ITT medical conditions that do not fucking exist: >depression

>>716277145
Go to school, buddy
Knowledge is power

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kill yourself

>dyslexia
poor excuse for being illiterate

>>716277145
I have Meniere's Disease, which is debilitating as fuck, but basically just makes me look like a whiny bitch. If you're going to get a disease, don't get Meniere's.

Fucking depression is soooooooo over diagnosed. People are just whiny little bitches who can't make themselves happy cause they want other people to do it for them.

Depression is caused by your overall environment, an accumulation of your human needs not being met properly. If you were born perfect with a clean slate, then raised into a broken system some people will definitely be rejected and depressed. It can come from the food you're eating, the sleep you're getting too much of or not enough, negative thoughts over long periods of time, etc.

>gender dysphoria
Everyone always says transgenderism is a mental illness. I say that's giving it too much credit. A better term might be "mental excuse."

>>716277575
Plus a lack of pussy

>>716277145
nearly every disease is "I'm a whiny undisciplined cunt"
Alcoholism, bulemia, internet addiction, homosexuality.
We need to fix humanity.

>>716277145
Paralysis. Those wheelchair fucks are just lazy bitches.

>>716277664
Eugenics it is

>>716277575
That's called 'this things sucks' not 'in depressed and going to kill myself' fucking people trying to get attention. Oh look how horrible a life I have boo fucking hoo.

>>716277664
OP here, fuck you, bulimia is a serious mental illness

>>716277297
>go to the leftist indoctrination center comrade
>we will pound the common sense out of you

i wish your whole family died in a car crash so you get a bit of depression and see how being stupid lazy entitled asshole feels like

>>716277672
Uh that's not a disease you fucking turd l

>>716277145
OP is clearly a depressed teen looking for validation towards his depression. You aren't fooling anyone, kid. Depression is no joke.

>erectile dysfunction
literally just stop jacking it

>>716277722
Bulimia is retarded.
I eat a meal, I decide I ate too much, then I actively conciously decide I want to throw up.
THAT"S NOT A DISEASE.

>>716277764
Still not depression. Just another 'holy shit this thing sucks' scenario

>>716277145
Ptsd. Real men don't cry after fighting in a war. They drink, and fight and fuck hot bitches.

Any man who says he has ptsd is a fucking pussy who wants attention. I guarantee he never saw any combat either.

>>716277801
It really is. If you don't have an eating disorder you wouldn't understand.

Binge eating disorder is bullshit though, just an excuse to be fat

>>716277145
While I agree that most of the people who say they have not just those, but other disorders as well, are retarded self diagnosed faggots, the people who really do have disorders have very unfortunate times -Someone who studied and works with disorders

This is a good bait thread, I'll hang out awhile

>>716277407
Also, I know your feel

>>716277912
rape?

>>716277145
>fibromyalgia
>no physical component
Okay, having known people who claimed to have this that I am 100% sure were malingering, I still call bullshit on this. The leading theory is that the cause is in the central nervous system, and the fact is we don't understand that shit. Your attempt at weighing in on the matter is as informed as the average 18th century literate person's opinion on how to treat malaria.

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>>716277873

You don't know what you're talking about, son.

>>716277764
You think this kid would care if his family dies? He'd probably tell them death is for bitches and fuck his older brother's girlfriend.

He's an internet badass, man. Nobody's cooler than an internet badass.

>>716277873

lol okay, holy shit this thing sucks, right, you're fucking retarded you know that?

>>716277145
OP, sort of agree with you except the last one... that's real shit. My best friend has it It's generally triggered from mono (EBV) and the shit genuinely sucks.

>>716278024
>people said things I dont like
>i'll show them with my memes
>is not a shred better than the people he's trying to belittle

The ammount of Medical degrees in this thread is astounding. I didn't know that a century of medical study was fake and that the worlds best doctors only go to 4chan.

>>716278045
Nope just capable of putting on boots for your bullshit

>>716278170
Stop taking everything so literal you dumb cunt.

>>716278045
And that's another thing:
>retardation
Literally just try harder. Every retarded person I've ever seen has been a fatty. They're not fucking really impacted by their extra chromosome, they just use it as an excuse, and their weight is proof of it. If they were really trying the most they can, they'd be skinny.

You hate alot of things, dont you.

>>716277145

I totally agree with you OP. The only disorder all these people suffer is a lack of will.

/thread

>>716278026
It's called grief not depression. Depression is a constant thing very few people have. Grief would be more appropriate for what was described. You're just a bitch who has nothing going for hem trying to come up with shit to feel special.

>>716278288
No, of course not, I'm one of the most loving people I know.

Fatties should collectively jump off a cliff though. ESPECIALLY the ones who have so called "binge eating disorder."

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autism is like hyper-masculinity to the point that all you see are objects

it's complimacated

>>716278233
>My opinion is the truth! Everyone else is stupid!
>You think I was being serious? You're stupid

Just like the Trumpster, never accountable for your own words

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>>716278288
What did they mean by this

>cancer
lol scientists already proved weed kills cancer so smoke some weed faggots
>depression
rly? watch a funny movie or something
>autism
stop playing runescape maybe??
>adhd
stop being a faggot
>schizphrenia
tell voices in your head to shut up or something or dont just dont listem to them

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>>716278496
check'em

>>716278449
Its actually rather fantastic when you make peace with it.

>>716278233
> Everyone with depression is a whiney bitch and retards don't exist
>Lol jk

>>716278428
Who said I was depressed, kiddo? I'm just calling you out on your stupidity, and you still have no idea what you're talking about.

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>>716278568
that's actually the cure for schizophrenia though sarcasm-kun

like
everyone has suggestive thoughts
just don't kill people unless you really mean to DUH

>>716277145
Bait

>rigor mortis
Why should I believe in it? No supposed sufferer has ever come forward or spoken out.

oh wait

>>716277145
OP is clearly autistic.

>>716278748
kek

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Not sure why people are so unconditionally determined to shit on depression everywhere they go. I know this is /b/ so I won't get a real response

But yes, depression is when ones ego gets deflated for whatever reason. It is a natural & appropriate reaction to the struggle that is life. Instead of hating on those that will not delude themselves into optimism bias and pollyannaism, perhaps you should reflect on why exactly it is you are attached to deriding depression and trivializing the hard reality of life

If you took a monent of introspection, you may be able to admit that life is horribly unfair, cold, and unforgiving. Life is unnecessary. We are but brains constantly seeking out fulfillment. We struggle just to have a sip of satisfaction. Life is a masturbation, the ultimate ego wank. We are going nowhere in a purposeless existence but yet the edgelords here cling to life harder than a muslim to allah.

There is no good reason to keep playing the game of life. So you can keep shitting on the depressives who understand all this at your own peril. The projection is ripe and pungent. The hatred of your own life you harbor being taken out on others will only keep eating at you.

"depression is just laziness" the fever you must have to make such absurd statements

>>716278496
That OP is a cockgobbler

>>716278770
OP here, I am actually a depressed autistic man with binge eating disorder and my mom has fibro. (All diagnosed.) Today my mental illnesses drove me to make a thread aggressively invalidating my own experiences

>>716278698
Pretty sure I know what I'm talking about. You haven't said shit yet so what the fuck do you know.

As a disgusting fat piece of shit anon, I can 100% vouch that it's just a lack of restraint.

I think about losing weight often but I make poor eating decisions and don't have any control over myself because I lack the self-esteem and inner strength to not be a fucking piece of human garbage.

Anything else other fatties say is just horseshit to justify their bullshit.

At one point in my life I was doing well and lost over 100lbs. I started eating well, two meals and one snack per day of lean cut sandwiches, drinking mostly water and 100% fruit juice. My body felt great, I had tons of spare energy, I was almost never tired. I could run, I could play sports, I didn't hate myself when I went to the beach. I even had a girlfriend. First time in my life. But then I moved to a place I didn't like, and lost my girlfriend, and put all the weight back on because I lost my motivation to keep trying. I actually weigh more now than I did before I started trying to lose that weight in the first place.

If you're fat, it's your fucking fault. If you're fat, quit your bitching, nobody should feel sorry for you. If you're fat, either own it and lose the weight, or resign to your fatty fat fucking fate and kill yourself via calorie intake. DON'T try to make people pity you, DON'T make excuses for your disgusting behaviors, DON'T complain.

If you choose to be fat, and YES IT IS A FUCKING CHOICE, then shut your mouth, sit your fat ass down and kill yourself as fast as you can by clogging your arteries and giving yourself a heart attack. You're trash.

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>>716278954

Called it

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>716277145
homophobia

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>>716279022
sounds like you hate yourself

>>716278972
You saying "shit" automatically means you know what you're talking about? You don't need to pretend you know what you are saying. That's not how life works, bud.

>>716279022
Nothing wrong with being fat just making excuses for it is the shitty part

>>716279156

I do. And I hate other fat people too. Especially when they can't own it. Not being able to own it is what takes you from TRASH to SHIT.

Neither are good but I'd rather be trash.

>>716278972

Are you asking a question or making a statement, anon?

>>716279022
are you okay autist? do you need a plate of tendies to help you cool down?

OP here, should I stop eating forever? y/n

>>716277407
Girl has it, it's fine /b/ro, at least yours actually makes sense.

>>716279230
There is a LOT fucking WRONG WITH BEING FAT you stupid autistic wank stain.

It's very unhealthy, for one, both mentally and physically. Two, it makes you disgusting to look at, and three, and try to follow me on this one you brainless heap of human dung, IT CAN LITERALLY KILL YOU.

Fucking retard. I hate you more than I hate my own fat ass because you're more retarded than I am overweight. All your fat's in your brain. You fat-brained fuck.

Fuck off. Never post at me again.

>>716279255
I'm actually eating cereal right now. Fuck your tendies, that shit ain't my way at breakfast time.

>>716279349
naa, just stop being a judgemental cunt

>>716279178
No, you seriously haven't said shit. I called out the difference between depression and grief all you've said is some silly shit like kiddo and bud come up with something you're not arguing.

>>716279408
>It's very unhealthy, for one, both mentally and physically. Two, it makes you disgusting to look at, and three, and try to follow me on this one you brainless heap of human dung, IT CAN LITERALLY KILL YOU.
>unhealthy
>unattractive
>potentially fatal
Wow, it's like you stuck your hand into the hat and pulled out SPECIFICALLY all the bad things about obesity that DON'T make it wrong.

gj

>>716279408
this post cured my depression, thanks anan

>>716279245
Both

>>716278863

if only this great post wasn't marred by the autism of the faggot meme frog and "tumblr" in the filename.

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>>716279408
how fat we talking?
height? weight? pic?

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Farting on girl!!

>>716279542
I'm not taking you seriously because you don't know what you're talking about. You Think you do, but you're just spewing shit out of that ass you call a mouth.

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Depression is a legitimate chemical imbalance in the brain. Fuck you OP, you're not a psychiatrist. I bet you scream at your broken grandmother that she needs to quit being a pussy and get over herself too. Fucking faggot

>>716277350
nope , can read but its like remembering faces , shame really as im bright as fuck and yet can easily come across as a retard when i need to read or write

>>716279585

It seems you need to throw a question mark at the end of that post. Have you heard of school?

>>716279689
It's not your fault, anon. And fuck anyone who might make fun of you for your condition.

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Guitar Thread!

I need a 7 string guitar and i have to choose between those two:

Mayones Setius 7 Alpha
Or
FGN Expert Elan Dark Evolution

Which one would you take? Pls help

Pic not related, just my esp

Btw. general Guitar/Bass/music thread

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>>716279748
It seems you don't know how question marks work. The correct syntax in this context would be as follows:
>Both.
NOT the alternative you suggest:
>Both?

>>716277145
If depression doesn't exist then what's your excuse for being such an edgy faggot?

>>716279669
Tell me some shit that proves I'm wrong. Talk shit at me all you want idgaf it's the fucking internet. Educate me with your wise ass.

>>716279860
lold
ive done this so many times

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Almond Thread!

I need a 7 string almond and i have to choose between those two:

Mayonnaise Seitan 7 Apple
Or
FAGGOT Expert Elan Dark Evolution

Which one would you take? Pls help

Pic not related, just my esp

Btw. general Activate/Your/almonds thread

>>716277602
It's straight up attention whoring.

>>716279748
You are a fucking idiot
Statement: You haven't said shit
Question: what the fuck do you know
You asked if I made a statement or asked a question. I correctly answered with 'both'

>>716277722
Hey, op. Autism is real. Your post shows it.

u forgot the hispanic flu, made up by pewdiepie to get subs

>>716277930
It's a habit, like any other bad habit all you ahve to do is stop doing it.
no sympathy.

>>716277145
Progeria.

It's impossible to be a child and an old person at the same time.

>>716277145
what pisses me off is these faggots that call addiction a disease. sure it's a fucking problem, and a hard one to beat, but all you have to do is stop doing whatever you're addicted to. how the fuck does that make it a disease? can some faggot just stop having AIDS?

>>716277145
>being this much of a pissed off retard
Dude chill before you hurt yourself

>>716277145
I feel like you have all of those.

>>716277145
I know this is bait, but the depression and autism do exist.

I live a great life, I pay for my own shit, I give to the needy, I have friends and family who love me, and yet for no apparent reason sometimes I am met with feelings of intense grief and remorse, with nothing prior.


With autism, its less of a "I did something cringe lol autismo" and more of a "eight year old being patented right has a psychological chemical imbalance that causes him to react uncontrollably to touch, sound, and things out of routine.

Fibromyalgia for the most part is bullshit, yes. But only the self-diagnosed ones,

>>716278449
Like kill everyone who doesnt contribute to the evolution on mankind. Pure logic amd reasoning.

>>716277145
Quality post

>>716280657
but do you at least agree binge eating disorder is 100% Bullshit and it's an insult to sufferers of anorexia for these disgusting fatties to compare their own excessive and luxurious lives to such a horrible disease

>>716279623
>faggot meme frog
Fucking kek

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>>716281021
this is now a rare pepe thread

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>>716279679
Either i dont take enough anti suppressants, or I'm just overflowing with existential dread.

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>>716277719
You're dumb as fuck. Med fag here. Depression is an actual chemical imbalance in the brain caused by too much dopamine constantly being realsed and not enough other chemicals such as serotonin... Jesus Christ you're uneducated as fuck

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>>716281213
A chemical imbalance is one thing, but you can't seriously think that EVERY little mopey faggot out there claiming to be depressed has an actual chemical imbalance. A lot of them are just mopey faggots that don't want to straighten their shit out, so they start taking drugs to feel better.

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Soda Thread!

I need a 7 flavor soda and i have to choose between those two:

Fruit Seitan 7 Apple
Or
Nigger Expert Elan Dark Grape Punch

Which one would you take? Pls help

Pic not related, just my esp

Btw. general Soda/juice/milk thread

>>716280852
Partially. My mom is a binge eater. She has bad joints and bad hips, fucked her shoulder and knee up when she slipped in the shower, so she eats to be able to sleep and take her mind off the pain.

She wasn't fat before binge eating, but it led to obesity.

>>716281213
Yes because the event described is going to totally upset the chemicals in my brain indefinitely. Seriously, read my other post. It's called grief not depression. Depression is what you described and can be constant and is much rarer than made out to be. Grief is temporary and can be overcome with time and some basic fucking willpower.

>>716279860
No one needs a seven string guitar, degenerate.

>>716281393
Thank you

>>716280125
No one needs a seven string almond, degenerate

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>>716280852
God yes.

Picture related: anorexia vs binge eater.

Fat piggy

>>716278009
No, that's not how science works. Someone makes a claim, somebody checks the claim, and the results of testing determine whether or not it's bullshit. If you get negative results, it's bullshit. If you get positive results repeat the process.

Fibromyalgia is a basely claim with no linked cause. Anyone can be diagnosed with it by lying to their doctor (should be a dead giveaway that a physical condition can't be detected) and can get on disability for it. It was made up to sell pills and welfare queens hoped onboard

>>716278156
>my life is so empty I call out people for using memes to feel better about myself
>despite frequently using memes as well

>>716277145
your sanity it seems

>>716278449
>complimacated
>underrated post

binge ooting disdorter don't exis

>>716279569
Lol try the only things about being fat. How do you justify eating so much food that other people starve?

>>716281213
Your education don't mean shit if you can't place it into context. Did you read anything from the posts before this?

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>>716282236
>implying a causal relationship exists between the obesity epidemic and world hunger

>>716281926
You literally didn't read my response.

It DOES have a linked cause. It's called EBV (mono). There are other triggers as well, but EBV is the most common cause.

Viruses are notorious for playing havoc with peoples immune systems.

Just like herpes is linked to ALL SORTS of auto immune diseases.

Fibromyalgia is a real disease and it's not bullshit. My best friend has it, and he's not a pussy or some idiot looking for attention.

poo on boy

fart on man

>>716278863
+1

>>716277145
>implying depression doesn't exist even >depression is deep sadness
You're basically denying human emotion and a condition that exists for humans and animals. Checkmate

>>716279408
I like you.

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>>716284423
>depression is deep sadness

shit on child

legit autism in children has gone up over 400% since the mid 90's...around the same time genetically modified food was introduced..gmo's.

there has to be some connection

>>716277145
>depression

Serotonin imbalance.

>autism

Genetic abnormality.

>binge eating

Tied to addictive behavior and OCD.

>fibromyalgia

Nerves firing at the wrong time.

Jesus, this is an 18+ board. How can anyone be so ignorant of common conditions?

>you:

Voted (wanted to but aren't 18) for Trump.
Play 8+ hours of videogames a day.
Have had less than three girlfriends (if any)
Have bad skin.
Are overweight.
Have less than three close friends.
Save memes.
Are the love child of Chris-Chan and Jessie Slaughter.

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>>716277145
Go take your meds OP you're being a faggot

>>716285684
No there doesn't.

>>716285684
Had more to do with the explosion of IT work bringing mildly autistic people together to have truly autistic children tbh fam

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>>716285913
not this time pharm industry rep