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hello everyone. today i'm here to play a game with a pathetic

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hello everyone.

today i'm here to play a game with a pathetic little loser named sean. since his tiny cock (as pictured) is so floppy with it's anteater nose, we're here today to torture sean with a game to trick him out of his money.

the rules are - i'll ask a question, and sean has to answer it. if he gets it wrong, i'll decide how much money he loses. simple!

feel free to let him know how sad and lame it is that he's being taken advantage of in this way.

xoxo
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I am ready to play
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let me know when youre here sean.

xoxo
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i am here , sean
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>>716281874

oh good.

okay, question 1. this one is worth...$50.
i think ill start with a christmas question!!
what are the real names of the four main characters in the movie white christmas?
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stupid looking cock looks like a fire hose. youre pathetic lmfao
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>>716281972
Dick joe bob steve
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>>716281966
Your a fat stupid cunt
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ok, Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Ver Lyn, and Rosemary Clooney
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>>716282088
You googled it faggot
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vera
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>>716281994

hahahaha
see, sean?
even these guys think your cock is ridiculous.

xoxo
sam
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fuckin loser with a tiny dick
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i am not googling
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>>716282088
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>>716282231
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>>716282088

CLOSE,
except her name is Vera-Ellen.

WRONG!!!!!
looks like your current losings are....$50

<3
let me think of your next question

xoxo
sam
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googled it fuckin dumbass

id say grow a pair but from the pic it doesnt even look like you have much of a dick to begin with
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oh thats right ... i knew it was vera something
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post Tits or GTFO
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>>716282231
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>>716282456
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what is this bait bait stuff?
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>>716282456
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is this some financial dom shit that 60 year old faggot men get into or some shit lmao
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>>716282577
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>>716282325

next question. worth....$30 this time.
how many #1 billboard hits has rihanna had?

xoxo
sam
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i am sorry about my stupid cock ... i wish is was big sean
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>>716282575

i think they're trying to spam us until we go away.
just ignore it

xoxo
sam
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i'll guess 3
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wtf is this thread?
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i get a boner when i lose to a beautiful girl like Sam .. sean
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i am a born loser sean
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>I wish it was big sean
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im a fucking faggot bitch sean
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but i really am trying to win ... it just proves that i am a loser
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that one about the faggot was not me sean
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>>716282691

THREE????
hahaha nope.
the correct answer is 14.
good thing i gave that question such little value.

now you're up to $80. let's do an even harder one for you.

for another $50, what was the flight number of the plane that crashed into the pentagon on 9/11?
(ps, 4chan dipshits: im sure you probably know this one. no helping. let this fucking loser drain his own wallet.)

xoxo
sam
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all i know is United 93 ... but that went into the filed in Penn
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you are drainig my wallet and my boner keeps growing tho ... am i allowed to jerk it while i think of the answers? sean
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post pics of tiny dick while you jerk it dumbass
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i am loser with a boner sean
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>>716283084

hahaha i knew you wouldnt know this one!!!
now you're up to $130.
you know how much i like even numbers, so this one will be for $70.

what's the scientific name for someone who wants to fuck cars?

xoxoxo
sam
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i am a dumbass sean
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>>716283209

i agree...i think we need another pic of you jerking your tiny weenie.

xoxo
sam
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i have seen a show on this Mechanophilia ... or a Mechanophiliac
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25$ question.
Who are the 4 playable characters from the black ops 3 zombies map Revelations.
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that is phony question
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the one about revelations sean
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>>716283396
OMG YOU GOT IT RIGHT

no fucking way.
lucky break.

too bad we're not playing for bets this round. i'm giving you an actually hard one this time.

since you're at $150, lets say for $50,
what was judy garland's forced diet during the years she worked for MGM?

xoxo
sam
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i know alot about Judy ... if i remeber right , it was balck coffee, chicken soup, and cigarettes and dexies sean
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what do i get if i answer correctly?
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sean
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post more of your dumb dick
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>>716283850

hmph. you got it right again.
one is okay, but not two in a row.
now i'm getting mad. i'm not a good loser.
YOU'RE the loser here.

your next question is worth $100.

name 5 maps you play on in the game overwatch.

HA

xoxo
sam
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that's a subject you stumped me on!!! sorry I don't know sean
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since i lost i will post more photos of my stupid cock sean
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what do i owe so far? sean
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i wish a genie would grant me one wish and that would be to have nice big pretty cock instead of my stuopid one sean
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>>716284464

i knew you wouldnt know it. except, you're the one who bought me the game.....so i was hoping you hadn't done any research on it. lol
speaking of which, i think it's time for you to buy me some more games. but we'll discuss that later.

now you're up to $250 (: we'll start playing lower stakes because i'm off my game. not to help YOU out, obviously.

but to keep MY money safe, from now on, if you get the questions right, i'll take the $ amount off your tab. later we can play higher stakes. but only when i feel like it.

so for $25- what year was the yankee candle company started?

xoxox
sam

ps- here's another pic of sean's pathetic cock while he jerks it to this thread. can you see how excited he is to watch his money fly out of his bank account?
fucking loser.
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ok, i am guessing 1971 sean
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may i please buy you more games? if i buy you more games will you let me cum? please please??? san
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*sean
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MODS
Delete This shit Bread Now ok
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hanamura,dorado,lijang tower,illios,holywood
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nah dont delete, this is funny
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>>716285099

nope~!!!!

1969.
now you're at $275!!!
that is what i like to see.

so for another $25, what is the name of the leader of the fundamentalist church of jesus christ of latter day saints and what is his prison sentence?

xoxo
sam
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>>716284948
>what year was the yankee candle company started
1969
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do $50 for what year 4chan was founded and by whom
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>>716285501

of course YOU lames know it. i'm glad you didn't give it away too quick

>>716285557

thanks bud. i know you love to laugh at losers figured you'd all appreciate watching a tiny-dick fool lose his money.

hey sean-- you better pace yourself with that cock-jerking. then again, i do have shopping to do. i might speed this one up.
xoxo sam
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i forget his first name but its Jeffs and i am guesing he got 10 years sean
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>>716285617
Warren Steed Jeffs is the name of the leader,and he was sentenced to life in prison plus 20 years, to be served consecutively, and a $10,000 fine for sexual assault of both 12- and 15-year-old girls
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oh i am wrong then sean
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>>716285825

nope!!
now you're up to an even $300 (:
let's kick this one up to $50 again.

i like the 4chan question.
for $50, what year was 4chan founded and by whom? i'll accept his government name or his alias.

and just for fun, let all our friends in this thread know how much longer you can think you can last before you cum so i know how much cash to squeeze out of you before you explode. i know it won't be long, since your hand is the only thing you ever get to fuck.

xoxo
sam
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2006 sean
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i can last another 5 mins before i cum sean
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>>716286084
founded in 1 october 2003 ,and founded by Christopher Poole
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i lost again and i am jerking my boner sean
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do a $150 question: who is the character in far cry 4 who Ajay ghale helps atone for his sins?
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>far cry 4
what the fuck is this thread
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>>716281724
>>716281724
>>716281724
>87 replies
>8 posters

what the fuck is this thread and why is there so much samefaggery?
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what kind of fucking faggot posts his dick just cause someone tells him to
who is this dumbass and why is his cock so tiny
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Lord Kek has spoken to me , he tells me you all will be smited with the bad nigger ebolas for this ungodly bread
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i am a liitle loser with a small dick the only way i can get beautiful girls to pay attention to me is to pay sean
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>>716286184

nope!
2004, by christopher poole.

since it's almost christmas, i'll give you one more question before you can cum.
don't forget to send a video.

for double or nothing (you're at $350 right now)
what is the name of the new nintendo console,
what month will it be released
and what are it's new features?

xoxo
sam
hahahah
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>>716286329

oh by the way....the far cry question was definitely from my little brother. i let him come lurk this thread to laugh at you, so he can come shopping with me later. with your money (:

xoxo
sam
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oh man ... you knew was a subject i know nothing about ... i dont know sean
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>>716286763
name: nintendo switch
month of release:March
Futures:When played as a handheld, you attach two controller portions to the side of the 6.2" 720p multi-touch screen, which feature a 'split' d-pad as previously rumored.
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does your little brother think ima loser too?
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well this thread was too cringe to read, faggot OP faked a conversation this long, how fucking miserable is that? what retard wouldn't google the questions and answer them correctly, also seems like you made Sean too stupid for him to seem real. The pictures, where did you get them?
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>>716286992
good thing you didnt ruin my big question!

>>716286895
you know im gonna keep torturing you with game questions until you start playing videogames just to try and keep up with them when we play our special game.
i think we should play this more on 4chan. i love having help when it comes to roasting your pathetic weenie.

speaking of your pathetic weenie, it seems like you're ready to explode. once you send all $700 my way, i'll give you a countdown via text and you may finally shoot your loser load.


good game!
you got TWO WHOLE QUESTIONS RIGHT THIS TIME!!!!
maybe next time you won't be such a fucking loser and your money can stay your own..for once. you know i believe in you, darlin!!

xoxo
sam
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yeah youre a fucking loser lmfao
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