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>>716343141
Where my boys at?? I may have to have you as an emergency substitute jeff if they don't show up anytime soon!
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>>716343141
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>>716343241
Jeff is at the new assassins creed movie.
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>>716343362
In that case you'll be Katten
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>>716343479
Wait that didn't make sense, I'm tired
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I think Pink Moon is the weakest of Nick Drake's albums.
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I also think Astral Weeks is better than Moondance.
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There is no place for this degeneracy in Trump's America.
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kleb
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>>716344613
THERE YOU ARE!!
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>>716344613
Why did you drive hunnibuns away?
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>>716344725
i drove him away like everyone i love :'3

>>716344688
here i am!
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>>716344952
Bitch you couldn't drive me away if you tried <3
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>>716345058
>3
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>>716345197
Sooooup?
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>>716345315
watching a budy play i have no mouth and i must scream
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>>716345402
Which ending are they going for?
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>>716345402
Reminds me of soundtrack by opposite name https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7L78dk_dUM
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>>716345565
idk he just started.

>>716345622
spooooooopy!
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im gay
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>>716345763
Not my favourite in the game tbh
I've never played i have no mouth and i must scream before, is it good?
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>>716345920
good4u bb

>>716345935
idk it looks interesting. ive never played it. never knew it was a game.
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>>716346185
It's apparently well known for something in particular, but I don't remember what
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I think it's a bit weird that Universal is rebooting all their classic B-movie monsters into a cinematic universe.
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>>716346335
i think its like super gruesome? idk. how was your rice santa pudding?
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I also kind of hate it. Every time they try a reboot they turn out to be complete shit. Look at that god damned Wolf Man movie starring Benicio del Torro or those Brendan Frasier Mummy movies.
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>>716345910
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>>716346335
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>>716346581
It's only christmas morning yet, not to mention we've postponed our celebration to the 26th cause everyone is so busy :p
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Film studios need to stop ruining things people love by trying to update and modernize them. Nobody wants it. Also, how can you modernize one of the most progressive films in history? The Bride of Frankenstein was directed by an openly homosexual man and is about acceptance of fringe minority groups including homosexuals and the transgendered.
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>>716346846
I'm so gonna use this against someone
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Also Tom Cruise has only been in, like, two good movies. Magnolia and Top Gun.
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>>716346913
oh thats gay. so no pudding?
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>>716346617
the wolfman w/ benicio and the mummy w/ fraser were fun fuck off
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>>716347028
Top gun is shit
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>>716347055
Well, you're here :3
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If by fun you mean "I'd rather pour acid into my eyes and puncture my eardrums with a sharp object so I no longer have to see or hear these abortions on film" then yes, they were very fun.

Top Gun is a god damned classic.
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>>716347157
yeah but no pudding!!!!!!!
whats the point?
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>>716347375
You're the pudding, pudding ;o
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>>716347055
Which drama is he on now?
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>>716339034
good to know. in the future i wont ask.
yesterday, i fucked my first male, you guys.

>went to his house
>this time shaved
>up to his room, no stair ass squeeze this time
>begin smoking pot
>"forget yesterday" he says
>can feel ass plunging slipping away
>more talking, convince him this is a good thing
>out of lighter fluid, need to get more fire
>he comes with to gas station
>on way back he tells me to pull into empty parking lot
>its late and dark out
>hot boxing car, he rubs my crotch
>i pull out dick
>he smiles when he see i shaved
>"aw you like me"
>way too high
>this is emotionaly confusing for me
>decide only way to avoid more emotions is to push his head towards my dick
>no protest, he sucks
>i relax, remember im only here to dominate him. pls no emotions
>he stops, digging in his pants, little lotion bottle
>crawls to back seat, i follow
>hands me bottle, hes depantsing
>its lube
>thisisit.jpg
>"can you lick my ass anon?"
>"for me"
>his face looking back makes me say ok
>also wiggling ass is inticing
>go for it, closed eyes
>squeeze his squishy butt
>hes wimpering and jerking his dick
>ive had enough, need his butthole
>lube and insert fingers
>more noises from him make me feel pretty good
>dick in slow, very tight in there
>eventually bottom out and just lean all my weight on him for a moment
>hes my bitch now
>pull his hair back
>slow dicking, whispering somewhat demaning things to him
>make him thank me for my cock
cont, this has too many lines
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>>716347451
idk. we chose the black chick.

>>716347433
you can slurp me all u want
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>>716347719
Her drama is meh. Good potential, but the writing and especially the delivery from the voice actress hurt it.
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>>716347719
NUMNUM <3333
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>>716347869
well i cant hear it. hesjust reading it to me on google hangouts

>>716347906
i have to work tomorrow early and i dont want to
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>>716348058
Poor bb :c Better make sure you get sleep c:
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>>716348058
Also, I have bread pudding.
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>>716347718
>not much room in my backseat
>cannot get into fuckharder position
>pull out, tell him to ride me
>straddles me face to face like day before
>slides down and i see his hard dick for the first time
>its much bigger than mine, and im not small
>this makes it way hotter for me
>jerk him while he rides (anon suggesting this, thanks)
>things very "passionate"
>kissingandfucking
>hes pulling off my shirt
>what the fuck are you doing?
>as soon as my chest is clear he cums all over me
>startled. aroused. maybe a little scared. i cum too
>more kissing while he rides
>dont care about chestcum for the time being
>redress, drive back to his place
>bathroom to get cum off me
>his room to smoke and vidya

things got fucked up real quick you guys...

>im leaving, say we probably shouldnt do this anymore
>he gets real close
>"anon you could keep fucking me, or i could let everyone know youre a faggot"
>he squeeses me ass and says bye

guys im a shitty liar, i dont want this to get out
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why am I the only person at my work with a functioning immune system
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but katia, you ARE the sickness
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>>716348330
sonofabitch i want tsome

>>716348896
lucky

>>716348124
ywah im going to bed soon. idk i may as well go now ther is nothing to do
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>>716348447
have you considered fucking him
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>>716349109
no it means I get called in ery day off and get asked to cover shifts I'm already on forrrrrrrrr
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>>716349049
this is what I dont understand
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>>716349174
how do you mean?
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emotional detriment to the team
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>>716349235
I am the sickness and never sick
least not this year so far
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>>716349109
Have a good sleep kitten, dream of pudding <3
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Anyone wanna swap on kik. Post username
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>>716348447
First, I don't believe you. Second, why would you do it if you would feel intense regret after it? Third, why would it matter if he told people you fucked him, being curious and seeing what's up is fine. You tried it, you didn't like it, and no harm no foul. Fourth, I don't believe you.
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>>716349147
you can tell them no though.

>>716349288
hit me up on messenger yo
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>>716349417
eh, I can I just don't like to.
only time I have was on my first consecutive day off in several months, prior my days off were the tuesdays and thursdays I spent at school.
I [spoiler]like to contribute[/spoiler]
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>>716349311
Post your butt.
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>>716349246
!!!

>>716349283
Not sure what's so hard to understand about it. Though I guess there's still time for you to get sick.
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>>716349116
thing is i dont want to. i got what i wanted out of the whole ordeal

>>716349375
first, thats ok anon ill never scream "plees beleeb me".
second, i cant see the future so how would i know if i would regret anything. also i regret nothing, i did what i wanted to do (not where i wanted to do it but thats irrelevant i think)
third, i just dont want the hassle of this kind of thing being spread around. we have the same friends and my gut is telling me it would be awful
fourth, see first
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>>716350043
you don't want to have sex?
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>>716349660
>>716349417
also its a lot worse lately cause we're getting pounded with customers basically every day and are usually short-staffed cause end of the year.
summer they didn't call me in nearly at all
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>>716350043
Do you really give a shit what other people think about what things you have done sexually?
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>>716350015
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>>716350354
thats gay
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>>716350043
People make homosex way too big a deal, sex in general too. Unless you live in a place where the average IQ is lower than the average foot size, no one's gonna bat an eye at it, your friends might tease you about it, but that's probably the extent of it. Also what James said.

>>716350354
it's so pretty...
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>>716350691

just.like.you
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I mean, as long as it's not illegal or socially unacceptable or poses a serious health risk you're fine and fuck what other people think.
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>>716350097
i do want to have sex anon. but being latched to a guy through blackmail is super offputing. and besides that id like to at least try to stick to my convictions.
fucked him once, thats all i wanted man

>>716350264
im super self concious man. i cant help but to be worried. this whole thing got started because he was calling me a bitch and so on in front of everyone.

i wanted to try and shut him up, and try out guys in the process since i had been curious
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And by socially unacceptable I mean things like drinking piss or puking on each other or something.
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i have nearly not enough pictures of cats

>>716350786
my cheeks betray a faint tint of red as my eyes sparkle with delight
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>>716351108
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not nearly enough*

how do i english
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>>716351032
It sounds like he's insecure and mostly meant it as a joke.
you took it serious because it scared you.
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>>716351217
i feel safe under your towering frame, your sheltering wings
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>>716350691
my friends might be ok with it. maybe. most of them are pretty laid back
>>716351227
fuck man are you sure?
i mean i could ask him but what if hes not fucking around?
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>>716351325

let my great mass shield you
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>>716351032
So you were curious and you fulfilled that curiosity, good on you for that, and now you know. There's no reason to freak out about what other people are going to think. Also, statistically speaking there is a fairly large portion of the population of males that had their first sexual experience as an adolescent with a friend of the same sex their age. Unfortunately I can't remember the exact percentage but it was something around 10%.
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>>716351626
if you don't ask you wont know, he just wants the d.
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>>716351626
it's none of their business to begin, why should they care

>>716351640
i am drifting to peaceful sleep so close to the warmth of your core
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>>716351684
i take back what i said about you guys some days ago, you might actually be a good influence
also what are your gifs from?
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>>716352178
Peter Lorre was a film star during the Golden Age of Hollywood.
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>>716351717
he does want the d anon. but i dont know where this road leads and im not entirely sure i wanna find out

>>716352038
plenty of people are nosy anon. its just the way they are. even if there is no reason, they'll wanna know
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>tfw no naked animal men sleeping pile
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>>716352500
sure, but interest is one thing, but do you really think any one of them actually cares about what you did or who you fucked? do you really think they'd react negatively to it? and even if they did, what are they gonna do, beat you up or something?
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>>716352500
It's not any of their business either. If they're nosy tell them to fuck off.
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>select all the sushi
>pictures of chicken wings and cake
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Woo merry Christmas eve eve
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>>716352997
youre talking sense anon. i MIGHT be overreacting a little

>>716353122
im only agressive in private anon. i couldnt tell anyone to fuck off
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Is everybody asleep already?
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>>716352500
>i dont know where this road leads
to fucking asses more often
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>>716353221
I'm allergic to sushi I always throw up after the 400th one
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>>716353571
Its past midnight, its Christmas eve.
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>>716353952
I still have about 35 minutes
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>>716354048
Then stop being on the worst coast.
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>>716353666
I AM sense.
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>>716354227
but bc is amazing. At least it would be if I wasn't so fucking exlensive
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>>716353571
Kek we celebrate a day early, u jelly :p
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>>716353666
I don't understand that. When people are bothering me in some way I tell them in no uncertain terms to fuck off and leave me alone.

>>716353950
Yes, I have a sushi sensitivity. I can only about 500 pieces before I start to get queasy.
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>>716354404
not really we don't properly celebrate until the 7th of january
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>>716354301
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>>716354482
a sushi party platter is really only meant for one person
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>>716354584
All the sushi party platters are only meant or one person.
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>>716353905
very likely...
i did like that part

>>716354482
its just not who i am.
thanks you guys for talking to me about this by the way.
id likely be pacing in my room sweating bullets otherwise.

then again, i might not have even worked up the nerve to try and fuck him in the first place without one of you guys' encouragement. but whatever
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>>716354786
sushi seems like it's 99% air.
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Bored.
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>>716355132
It's why you need so much of it.

>>716355089
Then you need to be prepared to face whatever consequences that come your way.
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>>716355089
Butts are amazing. Fuck them whenever you get the chance. And personally from my own experiences relationships with guys usually tend to be smoother sailing than with women. I'm not sure if it's because guys understand each other better or if women are mostly psychos, but my survey hold guys on a much higher level

>>716355257
I have shaved my taint , but I have yet to take pictures
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>>716355577
Take pics of it and post then.
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I can't tell if the car near by is trying to pick up hookers or trying to sell drugs

>>716355748
I won't be home for a while so I'll have to do it some other time
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>>716355519
you sound like my father. you must be a decent guy.
>>716355577
are you suggesting i get into a relationship with him?
that just seems super odd to me. the world of guy butts is still new to me.
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>>716354576
yes

>>716355257
Yes? You called?
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>>716355937
At least it didn't hit and kill a kid like what happened in front of my place earlier today.
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>>716356075
I have a go with the flow philosophy. If it doesn't work out for you breaking it off isn't as hard as people make it out to be

>>716356141
I've hit a kid before, but never killed one. Sounds like it's a gong show over on your end
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>>716356141
Dude... Poor family
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>>716355937
Go and try to get in on either.

>>716356086
I should call it a night soon. Have shit to do tomorrow.

>>716356141
Touch butts. Except Jeff's. No Jeff's for you.
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>>716356075
Not by any means.
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>>716356452
I got a good laugh out of it, cracked a few good jokes. "Either the parents saved their receipts or his cousin is getting extra presents this year.", "That cop should've done CPR a bit longer, he needed to burn the extra calories.", "At least his parents don't need to buy him a new bike" etc.
>>716356530
Yeah it's unfortunate, especially the day before Christmas Eve.
>>716356555
;~;
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>>716356555
No money for either sadly, but come new years I'm getting rickety rickety wrecked
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>>716356762
Can't even imagine, I wonder how they'll carry on celebrating
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>>716356762
terrible, but appreciated c:
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>>716356781
Sell your ass to the guys, then buy the drugs.
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>>716356950
Probably without one of their kids.
>>716356970
Here's your ticket to hell, we're serving brunch at 11:30
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>>716356950
They probably won't?
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>>716357006
They seem to be into women. Plus there is a fentanyl pandemic in my city so I only buy off people I know

>>716357109
I have dinner reservations so I'm good
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>>716355257
Hairy as shit.
Shaved butts >> hairy butts
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>>716357109
What >>716357120 said maybe
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>>716357227
Post your hairy butt.
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>>716357227
Well I'm sorry for my genes. Hairiest person in the family. Some days I think I'm adopted
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>>716357330
Mine is shaved
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>>716357330
see I've always found it funny how furries don't mind a furry butt, but a hairy one is just gross
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>>716355257
T*rkroach/10
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>>716357227
shaved are also nicer to rim
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>>716357421
Added to the collection.
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>>716357570
you must have a nice collection by now
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Yeah. I mean, surely it's not that guys fault, and I know shaving down there sucks. (I've cut myself a few times). But that doesn't change the fact that shaved is just more aesthetic and nicer for a bottom. I don't really care if the top is hairy or not
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>>716357793
well I've been meaning to get waxed but I tsk like 120+ bucks to do the neather region and legs
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>>716358033
I imagine I'd cost like $300 to wax.
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>>716358033
Probably not worth it. Also if you don't have a partner, or if he's fine with it, there's no need to get rid of the hairs anyway
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>>716357570
Why not post all 10/10 butt of your collection? I'm curious what you got
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>>716343021
Mmmm lemme lick his hole! Nummy cums.

Merry Christmas boiz nummmm
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>>716358186
I've researched prices

>>716358218
It's more so for personal image and hygiene. I've had quite a few guys appreciate it, but I've always been uncomfortable with it

>>716358610
Could you be any faggier
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>>716356555
I also have to shit.

Seriously though, goodnight.
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>>716358692
Just saying they'd charge extra because lots of hair.
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>>716358692
Depilatory creme?
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>>716358692
gggggnnNO! SCHTANIMOH! Daddy plops!

Sunglor fag you cockbreath noy eebaw eebaw

That's my own language ^ ;P translates to fuck you fat homo show me your nudes and let's fuck

FAT HOMO
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>>716358806
If you trim it down its not

>>716358942
Doesn't really work that we'll for me. I've been considering laser hair removal
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>>716358942
those can be bad for you and cause chemical burns if you aren't careful.
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Milking is hawt
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>>716359326
Stick your dick in a vacuum cleaner
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>>716358478
Its a private collection.

>>716358768
Night, Badj.

>>716359024
Fat homos are best homos.
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>>716355577
I've always thought that relationshops with men are more agreeable than with women. After all, as they say, women and their bullshit.
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Requesting a specific image (set?). It's a younger tiger with a white shirt on, looks wet and see through. Anyway, he's presenting his ass. There's disembodied hands too. I tried Google but I can't get it right.
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>>716343021
rudehentai.com
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>>716359579
Prefer chub. Fats too much, chub is best
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>>716359843
I've been looking for a pic for YEARS too now. It's a big black wolf with a way smaller top. The top says something like "For a big boy like you, you sure have a tight little hole" and the wolf says "shut up". That pic was posted in a furry thread in 2010 or so. I saved it, but then lost my collection. I could find every single pic again, except that one. It isn't even that good, but the fact that I can't find it is super annoying
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>>716360662
The one I'm looking for gets posted all the time. Just haven't saved it. He looks nervous and is grey all over.
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>>716360756
Bunny boys best boys. Nibble that carrot kek
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How's things in this side of the fur neighbourhood?
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>>716343261
NO ASS.
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>>716360903
Rather quiet
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>>716360903
Lurking on my phone cause I'm taking a big stinky shit. Had cheesy bean nachos last night so I best call the coastguard after this devil turd is flushed
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>>716361290
I can see. Not surprised since it's late at night for everyone who has stuff to do this Christmas Eve.
>>716361559
Might as well call FEMA, your house could be flooded with toilet water.
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>>716360443
Too bad, touch my fat ass.
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>>716360234
Man, I've tried shoving shit into my butt region but it never felt THAT great.
>>716358753
Any more Dogbone by chance? Perhaps newer stuff?
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>>716362458
Gonna snif ur hole
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>>716363079
Touch my fat ass.
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>>716362587
>You Are Passing Another Fox
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>>716363506
Only if you touch mine
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>>716363706
Snarf doesn't touch fat asses, only tight, plump ones.
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>>716363868
I think mine is firm idk it gets good rates
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>>716363941
Post it.
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>>716347451
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>>716359326
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>>716364063
Think he got scared away
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>>716364489
Post yours then.
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>>716364631
You got my dick already. Post your dick collection if you have one c:
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>>716364761
Don't really have one, just a few random shots.
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Post Christmas themed drawings faggots.
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I want to see a sitcom that deals exclusively in very special episodes.
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Post yfw you're attracted to highly idealized anthropomorphic animals, which causes you to find most imperfect humans disgusting and have such high standards irl that you'll never find the perfect partner and die alone
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>>716364819
Iaw sure is fuzzy
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>>716364401
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>>716364996
He is.
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Yesterday was my birthday
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>>716364819

Literally everyone I've ever seen is bigger than me.
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>>716364970
>mfw everyone dies alone regardless
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Tell me I'm pretty
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>>716364970
Yep iktf bud I'm with a beautiful girl who really is too good for me but whenever we do anything sexual I'm imagining the sexy anthros in my head
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>>716365122
Happy belated!
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>>716365171
That fucking right nipple is trying to escape
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>>716365124
Snarf isn't.
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>>716365203
>girl
kys
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>>716365122
Happy birthday. I don't celebrate mine and I don't like people knowing when it is. The only people who know are directly related to me.
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>>716365122
Happy late birfday.
>>716365230
Kek
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>>716365230
Dude I didn't see it at first but now I can't not see it.
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>>716365252
I'd imagine he is...
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>>716365263
Well it's either that or hook up with one of you fatties and tbh I don't want you to crush me while we sleep
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>>716365276
edgy
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>>716365324
Not really.
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>>716365359
Because that's a thing to criticize somebody for. You sure showed me, friendo.
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>>716365324
Also, that's a cute chode.
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>>716349311
Fuck it. Alkimos666. Do your worst
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>>716365324
Hairy and tiny. Gross.
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>>716365902

Thanks I guess?
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>>716366267
I'd play with it.
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>>716366199

Yeah... I guess I should just shave all the time.
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