Could we get a semi-rekt thread. Like the ones that are funny

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Always read the fine-print.

>>716250370
Does this count?

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>>716250871

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>>716250935

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like this?

>>716250370
You can't have a rekt thread without the gore you fuckwit

>>716253062
youve been inb4'd dude

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>>716253062

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D.I.Y abortion

>>716253351
Glourious

>>716253428
Guess someone needs a top hat...

>>716253351

is every nig nog a dirty stinkin thief?

>>716253528
OP trying to break into gun store

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fire doesn't count as gore, right?

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>>716253580

yes.

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the 2 MB limit is cancer.

>>716253683
cant touch this needs to start playing as soon as he spills it on his balls

>>716253580
No, some are murderers.

>>716253428
people are idiots

> cat mothers determine their young by smell
> put something that doesn't smell like them, say... a top hat
> this shit happens

people suck

>>716253014
gets me every time, the curtain makes it perfect.

>>716254190
That beautiful moment when he waits for him to open his mouth again

>>716254519
his appereance was screaming for this to happen

>>716255214
with the glasses, i thought it was Seth Rogen for a second
> can only dream

>>716254401
May that be a lessen to all perfectionist out there

>>716253163
complete and utter pain, feel sorry for that poor soul

>>716255577
lost

>>716254796
Is that fucking steve-o and minime?

>>716255632
It's from his Steve-o tour movie. They all admit they fucked up hard

>>716256010

That's near where I live! Looks like it's Grand National weekend, an excuse for everyone to get dressed up and get drunk whilst watching horse racing

>>716256083
more like dog kekerer

>>716256010
RIP

>>716253062
Hello new friend

>>716255589
>May that be a lessen to all perfectionist out there
haha

>>716254814
>smell
The cat notices the top hat says "Bah" then gives the cat a slap

>>716256635
May that be another "lessen"

>>716253683
>not keeping at the very least a decent sized bucket of water near you when fucking around with flames like that
degenerates

>>716250370
You saw 3 gore threads? those threads are sadly dying out and b is going to be only gay trap porn sadly

>>716257385
holy what

>>716257406
its liquid fueled. water wont do too much

>>716254140
nigga gotta hide the saw before the cops show up

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>>716257412

Ask and you shall receive.

>>716250611
i'm too laze to read this, can someone tell me what it says?

>>716250935
Lost my shit

>>716257524
alcohol can easily be extinguished with water. Ethanol is miscible with water and after a certain amount is added the energy to vaporize it becomes too great to create a continuous flame.

>>716253163
Lost

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>>716256083

>>716253376

>Jewish nose reduction

>>716257684

Guy bought a cheap protitute to lose virginity who turned out to be a trap. He was fucked in the butthole and later got diagnosed with HIV.

>>716257524
even if thats the case atleast it wouldve shown atleast some sigh of foresight

>>716256083
no need for Sanchez Muybeauno Italia Nacho Diporita to kick the poodle like that, I mean I know they're an inferior breed of dog but their jaws aren't strong enough to cause any major damage unless you're a pussy which Sanchez Muybeauno Italia Nacho Diporita most certainly is.

>>716257668
faggot shit

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savage

>>716257998
I didn't see anything about HIV.

>>716253277
Not cool men

>>716250611
I lurked there,it was gold!! Kek

>>716250611
didnt he post some months later and found it he got aids or something ?

>>716253277
huh you learn something new every day

today what an aborted hacked up baby looks like

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>>716250370

Finally, a thread about semi-erect cocks......

>>716253428
Fedora fag deserved it

>>716253351
lol doing god's work.

>>716254140
we need a webm of this with sound plz

>>716253683
at least nothing of value was lost.

>>716254083
not even guns like niggers lol

>>716257385
Black leggings and uggs,the staple fashion of scruff bags worldwide

>>716254519
mfw he gets hit so hard his glasses become a projectile

>>716257668
sauce? or more?

>>716255846
hilarious until that wasted shit. Stop with this cancer already.

>>716254140
Fucking delivered OP's faggot request. Btw nice thread

>>716257385
Brain damage induced seizures

>>716255819
You could say the stripper was really hot.

does someone have a webm with IS faglords burning two turkish soldiers???

>>716257051
Is Maddie Ziegler from dance mom ?

>>716256010
that filename tho

>>716250935
>Its. The. Nutsmack.

>>716258530
semi-kekked

>>716253580
no

>>716256010
Infamous gta iv bug.

>>716258095
it ain't a poodle, dumbufck
it's a labrador retriever

>>716257385
my gf is currently doing 3 yrs for pic related cuz a bitch was in my inbox with nudes lol

>>716256329
Sauce>>716256449

>>716257982
Fucking kek

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>>716259455

>>716258429
It's an anonymous poster. There isn't even that high of chance that it was real in the first place. The second poster you saw was probably an impostor.

>>716253428
The disrespect.

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It's been about a year since I left 4chan. Hopefully my memes are not that stale.

>>716255632
Actually it's Steven 0 and small man

>>716257385
What is the modern fad of smashing someone's head into a hard surface.
It seems to be present in most fights.
In reality it is surely attempted murder, yet has become the standard way to finish a fight.

Has niggerness spread so deeply into human civilisation.

Same goes for kicking people in the head when they are on the ground.
Used to be a shocking mafia execution, now every retard on the planet does it for any whim.

Gas them all. All nigger style behaviour should be rewarded with gassing or electrocution. If they can't be civilised, they can be exterminated and make room for human beings.

>>716255846

>has a golf club and is perfectly within swinging distance
>tries to chase him down and kill him by hand

>>716254190
well, what is it?

>>716260088
I agree, and I'm not even an edgelord most days.

>>716254596
story?

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>>716253014

haviing just broken my ankle i can empathize with her a bit, but ffs woman, theres a reason ballerinas are the size they are...

>>716259604
http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/randy-johnson-dead-bird-fastball-arizona-diamondbacks-spring-training-15-year-anniversary-032416

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>>716260088
word

>>716260191

>Just lies there on the floor like a child instead of just picking himself up like a man.

Being fat aint the only life problem that pussy has.

>>716253351
Thats fucking brilliant!

>>716257668
>>716258875
ya, more pls

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Today, after 3 hours of sleep, my father woke me up with his dreadful violin play.
I responded with full volume Skrillex (a bit dreadful as well).

>>716255846
What's funny is that he could have just chilled, called the course security and put a new ball down where his old one was. Instead, he tried to be a tough guy and chase down someone half his age, and ended up fucking his knee.

>>716258621
go back to /gif

>>716254519
who is that /storey?

>>716254796
hot

>>716256877
wrecked

>>716255153
What you mean bro ? You got better chance to knock him down with his mouth wide open ??

>>716253807
i fucking hate you for posting this
ronda will be the champ again you'll see dec 30th

>>716253351
nice and its not even racist, I mean, its not his fault that only nigger actually try to steal his bike.

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>>716259446

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>>716257406
It's good, he hopefully will never reproduce. At least one less retard in the world, possibly too if he dies in a third world hospital. It's ALL good.

>>716256980
Fucking right

>>716260351
Haha what a cunt. I do like it when cunts get what they deserve.

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>>716260572
Pic related.

>>716256449
What a god tier dodging !

>>716253277
What's red and gooey and crawls up a woman's leg?


An abortion with home sickness. Budum tsss

>>716260721
A black guy stealing something and throwing it like a chimp? How rare.

>>716260250
Yikes dude what did you do ask a Rhino to play footsie

>>716253351
replace with little shaped charge for maximum effect

>>716260088
truth

>>716260374
What's wrong with laughing at your own situation, like, the dude just ate shit by trying to eat shit, I'd soak it in too.

>>716260088
>modern fad.

Either you're an old cunt with rose tinted glasses, or a young person who notices things for the first time and assumes it's new.

Either way you're a nobhead.

>>716260915
Ronda is fucking overrated. Really you're gonna talk about other women being do nothing bitches but as soon as you lose you think about killing yourself and take a year off? Weak.

>>716256449
boomayey

>>716253580
nig nog is a term to justify precisely that. A black man however perhaps not!!

>>716254140
traumatizing kids is always fun

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>>716253840
Imagine if that glass broke

>>716254519
Is that Bernie?

>>716253840
Stuff like this makes me sad

>>716260088
This,,, agree. Its trying to kill someone. No more honor.

>>716260906
Rattle the fuckers skull pretty well

>>716261260
maybe he is or isn't, but he has a point about gassing them all for murderered

>>716256083
Had a dog as a kid that did this to me literally no less than thirteen times. One time needed stitches but we couldn't afford the doctor visit.

>>716261841
You sound like a little bitch.

>>716254796
Shit dude I hope she isn't ruined forever she has nice tits

>>716256980
this ones fake, the first part where it pecks ground isn't but the part where it grabs its head is cgi.

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>>716256083
I'd be so pissed if I let someone in to my home with cameras do demonstrate his affinity with dogs, and then he kicks my fucking dog because he sucks.

WHAT A PUNK

>>716262197
Looks pretty real to me, anon. Are you sure it isnt the acid you're on?

>>716260906
You have pressure points behind the jaw that are more vulnerable when the mouth is open. Not only that, but getting hit in an open jaw will make your head snap more violently to the right or left, causing brain displacement and a higher KO chance.

>>716262343
nah i'd have od'd by now, check out how it clings on to the head of the bird, and notice how the wings have extra reflections on the eagle, not to mention the fact that eagles don't yell at their prey when they have them in their claws, and if they're going to open their mouth at all , they're going for a bite.

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>>716253062

>>716257051
i'll bet that kid posts here now

>>716254519
That dude looks hardcore

>>716260721
I'm more interested in the girl in the sandals.

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>>716261862
Nice kick.
>>716257051
God how much i hate women. Disgusting individuals.

>>716260250
that the cat's eye nebula?

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>>716253683

>>716261928
I'd like to see you fight off a fucking full grown rottweiler at 10 years old cuntwad shitter licker.

>>716262500
I really don't see any reflections, he was defending his dinner he probably let the bird go after the camera moved away so it was like "Yo get the fuck off my food".

Once again, acid.

>>716254519
Sean Bean throws a pretty good punch.

>>716257551
I N E R T I A

>>716262990
10 is practically a senior citizen for a dog. Congrats on being a giant pussy.

>>716255597
Why? The game takes 12 minutes to complete with double flute or around 3mins if you do the wrong warp.

>>716263262
White devil magic.
We wuz kangs.

>>716256877
NOOOO

>>716259755
cunt thats a dash hound

>>716262626
262626

>>716253277
chop up the onions, we're making a stew!

>>716262752
>Nice kick.
>God how much i hate women. Disgusting individuals.
those same two things are exactly what I thought when I saw >>716261862

>>716263272
kek

>>716255846
Fake YouTube prank bullshit

>>716257762
I'm shocked that another /b/rother knows the word miscible.

>>716262500
obviously the bird was laughing

>>716263309
goddamn einstein and shit making gravity to hurt a brotha

>>716253528
australia haha

>>716260572
i'm sure your parents are proud of you, and by proud, i'm sure they hope every day that you choke on a chicken bone and die of internal bleeding from throat lacerations

>>716259569
Do you get conjugal visits

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>>716257385
had ot post

>>716259849
produced an audible multi-syllabic laugh

>>716260721
Is that girl wearing a shirt and sandals?
What the fuck is up with America

>>716253982
>>716254031
yes

>>716256712

Holy shit lol

>>716257385
did she die ?

>>716250935
Bull tier teabagging!

check'd

>>716263272
He meant he (anon) was ten

>>716256141
Oh god fuck ohhhhhhhhhhhhh CRINGE

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>>716264771

>>716253865
Midvale School for the Gifted

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rex

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>>716264931
What, are you fucking retarded or something? The dog wasn't ten he was, rot weiners don't even live that long

>>716263618
it's from a tv show called balls of steel

on an unrelated note, what is mummy and daddy buying you for christmas?

>>716264201
what a fucking horrible woman

>>716262206
if you did such a poor job training your dog that it acts like that, I'd kick the shit out of you after finishing with your dog.

>>716260915
Ronda's a stupid bitch and she's lucky they're even letting her fight given her status as HIV positive. Dana must have paid off the commission.

>>716259849
hahaha

>>716263618
nope newfag

>>716253236
Where was this from again?

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>>716253351
apparently putting a taser on a bike attracts niggers

>>716266459
wtf? how can that even be legal. Fuck that I wouldnt want to fight someone who has aids blood. the chance of infection is pretty high with people both bleeding and clinching etc

>>716260231
A dumbass trying to enter in a parking

>>716267661
>Ronda
probably a hoax

>>716258621
You need to read up on board rules.

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>>716267661
She announced her diagnosis and retirement on Instagram about a year ago and then deleted her post almost immediately. There was a massive cover up by the UFC after that and anyone blogging about it got sued. I guess they aren't willing to part with their cash cow just yet.

>>716258340
cunt

>>716262500
the dipshit detective is on the case

>>716264970
One of my favorite far side's

>>716262990
How retarded do you have to be to get bitten 13 times by the same fucking dog?

>>716253807
Love this anon.

>>716260374
it's the same underlying broken personality that causes both

>>716262626
no you're just a pussy

>>716257385
Nerve gas obviously

>>716262018
Had

>>716262197
you are official a retard

>>716262621
That or he shot up a preschool
I guess we need to ask ourselves, is he a murrican?

>>716268134
pretty sure it was just a 4chan prank...

>>716260088

Forget kicking, a properly raised man doesn't hit someone on the ground at all.

You wait until he's on his feet, and you don't sucker punch.

You don't jump in to another fight or you expect the other guy's friends to jump you if you do. You don't sucker punch or you get jumped for being a cowardly bitch. You don't hit a man on the ground for the same reason.

But you see, Anon, these are codes of behavior that only civilized people understand. You don't ask an ape in the zoo to behave like this, because you know it isn't capable of comprehending concepts like honor or discipline. You expect him to throw his shit around.

>>716256231
kek

>>716262941
A place that only exists because the Spanish cucked the shit out of them and now are included in dollar a day commercials sponsorship commercials. Kek

>>716258154
Nice tackle, he should come play for the Steelers

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kinda rekt

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heres a little something i shopped up a while ago for someone

>>716271396
he has no helmet when he's standing.
how did he got it after he got taken down?

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>>716271628
fuck up, it looked more themey

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>>716271304
Fairy Bread Tits?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

>>716260088
All you faggots talking about honor and modern fad are truly showing your colors as basement dwelling fagots. There's no honor in a street fight. They happen on a whim between more than likely strangers and you have to assume that person is going to do the utmost harm to you. You don't fight to fight, you fight to survive and go into it with the mentality that this person might try and kill me. Dumbass white knight faggots.

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>>716254519
>Casuals against terrorism

>>716263637
Nice fedora

this threads been up for 5ish hours, fuck

>>716262990

Anon if a dog I owned bit my kid once it would be fucking gone. How could your parents let a massive scary rottweiler bite their kid THIRTEEN FUCKING TIMES and do fuck all about it?

>>716273107
obv shitty parents.

>>716261862
fake, arms dont go up on a knockout

>>716254519
that dude looks like the child of sean bean and john cena

>>716254083
too bad it wasn't a double tap

>>716263262
Inertia? What his auntie gots to do wit it?

>>716258095

You obviously never been bit. Even if a fucking pug bites you it'll hurt

>>716260191
I am a fat fuck. fat people still piss me off though.

>>716256231
headder

>>716270920

Incorrect. There are no rules in a fight. Your shitstained concept of honor will end in your destruction.

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>>716260191

"I need workmans comp!!"

>>716253683
so that's how they make grilled mini spring rolls

>>716253014

Why do fat girls fail at everything?

>>716271304
wtf has she done with her arm?

>>716254596
cant
stop
watching

>>716265132
fucking lold hard, its been a long time since ive seen that gif posted

>>716262941
>>716262941
As a filipino, i can accurately say that filipinos are shit

>>716265132
it's like the stick figure horse version of qwop

>>716275200
Filipino is a national origin. Not a "race". Your race is Asian. Fucking syntax morons.

>>716265132
Fucking kek

>>716274683
Someone from a shit area detected.
There are two types of fights, regulated and unregulated.
In a regulated fight you have unspoken or spoken rules. Like a sports match, after school rumble, or a fight between friends.

In an unregulated fight you do whatever you can to beat/kill the other fucker(s) [nigs fight as a mob].

But de-escalation and CCing will make sure you have little chance of being in a melee brawl anyways.

>>716260250
Ayyyyy my man, enjoy two months of hell. I just got over a full dislocation and tearing out every ligament. I wanted to crutch into oncoming traffic.

>>716257385

Depressingly I'm a MD who surfs 4chan.

What's the story here? There is no way this lady doesn't have brain damage. That's borderline the "Death roll".

Did the person get arrested for this?

do you like sex?!
> http://chom.pl/l/1128 <

>>716260250
>Ballerina size.

For sure. I'd say it was her HCL.

>>716275392
He didn't say or suggest they were you fucking retard.

>>716260572
>be dad
>play violin every christmas cause my dad taught me
>only thing that makes me feel close to him since he died
>play violin
>feels.jpg
>think about all the good times we had
>fishing
>camping
>all the good shit
>brat of a son is mad that I "woke him up"
>it's 3pm and he hasn't had a job since that time he mowed my lawn for 10$
>plays some wub wub shit
>ruins my christmas
>ruins my only way to feel close to my dad
>forgive him cause he doesn't know better
>cry while thinking of my dad

>>716274683
if you don't follow any concept of honour then its you who's the shit stain, nigger

>>716270920
>>716260088

Definitely. The amount of people who die just from having their head hit the curb, let alone from a violent attack is crazy.

No one can predict how much of a hit someone can take. There are numerous reports of people dying from just one punch (for some fucking reason always during an argument on buses) in the UK and Ireland.

>>716274683

Never hit someone on the plank.

This isn't the fucking jungle. We left Niggerdum behind.

No reason to fuck up both your lives.

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>>716276648
that look she gives tho, she into some kinky shit

>>716276292
I'm sorry anon. I wish I could hear you play, I'm sure your dad taught you well.

>>716253014
These are the girls that are so annoying at my daughter's dance recital. Parents, please make your fat daughters lose weight if they are going to dance.

>>716253865
toppppppppp kekkkkkkkkkkk