Waifu claiming thread
Previous: >>716337112
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum. Or don't, really nobody cares.
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content. Unless you want to, in which case post lewds.
>Most important: Have fun!
Claiming that psychopath Alice2.
>>716361824
That sounds nice.
>>716361914
Tomoko my love. How are you today?
notmarth is best girl
https://youtu.be/8dYp8OPt3Z8
Hello.
still here
and
>>716362114
today has been a pretty bad day but its better now that youre here
>tfw too intelligent to post waifu
>>716361936
your waifu is a bit to shy but very cute
shantae claimed
Hey guys I'm back.
>>716362223
>not intelligent enough to get quads
>>716362091
Have a merry Christmas.
>>716362628
Last thread I was one off quints
Now quads.
>>716362091
Makoto.
>>716362213
Why's that?
>>716362490
Thanks.
>>716362664
You too, Anon.
>>716362733
Hi Hanako.
>>716362617
welcome back
>>716362733
well wisdom teeth are coming in i think so thats bad and then it looks like ill have to go do something i really dont want to do
I forgot how much I love Endone.
>>716363005
I needed that.
Thank you.
>>716363017
Nice waifu.
>>716363272
she is nice. I know nothing about yours but pink hair is always cute
>>716363387
eh she's not really my waifu...
It would be weird claiming myself.
>>716363005
How was your day?
>>716363017
Ah, i feel your pain, i've got an impacted one that i need to get out. Do you wanna talk about it?
>>716363511
ah ok so you just want to chat or something?
>>716363523
i dont have the money to go get it checked its making me anxious a bit. No its best to not talk about it here
I got my Christmas present :o
>>716362223
>too intelligent
What does this mean?
>>716363677
Well I was looking for an anon to claim me...
>>716363685
you're my christmas present
>>716363834
claim you?
>>716363677
Yeah wisdom teeth are expensive little bastards to deal with. Alright, i understand.
>>716363898
It's kinda complicated and it sounds crazy if I explain it.
>>716363166
No problem, Anon.
>>716363523
Ehhh, I got hit real hard by a letter from the insurance company. The guy that backed into the side panel, his insurance is saying he's not liable. Which is complete bullshit.
>>716363851
Now I am curious of who you are O:
>>716363677
>>716364004
>tfw wisdom teeth never needed to be removed
>>716364074
me too o:
>>716364004
I really hope that nothing needs to be done. thank you hanako
>>716364049
well it sounds interesting and Ill try my best to understand
>>716364108
I hope im the same but knowing my luck ill have to get all 4 pulled or something
>>716364178
You wouldn't happen to be... ya know. O:
>>716364065
Have a good night, stay safe, and remember to eat well.
>>716364207
Here we go then:
I'm a cute anime girl in a guy's body.
I don't consider myself to be 3D either.
>>716364249
you know it o:
I just spent 4 hours jerking off to sandnigger porn. What is wrong with me? I have a fever for brown beaver
>inb4 edgelord neckbeard etc
>>716364314
You sure? O:
Did you forget?
>>716364303
ok so i think its best to split these into 2 topics kind of thing. So the cute anime girl thing but in a guy is like a trans thing? What do you mean by not 3D
>>716364459
>spent too long in a drawthread
>>716364065
Oh man that sucks. So that means it's completely on you?
>>716364207
That would be nice. Of course~.
>>716364272
To you as well!
And funny enough, I'm eating a steak right now!
>>716364733
No, it means they won't pay for the repairs. I'm gunna fight it though, and may have to take them to court for it.
>>716364584
A little like trans. But I'm not really transgender. If this makes any sense I have Dimension Dysphoria. I consider myself Takagi trapped in a 3D male's body...
I know I sound like a troll but I'm serious.
>>716364733
not as nice as you and your understanding
>>716364861
well what made you think that?
>>716364856
You always seem to be.
>>716364978
I don't know.
I just have the feeling that I was meant to be an anime character.
>>716365271
but why Takagi?
nagisa chan claimed
>>716364856
How much damage is there? Good, i wish you luck.
>>716364978
Oh come now, you're just flattering me.
>>716365483
will it get me somewhere?
Very nice people in here not even saying hi to chen
>>716365228
Not as much recently, but...
>>716365483
Whole quarter panel is smashed in, and door is dented a bit. It still drives fine, but... I just want some compensation dammit!
>>716365585
I don't believe that at all.
Next you'll tell me you only drink bubble tea, and drive a hummer.
>>716365581
Chen, pls.
>>716365576
It just might~.
>>716365585
Oh wow. Haha i'm sure you'll get it sorted out.
>>716365866
well what kind of place? I might just keep it up all night. Might even slip in a few meaningful ones too
I am not "nice people" but hi all and Chen.
>>716365778
>Tea
>Pigfat Hummer
Pls no.
>>716365866
I know, I'm just kinda over trying to get life to go smoothly for a while though. It's never gunna happen.
>>716366025
If you keep it up, i just might let you "slip" into me~.
>>716366528
well from what youve said before I think you would be disappointed if i didnt
>>716366520
Precisely.
That kind of attitude gets you nowhere. Don't act dumb. If you want things to improve, plan and act accordingly.
>>716366520
Such is the struggle of life.
>>716366706
But of course, so you wouldn't disappoint me now would you?
I miss the old thread. Or the old anons.
Nowdays the thread is full of people who take this thread and their reputation too seriously. Cancer
>>716367009
well when you make such an offer who would turn it down? Maybe to tease you a bit
>>716366978
I am doing just that! But even planning gets tiring after so long.
I think I need a vacation.
>>716367009
2 real m8
>Crazy black lady comes to door
>Tells me I need to keep it down
>After I make it clear that I'm not
>She starts screaming about Trump
>Saying she thought he was from Canada
>Saying she should go there and find out
>She then leaves
What the fuck is wrong with these people...
>>716366770
That picture is cute.
Here is one of the best I have.
>>716367224
Sipping eggnog by the sea, or a grand adventure on the great open road?
>>716367148
I don't mind a little teasing.
>>716367224
Haha what the hell.
>>716367437
Great open road, most likely. Plus, at near 10 gallons of eggnog over the last 2 months, I think I'm finally eggnogged out. After this last half gallon, I'm done.
>>716367660
I dunno man, downtown nights are fucking strange. And the thing was, they weren't even homeless! They had a fucking iphone and everything!
>>716367660
Hanako that picture killed me. I also dont think I could spank you with enough force for you to feel anything.
Well, like one philosopher once said, known as Chen, this place is boring and filled with phonies who can't be happy with their own life
>>716367248
That cat face on Miku's feet is literally me if I was there.
Too bad the artist of your pic doesn't seem to have a lot of art.
>>716368038
Like yourself?
>>716367950
You'll be back. You'll go clean for a short while, but not even a fortnight would pass before you're staring down a glass, convincing yourself that it's "just one sip."
>>716368178
That is sad.
Saved.
Here is another picture that I love so much.
>>716367950
> I think I'm finally eggnogged out. After this last half gallon, I'm done.
Until you buy the next gallon tomorrow.
So wait, it wasn't even a neighbor or something? Just some random lady? Fucking hell man, people these days.
>>716368024
My glorious MS Paint skills. Well, you'll never know until you try~.
>>716368493
dont worry they made me almost spill my drink. oh no id treat you very gentle
Details are in. Im having 3 teeth pulled, maybe 5 total, either some time tonight or tomorrow. In hospital for 2 more nights then Im out. Not as bad as I thought, but its still 3 teeth minimum pulled, and 2/3 looking just as bad. They will probably have me on opiates for the pain too.
Stop lurking!
(You)
>>716368947
>>716368631
Haha i'm glad it got a laugh. As i expected, you always treat me so good.
>>716368944
Brush your fucking teeth, niqqa
>>716369117
ill try to make you something special for christmas no promises though. well yeah how bad can you be when youre always this sweet?
>>716369133
I do, twice daily. Other meds killed my molars.
>>716369319
Oh, I see.
>>716368290
I'm not some drug addict!
>Probably right though...
>>716368493
Shush!
Some random lady that though
>>716369270
Oh my, that's very nice of you. Well you're just as sweet.
>>716369737
well i dont know what ill try to do but hopefully i think of something good. no not sweet im nice, you are sweet.
>>716369703
Can I ask a favor?
>>716369737
>>716369827
Haruhi is waiting for Kurome to post.
>>716369965
And Chen for Vigil's.
>>716369853
What's up?
>>716370095
I'll refrain for the time being, actually. Something came up.
>>716370191
What came up?
>>716368392
I already post my best pics too much and try to avoid it but I guess I have the excuse to post one of those here.
>>716370191
Hmmm, if you're sure. I'm not going anywhere for the next 3-ish hours. So if you change your mind...
>>716369703
I'm really lacking on the eggnog, i've barely drank any yet. I might go buy some tomorrow.
>>716369827
I'm sure it'll be fine. Whatever you say, i stiil think you are sweet~.
>>716370469
Same. I have a few faves but I usually use the derp/bad pictures just because I think they are cute.
>>716370365
Personal matter.
>>716370483
Doviđenja.
>>716370597
I wouldn't call that one bad by no means. Altho is that the source pic or just a crop?
>>716370920
Crop and flip. Here is original.
And this picture is fucking cute. God damn I love derps.
>>716370516
see youre way too nice to me i love it
>>716370638
What personal matter?
>>716371316
I'm sorry but i'm unable to tone it down, so you'll just have to deal with it~.
so where are your tanks at /b/ ?
>>716371701
well dont worry you what happens when people are really nice to each other
>>716371866
its my baby worked a long time to get it. this is probably before i put the new turret and gun on it too
>>716371866
Best GuPie.
>>716372063
That i do. Alright i need to go to bed now. Enjoy the rest of your night. Goodnight Tomoko.
>>716372225
goodnight hanako and merry christmas if you dont end up on here tomorrow
I love you, Haruhi <3
>>716372166
lmao Miho looks like the most basic American
I bet Tats would've love to suck his cock
Oreven Syndra
>>716372456
Check out my swollen jaw yo
>Rory-sama
>>716372437
This is too spooky for me. Offensive to me also. I am calling the cops.
>>716372456
>This from South Park.
>Looks like Miho.
>I kek.
>>716370516
Go get some!
>>716371866
>Had light tank
>Drift around corners
>Die without being credit to team
Worth it for sik drifts.
>>716372628
no they needed the scout
>>716372555
My jaw is basic, heh.
She's mine, fuck off all of you.
>>716372841
I remember one time, just after I had learned about upgrades and consumables, I was so amazed by how fast my tank was able to go, I was drifting around like crazy, and didn't realize that I had ended up LITERALLY going through the entire enemy team, and was sitting in the middle of their capture point. I was then gunned down like the degenerate I am.
>>716372437
>>716373366
lmao. I did that too a lot. I still remember the time I ran through like nearly a line of enemy tanks and they tried shooting at me but hit their own team mates. I then turned around and got one-shoted by an artillery tank. I still wonder how the fuck he got me.
>>716374513
Artillery players are proven haxorz.
Merry Christmas everyone
>>716374656
But I play artillery a lot...
>>716374880
Merry X-Masu!
>>716375109
Merry X-Masu
>>716375615
are you even celebrating christmas? aren't you muslim?
>>716375615
>Playing artillery
>>>/out/
>>716375615
bane of my existence you are
>>716375654
*insert like 50 lines of "hahahaha"*
I am Russian you dip. I live in Egypt. They celebrate X-Mas too.
>>716375789
dud. it was good befor.
>>716375789
Artillery sounds like fun though...
>Hmm enemy will be... HERE
>Boom
>Kill
>???
>Profit
>>716376065
no no no dont do that
>>716376155
Why not? People will be salty and hate me.
It sounds hilarious
>>716375796
i yes am.
>>716375930
Looks like KSI.
>>716376065
Actually it was just boring.. But when you have good scouts and the enemy is dumb to stay still out of cover it's like the most fun thing ever.
>>716376274
no they are talking about changes to arty to make them less one shotty more support. something about a stun feature instead of boom youre dead because thats fun for no one but the arty
>>716376347
That sounds fun, alright
>>716376449
That doesn't sound as much fun...
>>716376449
gay. i am sending a long-ass letter to friend working at Wargaming. I want them to fix this shit. I want my art back.
>>716376557
good also hi chara
>>716376732
its not active at the moment its just what they were thinking about doing and besides arty is a minority anyways. who care if they get fucked real people that are getting fucked are TDs. especially the german ones
>>716376762
morning smug
I probably won't be here long since for christmas my grandmother is coming here, so I'll have to spend time with the family
>>716376824
huh.. tru tru. Still sending that msg. I wrote too much..
>>716376910
thats fine go when you need to.
>>716376951
go ahead not sure if it will do anything
>>716377042
It wont do shit. I am doing it to find a reason to talk to him.
>>716377099
Oh well have fun with that then
>>716377211
Have fun with what you do too. I will go and listen to kazoo remixes and shit.
>>716375849
Wut
>>716376065
Pls no, don't be that cancer...
>>716377948
>
I'm sorry what did you say?
Main Artillery? Alright!
>>716378022
NO CHARA NO!
>>716377802
Thank you and explain to me why I'm not on here?
>>716378253
YES CHARA YES?!
I'm taking aim!
>>716379213
KITTY!
>>716375849
>I am Russian
Да, да.
Ты врух.
>>716379687
da idi ti nahuy. Idi luchshe travu pokuri.
>>716379738
Ты дурачок, нет русских. перестань лгать.
>>716380039
Privet.
>tfw I don't know where the Russian letters on are on the keyboard so I have to stay with this bullshit.
>>716380039
idi glaza krasnimi delat ti durachok.
>>716380185
Здравствуйте
>>716380317
Pleb.
>>716380637
Da idi kurit uge pizduk ti melkiy.
Oh yeah...
Give me memes
I need the memes
>>716382301
カラミチーマス
Cyka blyat
>>716382791
Да.
>>716382791
Arisu ty kurwa
>>716383026
(*´>д<)ヽ(`Д´)ノ
>>716383148
What happend, cutie?
You don't like Russian boys?
>>716383361
I don't know Russian.
Da, Cyka blyat. That's my knowledge
>>716383361
Just go and smoke some weed dud. Stop bringing shame to the Russians.
>>716383543
You bring them enough shame for both of you. He's fine
>>716383645
Hurr Durr at least I don't claim that I am Japanese like all weebs do.