s/fur
>>716362542
>>716362952
13/10 would marry
>>716362952
>>716363018
By the state state of the underworld, I pronounce you, man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
>>716363142
Tastes like death.
>>716363548
Don't post that weeaboo shit unless you want to see me naked because it's only fair that way.
>>716363632
i dont see me posting pics of me naked
>>716364044
It's not Tuesday.
Yet...
>>716364044
Correct, but animu isn't furry just how I'm not furry.
>>716363548
I wish I had wolverines healing factor so I could have the stamina and produce the semen to do that
Anyone have anything like this?
>>716364266
More like this
>>716364143
I don't have my FBO at home.
>>716364463
Close to what I like
>>716364601
>>716364693
I want a god damn martini glass.
Why the fuck does every place that has glassware have wine glasses and tall glasses but not a fucking martini glass
>>716364552
The fuck is FBO?
>>716365039
Usually because it's a specialty glassware, not your everyday run-of-the-mill keep-in-the-cupboard glassware. You're likely best off ordering online.
>>716365086
Full Battle Order.
what are the subtle things you do in real life to piss people off? ive been telling minorities merry christmas all month. never gets old
>>716365113
How are martini glasses specialty but wine glasses not?
>>716365201
Because there are enough wine people and beer people to constitute wine and pint glasses being common, but not nearly enough martini or scotch/brandy snifters to constitute a spot in the general glassware market.
>>716365039
>>716365201
Face it, you're not a martini man.
You won't like George Clooney either way.
>>716365158
>>716365272
Except most people here drink vodka and cognac.
I mean, when they're not on wine or beer.
Champpagne glasses are also everywhere
what kind of alcohol do you guys prefer? beer is pretty bae imo at least one good thing about living in germany
>>716365471
Ikea doesn't have any?
>>716365516
I have to stick with beer because I'm an alcoholic and my body gets fucked up on hard alcohol.
>>716365516
I don't drink alcoholic drinks...yet.
>>716365471
Champagne is wine. Duh.
>>716365595
damn feelsbadman >>716365610
how come ?
>>716365595
Hmm.
I should hit up Ikea.
But the nearest one is still on the other side of the god damn island.
That's like a whole 24km route march.
>>716365516
Peach tea.
>>716365632
Champagne is just ginger ale who knows somebody.
>>716365516
>>716365610
Same. Only 19.
>>716365747
You should try Ikea.
And I had to make sure your island even had one before recommending it in the first place.
>>716365716
Am 19 1/2. Live in murica.
It wouldnt surprise me if dash was islamic
>>716365747
well peach tea is delicious too gotta give you that
>>716365770
>>716365796
damn those mixed up laws on alcohol here you can drink beer and wine when you turn 16 but you are only allowed to drive from your 18th birthday feelswierdman
>>716365632
God bless Russia
What the hell
Ikea doesn't even have martini glasses
And they have like 20 different fucking wine glasses
how many fucking wine glasses do you need
>>716365865
NICE FEET
>>716365828
I thought I burned your retarded ass a thread ago, you fuckin zombie buck toothed fuck.
http://www.ikea.com/sg/en/catalog/products/60259770/
Oh look.
A martini glass.
>>716365947
>>716366059
That wasnt me boner boy
>>716366182
>>716366196
Yet you make it easy for me to know it's you, you hermatarded shitnugget.
>>716365865
You're everywhere!
>>716366377
I dont even know what your talking about bilbo. You think everyone without a namefag is me
ddfffuck
>>716366666 noooo
>>716365716
More
>>716366615
>posts gay herms
>plays victim card
>uses proper grammar and punctuation to avoid heat
Get the fuck outta here, you don't fool anyone.
>>716366743
>>716366819
Its not always me dash. I see you saying you can always detect who i am but you repetedly call random people "FFFFFFFUIIJKING HERRRM FAGGGG" while im just lurking in the thread. Ive told you this many times but you never believe me because your autistic.
>uses proper grammar and punctuation
No wonder you couldnt finish high school. Your fucking retarded.
>>716363142
I could actually do that.
I am an ordained minister.
>>716367478
That's pretty kickass.
>>716367563
I'm full of surprises.
>>716367478
Whom himself has been a divorcee thrice over.
>>716367563
Speaking of ass, how did that proactiv work on yours?
>>716367478
Old army uniform looks better tho
>>716367627
Naw, just twice.
I'm not sure I'd do it a 3rd time.
But, anythings possible.
>>716367704
That's pretty good actually.
I like the colouring.
The new pattern would be better if it kept that colouring.
>>716367590
I can see.
>>716367681
Oh it's working better than your sex life.
>>716367873
So yuo did have pimples there after all.
>>716367850
Outside of the camo pattern, the new uniform vastly superior in terms of functionality, comfort and ease of maintenance.
The brochure claims the new camo works better, but imo it looks worse from an aesthetic perspective. Maybe it's just because I've gotten too used to seeing the old camo scheme growing up.
What causes people to end up like dash?
>>716368020
I like digital. I just think the colours are a bit wrong from an ascetic perspective.
But, I'm sure they were chosen for their functionality.
>>716368187
What causes people to end up like Snailkin?
>>716368243
>>716368187
homosexuality
it's a disease
for some reason doctors and police have been getting less effective at treating it since the 40s
>>716367931
Yes, I do.
Guess what, Fucknut McBeavycockmunch, I'm not even Dash.
Damn it.
I'm going to miss the new German Doge.
>>716368243
There arent many people like me. If people understood how to make people like me, they would put it in a pill and give it to pregnant women.
>>716368321
So your irrelevant to s/fur
>>716368619
One Snailkin is too many.
>>716368619
And by pill, you mean cyanide.
What's a Snailkin?
What's a Dash?
I'm new to these type of threads and you furs speak of these names with dread, why?
>>716370717
Dash is OK.
Snailkin is a fag who thinks he's a Snailkin.
Imma post this again. posted it the other night
>>716371005
k it didnt upload. but i gotta wait for the timer on duplicate posting to go away
k i capped the image limit
>>716370717
Snailkin or Hermtard, as I refer it as, is a autistic twat who posts hermaphrodite fur in these threads legitimately believes that they qualify as straight.
Dash, however, is a pretty chill dude. Likes to crossdress and show of his pics once in a while.
>>716370860
>>716371230
Honestly, I don't see the difference between the two.
One likes Girls with Penises and the Other wants to Be a Girl, it's practically the same thing to me.
Is this the furry drama, I've been reading about? I thought it was only a rumor.
>>716371530
>wants to Be a Girl
nope
>>716371530
There's no furry drama, at least not anymore. Besides, Hermtard is worse due to its autistic nature of acting like he's always right regardless the amount of logic anyone uses against it.
Dash does, he won't argue with if he gets it. He doesn't try to derail the thread when he posts his crossdressing stuff.
>>716371838
And I make sure everyone is okay with it first.
Also, I should be sleeping.
>>716371945
Then do so, you'll need it.
>>716362542
Don't let me stop you.
>>716362640
This character looks familiar, I swear I have seen it somewhere...
Source?
>>716373314
Probably Kill Bill