There are 50 black guys surrounding your house, what do you do?

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What is your favorite sex position? I like straight up doggy style. I enjoy cramming my cock into my girls pussy.

Try to hire them

>>716277244
Introduce them to Mr. Sig and Mr. Benelli.

Blast audio of police sirens through my speakers, they all run for their lives.

>>716277244
Ask them what they are there for.

ask which one is here to sell me weed.

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>>716277307
Are those real?

>>716277244
If they try to come in they're dead.

give up my wife

Sounds like the best day of target practice ever

>>716277244
gently push them and they will fall dominos style

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Offer a job, and they're gone

>>716277244
The social welfare queue is two blocks down

>>716277244
call the local shelter

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>>716277521
FUCKING KEK
i hope you can appreciate that you weren't racist while you get torn to shreds by nigger knuckles

This is Not KFC nigros

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get in position of course

>>716277244
Toss some chicken outside and watch as a riot breaks out over who gets it.

Spray them with my negev obviously, israeli soldier here.

>>716277777
HOLY SHIT WITNESSED

>>716277802
Needs to be fried tho. Niggers too lazy to cook their own

quickly shave my head and draw some swastikas on my body using a permanent marker and chase them away with a shotgun while playing skinhead skinhead by romper stomper on my motorola iphone

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>>716277777
repeating numbers

>>716277244
My rifle can handle each.

>>716277777
WITNESSED

>>716277777
> The quints of God have spoken

>>716277963
>50 blacks surrounding your house
>need to save family
>grabs rifle and kills them all
>it was just a blacks lives matter parade
>spend the rest of your life in jail

>>716277244
"What?"
Rub eyes.. must be dreaming. Go back to sleep
There are no niggers in Poland.

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>>716277900
This is a get thread now

Hand out job flyers

>>716278166
You know what should be in poland?
Germans

>>716277244
Sue for child support.

Nothing, since they're out in the cotton fields where they should be.

>>716277244
Easy, I listen to them sing.
It's Christmas, and they are caroling.

>>716278314
they're too busy fucking muslims

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>>716278490
THIS.

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>>716277244
Last night it was 100 niggers now 50?
Did the other 50 get killed?

offer them some hot cocoa because it's christmas time

>>716278790
*Getting fucked by muslims

>>716277244
Tell them some kid is looking for their dad.

>>716279335
Sorry, still learning to English.
>ass raped by muslims?

>>716279491
>correctimundo fagtino

>>716279566
checked

>>716277244
So...just about every day then?

>I live across from a walmart
>mistakes were made

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>>716277777
lol get.

50 niggorinos and you get your ass in a ready and willing position.

HAHAHAHA

i checked your repeats and then my sides

>>716277244
Call the police. I'm white they'll be there in seconds.

>>716277244
run outside yelling "he killed her" pointing at the house "that ghost killed her".

>>716279566
Ah, you speak Italian.

Deus Vult on their asses.

>>716277244
Wonder where my extra slave drivers went. Now I gotta get them back in the fields by myself.

>>716277244
>Murder all those degenerate fuckbags. FUcking killt hem all.

>>716277244
Hand out job applications and watch them scatter.

lock doors, call police, get my gun out, pray

"Get back to work"

There are 50 black guys surrounding your house, what do you do?
...re op photo

Laugh so fucking hard at their idiotic fashion ideas
and thank the fictional Lord that I was born a white guy.

nothing, just another day in the ghetto

>>716277546
I'm wondering the same thing about your post.

what can i do, i live in cell block A cell 4

>I looked outside and saw 50 black males gathering outside my house.

>my dojo has been defiled by their Nikes, air Jordan's and timberland boots.

>I let out a deep breath. It's been many moons since my katana had to taste the blood of my enemies.

>it is time.

>I grab my blade and my megaphone.

>I triple backflip onto my roof.

>the nignogs all look at me.

>I raise the megaphone to my mouth.

Nothing personal kids.

>I teleport behind the first two easily cutting them down with only 1% of my full power

>their blood is running down my 4chan Man mask

>it takes 9 seconds to cut down 49 of them.

>I look at the leader of the group.

>I can smell the doodoo and peepee coming from his pants

>The monkey attempts to speak.

Ey yo manz du fuc you duin we ain't dun nutin wrong yooz fucin racist dey was all good boiz Ima go in sue yo ass be ballin up on yo dime nigga livin big like 2chainzzzz.

>I kick him into the air where he then explodes after leaving our earth atmosphere.

>it is done.

I make some tea and begin the taste of honing my blade.

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wake up my kids, grab my drum and begin partaking in the tribal festivities

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>>716282013
Holy fuck rofl

Start throwing textbooks at them

Grab SCAR 16, wait for inevitable home invasion to/fun to begin

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wonder how their boat capsized

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>>716277244
Offer them a peace offering

>>716277244
Threaten the burn a bucket of KFC if they dont leave

>>716277777
Direct sign from God.

>>716277244
Tell them the library is open and watch all but the homeless ones run away!

>>716278132
Worth it. I would automatically seek out a white gang and be humble about it, then spend the rest of my days perfecting toliet hooch and reading every book possible

>>716277244
First thing I do is feel pity for them...they can't afford pants that fit. Then I suggest they hit up the Salvation Army for better fitting clothing. Then I tell them if they don't get off my lawn, I will murder every last one of those stinking niggers.

>>716277244
femanon here. it would be a hot gangbang

>>716277244
Become part of the peaceful Muslim brotherhood.

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It is time

Get on my knees and start sucking

>>716277546
I don't care

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>>716277244
Release the Hounds....

Set up a watermelon stand. 2 bucks a 1/5th watermelon. Thats 10 bucks a melon. Kachingg!!

Yell at them not to come any closer. I have their children inside and if they take another fucking step I swear to god I'll introduce them.

>>716277244
give them wife and daughter and if they allow me get on my knees and suck the creampie

Say nigger

>>716284069
couldn't you compromise 3/5?

>>716283155
Damn I miss Popeye's, and I'm a cracka! None for 50 miles where I live now. :(

>>716278132
>Black Lives Matter parade
>Surrounding a HOME (not a project, gas station, or footlocker)

Sounds like a planned outlet for mob violence, and looting to me. If I'm the jury he's getting a not guilty from me.

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>>716277777
This...This csnt be possible

>>716279109
Yeah, probably by other niggers. That's why you didn't hear about it, MSM doesn't report on black on black crime.

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>>716277244
Realize I must be visiting my parents in Miami for Christmas.

My high school was 85% black, about 10% latino and I turned out alright. I went to the U and now live in all white neighborhood. It fucking sucks. Pretentious assholes everywhere and super judgy. Fake ass conversations with neighbors and get looked at different for growing up in the hood. I must be some kind of animal because mommy and daddy didnt give me my money and send me to a private school with everything I ever wanted.

If you ever find yourself in the hood heres a pro tip: Keep your head up, know where youre going and mind your own business and you'll be fine. When you start staring at people, showing ignorance of where you are and get lost then the folks in OP's pic will make sure to set you straight.

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>>716277777
Those digits

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Call up 50 of my friends...

>>716277244
I know this one. Throw them a basketball.

>>716285043
>When you start staring at people
Nothing wrong with the nod.

>>716277551
Same

>be me
>NIGGERSFUCKFUCK.gif
>grab sharpie
>muscle memory kicks in
>oops no pooper this time
>break sharpie with coin jug with mostly quarters
>cover open skin midnight black
FF 3 mins
>open front door
Blackpowerfist.jpeg
>turn 180 degrees, walk backwards
>"so who lives here nigga?"

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>>716277777
DEAR GOD THOSE DIGITS

>>716277527
Buying weed from niggers

Kek

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>>716277777
Sides are in orbit. Nice get

>>716285043
I've moved to a richer area now. I don't really care for opulence at home. I still rock a hoodie because it lets me not care about my hair and be inconspicuous.
I have the people from desperate housewives in the area asking me if I really live there, visibly thinking I'm gonna rob them or making cracks about how I probably don't pay attention to their trivial political peeves.
I'm on a direct line with the foreign minister and some of their husbands might owe their jobs to me.

>>716285116
Why burn the cross i never understood that.

play this https://youtu.be/yca2BCwAnBQ

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>>716277244
"Hey homies! Free watermelon!"

>>716283602
have fun getting aids

>>716282086
kek

>>716285535
They all dance like carlton

>>716285266
Checked

Nothin wrong with a 'whats happinin' nod. Theyre people like anyone else so being personable is encouraged but going out of your way to not appear racist can get you in trouble. They know genuine from disingenuous.

In suburbia and small town whiteville its obligatory to say hi to everyone you pass by and small talk when in line is encouraged. Thats what im sayin not to do.

>>716277307
is this even legal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWnyQtkDsks

>>716277244
In what situation will 50 black men be around my house.

>First world comfort bitch.

>>716277244
Prepare my litter as my transport has arrived.

>>716277244
Cut them out my trees before they begin to smell

>>716277244

Go out and meet my fellows, ready for a long evening of nigging

>>716277244
throw a penny into my neighbor's yard

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>>716277777
>Check em'

>>716285492
I fuckin feel that bro.

When youre out mowing the grass and you know neighbors are talkin about you.

They constantly prod me with subtle questions to see if I'm truly one of "them"

Living in the hood was fuckin awesome now that i reflect on it. I could do whatever I wanted with whomever I wanted. Didnt worry about how clean my yard was and how nice my car is to impress asshole neighbors.

It certainly wasnt perfect paradise but i think whites without perspective see gangs and violence and only hear these horror stories and they make uninformed judgements. Yes, those things were present and I've been in some sticky situations but staying away from that shit wasn't impossible. I could write a whole book about gang culture in the hood but wont do it here because "dindu nuffins" are gonna pop up like wildfire.

>Living on the 5th Floor, 2 blooks from the PD.
I'm not one of words, but I would probably call the police, they will be here before the nig nogs knoks down my door.

>>716277663
>call the local shelter
Call the local zoo.

ftfy fam.

>Bunch of niggers outside my house
>I press the button next to my collection of confederate flags that activates my defenses
>Watch as they all burn
>Drink my mug of coffee as I hang the last and final nigger

>>716277244
Call the cops. I would shoot them but I don't wanna risk getting killed or even worse go to jail.

Why the fuck do niggers even bother wearing pants. Just save yourselves some cash and not buy anymore. It's obvious you want the world to see your underwear and that your ready to take it in the ass since that is what letting your pants hang so low means.

>>716277546
It's Charly Atwell and no, they're not

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>>716277777
This is it lads, Kek wills us to bend over for our superior negro overlords.

It was nice knowing you all.

>>716288175
Thats what it meant in prison.

On the outside, its a sign of street cred. It was something only people that have done time would understand.

You clearly dont understand.

>>716277244
Turn the volume up and open a window, take requests.

I fucking hate my neighbors this'll be hilarious.

>>716288300
I understand, I am, just not in denial like those who think it means creds are.

>>716277244
Tell them to get away or you will shower them with job applications and smash water melons.

>>716277244
Sound like the average day. Welcome to Chicago.

>>716285526
>Southerners being smart
>Ever
You're a funny guy.

>>716288397
Wrong

"While sagging did gain its start in the U.S. prison system, it was not a clothes-wearing style authored by imprisoned homosexuals intent upon advertising their interest in casual flings. Sagging pants became the behind-the-bars thing thanks to ill-fitting prison-issue garb: some of those incarcerated were provided with clothing a few sizes too large. That oversizing, coupled with the lack of belts in the big house, led to a great number of jailbirds whose pants were falling off their arses. (Belts are not permitted in most correctional facilities because all too often the lifeless bodies of their inmate owners have been found hanging from them.)"

>>716277244
If these dumb niggers are dressed like in this picture I think I'll be fine with just a brisk walk.