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My IQ is 163. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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My IQ is 163. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence. I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people. While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Beethoven's 9th Symphony, Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, Mozart's Eine Kleine Nacht Musik, Chopin's Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2, and Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries. All this and I'm still in high school. Ask me anything.
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How high on the spectrum are you
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>>716248354
Nobody fucking cares dude. A lot of people have that level of iq
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>>716248411
Off the charts
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can you tell me how many years until you're a wizard
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>>716248354
How many fedoras do you own?
Did iqscoreslegit.com make you feel like a big boy?
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>>716248354
Well at least we know you're not a nigger
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>>716248354
what does IQ stand for ?
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>>716248619
I bet neil degrasse tyson is not a nigger
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>>716248671
Intelligence quotient
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>>716248411
I'm on the Autism Spectrum. If that's what you mean, then yes. I was diagnosed with high functioning Asperger's syndrome but I grew out of it as a kid. That's when I started soaring above my peers.
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>>716248354
Post the most complex math problem you understand with examples.
Also proof of IQ.
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>>716248671
Internetz quota.

The ratio of the amount of time you spent on the internet vs. time spent getting a life
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and yet, you're pry a virgin
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>>716248354
What was the website that you tested on for your I.Q. level? I want to try it for myself.
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>>716248747
How does it feel to have an extra chromosome.
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>>716248354
liking classical... high iq... you're cute. Dumb, but cute none the less.

IQ tests are massively flawed as well.
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>>716248921
>Website

Lmao
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@716248547
I don't believe in magic or wizardry. It's just as foolish as the people who believe in a silly God. All lies.
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>>716248354
Surely this is b8?
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are you also fat, lonely, a cuck, and dont get bitches? also guess who cares? nobody
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>>716248547
yeh i need a wizard rk
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>>716248354
Why are there people out there who want to fuck the snake from the Jungle Book.
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@716248854
Im only a virgin because I choose to be. I could be kissing plenty of girls, but being the smartest freshman in your school as well as the smartest kid means I don't spend time worrying about girls who probably only date assholes anyway
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>>716248354
You must know that you're still just one in ~32 million people who are multiple standard deviations above the norm, right?

I tested out at 165 as a kid. I've earned a science degree, published a few papers, but I don't make condescending little posts about it.

Life is still going to fuck you over, somehow.
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@716248933
I don't have an extra chromosome. But I'll bet all of you 4channers do. Not surprising, because all you do is spend time browsing the cyberspace.
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>>716248354
Listen to my music, OP.

>www.reverbnation.com/sundreamgun

They said mine was around 150 when I was tested.
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>>716249107
Who needs bitches when the analysis is just on hands? Entire new universe, mate; calculating derivates is so much better than sex, I guarantee.
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>>716248354
I quite enjoy Chopin's nocturne.
That said,
>underage b&
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Fag, What is the meaning of life?
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how do you like being a copypasta?
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>>716248354
Clearly this is b8, no matter how high on the spectrum, you wouldn't brag about your IQ and taste in classical music on here, give me a break.
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>>716248428
anyone below 163 is literally retarded
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>>716249448
Triggered.
My ex-girlfriend asked the same question because I am actually a philosopher. I was so in love with her, despite she was incredible stupid.
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>>716248354
Who's your favorite Bach interpreter?
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>>716249350
you must give up your intelligence and give in to the power of the chromosome.
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>>716248354
ITT a faggot is a liar. Anon. You may be intelligent, but you are pathetic for posting this attention whore post. Op is a fag.
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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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>>716249742
it is stale pasta
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Is this the legitamate iq test. Did you pay money to take this test.
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>>716249755
Someone already posted that as a bait thread but good try
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>>716249781
Then I am fag. Sleep now. b/ is kill.
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>>716249876

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>716249742
Thats what /b/ is for.
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>>716248354
Nice pasta faggot
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>>716249972
>>716249755
It's been awhile since I saw this one...nice.
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>>716249362
not op but your music is sum good shit.
little repetitive though.
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Your music IQ is rather low if I am honest - nothing about the piece you have listed shows any incline that you're mature enough musically. Every piece you have listed is basic major minor European semi tonal harmonic pish. Anyone with a high IQ would have listed Bartok, Monteverdi and many others rather than that generic classical bullshit you just have.

Go get laid if ya can
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>>716249988
„b“ for „bait“
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Did someone say Eine Kleine Nachtmusik?
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>>716248354
>I spend my free time listening to works such as Beethoven's 9th Symphony, Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, Mozart's Eine Kleine Nacht Musik, Chopin's Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2, and Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries
Dude, that's like the "mainstream" of classical.
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>>716248354
Honestly, I was like this in high school too. Acting like this or bragging about it will just alienate you to most people, so stopping getting wrapped up in how smart you are and just enjoy the easy days while you have them
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>>716249972
I waste 24.3 seconds reading the whole fucking thing despite seeing it thousands of times before
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>>716248747
>grew out of Asperger's

Keksimus Maximus
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>>716250078
It stands for benis you semen loving niggerfaggot
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>>716250144
yea you just did
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>>716250200
Isn't that the vegetable that makes my piss smell better
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>>716250358
Your piss will never smell better
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>>716250358
Your piss already smells better than OP's b8.
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>>716248354
Oh boy, this meme again.
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>>716248354
i hav iq ov 4
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>>716250194
We'll just call that the Sheldon Cooper Complex. Someone who accelerates in early life but at middle age they become obsolete
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>>716248354
My copypasta score is 163. For those of you unfamiliar with copypasta, this means I have "reposted this" again. I also have autism, and absolutely no shame. Things as diverse as memes, Pepe's, and faggotry come naturally to me and I get straight singles without trying much at all. I am also able to understand memes at a deeper level than most people. While most people my age spend their free time socializing with girls, I spend my free time reposting such copypasta as My Name Is John, Why Cant Atheists Define Atheism, Rekt Threads, and My IQ Is 163 threads. All this and I'm still a faggot. Ask me anything.
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>>716248985
>>716249208
>>716249350
>Trying to @ on 4chan
>High IQ
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"Faggots, i went on this site that gave me questions and i answered all of them. Im sure i got them all right because they said i scored an "above average" that means you are all below me faggots."
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>>716250718
>taking the stale coppypasta's b8
>high IQ
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>>716250640
Why won't my car start?
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>>716249972
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGANTUAN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VITAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN'S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACKSIDE OF A WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS "WOMAN'S" RAISIN-SIZED WINKY WINKLER, I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT AND PENETRATED HIS ESOPHAGUS, RIPPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPSE FROM MY MONEYMAKER. TO TEACH ALL OF NEW YORK A LESSON FOR LETTING THIS FLAMING FAG BAG LIVE, I LET LOOSE A SEMENAL FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UPON THE TOWERS OF TWO (AT WHOM'S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A CLOWN RAPING AN 8 YEAR OLD), WHICH CAUSED THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE ME AFTER A WEEKEND METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW YORKERS AND MADE NIGGER JOKES AS THEY RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD OF SPERMAZOA, MASTURBATING TO THE LOOKS OF HORROR ON THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FACE, PAINTED A BOEING 767 ON MY GIGANTIC COCK AND CALLED IT A TERRORIST ATTACK. THE FEELING OF PAINTBRUSHES ON MY DICK MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNORTED UP EVERY LAST DROP BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COKE. BUT IT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT YOU WILL EXPERIENCE, AS I HAVE NOW TRANSCENDED MY EARTHLY CORPORATE FORM AND EXIST PURELY AS AN INTERDIMENSIONAL SWEET PRINCE WHO CAN RAPE YOU FROM INSIDE YOUR OWN BODY, LEAVING YOU AS A GIANT SAC FILLED WITH MY MYSTERIOUS MANSAUCE. I GUARANTEE IT.
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>>716248354
Good for you. Become an engineer, maybe you can beat a couple asian kids at their own game
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>>716250865
Lost it at paintbrushes on my dick
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>>716248354
>goes on 4chan
>claims to have a high IQ

Nice try OP, but only retards and fags go on 4chan
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>>716248354
One of these again, huh?
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>>716250718
you forgot the thread drop. here i'll do it for you.
/thread
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>>716251275
wow, you're never supposed to thread your own posts btw.
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>>716251721
I'm not that anon but who says?
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>>716252037
newfigs
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>>716252103
You mean like you? Cuz oldfags don't say that.
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Gee Squidward maybe I'll ask Santa for a dictionary so i can understand what you just said
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>>716252206
shutdup newfig
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>>716248747
>grew out of it
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>>716248933
That's Down's you pleben
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>>716248354
It's actually spelled Eine kleine Nachtmusik u faggot.
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>>716248354
I have a question. Which is your favourite copy pasta story?
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What can you tell me about this OP?
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>>716253788
this one

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles avocado here for a moment. For all intensive porpoises I think your wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are seeing it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In you're argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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>>716254032
Fucking idiot made it have a transparent background so I can't read it on mobile.
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>>716254132
good
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>>716248354
>"all this and I'm still in high school"
>"Still In High School"
underaged.jpg
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>>716248354
enjoy your no life anon
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does >sage still work, because this thread needs to die
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>>716249288
Thank you another person who gets this whiney little bitch and his autism needing attention arse I got 181 but NO ONE GIVES A SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT
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>>716248354
>> "-I'm still in high school."
Well at least we know this was all a ruse then
0/10 made me reply
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>>716248354
> this means I have "genius-level" intelligence
wastes time on 4chan

you can be smart and a lazy fuckboi or "meh" intelligence and work hard. life comes at you fast cocksucker

/thread
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>>716254032
when I was still in high school. We had to do a performance thing. where we would showcase our talents and two of the most autistic people teamed up . one of them was overly obsessed with math and the other was overly obsessed with physics. their performance was them writing the same formula on a whiteboard and then correcting each others mistakes. It was the most boring shit ever.
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>>716248354
I love Classical music, and it seems like you threw out the most popularized pieces out there. Chopin is my favorite, and you threw out op.9 no.2 like it's impressive that you know it. It's one of his most popular works. Same with Mozart. If you're going to be a pretentious faggot, then name some more obscure pieces.
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>>716248354
How do this many fags not recogniE copy pasta
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>>716248354
you almost had me until you began a tangent on music. 2/10 try better next time.
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>>716248354
My autism level is 163. For those of you unfamiliar with autism levels, this means I have "reddit-level" autism. I also have virginity, and cansur. Things as diverse as islam, traps, and supporting Hillary come naturally to me and I get straight D's without begging much at all. I also am able to understand le9gagarmy at a deeper level than most people. While most people my age spend their free time listening to post Jazz avant-core or progressive dreamfunk, I spend my free time thinking about literally nothing. All this and I'm still autistic. Ask me anything.
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>>716248354
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As far as mainstream music goes, are you more into the bead and it's production value or the lyrics behind the song. Obviously it differs but what do you enjoy most, production or lyrics
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>>716248354
Wow you get As in high school and you listen to music. That's cool.

Teach yourself calculus yet? How about differential equations? Discrete math? You aren't shit till you prove a new theorem. Now fuck off with that useless IQ score.
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>>716248354
And here you are, on 4chan with your peers.
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>Underage b&
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>>716248354
yet here you are, on 4chan. you expect me to believe you?
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>>716248354
whats it like to be an adhd virgin psychopath?
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>>716250633
Sheldon Cucker will always be obsolete and unfunny. He will stay alive until he finds inteligent life forms
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>>716248354
>Ask me anything.
Nope. You just told us all we need to know about you. Go and fap to memories of you being you while looking at a picture of you.
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>>716248354
Do you like sgeldor when he says *zimboobly* in the big bong theory you idolise so much? Smells like full blown autism boys get the safety helmet and water wings.
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> listens to beethoven's 9th
> calls self 'genius level.'

Sage
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>>716248354
I never took an IQ test but I was always able to pull solid B's while also barely doing any studying. I is genius nao too yes?

>>716253326
>Can't even spell plebeian
>2017 minus approximately 8 days

>>716248936
I've never taken one but in what way are they flawed? I'm curious because this is usually something people say just to make excuses for certain racial/ethnic groups, I couldn't help but notice.
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>>716248354

Post proof of Mensa membership or stop posting.

That fucking simple.
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>>716255800

Kek
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>>716248354
>comes to /b/ to brag about IQ, is like going to special ed classroom to brag about IQ. Who's more autistic?
Nice bait 3/10 made me reply
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>>716248354
Which IQ test did you take? WAIS?
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>>716248747
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>>716258314
People go to special ed for having emotional issues and plenty of other shit, they're not all "slow kids."
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>>716249362
>Listen to my music, OP.

The last thing a genius would want to do is listen to some retard brag about himself and call it "music."
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>>716248354
Do you think you are a better human than others which dont have an iq parrallel to yours
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My copypasta score is 163. For those of you unfamiliar with copypasta, this means I have "reposted this" again. I also have autism, and absolutely no shame. Things as diverse as memes, Pepe's, and faggotry come naturally to me and I get straight singles without trying much at all. I am also able to understand memes at a deeper level than most people. While most people my age spend their free time socializing with girls, I spend my free time reposting such copypasta as My Name Is John, Why Cant Atheists Define Atheism, Rekt Threads, and My IQ Is 163 threads. All this and I'm still a faggot. Ask me anything.
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>>716248354
Chopin's Nocturne Op.9 No. 2 is a classic, but I honestly prefer the no. 1 in B flat minor. Probably just because I've performed it a couple times, but there's something just so gorgeous about it. That and Rocky Point Holiday. Like a swift river underneath a sheet of ice.

Though, the fact that you even bloody mention Eine Kleine Nacht Musik leads me to believe that this is a troll. Piss off if you genuinely think using the german name makes it sound any better.
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>>716248354
Bullshit. Even if you think you're telling the truth, that's just a number somebody gave you. I was tested at 146+, the maximum score for the test, and even that is highly speculative. An IQ of 160 means you're more intelligent than all but about 2,400,000 people in the world, which is extremely hard to prove in any real sense. Second, you're trying to brag about these things to people who are barely functional. Nobody here is really impressed. Third, there's a pretty decent chance you'll have a psychological breakdown at some point. Ever heard of John Nash? Lastly, brains isn't everything. Being happy is much better than being smart.
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>>716248354
When did you realise copy pasta made you laugh
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Oh yeah? Well I can recite all original 151 Pokémon from memory.
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>>716248354
As a classical musician, I cringe at your choice of what qualifies as "intellectual" selections. I'd be more impressed if you could hear the pitch relationships in Schoenberg, decode Philip Glass' droning, hypnotic works, or even name drop one composer that isn't readily apparent to most of the educated population. You may or may not have a "genius IQ" but I'll tell you one thing, jackass, you have absolutely plebeian taste.
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>>716248354
I have also measured my iq at similar level to yours and indeed at junior and high school i excelled without studying. Or so I thought. In fact I had studied extensively but always of my own volition (outside of school) and at an earlier age to my peers which left me always way ahead of everyone else. I got lazy in high school though and at degree level and beyond it was a huge shock to find suddenly I had to work hard, "genius" level iq notwithstanding.
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Mine's 220.
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>>716260010
Lold
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>>716248354
Okay "Genius IQ", that graph is out-dated. The average US American IQ is now 80. Thank reality shows, fake news and cuts to the Department of Education.
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>>716248354
Seriously cringey thinking about a 16 year old listening to ride of the Valkyries under the misapprehension it's high culture, thinking he's big news.
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>>716260027
Oh yeah? I'm a huge fan of Gabrieli and Monteverdi, writing lengthy forum posts on the cadence of their collected and summized works. To call me a plebian, sir, is an outrage!
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>>716248354
>I get straight A's without studying much at all
nice pasta
but such IQs get straight A's showing up an hour before the test and taking a quick look at the manual, never attending class before that
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>>716248354
>Beethoven's 9th Symphony, Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, Mozart's Eine Kleine Nacht Musik, Chopin's Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2, and Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries.
also those are dead giveaways that the original intent of this piece of writing was pure trolling, as those classical music pieces are the most famous and overplayed ones.
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>>716248354
>names a bunch of well known classical pieces
>"All this and I'm still in high school"

my IQ's like a 110, I've got all those pieces in a spotify playlist, and I can still enjoy mainstream music like a normal fucken human being.

You basically named 4 of the most well known pieces of classical music as evidence of your 'sophistication' and now you look like a fuckin chump

Cos you are a chump

Chump.
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>>716260208
You don't know how IQ works, do you
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>>716250144
Ladies and gentleman... From the depths of hell...We bring you Venom
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>>716260451
I'm not op, but I do that, or at least used to. My grandpa's family was like that, and I inherited a lot of it. They also had psychological issues, which I also inherited. Most things came to me easily. I didn't need to study for anything until high school, and even then most of the classes were a breeze, at least at first. Then I found out it was less that I didn't need to study but that I couldn't, but it hadn't affected me till then. And that's when everything got fucked and eventually led to having no life and going absolutely nowhere until I finally get the nerve to off myself.
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>>716248354
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Your IQ means nothing if you're a total douchebag who no one wants to work with, it's not even about how smart you are it's about how much money you can make and you're totally a showoff autismo so good luck kid, also underaged banned
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>>716248354
Something seems familiar
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i really dislike people that tell you about their intelligence. 'Show don't tell' applies here, if you're smart people will notice.
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>>716248354
git on ma lvl
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>>716261243
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normal_distribution
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>>716248354
believing an online IQ test meansyour IQ is probably about 90
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>>716250200
Actually possible. I grew out of mine. Only difference is that I'm also a high IQ classical musician, but I don't go around acting like a dick about it.
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>>716249362
>Uses iPad
>Says he has IQ in 150
Kek
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>>716248354
MENSA listed me as in the top 0.0001% when I was 10, as an adult I score in the 150-160 range. It doesn't mean I or anyone else for that matter is a "genius", the fact you listed the "mainstream" classical music means that you are nothing more than a troll and more than likely a serial baitmeister.

I am a professor at Wolfson college, I lecture in Astronomy and planetary science and have two Bsc's and a PhD.
That is down to hard work, IQ scores are all about solving puzzles and not about intelligence, retaining information or being able to use that information.
160 or not you are a retard.
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>>716248747
Posts on /b/ about having a high IQ.

>>716248747
>That's when I started soaring above my peers.


Elliot Rodger pls go.

Really though, someone with a "high" IQ should be smart enough to realize they are relative.

Congrats on having a high IQ compared to your peers at a young age. I would bet money that it doesn't last through university.
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>>716248767
I second this.
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>>716248354
>All this and I'm still in high school.

You're too fucking stupid to read the rules
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>>716248354
I know that copypasta
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>>716248354
>triggered
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>>716254450
>>716254450
Omg another one trying to get attention for his high IQ
I GOT AN IQ OF 207 AND I ALSO GET PLENTY OF BITCHES SO WHAT NOONE CARES
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>>716248354
But can you count all the way to schfifty-five?
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>>716258063
>I've never taken one but in what way are they flawed? I'm curious because this is usually something people say just to make excuses for certain racial/ethnic groups, I couldn't help but notice.

Not the same anon, but here is my take on why they are flawed.

An IQ test measures things like your ability to recognize shapes (or patterns, or changes in patterns) quickly.

Your capability to "think" and put together new patterns is what the test is aimed to measure. (roughly)

A ditch digger (and a rocket scientist) of comparable age whom are able to recognize and solve the IQ test "puzzles" in a similar amount of time and style will have the same IQ.

Everything ("success") beyond this is a personal choice that the ditch digger and rocket scientist had to make themselves.

Just because someone HAS an IQ of 163 doesn't mean that they will "use it" in their day-to-day lives.

The ditch digger may have an IQ of 163 and never realize it. (because the ditch digger never had the opportunity in his life to be tested)
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>>716248354
There is no widely accepted level that equals "genius" on the IQ scale. Indeed, there are so many different IQ scales that saying "my IQ is [whatever]" is largely meaningless.
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>>716248354
Try not to be so pretentious, you won't be happy or make friends that way.

Having a high IQ is great, but it's far from guaranteeing you'll have a good life. Have you read any of the big longitudinal studies on kids with high IQ? The Terman study is the most famous. Give it a good read -- scoring a certain IQ at your age is a terrible predictor of what you'll be doing later in life. You're roughly as likely to become a scientist as a farmer.

You might not be super aware of this yet, but human intelligence can't be summed up in a single number. Experience matters, personality matters, your ability to work with other people and style of approaching a problem matters. You can learn these from spending time around people who are good at what they do, but they're hard to pick up.

My advice: apply yourself to learning something you enjoy. If you're bored in school, stay the fuck away from /b/ and read books on math, languages, philosophy, politics, computers, whatever you like. If you can, make friends with a teacher or two at your school and talk to them about what you're reading. Try explaining things to people who haven't read what you have. If you really understand what you've read, you'll be able to summarize it and explain it without getting your ego involved.

Stop comparing yourself to your peers and try to do something great with your life.
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My IQ is 135. I'm poor, unemployed, have no friends and gf.
IQ is worthless and is as relevant in life as elbow curvature.
What matters in life is social status, looks and social skills.
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>>716248354
Yes, but with all that being said, you are OP, so all that means nothing because all we can see is that you are a faggot.

Fag.
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do you play?
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>>716248354
Autist fag
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My IQ is also in that top 0.1% - but unlike OP, I'm not a dick
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>>716248354
High school.. where I'm from you leave that shit hole at the ripe age of 16 so you're underage.. MODSSSSSS!
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>>716263848
You're a faggot instead.. hueee..
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>>716248354
> I'm not listening to mainstream Teenies music
>I'm listening to mainstream classic music
Ok good to know
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>>716264202
Classical music is aids, only good for trying to get to sleep.
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>>716248354
bruh my iq was 145 when i was you and in school, these days its lucky to be above 110. make sure you workout heaps otherwise you will be left with nothing when you get older
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>>716254032
transconductance of a MOS transistor
recognizing an equation doesn't make you a genius, you retarded faggot
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>>716264375
Everyone has a different taste in music but what has your opinion about classic music and use to do with my point on op being a massive faggot?
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>>716248354
>My power level is over 9000, for those of you unfamiliar with power level this means I shoop da woop. I also have a ceiling cat, it just blew me, shit was so girugamesh. Things as diverse as going to jail, resisting arrest and paying the fine come naturally to me and I get shouted at and called "Criminal Scum" in Chorrol for accidentally stealing paintbrushes and tankards from the inn that some moron left on the bar. I spend my free time blowing up vans and performing such acts as hacking the DNC and blaming Russia, stepping away from the microphone to breathe and spearheading the Polish space program.
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>>716248354
Why aren't you a master falconer, like I am?
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>>716248354
I used to work for the CIA and now I have AIDS.
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>>716265555
checked
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>>716264973
To prove everyone has different taste. You're acting like OP now..
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>I'm on the Autism Spectrum. If that's what you mean, then yes. I was diagnosed with high functioning Asperger's syndrome but I grew out of it as a kid.

>@716248854

>Im only a virgin because I choose to be. I could be kissing plenty of girls
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>>716265555
oh what's this?
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>>716248354
It's called "Nachtmusik", not "Nacht Musik".
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>>716248354
>high school
>intelligence
kek
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>>716248354
if you are so fucking smart why cant you solve this? FAGGOT
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>>716265935
>everyone has a different taste in music
Thanks for the information faggot.
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Listening to old music doesnt mean you have an high IQ
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