on the money.
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>>716398246

I think you're addressing the wrong person here.
But in case you're daft, I'll repeat.

I am entitled to what I want and earn. Please note the AND there. Mutually inclusive.

And no, society owes me nothing. Nor do I owe society anything.
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>>716395557
I like how his eye is just hangin out there, guess your dad can watch over your dumb faggot ass from the grave and that picture now op. Merry fucking christmas fuckboy
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>>716398315
Also, I have had "real" meat in years. Simply can't afford it.
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>>716398484
>I'm not American
Well most on this site are murrican so i assumed you were aswell. Either way: The thing about taste enhancers is true in any country. (Some especially strong ones are forbidden in the EU though.)
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>>716398553
Haven't had *
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>>716398520
You live in society, therefore you owe it your participation and productivity to the degree in which you are able. In turn society gives you things like opportunities and use of it's services
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>>716398315
Damn, are you me? I just got a steamer with two chambers. Steamed veggies need only salt, pepper and a bit of grassfed butter... delicious!
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>>716398553
Shit - i'm not talking about steak or anything fancy. Ground beef or whatever, it doesn't even matter what you take. It's just that meat is a huge improvement for such food rations, even if you only add a little. Well except you're REALLY poor, in which case i wouldn't get how you're on the internet.
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>>716395557
Someone should find out who this is and send his mother this photo for Christmas.
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He could have quit his job. Blaming his boss for his own mistake is an unhealthy way of dealing with your grief.

Your father was a human being and he wasn't perfect. He made a mistake that cost him his life.
Deal with it.
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>>716398726
Vegetables are too expensive for me, aside from the dollar store beans I buy.
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>>716395557
Loling.
Ur dad must have been a weak man.
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>>716398773
I go to the public library. I can only afford spam.
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Your dad's death was a complete result of his own actions. It was an accident, sure, but he is solely responsible.
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>>716395557
>when I was only 6 months old
Mods? We have an underage here.
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>>716398553
Its better to be vegan anyway... and cheaper.
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>>716395557
what part of the iphone manufacturing process required a lathe
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>>716398484

Of course it wasn't. Keep telling yourself that, toolbelt. That's the standard answer for every cuntflap with a Che shirt when it is pointed out that not a single socialist country has ever worked, ever, not once, in history of mankind (and it has been done long before Marx and Engels called it 'socialism.')

Human nature is what it is. No one wants to support your lame ass, blame others ideology of Mac and Cheese farting bullshit; they want to support their own needs and desires, including that of their families.

Be that as it may, I am an anesthesiologist, I'm pretty sure that trumps (see what I did there?) serving fast food as far as 'helping others,' but guess what? I wasn't born into this, I worked my ass off like a slave (Slav? Ha! I kill me!) to get to this point, including working shit jobs like serving fast food.

Looking at the stats:
Everyone in this thread: >6000
Son of Latherider: 0
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>>716398575
Taste enhancers aren't these magical things that get people hooked on food, they just enhance the meaty, savory, umami taste. So do tomatoes and mushrooms
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I feel so sorry for you anon.

I really understand that after times like this, one does automatically look for scapegoats to blame it all on, capitalist,government, etc etc

But the fact is that your daddy HAD a means to make a living for you,his cuddly little son and his beautiful wife. He didn't choose to walk out on his family like a negro person would. He didnt let you two fend for yourselves and that factory was a MEANS to feed you. He DIED FOR YOU. just the Almighty Christ (I'm not christian btw). So you are right, He is looking down on you from the heavens and you WILL meet him again, someday, spiritually, soulfully and you may call it a hallucination. But the picture you have up there, THAT is a man who NEVER GAVE IN, to whom family was everything..... and if that Lathe factory was Never there to begin with, who knows what would have happened or where he would have gone to? It'll all be crystal clear in time, but dont blame yourself, dont blame the system, accidents happen and no one is responsible. People slip and fall in the bathrooms on soap and die instantly, leaving behind families. These things are unforseen. So keep moving fast with your life and tell yourself your dad never gave up and neither should you.

But, on the other hand, we can never truly know if he offed himself or was murdered by a coworker or anything, but that's not the point.

the point is THAT lathe put the food on your tables, that factory was an Opportunity, it was there when other things weren't. So keep praying to the Lord everyday and keep excelling in your life, anon.

Merry Christmas.
Yours truly,
anon
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>>716398501

Not really. The 'social contract' is shit.
Society owes me leaving me the fuck alone, and society in general has ceded certain things to make society better, like having a system of justice and punishment for crimes against persons instead of a steady, continuous and progressive string of revenge for same.
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>>716399022
Anon. This is a bait thread.
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>>716395557
>Think about the fact that capitalism killed my dad when I was only 6 months old next time you buy an iPhone, or when you open those expensive gifts Christmas morning
you can blame whomever you'd like, it doesn't change the result and your dad wouldn't have lived forever.
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>>716398902
It happened in 1993.

I'm tired of 4chan trying to silence me and my story by banning me.
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This meme is reaching critical mass.

This is top tier copypasta. It started on /pol/ and spread like wildfire, it's everywhere now.
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>>716398726
I prepare these in bulk and freeze them.
80% Veggies, 10% meat, 10% noodles / rice
Gives me enought food for 20 healthy meals for about 1.5$ each
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>>716398172
Mr Miracle it doesn't change the fact that he killed himself.
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>>716399051
Then get the fuck out of society and go off the grid. Just because you don't like the social contract doesn't mean it's shit. Every time you use something that you didn't make or produce yourself, you are participating in society, and accrue a social debt. You don't like that, then do everything yourself
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>>716395557

Interdasting.

So, my dad was a firefighter killed in the line of duty. It was a house fire. I grew up without him, and without capitalist 'pigs' to blame. So we each grew up with the memory of a father killed in a horrid way. Why did I grow up to be successful and a productive member of society, and you are a cunt?
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>>716398912
>the machine that builds machines requires machining at some point
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>>716398883
Ok, spam isn't perfect, but it sure is better than nothing.
I really can't believe that veggies are more expensive than industrial food.
That might depend where you live (if you live on some oil platform that just might be the case - otherwise unlikely), but i can create about 20 meals for 30$ which i freeze.
80% random veggies, 10% random meat, 10% noodles / rice
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>>716399281

I don't need to. You see, unlike you, I contribute to society. And your ideology is fucked and retarded.
If I consume something I didn't make, but purchased with the product of my labor, society has nothing to do with it; someone from whom I purchased the item did. Not you.

So, no social debt at all. I'm good.
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>>716395557
I wasn't going to buy gifts for my neighbor, but after reading this, I am. Just to shit on your dads memory.
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>>716399011
But they do get used to fatten cows and pigs.
And since the industry rarely does things without a good reason...
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>>716395557

neck yourself marxist scum
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>>716395557
OP is full of shit. That is an old pic and you can find it on google. Shame on you OP.
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your dad was just stupid
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>>716399601
We know. It's communist propaganda. See >>716399159
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The fuck is wrong with you guys?
Why are you so edgy?
Oh you want to be on the naughty list
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>>716398060
>I like to think outside the box
>can't figure out how to make money besides working at a fucking fast food joint
Are you even listening to yourself?
Learn to code or aomething and, make some money on the side.
There are always opportunities for smart people, but it seems that doesn't include you.
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>>716399709
The fuck you going to do?
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>>716399468
Because cows and pigs don't have the consciousness to say "This food is really damn tasty, but if I keep on eating it'll be bad for my health so I should eat less of it"
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>>716399709
>still believes in the naughty list
>therefore still believes in santa
fucking kek, everyone knows that santa isnt real, it's mommy who gives me my chicken tendies and my waifu pillows
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>>716399912
The system crushed my raw intelligence.

I was never a math person. Why do I need to know Pythagoras theorem to become successful? That's why capitalist education is a scam.
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>>716400029
Santa is more real than God.
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>>716400175
stfu faggot
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>>716399055
Well, then call me a Tuna sandwich
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>>716399446
Then you are fulfilling your part of the social contract. Your taxes go to the public services like roads and parks, and your money pays others for private services and goods. I'm not OP so I don't know why you think I don't contribute to society.
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actual picture of OP
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>>716399094
I WAS BORN IN 1993!! cheers, anon, also, who else 93 here?
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>>716399973
I still think humans are more portion animal than we'd like to admit. That's especially notable with suble things - think of body language or reflexes where we're barely past the monkeys. That also includes hunger.
Besides - if people were so well in control of their own bodies there wouldn't be a diabetis epidemic right now.
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>>716396661

>payed
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>>716400119
"The system" didn't crush your raw intelligence, it just exposed your lack of it. The purpose of learning math is to teach you to solve problems by applying logic and reasoning. And there are countless jobs that you need the principles of basic algebra for
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>>716397300
Op dad is in a better place now he dosent have to listen to his faggot son bitch anymore.
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>>716400420
Like what? Mathematician? Algebraist?
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>>716400119
Nigger, you don't even need math to get into software dev or web dev.

If you're not interested in that, start carding or similar scams.
There's tons of ways to make money by thinking outside the box but you seem more interested in whining on an anonymous imageboard.
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>>716400269
That's just bad decision making though. If you're hungry you can make a choice between something with the calorie density of a black hole, or something that's filling but isn't going to flood your bloodstream with glucose

Those flavor enhancers could be used in the preparation of a salad, and it'd be fine. The enhancers aren't bad, just the food they're commonly used in
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>>716397716
Dont have the balls to work at your dads job I mean they have an opening?
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>>716400709
That was almost 24 years ago.
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>>716395557
As a laborer who works at the powerplant, I see exactly where youre comming from man.
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I guess he wasn't aHEAD in the game
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>>716400534
Any STEM career is the easy answer, but any business decisions usually involve a bit of thinking about the opportunity cost, which is an abstraction of mathematical principles
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>>716400888
Holy fuck I got trips!!
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>>716400692
True dat, the same argument can be applied to cigarettes and other possibly harmful agents.
I'd stay on the side that the average pleb is likely to fall into an addiction and therefore deserves some sort of preventive protection but that's just my opinion.
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>>716400888
Holy fuck I got trips!!!!
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>>716400888
I tought ops dad was trying to get ahead.
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>>716395557
fuk you and your lame thread
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>>716400888
Holy fuck I got trips!!!!!!
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>Capitalism
Did your dad not tell you to not call your mom names

I am sure he is spinning in his grave right now
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>>716395557
Is soviet russia, lathe shape you.
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>>716400534
jobs in which many 2 things need to be added together without mixing

op can you answer this question for me?

2a + 5b + 3a - 2b =
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Holy shit, the amount of people getting offended and/or triggered. Okay it may or may not be Op's dad in the picture but stop for a damn second and think. Op makes a good point and whoever thinks happiness is in the expensive gifts they get, they couldn't be further from the truth. What you are defines you as a person, not what you have.
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>>716401634
=8
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>>716395557
Stop whining. Sorry your dad died, but I can tell you 20 shit stories about how other economic systems have resulted in someone's dad dying. Don't be a victim, your dad messed up and died. Also, if you don't like Christmas, no one hear gives a shit. That's on you too. Happy Festivus Bitch!
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TLDR: OP killed his father by being a needy little fuck.
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>>716401757

no nigga its 5a + 3b
letters cant go together unless you multiply them faggot
(unlike your father)
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>>716401905
That's not an answer letters aren't numbers.
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>>716395557
Look at all these retards responding to this stale reposted garbage
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>>716401794
Happy festivus to you too, seinfriend.

what season you rewatching?
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>>716395557
So now you are a richfag, right?
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>>716401687
How did your dad die?
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>>716401965
alright nigga lets use an example then,

if you have 2 apples and 5 bananas, you get 3 apples and take away 2 bananas, what do you have?
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>>716397643
hahah, if you live in Norway you are on the top of the fucking foodchain when it comes to traveling.

Socialist countries ftw
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>>716402064
Well you can't lurk /b/ at all times, you you might understand that people don't recognize it.
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>>716402071
No, my mom tried to get a settlement but corporate goons assaulted her to shUT her up. The most we got was a box of chocolates, bouquet of flowers, VHS machine and a card from the union.
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it's always someone or something else's fault
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>>716402156
8 fruit.
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>>716402156
A dad
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>>716402342
OP's fucking retarded, dumb like a nigger
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>>716402156
He is right true you didnt solve the problem you simplfied simply to another expression.
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Just busted a nut to your dad, he's such a sexy man, and flexible too. Too bad he's dead.
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>>716402156
5 apples and 2 bananas
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>>716395557
>fact
kek
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>>716402156
Also if you were not going to solve for a or b you should have defined your varibles. Very sloppy work you sir get an F
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>>716400380

How about that there gubment underfunded education?
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>>716395557
Ylyl? I lost
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>>716396860
without capitalists you wouldn't even exist due to nonexistant jobs in your shit country, you disgusting subhuman.
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Do you have anymore pics?
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>>716403717
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Ops had a ok job, impregnated a woman, didnt have to take care of the kid. Wtf you doing with your life op?
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