Steam is down

shit this is not a good day

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wasted

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i dont know what to do with my hands

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WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO TODAY

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Well then lets look at this pussy meanwhile

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chaos

>>716277517
Aahhh!!
GET RECK, STEAM FAGS!!!

make way for the torrent master race!!

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nooooooooo

>>716277517
OFFLINE MODE

WORK ON BACKLOG

WASTE MONEY ON THE SALE ON GAMES YOU'LL NEVER PLAY IN A DAY OR TWO

BIG FUCKING WHOOP

>>716277517
Uplay, relic and a lot of private server hosts are down too.

>>716278414
just cuz steam is down doesnt mean you still cant play games, just play some of the offline shit in your library.

if you only have online games in your steam library then you should probably just kill yourself

>>716279766

Klek

>>716279766
but muh play time! muh achievements! I was totally gonna install that game I've never played before today and finally give it a go!

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FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM FUCK YOU STEAM

>>716277517
Thank god, I thought it was just my computer

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>Steam is down

>>716277517
*autistic screeching*

Anyone knows what's going on?

> Anyone knows what's going on?
mostly overloaded. guessing not a hack nor ddos

>>716277517
I even uninstalled steam and tried to reinstall before I realized that it was down lol.

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It's not that bad

>>716277517
oh, it is - im logged in, but it says "no connection" and 0 friends online

Shall I be the one with the snide comment about Steam's status compared to Battle.net. Can't say I will...

>>716277517
>caring bout steam
>not having all the games off torrents and not caring bout no achievements that inflate game time, so u can run circles to do that 1 thing

>>716278647
Fuck that's a nice pussy.

>>716281300
And I say hey.... hey....

>>716281929
>caring so much about what other people do

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>>716281929
>He doesn't play online games

>>716282210
>look whos talkin

>>716281929
>being a jobless, moneyless loser in his parent's basement, with no friends to even add on steam if he had them

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>>716282308
>he plays online games. through steam

>>716282345
>paying

>Console
>Fucking
>Gaming

>>716282413
>literally proving you are the exact description I gave in one word

>>716277517
Im good, 7 days still runs

>>716282699
>literally having no proof of what u wrote

>>716277517
Actually all of my downloaded games work just fine

>>716282784
>your posts alone are all the proof anyone would need

>>716282666
>satanic trips
>but being this retarded
W E W
E
W

C..C..Could they have of been hacked???? o_0

ddos by shitkids is what i heard...

fucking coming home from all this godforsaken christmas hassle to this shit, fucking kids

>>716283003
Shut up nigger. xD

>>716282870
>they r not

>>716283179
Are you trying to impersonate me to make me look like some kind of nigger? Fuck off faggot

5 year olds with they mums credit card.

Lemme just buy this game and then hire a ddos to prevent any one else from buying steam games.

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Steam key for The Next Door
CCWTW-V2G3Z-2IYHH


The Deer
WIBB0-T5NND-F83E5

>>716283305
that dosnt help right now XD

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>>716277517
FUCKING THIS YEAR, fucking 2016.

>>716283458
2017 is right around the corner
The year of more cancer than ever before

Phaggot Squad takes responsibility

https://twitter.com/phantomnations

>>716283259
But you ARE a nigger.

>>716283589
Well damn... Fuck them.

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>>716283589
Holy shit. Are they seriously doing this for retweets?

>>716283589
whether they are doing it or not they're clearly the cringiest most autistic fucks I've ever seen. Jfc

>>716283589
>when you have noone to celebrate christmas with, so you ruin it for others as well...

>>716283589
If you legit think it's them, you yourself are an autistic faggot. Those kids can't even pull their foreskin let alone pull off something like this.

>>716283589
>these edgelords
Aren't you a little fat to be a haxor xd

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what if it never comes back?

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I guess I'll go outside now...

just went back up :)

>>716284885
Well you done always need steam you can use uplay, origin's client and battle.net. go play some overwatch then go make some r34.

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>>716284946

>>716284946
agh you faggot -_-

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>>716283589

>>716283589
>https://twitter.com/phantomnations
Account suspended, kek

>>716284868
ddosing is for plebs they need to learn how to hack and release half-life 3.

>>716284392
>let alone pull off something like this.
tell me, what do you think ddos entails?

I'm surprised no one's hacked the VAC list and lifted all the bans.

>>716285524
owning a botnet

>>716284984
I suppose this is true.

>>716284946
There is a special hell for guys like you.

Steam fags, Normies, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

IS BACK GUYS

>>716285978
>pretentious gaming hipster faggot

>>716285524

Not the tard you're replying to;

But given steam's frontend is hosted on Akamai at a glance... That's thousands of distributed facilities worldwide on a CDN/BGP anycast network.... Generally speaking, Akamai has the bits, you're gonna need a substantial IOT botnet to do any real damage, especially since Akamai colo's near large IIX's.

IIX targets are obviously more difficult to offline, since Akamai represents a substantial presence, they're generally peering only, and thus they're not globally routable (if you can't take 'em offline with the resources you have at that IIX, that given node will live on).

Having said that, I suppose it's a bit of a moot point. Since the pages still load, Akamai must be having issues getting to the backend, which means somebody probably found a softer target that doesn't face the frontend.

Maybe some dumb kids will get a new set of cuffs for Christmas.

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>>716286037

>>716286037
I've been hurt before. I won't trust so easily this time.

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Welcome to 4chan, sissy's, steam fags, reddit cucks and 9gag lol's

ITS BACK AGAIN GO GO GOG OG O!!11

>>716286531
Confirmed. Thank god.

>>716286222
I can also confirm Steam is back

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>>716283589
>when something major crashes and you just say you leet hacked it so your gay hacker crew can get some hype

>>716286531
I was this close to dealing with my life. Not today, world.

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Here op

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>>716286531
Anon was not a faggot this time

>>716286475
Tell us your vision of what 4chan should be.

>>716287111
A place that's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never run around or desert you.

It's up

>>716287439

>>716287439
>>716287439

>>716286145
You're a stupid nigger.