Dubs decides

My dick doesnt touch my ass so I cant go fuck myself

>>716215879
When I try to say some words like and it doesn't work.

>>716216056
Roll

>>716216285
Roll

>>716216285
>>716216378
thanks m8

>>716216285
Rilling

>>716215879
>I have a problem with
people getting my pronouns right

>>716216285
This. Dont overdo it too quickly

My sexuality

>>716216599
Winrar

>>716216599
winrar

>>716215879
I accidentally the modem and now the internet is on fire.

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Alright... were in business. Proceeding to the next screen

I'm trying to download Asian retard, child porn. How do I hide my UP address?

>>716215879
I can't find the basketball network with no niggers in it and i can't find it.

I'm trying to hack into the government to start a cyber war with Antarctica.

Put in real info

Put in the info for the whitehouse/obama

>>716216836
First Name
> Burrito
Last Name
> Juarez
Phone number
> +696969420
Zip Code
> 623293

>>716216836
First: back
Last: door man
Address: 420 8th street
Zip code: 80904

>>716216742
terrible
you won't even get connected starting with that shit

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Well be a while boys... :/

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>>716217000

>>716217000
STILL NOT DUBS

>>716217085
Its dubs decides isnt it?

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>>716216531
Rolling 4 ma nigger moot

Happy B-day moot!

>>716217085
Op what did you put in?

I'm trying to get an erection, but it just won't work

>>716216746
>>716217027
>>716216864
>>716216746
Rolling for these

I can't find my asshole

>>716217400
Winrar!!!

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Fuck you to all those who doubted me. Dubs decides

>>716217455
>>716217400
Double dubs wins twice!!

>>716217400
WINNER

OP MUST FOLLOW THROUGH

Welp, see you in prison OP...

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He wants to know how he can assist me

>>716217588
Tell him i have a problem with my shitty service

>>716217588
Anally

>>716217400

>>716217655
WINRARA

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>>716217655

>>716217731
Anal elaboration

>>716217731
Kek

>>716217799
Winner

>>716217799
Winrar!!

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>>716217799
They like censorship

>>716217799
tellem my butthole doesnt like dicks.

>>716217930
Lmao!!

Are u black amarjeet

>>716217930
Oh, and go make me a sandwich you niggar monkey

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>>716217999
>>716218000
chekkt

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Gotta save it

>>716217999
Not dubs...does it still count?

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>>716217999

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Is it okay to download midget retard child porn?

>>716216285
Roll

>>716218068
I feel that your company has been fucking me in the ass with the bandwidth/download speeds I have been getting compared to what I paid for

>>716217930
comcast wont let me masterbate with my jars full of smegma.

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Hes clueless. What next?

>>716218159
Also, I have AIDS and I wanna fuck you to death like a dirty monkey. A big fat dirty monkey niggar.

>>716218250
Rolling for this

>>716218307
do a barrel roll!

>>716218338
Roll

>>716218338
Woooow, anon has issues

>>716218414
re rawl

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Ugh

I can't get the child porn channel to work, can you fix it please?

Go make me a sandwich

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Are you eating watermelon you spook?

>>716218491
i request a roll. this is my request, quoth the anon im referring to.

>>716218338
Rolling for this

>>716218586
do a barrel roll!

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>>716218466
Wot next?

>>716218338
Rollin

>>716218622
We have a winner

What is the felatio ratio?

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>>716218622
Double barrell roll

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>>716218733
Fuckin kek i love it

>>716218746
Go drop dead in a ditch,
You fucking bitch

>>716218746
niggers tongue my anus

Ask "If diamond is the hardest metal, why don't we make bulletproof vests out of it?"

>>716218894
rolling for this

Have you ever pooped on your pillow case?

>>716218860
ARE YOU (((BLACK)))???

Di you wanna suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs asshole?

>>716218956
re-rawl

My sister is fisting me!

>>716218974
Roll'd

How can we back the Whitehouse?

>>716218973
Roll

What is your relationship with your wife's son?

>>716219053
Kek

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Guy can take a dick but not a joke.

Go fuck a blender until you die

My genitals are itchy. Please send help.

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OP delivers

>>716217588
Its late, you got India.
Rolling for: Ask him for cyber sex.

>>716219125
Good job OP

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Alright well try another one. Dont go too far kiddies.

>>716219170
Rolling for this if you call India

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Try this site OP

>>716219422
How many white women have you gang-raped?

>>716219422
Dubs decides a 2nd attempt.

I'm ready to hang my self, can you recommend a brand of rope??? Thanks

>>716219579
roll

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Alright. We got another one, guys! Light him up!

>>716219633
This

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>>716219633

there is some downstairs who broke in. im locked in the bathroom with only my computer. you have to help

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Shes impatient :(

>>716219805
Roll for this

>>716219838
I bought an electric dildo chair from you guys, and its making my asshole bleed. Is there a way to make it more gentler on my asshole?

>>716219941
Rilling

My connection will not let me threaten the president

>>716219941
Kek roll

It’s the Nutshack! (Yee, yee)
It’s the Nutshack! (What he say?)
It’s the Nutshack! (Oh, yes! Yeeeah)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey, I got the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (‘The fuck you say, boyee?)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack!)
It’s the Nutshack! (It’s the Nutshack…)
It’s the Nutshack! (Hey!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Piece a’ nuts!)
It’s the Nutshack! (Whoooa!)
It’s the Nutshack!
Hoo-ugh!
Phil’s from the stone, Jack’s from the pier,
Horatio or Horat so beer!
Tito Dick “Dickman”, baby!
He hates Phil and loves the ladies.
Jack’s cool-ass lazy, he’s still learnin’.
Number one Cherry Pie, still a virgin.
Chita, meet da freak of da weekah!
Phil’s homegirl that Jack wanna keep her,
But that’s not happenin’, either!
Shakin’ like a seizure, hold up, boys
and spark this, take a breather.
With that reefer in my lungs,
I got grapes, what you watchin’, son?
It’s the Nutshack! (Yah!)
It’s the Nutshack! (AAAAARRRGH!)
It’s the Nutshack!
It’s the Nutshack!

>>716219941
This

>>716219941
Also rolling for this

>>716219941
Kekkkkk

>>716219941
Rolling

There are burglars in my home, I'm locked in the bathroom, send help!!

>>716219805
roll

>>716220177
Winner!!!!!!

>>716220177
Winrar!!!!

>>716220046
rolling for this

>>716220046
Also rolling

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>>716220177
Keep it legal plz

CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM CUM IN MY BUM

>>716220177
This!!

>>716220343
Im with the CIA which stands for cock in asshole

>>716220046
Check em'

>>716220426
Rollz

>>716219515
no cmon thats for legit people needing help

>>716220426
Haaaa roll

>>716220046
Rolling for nutshack spam

>>716218250
roll

>>716220472
Bullshit, that is for /b/'s entertainment

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Hes onto us, guys

>>716220046
YES. THIS

>>716220426
Rawl

>>716220591
Ask for their customer service department because of lack of service.

>>716220426
Les gooo

>>716220680
Rollin!

>>716220046
Rolling for this. If I get dubs, I'll nut and post pics

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False alarm guys, i got dis

>>716220046
Rolling for this

>>716220046
Whoever wrote this thinking that it was actually what the lyrics are must have a severe hearing impairment

>>716220046
Rolling

>>716220591
i was pleasuring myself with a comcast antenna and the tip broke off and i was wondering how to get a replacement

>>716220760
Im with the CIA which stands for cock in asshole. Were an office of the FBI which is fucking bitches indefinately. Were also with the ATF which stands for Ass the Fuck aswell as the IRS which means In Rimjob Shit

>>716218250
rolling

>>716220426
Roll
Lmfao

>>716220901
Rolling for this

>>716220426
Fubs now pls

[Hook]
Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

[Verse 1]
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, don't touch that!)

[Hook]
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

[Verse 2]
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

[Outro]
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!

TELL ME ABOUT BANE WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

>>716216746
Roll

>>716220901
roll

>>716221014
reroll

>>716221027
Roll

>>716221027
Gold

>>716218491
roll

>>716220861
Well, it was from reddit.....

Also, I'm rerolling for that shitpost...

does comcast come in the color green?

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>>716215879
gave me much keks, thank you

>>716221027
Gold. Rolld

>>716221027
roll

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>>716221027
rrrrrrrollin

>>716221122

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>>716221221

>>716219633
Forgot this WInrar.exe

>>716221027
rolll

>>716221279
Was he even rolling for that shit?

>>716221014
Roll

I better have dubs, or else...

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Okay, fags. 2 different ones I'M NOT OP

this is awkward but i accidentally ejaculated on my cable box and it got on one of the wire connections and there was a spark. now it wont broadcast

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>>716221027
Fuck it, thats too good to pass up

>>716221427
rolling for this

>>716221377
Who cares? Its out there now

why don't your devices come with a sexual hole?

Im with the CIA.
Cock in asshole.

What's your return policy on devices that have been inside someone?

>>716221014
Rolling for this, but replace every one with the entire bee movie script

what flavor curry did you have today?

>>716221694
THIS

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Well, at least hes sorry about Bane wearing a mask

reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep

>>716221694
roll

>>716221014
>>716220046
>stale memes

>>716221711
WINRAR

>>716221751
NOOOO. Threats will cause her to leave you faggot

>>716221694
Holy roll

>>716221711
Op here. My phone wont let me paste on their stupid chat interface :(

>>716221694
Rerolling for this.

>>716221711
Winner

OP must follow through

>>716221427
roll

>>716221930
Nah fuck that. Ill do what i want. Its my thread.
If it means that much to you, go start your own thread

>>716221711
>posts shit-tier meme
>gets dubs

>>716221694
FUCKING THIS

>>716221694
this needs to happen op. rollin

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

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>>716221421

>>716221868
Damn ._.
Well this is awkward

i wanted to ask about getting extra channels
specifically gay porn..

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>>716222102
>>716222110
Because why not?

>>716222359
Rolling for this

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>>716221694
Rolling

>tfw tomorrow i have to go to answer comcast tech support calls for eight fucking hours
wish someone just called to be an asshole and hang up

>>716222307
Also, make me a sandwich or I'll call the police to arrest you for being a (((NIGGER)))

Oh crap, I'm breaking down again

Do you guys offer bestiality?

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>>716222419
>>716222430

>>716222549
Anon, where are you based out of? Maybe I can call and get ahold of you just to give you an excuse to dick around

>>716222662
What if the device is still inside someone?

>>716222603
Rolling for this

>>716222764
THIIIIIIIIIIIS

>>716222430
roll

>>716222764
Rolling and add (and its sticking out of their anus)

>>716222764
kek roll

>>716222764
Trollin

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>>716222764
Why not?

every channel is Trump tv for some reason. how can i change this?

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>>716222307

>>716222980
Roll

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>>716222976
MAKE IT COUNT BTARDS

can you send a technician to remove the device from inside the person?

>>716222695
i answer calls from florida, illinois and some other states i dont remember, because most calls are from those two, but i mostly answer spanish calls so it would be very difficult for you to reach me and its already almost impossible

>>716222980
This

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>>716222997

>>716222980
If I wanted to purchase the device permanently to make it my wife, what legal process would I need to go through?

>>716220901
roll

>>716223110
it is inside my wife's daughter anus

>>716223110
I mean, this is a 'my partner and I tried new things' situation. Unfortunately, it didn't work out and I'd like to know the return policy for these types of issues.

If you were a robot you would tell me right ?

>>716215879
"Whenever I buy pay per view porn the little door won't open so I can fuck the receiver. I've came 8 times and glazing the receiver just won't help. I want to show how modern cable is a dirty little whore and and deserves a good dicking"
Rolling.

>>716223140
Yo puedo hablar un pequito espanol, pero es muy malo.

I don't remember exactly where my accents go. So fuck it.

my comcast has a slow connection when i shove it up my butthole, is there a way to get a better one?

>>716223110
I mean the device is inside that person and they still need to get it out

>>716223322
winrar

>>716222997
NIGGER FAGGOT

>>716223307
Return policy!!! Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>716223140
Y yo soy de Illinois.

>>716223433
oh god damn it

by the way i just wanted to say merry christmas

>>716223322
>>716223353
one of these two genius shit

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>>716223366
Triple dubs have spoken

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>>716223366

>>716222997
NIGGER CUM NIGGER CUM NIGGER CUM NIGGER CUM NIGGER CUM NIGGER CUM

I LIKE TO FUCK MUNCHKINS WITH MY KNIVES

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>>716223597
Weak shit does not belong here. kys

>>716223517
pues seria uno en un millon pero si lo vas a intentar haz referencia a este hilo para reconocerte

>>716223663
you good nigga

>>716218250
ROLL

refer to comcast guy as Osama

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>>716223307
Too good to pass up

How do i go about getting a sturdier antenna? I tried killing myself but it broke.

you cant forbid me to shove my comcast up to my asshole, can you

>>716224002
No problemo amigo. Ustedes tienen muchos personas que peudo hablar espanol eb su trabajo?

Sorry that my spanish is total shit. I'm actually trying to brush up because I have to take spanish 3 and 4 this summer. Fucking bullshit that a degree in molecular biology requires 4th level of a foreign language. I get 3. But 4?

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>>716221027
bruh...

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>>716224522
Here we go

>>716224522
winner

Yes. I'm having an issue with my cable box. During a splurge with drunken pay per view porn I fucked my receiver with out any protection. Now my receiver wants alimony, child support and now I have a restraining order and can no longer go within 500 feet of my apartment building.
Rolling
Original was >>716223353

>>716224522
en* su trabajo. pardon.

>>716224587
fucking hell

>>716224522
there are way too many spanish only agents actually, sometimes we have twenty minutes between calls

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>>716224699

>>716224686
Rerolling

i have a personal question, is it possible to lose camcost guarantee by using it as a dildo and shoving it up to your ass, i mean, we all human after all, i like the electrolyzed feeling of a cold antenna penetrating my butthole

>>716224922
Wait, that's a thing? They ONLY speak Spanish? No English at all?

try sexting

>>716224941
That was not supposed to be a thing. That was an accident. I was just talking with the comcast guy. I had no idea you were gonna use that.

Sorry /b/ros.

>>716220472
Kill yourself, moralfag

are your devices good enough to make bombs out of?

i'm gay

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>>716225399

>>716225118
its supposed to be 10% english calls but its more like once every two months, last thing i heard was we would start answering english (which is the way it was before) because the higher-ups don't want us with so much free time which is bullshit because they recently started a new campaign in the same site which is like 1/3 of the company who for some reason only receive like five calls a day

>>716225825
Well it's simple then. You get a proxy and look at porn in your downtime.

>>716226303
they blocked our access to normal internet, if someone catches me even trying that they will fire me

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>>716226780
Well duh. Just wear a disguise anon.