what fetishes does your gf have?

>>716372055
She likes to touch my penis constantly. She'll rub it for hours on end while I look at other women and then I'll climax. We haven't found her fetish yet because she never does, she's happy to give me a good time though.

>>716372055
she likes to pretent im anyone but me

>>716372055
She likes to reenact her molestation and watch Captain Picard while doing it.

>>716372055
Not existing

DARK HUMOR
Dark humor meme
https://telegram.me/darkhumormems

She's freaky. Scat, piss, fisting, spanking, bondage, leather/rubber... The list goes on. I don't do everything with her but we've had some fucked up sex.

>>716372055
>gf

acting like a little girl

>>716372055
looks like a wild fuckin party

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>>716372655
Were you the married guy whoes wife just announced she wanted to be "little" with crayons and shit?

>>716372775
nope xD would fap to that story tho

>>716372055
She likes being tied up an slapped all over her body. I really like hitting her in the face...

Ageplay too

>>716372917
;3

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>>716372891
No man, this story was horrible.
Imagine you're married for like 5 years, you got 3 children and your wife suddenly decides to pretend to be a child aswell. With diaper, pacifier, crayons, just fucking everything. The poor fellow didn't even know about this, she just announced it one day and let him live with the consequences.
From some fetish perspective this might be hot for a moment, but this guy is SO fucking fucked up forever beyond repair. He asked what he should do about it like a month ago.

>>716373549
lel, that's fucked up if this fetish leaves bedroom

She likes it when I fuck her little sister on the ass then cum in her face. She isn't consciously aware of it yet, any day though she will admit she loves it.

>>716372055
Missonary position for the sole purpose of reproduction

She's into knives and other sharp objects

>>716374088
like cutting and shit?
abused at a young age?

>>716374088
II had one of them ,use to slice here with razors doggie style rubbing me face in the blood,, she loved pain

>>716372055
heavy dick sucking and being dominated... is a keeper im telling you.
unfortunately, she has periods of where its impossible to have sex with her for 2 months.
After that shes massive horny for 1 month and almost sucks me off anywhere anytime or likes to have me inside her ass or smth. Its ridicioulus ...
you have any idea how fucking hard it is to switch from 1 month Sex every day to 2 month complete NOTHING?

>>716374132
She loved yto be chocked , which is pretty normal but till she passd out once, I paniced syarted givin her cpr and shit she came out of it ONE DEEP BREATH

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>>716374261
probably easier than to switch from not ever getting some to not ever getting some

some one else fetish

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Mine loves to suit up and fuck my ass until I blow my load all over the sheets

>>716374318
>>716374132
this fucking faggot replied lol
but no she wasnt abused or anything, just kinky and sadist as fuck

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>>716374393

>>716374475
I don't think stuff like that just appears out of nowhere, but i'm no psychologist or even close to know about this.
Just keep an eye on it how it evolves - it may just be a domination thing.

>>716374261
We are dating the same girl...

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>>716372055
My gf is into incest and beastiality roleplay (basically ERP), we usually play BESM or Pathfinder and make up scenarios that ain't Mainly erotic but often have a lot of twisted sex in them.

Often after a session with her am blueballing so hard she have to give me a blowjob and wait a while before intercourse.

A typical game session is about 6 hours with her.

Am 35 and she is 21 this spring. We meet on IRC.

She likes it when I call her my little princess and likes to call me daddy. She likes to have her hair pulled and my body over hers while I fuck her just right. I think we'll take it a bit further with some teacher/more explicit DDLG role play but it's pretty tame now.

Our sex life was so tame it has caused dick troubles for me. One time not getting it up shattered he self-esteem and she thought it was the end of the world. Now we fuck way less often because I don't ever feel like it. Feels pretty shit.

Should I get counseling or some shit? When we fuck like once every 2-3 weeks it's great and she always cums twice but it only feels good after I get into it. The problem is I'm never into it now.

I know you were after some kinky shit but I had to get that off my chest.

>>716373924
What a slut.

>>716375138
No get some goddam cialis and never have to even worry about this being a problem.

Or figure out more about how deep her little girl kink goes and push it to the limits.

>>716375138
Unfortunately anon it sounds like you're afflicted with what's known as a long-term relationship. Its a leading cause of loss of sexual attraction. My advice is to break up now, because newsflash, if its already reached the point youre explaining then its not gonna get any better.

>>716372055
Beastiality

>>716374804
>ERP
>BESM
>Pathfinder

I don't know what this shit is. But what incest roles and ages does she like to play?

>>716375450
Out of curiosity what does your bitch look like? I always assume bitches who are into beast are probably fucking disgusting, right?

>>716375399
Dubs speak the truth, we've all been there

U really got to put a lot of effort into ur sex life in order to get it back via forcing fetishes and shit

>>716372655
Mine acts like a little bitch. So often that it must be her fetish

>>716375374
I got some viagra. She said she didn't want to 'fuck a fake boner'. I could take it in secret but it's like fucking $40 a pill so not really a long term solution for someone that wants to fuck daily or at least every 2 days. My problem is psychological. Pretty good call with the daddy kink. I think it's also about getting her to do more to seduce. Every time she wants to fuck she literally just asks me to fuck her.

>>716375477
It's papper and pen RPG.
Ya know.
Like Dungeons and dragons but porn.

She like the age 11-15 the most.
Youngest she played was 7 but she got a bit disturbed by having sex with a bear in that session.
Old than 17 is not Intressting to her.

Think this is her way of coping with the abuse her dad did to her when she was younger.

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>>716375526
Sure

>>716375399
>>716375592

But the rest of the relationship is seriously great. I wouldn't change a thing, other than I wish I could make myself get boners on demand. She's perfect for me, and if we break up I'll just be fapping like I do now so I'm losing a companion with no change in sex life.

Also, how would that solve performance anxiety? Why would I be less anxious about being able to get it up when I'm with some stranger I don't trust. I think >>716375592
is onto it with putting in effort and working on it. I'm just not sure of the best way to go about it.

>>716372055
Maids
Necrophilia
Chubby people
Tentacles
...

>>716375592
What do you mean by forcing fetishes?

>>716375690
You can take the shit like 6 hours in advance and she won't even know. And its not $40/pill. You get them from the doctor and cialis 2.5mg is $100 for 10 at Costco. All you need is a little boost to ease the anxiety of not getting hard. Of course its psychological, that's why they make the shit.

Just keep dropping the age younger and younger for her. How old does she like to play now?

>>716375969
Samefag here
And incest as well, she's also bi sexual and finds gay people cute. She also writes a lot of fanficton

>>716375450
How many niggers has she fucked thus far?

>>716375783

Does she directly incorporate what her dad did to her when she was younger into sex? What has she said about it?

Piss, bondage, ageplay, shit like that.
We've had some freaky sex over the years.

>>716372055
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>716376086
I don't live in USA so no costco. It's not covered by our public healthcare because it's not a necessity.

>All you need is a little boost to ease the anxiety of not getting hard

Yeah true I have heard this before so maybe I should just take it in secret. Will taking half a viagra help? Because these were definitely $40 a pill.

>Just keep dropping the age younger and younger for her. How old does she like to play now?

No specific age. It would just be shit like 'oooh daddy likes that', and oh bad girl you made daddy horny so now he has to spank you.'

She did once do this voice that was literally like a baby and said 'ooh yeah daddy i like it when you fuck me like that' so maybe I should just get her to do more like that.

Cum fetish

>>716376464
>Will taking half a viagra help?

Yes, even a quarter will.

Mention or reference specific ages, maybe start with teens, its just more of a taboo mindfuck that will be hotter for you.

Doing it where it's possible we CA get caught. I'd say the two best places were a pirate ship at a renaissance fair and inside a bastion at the Cahokia mounds in IL.

>>716376819
Cheers for the tips. The thing I'm worried about is that she'll think I'm legit pedo. I'll start with 16 because that's when we first fucked. nah actually 15 because that's illegal.

Another issue: That's not natural you would never say 'I'm going to cum in your sweet little 15 year-old pussy.'

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>>716372055
>having girlfriend
>with fetishes
>asking in 4chum

Your question has gone to far, OP.

>>716377015
4chan is full of us normies now. it's just somewhere you say what you think without having to care about upvotes.

Mine likes to suck me off. Since she called my cock funny name she is doing it everyday. Focking love her

>>716376969
Sex talk from the third party listeners' viewpoint is cringeworthy but that doesn't matter. Its like dancing, you do it and just don't give a fuck.

But yes, saying that will probably send you both over the edge. And who knows, if she has a daddy fantasy, she may have a pedo one as well. If so, good for you.

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>>716372055
My wife is sexually dead. She's a fine woman and caring mother.
That's all.

>>716377192
Good points all round, mate. Thanks a lot. Time to stop giving a shit and jump straight into it.

>>716377214
Drug her? I mean she's basically already consented.

My wife wants me to eat my own creampie out of her afterwards. I've been agreeable while we're fucking, but completely lose interest after I cum.

I suppose it's a better fantasy than eating someone else's load out of her, but still not into it.

>>716374614
i like to be the dominant side in bed but i would never actually physically properly hurt my sub (i.e. knives, razors, whips etc), however i myself am dreaming of being whipped to the point of needing stitches. i was never abused, i grew up in a loving supportive family, nothing traumatic ever happened to me.
you never know.

>>716372055
My wife loves to tung my asshole but doesn't like it when i lick her butthole says it makes her uncomfortable but she wants me to pound her asshole tho still.

Anal
Facials

>>716372055
All my wife ever does is talk about wanting to be gangbanged. Is that bad?

>>716377406
That would be fine. I'd do it to keep her happy. Then use it to get her to eat your cum out of someone else's pussy. "I DID IT FOR YOU!"

>>716377916
If it's literally all she does it's bad. Otherwise it's fine and common even.

>>716377872
been trying sorta to get my gf to let me fuck her arse for a while now. She's too much of a pussy.

>>716377916
Bring your friends over. Then next time tell her to bring her friends for you. Everyone wins.

My wife likes many things. Oral, anal is ok, fj, dt ect. The only one thing she refuses is facial. Any advice?

>>716377916
Rape is number 1 women fantasy, so no... Pretty normal.

>>716378128
Low Kek

>>716378147
Shoot a load from distance towards face town.

>>716378230
She doin matrix dogde on me everytime

My gf thing is licking my asshole while wanking me off, then cum all over her face...
Makes me cum liters!

>>716378137
totally fair. I still wouldn't do it. I would hate to see my gf fucked by anyone else.

>>716378147
ask her if it's a matter of hygene or is she afraid she might get cum in her eyes or nose ? maybe if you guys figure it out together you can reach some sort of agreement, like have sex right before shower or something.

>>716375526
I know a girl who's into it and she is hot as hell. Never fucked her, but I've heard she's wild.

>>716378357
Fuck my gf only did that a few times. Guess she didn't like it. She'll always play with my arsehole in a bj though and I fucking love it.

>>716378087
She doesn't do it all the time but alot. I will be fuckin her and stick some fingers in between tits likevavdick and move back and forth and fingers in her mouth and she just goes crazy. I wish i could see what she is thinking at that time cause she will come twice within 5 minutes then it slows a bit after that.

>>716378137
Couldn't do it with friends. Maybe strangers from a different town possibly

>>716378480
Yeah all good. Good on you. Should get some suction dildos to put on a wall, then you can fuck her mouth into the dildo during doggy. I bet she'll love it.

>>716374261
She has endometriosis.

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>>716376137
Does she have a deviantart account?

We're swingers and it started as my wife's fantasy. We've done couples and also played on our own. She loves some bondage and is into DP.

She's always had a fantasy of getting paid for her pussy.

>>716378414
She said once that it is kind a thing people do in movies ( ans I don't mean cartoons). I'm still happy with what I have anyways. Some day she will say hey anon could u cum on my face? Waiting for it

>>716378573
Already have some. She will be banging this huge dildo as i jerk and cum on her face or pussy,damn i am getting hard thinkin about it and she loves her picture taken.

Teasing other men
...especially older guys
.......including my dad

>>716378321
be faster, better, stronger, train your aim, anticipate her movements

>>716378418
Nothing is better than her tongue down my ass...
Ask her for more next time... xmas treat ;-)

>>716378804
How old is she? Think she would do something with them?

>>716378877
Checked and also thx for advice. Will need some good trainning lol

>>716379310
She's 23
Probably would, we've talked about the idea but never done it

>>716379974
How much older are you, and does she have a history of dating much older guys?

shes into fucking strangers and has fucked a few dogs

>>716376383
This joke is tired now, Faggot. Stop using it and come up with something fresh and new you fucking repeating robot.

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>>716378877
>>716378877


>anticipate her movements

did kek...thx anon!

dp's and cuck. she likes to fuck guys and take pics then send them to me.

Degradation, BDSM, calling me daddy/master/sir, being choked spanked slapped etc, anal, taking cum in her ass, being used by guys

>>716380561
What makes you think that im joking?

>>716372055
Rough sex. She loves it when we fight for control. It's exhausting but it feels so good. When we're done I have claw marks all over my back and bites on my lip and her neck/ass are purple from bites.


She also likes sex in the woods a lot. Something about it being primal and fucking whenever we want. We used to go out camp every year and just fuck like rabbits all over our site. There were days where we would go at it 5-6 times. It was always so spontaneous too.


Can't say I'm not satisfied

>>716372055
bestiality, dogs and horses

>>716381654
side note if you have skype I will show you some pics, drop your SN here.

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>>716372055
don't have a gf, but I bang my neighbor who's married, she likes to swallow my cum and likes to announce that she's going to go make out with her husband when she gets home... it's sort of a turn off to me but I'm not very picky i'm just happy to get anything where I can

>>716372055
She doesn't really like anything besides missionary. No blowjobs, no hand jobs, no anal. Its kinda beat tbh

>>716373549
I want to read that story so badly :( It sounds real fucked up anon

You know if anyone would be able to post it? <3

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BDSM. Spanking, slapping, choking, restraining, being spat on, just general abuse. Luckily doing that stuff is mine.

My gf likes it whne I choke her, and hair pulling a little spanking stuff like that, general rough play.

Remember to allways play safe and have a safeword!

Nothing I've found in 7 years time. Only really gets off sucking my fingers while getting fucked.

your sick

that first girl looks funny

>>716376137
I know it's hard to find a gf (especially that kinda fuckable), but some thing sounds oddly fucked up about her, get out of it before she can cannibalise u.

>>716378877
Remember, there is no spoon

>>716378357
I almost read it as
>cum litters
That was wtf moment right there...

>>716375477
>pathfinder
>what is this shit
What a normie, I bet you are not even a wizard. You sound as if Chad Thundercock visited /tg/

>>716372140

This post cured my cancer, top kek friend

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>>716372140

My girlfriends fetish is being nonexistent

>>716392149
My gf is pretty vanilla. Used to fuck a coworker who was into all the same stuff, anal, facials, public BJ's, creampies on lunch break. Ultimately had to make the hard choice and go with the girl with the better future and prospects. Still not sure how to feel about it.

>>716392378
My girlfriend doesn't exist. That's the joke.

>>716392550
Didn't mean to reply. Sorry for your nonexistent loss

>>716375783
You are going to confuse the normie he might think Pathfinder is erotic/ dickfinder by brazzers.

>>716372055
Rough sex, even if vanilla missionary she wants an element of pain. Likes tit slapping, hard nipple biting/pulling. Swore she'd never try anal, til she tried it, now loves it.

>>716390986
I remember that guy, he plays old games for a day straight trying to complete them.
What is the youtube channel called again?
(this is my first ever post) <3

rape

>>716395722
Basically this in 90% of women.

>>716372055
sits on my face

>>716372299
How old is she? How'd you guys meet etc? I always seem to find vanilla chicks and want a freaky girl.

She likes it when i choke her and call her a slut... no joke