blue cupcakes
>>716206358
no
>>716207136
titties
>>716207242
>>716207380
not balls
Holy fuck everything is frozen. Pretty much had to ice skate my way out of my building complex
>>716207447
Stop being a faggot and post penises
>>716207585
1
2
3
that's all you get.
>>716208839
rude.
>>716208944
fuck you
>>716208839
Those are some nice penors
>>716209195
think he wants to do that to you
>>716209260
obviously. I only save the best of anything.
>>716209300
he and you can kill urselves then.
>>716208839
Better than nothing
>>716209390
I can't think of a new and original response so instead I'll just say okay.
>>716209578
stream it pussy
>>716209390
To be honest I don't know if I'd call them the best, but they are of a high quality. A bit lacking in girth for my slutty tastes
>>716209600
you're right you know
I am too scared to do it
I'm too scared to fuck a women.
woman*
>>716210439
why would you even
>>716210471
I wouldn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVwqSlTFQq0
>>716210622
I meant why would you be scared
>>716210661
I'm not. I'm trying to be obnoxiously gay.
>>716206611
Source please
>>716210779
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT JUST A FRIGHTENED STRAIGHT?
>>716210656
I like her stuff on the Postmodern Jukebox a bit more than I do the stuff on her channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rve03u7oEvI
>>716210858
I mean, I better not be. All those years of self-hatred would be kind of a waste.
I want to a Jeff.
>>716211054
self-hatred for what?
being gay?
>>716210018
Much better thank you
>>716210395
Vagina dentanis
>>716211066
>>716211124
Yes.
>>716211054
weren't they anyway?
>>716211165
>>716211165
I believe it, mine was just wanting to know why.
>>716211265
but then again I was already 18 so
>>716211166
Nah, they were a catalyst for acceptance and feeling comfortable with myself in any form. Ultimately any situation where you're your own worst enemy is "a waste", but it was more than just me. I learned me some things.
>>716206256
i think you mean "waffles"
>>716211427
nope, this image:
>>716206358
>>716211399
>any situation where you're your own worst enemy is "a waste"
well fuck
>>716211568
don't dump, man
very well
you know it kills what little conversation there is.
>>716211483
Depends on how you look at it, that's why I gave it quotes.
right
jews are the only reason gays exist tho
>conversation
Nigga I am here for the porn. Dump away. Go to IRC or discord for conversation.
I AINT SAING YOU CANT POST PORN but porn without talk is as good as shit spamming at killing the thread.
>>716211745
>>716211669
I'm fine conversing with porn in the thread. If anything it attracts more people to join in
that is how me and nef killed fluffy threads for like 2 years, every day spamming in minutes, every thread, for months.
>>716211858
first actual laugh Ive had all day thank you
>>716211882
Truly something you can look back and be proud of. Tell your grand children.
>>716211776
>Nigga I am here for the porn
Then why you postin weird googly-eye stuff
>>716211989
>katia having children
heh
>>716212000
Mistakes were made.
>>716211940
You're very welcome~.
>>716211989
I fought in the great meme war and also killed autistic shitposter threads.
>>716212053
hey now I'm trying.
I measn not with females but I'm trying.
>>716212214
I cannot find an appropriate counter image. So have this instead.
>>716212622
r e k t faggot
>>716212682
slurp my taint gayboy
>>716212794
you're the loser here, not how it works
>>716212857
I feel sick.
I wonder what Snuffles is up to.
sitting at his computer
>>716213030
it's not that gross, I shower
as we all are
>>716213480
How do you know I'm not posting from the bathroom
wash your hands
>>716213623
i do not, i only have semi-significant circumstantial and logical evidence.
i am off to shower. kiss
the lefts goal is to turn our country into a borderless, genderless, jobless, beige utopia.
three days till presents
>>716214364
HEIL DEUTSCHLAND UND MEIN FÃœHRER, GAS ALL OF THE JUDEN
GAS THE FURRIES, THEY ARE THE UNTERMENSCH
>>716214557
hail trump hail our people
Oh yeah.. It's christmas
>>716214697
this
>>716214737
>>716214754
SEIG HEIL, /POL/ REPRESENT
>>716214807
pol is garbage
then again.. we're on the worst board
I want to cuddle a Jeff.
>3 days
kek
>>716214883
/b/ is.
You're talking to someone who has been on this site for 12 years kid.
>>716214883
/pol/ is never wrong.
good evening, my face hurts
>>716214364
sounds like Gene Roddenberry's Star Trek universe.
yes three
>>716215008
refer to >>716214934
I only come to this board for shitposting.
>>716215064
except kirk doesn't have to refer to sulu as xir or lose his captaincy or some bullshit.
only 2 here
yeeee
non-American countries don't matter
>>716215314
It's gone down the shitter ever since '11 -'12. Maybe before, maybe later, I stopped caring in 2010.
>>716215422
Also, this.
is this even real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWnyQtkDsks
>>716215422
This
wow katia
what good conversations
good job
>>716216233
>>716216233
>>716216233
no sand niggers allowed
once we reach page 10
I get 72 virgins
virgins are dumb
>>716217214
you'll still get 0 because you're going to hell whether or not you suicide your children in the name of allah.
>>716217449
also this.
they usually are yeah
muricans just mad they have to wait an extra day
Reminder these are also the syrian rebels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDcs-noMUSg
Nef, give me all your legendaries on Pokemon.
>>716218153
nyet
>>716218287
do it nef
>>716218328
eat a dick
>>716218445
I mean.
captcha made me select a soda WHICH IS NOT COFFEE
>>716217561
don't do it then
>>716218287
pls
>>716218866
let this get to page 10? sure
>>716218875
nyet
don't fuck children
Why fuck kids when you can fuck dogs?
>>716219260
Maybe I can be your dog.
>>716219356
*pets*
>>716219549
I'm going to see if dad will feed my cats when I visit.
I got the whole week off.
>>716218965
you're the best
>>716219635
cats? you have two now?
>>716219799
i know
>>716219853
Anri is my cat. The one I adopted out of the parking lot at work before the ice storm.
Shadow is my aunt's cat, but she gave it to grandma a few years back because she had to move and couldn't keep her. Grandma does not want her anymore so I took her.
why does the oral-b app need my fucking location
these jobs will continue to be lost to automation, leading some to speculate concerning federal "basic income."
>>716220231
i think this kid is a faggot
>>716220080
so to answer my question
yes you have two cats now
I hope they get along at least
>>716220456
N
>>716220324
Why is there an Oral-b app?
>>716220563
I'm getting a whole extra buck on my hourly starting soon.
>>716220606
They hate eachother at the moment, but most cats do that with new cats. Also guess who's going to be trained for fork lifts!
>>716220606
He probably is.
>>716220611
That is a beautiful gif and you are a beautiful person.
>>716220774
>
>>716220721
Because it's TECHNOLOGY. My toofbrush apparently sends data to the phone about brushing habits, how hard I'm brushing, how long I spend in each part of my mouth, etc.
I wanted to see if the data is readable, as I plan on building a smart mirror. It'd be cool to have that information just displayed on the mirror, instead of using my phone.
>>716220913
It's going to open a lot of jobs up for me when I move.
Fork lift drivers are a big thing.
>>716220774
i am going to ask for a raise before ai takes over my position
>>716220324
cause they're sending your info to the new world order
I... I'm proud of you Squash.
Just be careful.
>>716221171
Are you going to be ok.
>>716220721
I want a Jeff in my bed.
>>716221258
I am not as clumsy as I use to be.
But I will. It will be a learning process.
>>716221010
Why do you need this info?
>>716221304
>>716221378
I mean, it's supposedly meant to help you brush better and more consistently. I just want it for the extra "unf" factor for the mirror.
>a smart mirror
What on earth would you even use it for?
smart observation of one's self
>>716221657
I wanted to get one to display weather and shit.
Maybe even a calendar.
this is going well.
>>716221657
It's just a side project. It's just meant to be neat. Can bring up the headlines, the weather for the day, do facial recognition for customization, such as bringing up your calendar, to do lists, package arrivals, etc.
>>716221840
star trek is slowly becoming real
I still need to set up my amazon echo and buy some smart lights to hook it up to
>>716221959
huh, cool
>>716221885
is that rachel maddow
>>716222048
Smart lights?
And if Oral-B aren't a bunch of fucks, I can also get it to bring up brushing habits in various forms. I wanted to also add a "sleep" tracker, someone did some work on basically being able to detect how bad your sleep bags (the ones under your eyes) are.
>>716221304
Lick my butt.
>>716221959
NEEEEERD.
>>716221304
>>716222352
>>716222179
lightbulbs that can connect to phones and stuff that can change color, turn on via app, etc
I have brain dablige.
>>716222339
answer the question you fucking lesbian
>>716222351
Yep, that's me.
>>716222454
if you think that is a legitimate question, I don't need to
>>716222440
If you're gunna get some wank ass light shit you better just get clappers.
Clappers are way cooler.
>>716222404
>>716222351
hey snarf
haha jokes on you I was only pretending to be retarded
>>716222615
>>716222446
it's from electrocuting yourself
>>716222489
Touch my benis, you nerd.
>>716222759
>>716222803
And numerous other mishaps.
>>716222888
>>716222567
nah man, it'll be cool to walk in the room and be like "Alexa, could you turn on the lights and open my Pandora playlist"
context, Alexa is the name of the personality for the amazon echo
>>716223083
I'd rather use Cortana, but that's just because Halo.
>>716223011
Halo stopped being cool after Reach honestly.
That and the shit between it and 3 don't need to exist.
>>716222615
Hey Jeff.
>>716222965
Do it.
>>716223239
>>716223456
how you doing?
>>716223524
still the idea of an andro-lesbian german dictator sounds pretty cool
>>716223290
Halo 2 Anniversary is pretty cool
>>716223290
Pump the breaks kid.
>>716223753
I never got to play that one. I was considering getting the collection sometime and just going through it, but I gave my Xbox to my cousin.
>>716224019
its not my favorite but theres good memories involved
>>716223722
Found out I got to close on Christmas Eve.
>>716221276
in what respect
>>716223290
I think Reach would have been better had it focused on the superior Spartan teams that were deployed on Reach, as their stories were far more interesting compared to the inferior Spartan 3s.
Basically going by Eric Nylund's rendition, I would have been fine with Bungie doing their own take on the story but Noble team was far too bold and drastic in my opinion.