Roast me

>>716325391
No need to, God hates you enough already

>>716325391
The perfect human being doesn't exis-

>>716325391


We could say you're safe as there's no grill that big!

>>716325492
/thread

>>716325391
You wouldn't fit in my oven. So I can't.

I doubt you'd fit in Hitler's

>>716325391

JW is that u???

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>>716325528
You don't roast things on a grill you fucking autist

>>716325573

2nd top kek in thread

>>716325391
>roast a fat pig
Is it Christmas day already?

Usually I like roasted pork but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't fit in my oven.

>>716325615

Does your butt hurt?

>>716325391

Nah im muslim i dont eat pork

>>716325573
kek

>>716325391
Your life sucks, but it's only because you're circumcised and no other reason.

>>716325391
Why roast? I think you're sexy!

>>716325391
>Roast me
What, 200 degrees C for about nine years?

But don't worry about it - If that was really a pic of you then there would be a TIMESTAMP.

>>716326135
This
looks like the typical fat, spoiled americunt living in mommy and daddy's basement

>>716325391

You are 75ish years too late

I count three D's on you, two for your tits and one for your dick

>>716325391

Roast you??? I know women who want titts like yours anon, ur perfect!

Why roast you, Id spinroast a pig that big

>>716325391
I>>716325391
must nibble on those plump Pepsi-tits!

>>716325748
>>716326410
>>716326616
I love you bastards

Thought elephants had bigger dicks?

>>716325391
I'd make you blow me while I gave you a pink-belly, Fatty McFatterson.

i feel like if you become muslim and pray allah allot you will get a wife but if not i dont see it happening

You look like Will Poulter had a twinkie crisis

Sorry I have diabetes and am on a diet if you can't go on a diet with me no chance. Also your dick is really small which does not intrest me at all. Size of your gut plus the size of you penis. I would probably not date you. I like Big Guys but I don't like guys who eat pizza rolls and debbie cakes and think its a diet. I lost 60 pounds so can you with out that much change to you diet. Drop sugars add veggies eat meat

>>716325391
I'm not gay but for some odd reason I want to see him do porn. The idea of him fucking really hot porn chicks is oddly a turn on. What the fuck?

>>716325391
Not going to respond to any of this?? Cmon, show some dignity boy

>>716327714
No way that guy actually posted this. Who knows where this fatty's nudes came from

>>716325391
No. You've had enough roast already. Eat some vegetables, you human manatee.

If I where to roast you I could single-handedly cure world hunger, but I'm not that nice

>>716325391
Christmas dinner for 6 families!

>>716326135
Tbf, at that weight his dick probably retracts into his body when soft, and gives a faux-foreskin effect.

>>716325391
Its posible have fat in the dick?

You make me wish evolution didnt bless me with eyes

>>716328263
speaking from experience?

>>716325391
Can't tell if circumcised or foreskin is pulled back

>>716328297
>evolution

It was God dumbass, even Darwin said the eye couldn't possibly have evolved. Stop being an edgy atheist so close to Christ's birthday you fucktard.

>>716325391
Can you fuck your fat pouch?

>>716328392
from the experience of seeing a lot of gross shit on the Internet? Yes.
Personally? God no.

>>716328297

Awwww awwwww awwww that hurtsss wowwwwwww awwwww got emmmm

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>>716327981
/Thread.

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>>716328691

OP im gonna sue you for ocupying too much space

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>>716328268
I don't think so, but there is a pad of fat just above, it's like a shock absorber and it's what a true fatties dick disappears into.

>>716328447
amerifat, so circumcised

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>>716328458

Guys... I can't do this one. I'm sorry. I'm out.

>>716325391
why is his helmet so shiny?

>>716329067
nah, def eurocuck

check out that hairdo

>>716325391
Do you usually let guys cum on your titties after they fuck your big ass bellybutton?

>>716329587
no homo of course

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>>716325391

>>716330520
Where did you find this one??

>>716330520

>i want moar 2 fap !!!
>no homo

>>716330602
What are you gay nigga?

>yfw this is the guy who makes all the nigger hate threads

top kek

I'd roast you but it would take too long

>>716330797
Why yeah, got a problem?

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>>716330796
had some webms at some point too, no idea what happened to them

>>716331092
Ty OP

KeK hes trying ti pull his dick out

>>716331092
Where can I find some of his stuff?

Do you have kik OP?

>>716325391
he has a masochism fetish
everyone compliment him :^)

Jesus, it's like I'm looking in a mirror.
I just started my diet today.

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>>716331240
No idea, just saved these from a thread on here

>>716331466
Well shit, need to find where I can fap to this chub lol

>>716331421
KeK

>>716331466
>>716331512

Ye i wanna fap too we must find it!!!

>>716331512
Same here bro, need moar, source if possible

>>716331512
>>716331594
>>716331623
https://xhamster.com/user/Corychub123

>>716331623
me 2!!! Guys se need to start digging nau

>>716331594
My only guess and desperate attempt would be chaturbate.. would like to see if he has an xtube account

>>716331779
Holy shit you are the best!!!!

>>716331779


All praise this anon!!!!!!

>>716331779
no fucking way, how did u find it so quickly?? It could have been xnxx or red tube or whatever th fuck exists besides those???


Briliant!!!!!!!!!!!

>>716331864
>>716331896
Post more wins if you get any

>>716331998
just used google reverse image search

>>716332147

Shit i didnt think about it + am on phone kek