Ask the almighty Conch!

>>716212542
Is Op a faggot?

>>716212687

>samefagging this hard

How long will it take until he contacts me again, BLYAT

>>716212542
Is Kek real?

Was the Holocaust a Holohoax?

>>716213139
Reroll

Will trump make America great again?

>>716213214
Reroll again

Should i buy a 4chan gold account?

>>716213214
Throwing the dice with my human hand again, so I can ask the magic conch shell again.

>>716212687
This is op pretending he's not

>>716212542
Am i an alian?

Is hitler a good guy?

Should I ask her out on a date

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>>716212542
DOES HE LIKE MEEEE

>>716213214
Reroll

Should i ask the drake lover out on a date

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am i gonna bang this lesbian over new years

>>716212542
Should I kill myself?

Will Curtis ever have questions?

can i have dubs?

Should I bother looking for anyone for the rest of my senior year

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>>716213501
Ayyyyy

>>716213641
gimme them

should i change genders

Ok tard conch wtf do I ask her out on a date or not Starbucks nothing big u cuck

Will humanity ever purge its own stupidity.

>>716212542
Does the almighty conch wish to an hero?

>>716212542
Did she cheat on me ?

Am i cool?

Do I ask her out on a date u bitch

Fap?

>>716213734
Rerolling

I'm drinking bleach lmao

>>716212542
will my girlfriend and I be okay again today?

Is stamps yes?

>>716213841
Will the conch livestream?

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am i gonna get laid this week?

>>716213874
Roll

>>716213872
re-roll

>>716212542
will weed fix my anxiety?

Did i break my nose?

Should i give her 1 more chance

>>716212542
will i get over my anxiety >same fag

Will I get FFXV for christmas?
(Poorfag to the max)

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Is it possible to win the game?

That bitch gona try n get back with me..
Need to hire quartet and write "NO" song if so

Can i do drugs?

>>716212542
Will everything turn out all right?

>>716213915
Will the conch show tits first?

>>716212542
Should I permanently break contact with her?

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Will Pepe kill shillary?

>>716214417
We are all faggots here, but I need an answer

>>716214480
Fuck you conch

>>716212542
Should I sleep right now?

Is Christmas just a myth made by the Illuminati to disguise 9/11?

>>716212542
Am I immortal?

>>716214516
That doesn't help! Just give it to me straight.

>>716212542

should i leave for christmas?

does she love me ?

If i eat a pogo does that make me gay?

>>716212542
Will i be immortal?

Fap?

>>716214480
>0
Appropriate answer

should I fap?

i like a girl any chance she likes me?

>>716214682
RIP

>>716214627
FFS are you broken? I Just need an answer.

>>716214767
This is not working, last chance before I abandon thread.

>>716212542
Why?

Is pizzagate real?

will i ever gf

>>716214857
Yeah, fuck this I'm out

>>716214914
Reroll

>>716212542
Can I into transhumanism?

>>716214953
Definite answer pls

Will I ever have a chance with a real female?

Is hilary a giant cunt ?

>>716212542
Do you lie?

>>716212542
Will Maece give me a blowjob within a year?

>>716215106
Then tell me!

>>716215115
Rollin

>>716212542
That's not an answer

>>716212542
Will I ever get a gf?

is black lives matter a terrorist organization?

Is allah a joke?

>>716212542
can i have something to eat?

Am I a faggot?

>>716215247
Did Obama create ISIS?

Yo can some nigga hook me up with some good shit pleazio

kkk

>>716215399
Reroll

>>716212542
Will I ever fuck a little firl and not go to jail for it?

will the third world war really happen?

Libtard

does she want my cock?

>>716212542
Will Trump declare war to México?

doess she want my cock?

>>716215548
Reroll

Will i get herpes?

does she want my cock inside of her?

Will she fuck me tomorrow?

will she give me a blow job?

do i delete my account or kill myself?

will i fuck her in 2017?

>>716212542
Does my friends ex want the D?

Am i a metaphysical propriety?

will i fuck her in 2017??

yes?

Is abortion immoral?

Is every straight question answered with you're homosexual?

>>716215904
Yes??

will i cuck her boyfriend?

>>716215954
Reroll

I'll get laid by the end of the year

Am I gay?

Is putin a faggot?

will she like me?

can i nuke USA?

>>716212542
will i get laid in 2017

will she like me in 2017?

>>716212542
Am i 19 yrs old

Do the emails contain classified information?

>>716216185
ANSWER ME

>>716212542
Are traps gay?

can i kill myself?

Will Trump fuck up.

>>716216185
Fucking Kek, he's on Shillary's side.

Kek, are you with Her?

will i get a gf this year

>>716216235
Clear answer please. Are they gay?

>>716216224
Reroll

>>716212542
Will i hit the lottery

>>716216271
I FUCKIN KNEW IT!!!

>>716216287
FUCK YOU CONCH

>>716216284
>:/

Are they fucking gay or not?

will there be a racewar?

when i pull my inevitably huge erect cock will her reaction be to guzzle foam from her mouths as she tries to fit the war vessel inside her puny pathetic mouth?

will she ever drop her abusive boyfriend?

>>716216407
reroll

>>716216271
IS THIS MOLOCH SPEAKING?

Will I ever find friends in gw2?

>>716216434
fug

>>716216474
duble reroll

>>716216479
Reroll

will my cock fit inside her mouth?

Will I be single all year next year

>>716216490
Reroll

Is God real?

>>716216542
Damn Kek has betrayed us

Is Op a lesbianic whore?

>>716216596
Typical vague ass conch

can i kill Donald Trump?

>>716212542
Will my sexual fantasies about Gillbert Gotfried ever cease?

>>716212542
should i change my degree?

>>716216655
Dubs makes this true

>>716212542
Should i stop shit-posting in 4chan?

>>716212542
Is life truly worth living?

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>>716216655
DOUBLE DUBS

>>716216697
Well the Conch's answer was plainly obvious

>>716212542
will I win the pulitzer with my first book?
pls no bully

Oh magic conch, will I be single next year

>>716212542
someday i would be able to suck my own dick?

is conch a bootleg of magic 8 ball?

Will my dumb ant win the lottery?

Is my life a lie?

Am i in a server?

>>716217059
Reroll

Is the prophet alive

>>716212542
Is George Soros the Antichrist?

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>>716212542
ok

>>716217317
Reroll

>>716212542
fap?

>>716217399
Rereroll

>>716217484
Reroll yet again

>>716217547
Shit. Reroll

>>716217623
Definite answer conch

>>716217737
DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?

>>716212542
Will I be a good boy tonight?

Will I win the jackpot of the Powerball lottery with the next ticket I purchase?

>>716212542
>>716217807
Is that a yes OP?

>>716217778
Refuckingroll

>>716212542
Will I get laid in the next to weeks ?

>>716212542
is my mom sick?

Are aliens on the moon?

>>716212542
>>716217866
I want it to be a yes.

>>716217866
Most definitely a yes

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>>716217864
Will I win the jackpot of the Powerball lottery with the next ticket I purchase?

Will Trump make america great again?

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>>716217920
This is a good game.

Will the new york rangers ever win the stanley cup

>>716217965
Fair enough. Thank you, Magic Conch.

Will she say yes?

>>716217985
It's a yes or no question.

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>>716217985

>>716218044
Come now.

>>716218040

say no more magic conch

Will I destroy ISIS?

will Jeb! become president?

Will I ever get laid?

Will I be the leader of the world?

Will every post after this be false?

Are aliens on earth?

>>716218196
I want

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Is Pepe a hate symbol?

>>716212542
Will i

>>716218252
Kek wills it

Does life have meaning?

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>>716218196
>>716218226

>>716218252
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH

>>716218252
The conch has spoken!

>>716212542
was that Elaine?

>>716212542
Will I die soon?

Is pepe gay ?

Are you gay conch?

>>716212542
Is every post above this true?

DSLM?

>>716218404
>>716218434
>>716218444
MAGIC CONCH IS BUSY. PLEASE TRY AGAIN.

>>716218444
Kys

>>716218137
>You're Homosexual
lmao

Does my girlfriend really love me?

>>716218444
Fuck yeah tripppllleee

Will your mother die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post?

Will I ever suck a dick?

>>716212542
do she love me

>>716218595
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH

Should I give up on her

>>716212542
What is the answer to life

Is the world going to end soon?

Will I start WW3?

is god dead?

if i pull out my dick will some bitch start sucking it?

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>>716218706
you know what to do

Should i start the next crusade?

>>716212542
Does she like me?

>>716218882
Conch are you Muslim?

Is elon musk a cucklord ?

>>716218985
TELL ME HEATHEN

Does she like me back?

>>716219062
Damn you conch

IS CONCH A MUSLIM for that one anon

>deus vult

Cuntch or conch?

>>716219187
You already told me that Conch. Are you a Muslim?

>>716219249
ARE YOU A MUSLIM OR NOT?

>>716219187
AVE MARIA

>>716212542
Could I have something to eat?

Are jews bad ?

Did Hitler do anything wrong?

Will I rise to world power in order to burn a the Jews?

>>716219429
Reroll

Am I going to have sex tomorrow?

>>716212542

will donald trump finish the job hitler started

Will I get a qt redhead gf this year?

>>716219465
Give me an answer! Did he do anything wrong?

>>716219548
I care tell me!

Is the jigganigga9000 a real general?

>>716219625
DAMN YOU CONCH JUST FUCKING TELL ME! DID HITLER DO ANYTHING WRONG?

does he like me?

Should she eat the rest of the frosting?

>>716219688
YOU FUCKING BITCH OF A CONCH. DID HE DO ANYTHING WRONG?

>>716219782
THE CONCH HAS SPOKEN!!!

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welp

Should I get a flash drive just in case?

Did Bush do 7/11?

>>716219707
godfuckingdamMITNO

>>716219944
rerolling, then.

Did bush do harambe?

Did kush do 9/11?

>>716220079
Reroll

>>716220115
Yes or no did kush do 9/11?

>>716220184
Reroll

>>716220218
Roll

>>716220288
Fucking conch. Reroll

why u haf to bee mad?

if god is real,why did he make black people

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>>716220340
We'll then

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>>716219782
>>716219823
Eh. I'm not impressed.

will i get a dildo for xmas

>>716212542
Will I get a gf in 2 months?

Is life a self destructive parallel universe controlled by the illuminists?

>>716220519
Reroll

>>716212542
Am I a pedo?

>>716220684
Am I a pedo????

Yo can I touch little boys? Like cmon

are jews people?

>>716212542
Will I be able to roll Merlin?

>>716220803
Kek

is the poster above me randy bobandy?

>>716220885
reroll

Are feminists going to stfu soon?

>>716220990
one more time

>>716221084
Reroll

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>>716220855
i can on conclude that this poster is randy

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TRIPLE DUBS

This is post will end with dubs

>>716221387
RIP

Are Ernie and Bert faggots?

>>716221614
Reroll

Is bernie going to pass out during his next speech?

Is my dick big?

yes?

no?

>>716222254
Calling dubs

>>716222455
YESSSSSS CHECKEM BOYS