I cant grow a beard. Im already 25 and there is not possible

>>716381424
you cant get a full beard because you lack the genetics of it. Unless you find a way to transfer a that specific gene into your body, you will never grow a beard.

same here, will be 26 soon. I don't have chest or arm hair either, I could still pass as 16

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There are ways of beard transplant, like common hair in the head. But Im not really sure if you can shave that without fucking everything

>>716381424
shitty beards are partly genetic, partly hormonal. If it means that much to you, work on boosting your testosterone. You also may have patches on your face that grow at different rates. Just let it grow. Don't fuck with it at all.

Source: I am one beardy mother fucker.

>>716381866
Thats it, when Im around girls my age I look like a kid compared to other men which look like vikings.

Only low quality women like the beard look. Its a fad and they want to have a "cool" boyfriend because they desire nothing more than popularity.

Since you can't grow a beard, rock the clean, successful look. Short hair, completely clean face, well-dressed and fit.

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>>716381424
Low testosterone from masturbating all the time. When will you faggots recognize your own downfall?

>>716381976
This

>>716381992
Lies, I have a full beard and am a champion masturbater

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>>716381424
Read this >>716381976

If a girl you want only want this look because every fucking other guy has it, then she doesnt deserve much time.

Also most of these bearded men use that stupid pigtail. Have your own style.

>>716381976
Implying you can't be well dressed and fit with a beard? Beards trending over clean shaven and vice versa is a cycle as old as recorded history.

Boy who have trouble growing a beard will always make an argument for a clean shaven look. Men who can easily grow a beard will argue that beards are manly. It's the 6 foot and under = manlet argument all over.

Find a look that works for you, and rock it. I wear a full beard in an office setting. I keep it well maintained, and it gets compliments. The alternative for me is looking like I'm a first year intern, despite being with the company for 8 years. I have a babyface and I know it.

>>716381424
Op, don't give in to the bearded faggot look. Just be your own faggot, everyday, no matter what.

>>716382355
Confirmed. My beard has been described as "kingly" and I jerk off on any day that I don't have a hookup.

Having a babyface its not bad, there are lots of guys my age they look old as fuck. Girls tend to love that.
At least I still have hair over my head.

Unless you have a girly jaw, you don't need a beard.

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>>716381921
False. Genetics control the COVEREGE of your beard, that is, how much hair you can grow on your face (full beard, goatee, neckbeard, etc). Testosterone ONLY affects the rate of growth. It does not affect coverege whatsoever and will not improve your beard.

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>>716382597

>>716382355>>716382533
Dubs masterbrathers

Get over not having a beard. Most times beards harbor fecal matter and bacteria, even if these hobo looking mother fuckers wash regularly.
Just be confident.
>tldr sack up

>>716382754
Alright. Celebratory twins porn!

25 here and I've never had a single long hair on my face. FEAR ME FOR I HAVE NO NEED FOR RAZORS

>>716382811
Your entire body harbors bacteria you numpty, it's what makes us function.

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>>716382856

Lel I could grow a beard at 17.
Kys you Joe dirt motherfuckers with yo patchy ass "beards"

>>716381976
THIS

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>>716382856

>>716382811
Dude. What is shampoo? And fecal matter? What kind of hobbies do you have that is putting shit in contact with your cace? I mean, I guess I could see picking up a little when I go down on someone, but that's pretty rare because "it tickles" or "It's scratchy". Actually, looking back on it, I don't have to fuck around with foreplay anywhere near as often as I had to when I was clean shaven. It's a little neck kissing, a little digit wiggling, and I'm in.

guy without a bear here

basically i can say for 100% certain that its a worldwide fact

if you dont have a beard no one will ever love you, people will constantly laugh at you behind your back, and no one will ever take you seriously

theres basically no way to even pretend to be successful or happy without a beard as nothing you ever do will ever mean even 1/infinity of something someone with a beard does

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>>716382458
Beards are GAY get over it.

>>716383031
Shit, I just lost it.

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Here is mine right now
Usually it's very long but I trimmed it down for christmas.
Had it for 6 years so far, haven't shaved since!

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>>716383123
>bear

>>716383123
Just steal a bear from the local zoo. I'll help you.

>>716381424
28
Ive gone a month and a half without shaving.
Still looked like a pubescent boy.
Shit's depressing.
I'm planning on asking my doctor to test my testosterone levels.

Girls dont have to fight this much, NEVER. Try this exercise, think of a girl you know, convert her into a man. Most of the times he will look average. Nothing special.

BUT as a girl, she can pretend she is another person, lying with her height, boobs, hair, extensions, everything.

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>>716382811
The worst argument ever. By that logic you might as well say shave your hair and eyebrows too because they can also have bacteria on.

>>716383123
>guy without a bear

there's a bear out there for everyone. hope you find yours

>>716381424
I have had a beard since I was 20, in 24 right now. Full beard actually and not patchy, get compliments on it from practically everyone.

I grew it before it was a fad. Like all fads, it will go away soon, and I plan to keep my beard for the rest of my life. I'm sick of normals with beards and top knots, it's ridiculous.

Either way, what's considered "hot" by most mainstream women's standards today, will probably not be tomorrow since they're shallow and dumb enough to be swayed by public opinion. You don't want them, get someone who likes your looks, but primarily for who you are. It's cliché, sure, but it holds true regardless of fads and trends.

>>716383341
>I'm planning on asking my doctor to test my testosterone levels.

Why? testosterone causes male pattern baldness in some men, other than that it has nothing to do with hair. If your genetics say you have facial hair, you have facial hair, all depends on where your descendants came from.

>>716383360
>because they can also have bacteria on.

Do, bacteria is inescapable, gets better, your hair, eyelashes, and earwax all harbor small mites

>>716383436
Like Native Americans are often hairless

>>716381424
Your not a man. that why.

>>716383430
OK, dad. Next, tell him about how hard work pays off.

>>716383341
Testosterone will not improve your coverage. Test only affects the rate in which the hair grows. Genetics is everything when it comes to what type of beard you can grow. There are plenty of bodybuilders who no doubt have a shit ton of testosterone in their systems, but who can't grow full beards.

I really cant get why all this beard trend in the western world. Have you ever think it has something in common with arabs? With their way of life?
"Hah, we couldnt implant the hijab into western women, but at least the beard look its already everywhere"

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>>716383526
brb shaving every hair off of my body to become a mannequin man

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>Can't grow a proper beard
>Have enough ass hair in quantity and length to form a beard

Kill me

33 yo here. No beard too

>>716383587
> Have you ever think it has something in common with arabs? With their way of life?

No, not really anon, beards and men predate Sapiens, let alone monotheistic gods.

>>716383706
Don't forget your butt hole and taint

>tan easily
>sunny environment
>grow beard
>look like a sand nigger
wat do?

>>716383721
Haha, I think ass hair is more of a constant than facial hair.

>>716381424
16 yr old fag here
one week of not shaving and I have a full-beard
life's redartet

>>716383731
Sad. When you get old you can never be a pro Santa

>>716383791
Keep it trimmed and sharp, look like an Arabian prince instead of a god worshipping pleb

>>716383341
a month and a half is nothing. It will take 6 months or so before you have anything that can be described as "full". That's actually why beard bros bond so easily in any setting. We know the dedication it takes to get past that shitty phase. Plus all of the extra crap you do to maintain a well groomed look. Fucking beard oils and balms, combing. Trimming, Shaving the "not beard" areas without fucking up your beard. The constant awareness of crumbs when you eat...

It's as much work or more as maintaining a decent hairstyle. Their are rewards though. You will never think as clearly as you do when stroking your own beard. It's just the perfect tactile distraction for the rest of your mind while you isolate and resolve a problem.

>>716382856

I think you may be a girl

>>716383436
Well, I think my T levels are low, anyway, since I have a hard time building muscle mass/losing weight, and I am depressed/low energy a lot.
If it happens to help with facial hair too, all the better.

Have a beard and have had pussy in part due to the bearded look. Bitches dig the clunge sponge.

>>716383721
Can't wait for the trend where guys start to grow and display their ass hair. I'm gonna get so many girls with my ass bush. I just hope the trend rolls around soon so that I can capitalise on it before I'm an old man.

>>716383859
Nice. Thanks

>>716383894
It doesn't man, I grow an epic moustache, goatee and neck hair but my cheeks are patchy, such is life, nothing will change that.

>>716381976
t. baby faced faggot

>>716383886
>Shaving the "not beard" areas without fucking up your beard

This, really really helps to have someone else do it.

>>716383894
It won't help with facial hair coverage. That is 100% genetics. Just know that before you make any decisions about taking testosterone or not. Don't go in hoping it will somehow give you a good beard.

>>716383583
Because the only thing that can get you women is a beard, right? Don't be such a faggot

I always end up shaving my moustache, and leaving the goatee area, it looks like something at least.

>>716381424
Why do you sad pouting faggots always end your posts with some generalized shit, if you're any kind of confident, no matter how you look at some point, someone will find you attractive.

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>>716384042
I use a contour guard. it helps.

>>716383815
>redartet
>16 year old

Please mods

my facial hair was extremely thin and wispy until 30 then it darkened out and got more robust. i'll never have the ridiculously stylized mountain man look but that's ok, it's just a regular beard now

my whole 20s i felt really bummed about it though

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would you go out with this facial hair?

>>716381424
Are you sure you're not projecting? Most girls I know dont like beards at all and are vocal about it. If you cant grow one, keep it shaved at stubble level. If you really want one you need Testosterone. Eat foods that stimulate T production. Lift weights. If all else fails, Rogain applied where you want hair to grow might work. Also lose weight, I had a neckbeard until I lost weight, its almost like the fat keeps the hair from coming through.

>>716384105
It's what is on the inside that counts. And we all will live happily ever after.

>>716384254
>If you really want one you need Testosterone
No

You are all gigantic faggots.

>>716384248
With work, that could be a decent chin strap. If he lets the mustache ends grow, he could do a decent Fu Manchu. You're always going to have a shitty patchy period when you start to grow out a beard. Unless you have the luxury of being able to dwell inside for 4-6 months at a shot, you will eventually have to go out looking patchy.

>>716383859
>wanting to look Arabian

>>716384361
....oh ok

>>716381424

I'm part Asian. I don't have much in the way of body, and my facial hair grows slowly. I have a full goatee with mustache and soul patch (three separate pieces because I shave it way), and it looks perfectly fine. The summer after I graduated from high school, I didn't work at all, and I just didn't shave until right before my college classes started. When I shaved, I left the facial hair that I have now, and I've kept it this way ever since.

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>>716381424
>mfw full beard and 3 gfs

Feelsgoodman

>>716384341
Are you truly this fucking retarded, underage, or just baiting? The point was, because I apparently need to spell it out for you, that the lack of a proper beard isn't the only thing that's keeping OP or any beardless faggot from getting a woman.

>>716381424
>I cant grow a beard. Im already 25 and there is not possible way
Don't sweat it - beards will be back out of fashion in 18 months tops

>>716383255
mike?

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>>716384254
So many people have been fed misinformation about testosterone. It's really astounding how many think that it develops your beard. Your beard is 100% genetics. It CAN improve over time (some people can't grow a good beard until they are in their 40s) but this is still completely genetic. Unfortunately some people attribute this to chemicals/stimulants/diet or whatever because it happened at the same time. If you want to believe the bullshit then go read some articles about how almonds will give you a big dick or something. You'll probably buy into that too.

35 and can't grow a beard. I regularly pull girls in their early twenties because of how baby faced I am. If you accept it and find a look that works with being clean shaven, it's not all bad.

>>716381424
be grateful you cant look as disgusting as all these other pathetic greasy worthless neckbeard losers running around with pubes hanging off their faces who actually think it makes them look cool

>>716381424
You will spend money on escorts or leave dating altogether it's a waste of time and money anyway.

>>716381424
25 aint shit. If you don't got a beard by 35 then I dont know what to do

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>>716384622
I really hope so
Even such faggots have beard

>>716384740
>I can't grow one either

Fix'd and desalinated.

>>716384482
He said that already happens, there is a difference between a rich atheist man of arab descent and a bearded muslim though, just have a look at arab history pre Islam.

>>716384531
It has 0 effect on beard pattern but if you have male pattern baldness in your genetics then excess testosterone will reveal it for you.

>>716384670
Im 32 and babyface too, it looks nice, but you really cant have a serious relationship with younger girls in their 20s. Im not in the mood of having to go back to going out to parties like in my twenties or trying to survive in the snapchat/twitter/social era.

>>716384895
He was citing looking like an Arabian prince though which implies Islamic Sultans you noong

>>716384670
Very true. There are ups and downs to beards. I can grow a decent one so I like to keep it but most young girls won't look at me twice because it makes me look older. If you have a baby face and can't grow a beard then just wait for your 30s and that will start paying off for you.

>>716384877
sorry faggot i can grow one just fine im just not some greasy filthy basement dwelling piece of garbage like you and all these other tools who think the 2010's are such a fascinating time to be alive

>>716385026
It's always a fascinating time to be alive, man. Sorry about your depression.

>>716385011
No I was citing looking like an Arabian prince, the Arabian phenotype has been around a fuck of a lot longer than Islam and there's nothing wrong with looking Arabian.

>be me
>old fag at 31
>can't grow hair on my cheeks at all. >Just 20 or 30 random ones
>full goatee looks super legit
>neck beard is strong but kept shaven
>full head of hair to my shoulders (I'm going to donate it so fuck off)
>all of my guy friends have beards but are starting to bald.

I'd rather have a full head of hair

>>716385173
the point i was trying to make is that this cancerous disgusting beard growing trend didn't start until the 2010's

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>>716381424

I miss the 80s and early 90s, when if you wanted to call someone you had to go to the street phone cabin

>>716383886

This guy knows what's up. You need to wait out the homeless schmuck phase if you want a decent beard. I've heard too many metro betas whinge about not being able to grow a beard despite trying for TWO WHOLE WEEKS. You will look untidy as it grows in, deal with it.

>>716382357
Also this. Please skip the man bun. You don't look like a warrior, you look like a tool. Figure out your own style.

>>716385315
You're an idiot. Like most fashion trends it's cyclical. Go back to the 50's and beards were wildly popular.

>>716385513
it's actually only one of many reasons of why the 2010's are such a cancerous time to be alive but for the love of fuck i hope you're right about this cyclical bullshit

the fact you're asking kinda answerrs the question
>>716383341

>>716385657
The only reason to give a shit is jealousy my man, if you think it's retarded surely it's an advantage if guys have them.

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>>716381424


Or fag yourself up, it's what i did.
I am getting waaaay more attention from girls then ever before.
Also makes you look younger, i am 35.

>I can grow a majestic beard though if i want

>>716381424
The ability to grow a beard is directly related to male pattern baldness.

Enjoy your full head of hair at 70.

>>716385827
wtf are you talking about? i can grow a fucking beard if i want to im just not some disgusting greasy smelly neckbeard who enjoys having pubes hanging off my fucking face

>>716385827
nvm misread your comment. How exactly is it an 'advantage' if other guys have them?

>>716385976
weird scenario here. I'm 40. I was a "Whoops" baby when my mother was 43. My brother is 23 years older than me. He's been a biker for as long as I remember, He has a massive beard, and hair down to his shoulder blades. We're Germanic, so we have high foreheads, but no balding at all. Purely anecdotal, but I don't see any actual correlation between the ability to grow a beard, and male pattern baldness.

Yes, I'm a 40 year old on 4chan. Been here since I was a 27 year old 3rd shift employee at Kinko's. Why can't I quit you?

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Excuse my just woke up morning beard

>18
>pretty ok growth and density on my chin
>a bit less good for sideburns
>everything else just doesn't happen.
>worthless patches around my cheeks
>ugly trash stache
>I shave it all except for my chin
>dense body hair up to navel
>scant chest/arm hair
Is there hope for me, goyim? At what age did the beardbros in here discover they could go full beard?

>>716386532
Nice. Mine's almost exactly the same, but about 2 inches shorter. Same colors even. Well, with a few white hairs sprinkled in. I'm getting old.

>>716381424
I'd be more concerned about just not being a fat fuck but that's just me.

>>716381424
What do if I'm going to be 29, can only grow a goatee (but still have to shave everyday), and I have no chest hair?

>>716386654
I discovered it when I stopped working with the public. When I was 27 I finally got around to going back to school. Mostly online. I stopped shaving at all, because between working 3rds at a copy shop, and schoolwork (And a little too much WoW to be honest) I wasn't going out at all. I had also just bought my first house with my wife, so I wasn't trying to pull tail.

I just forgot about it, and 4 months later I had a pretty decent growth going. The wife said she liked the look, and I've grown and refined it eer since.

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>>716383123

>>716386963
There's enough time in the day to eat right, work out, and still spend 10 minutes grooming your face. It's cool man. You can do both.

>>716386517
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/seriouslyscience/2014/11/20/going-bald-according-scientists-can-blame-beard/

>>716387079
>kys

i dunno tho. get some beard-care lotions, maybe those help. my gf made a beardkit for me last christmas, but only to make mine softer, sknce it grows uncontrollably

>>716387276

I have a smooth ass at least :/

>>716387172
Interesting. Maybe our high foreheads save us. He's worked laying asphalt in Florida most of his life, so I know he's sweated plenty. And when I say he's got a beard, I mean, a glorious, wizardly beard. It's just massive. Maybe we just have really good genetics. Either way, I'm not worried about balding. And if I do go bald, it's not a big deal. I've spent a good deal of my life with a shaven dome.

>>716387588
Had a hair helmet until I was 40
Had mustache since Sophomore year in HS
Started balding up top so bad I looked like a monk
Just shaved the entire thing
Thank god I didn't have a funny shaped head
Been keeping it clean ever since

It's just hair, fuck it. If your entire self image is based on your curly locks, you have other issues.

>>716388071
Yeah. That's my attitude. If I start to go bald, shave it off. I'm not throwing away a bunch of money on rogaine or implants. That's valuable beer money.

>>716386215
If you think they're shit, surely more guys having them is an advantage to you.

>>716388750
God endowed man with only so much hormone(s). Why waste any growing hair.

>>716385008
True, but I don't have relationships with the girls in their twenties. Serious relationships are always around my age, but when I'm not in a serious relationship because most of the women my age are baby crazy and I don't want kids...