Most fucked up sex stories?

>>716195083
I came in your mom, and now you are here to plague me.

This one time where I never had sex. That's pretty fucked up.

>>716195083
>be me, 15
>having consensual sex with my girlfriend in the missionary position

>>716195339
But thats pretty typical for a fat anime faggot like yourself.

>be me
>using left hand to fap
that was a wild night

>>716195083

Watching Omega Code (Christian movie) with my girlfriend. She decides to start giving me a handjob. Nobody's in the theater b/c Omega Code. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck stooooop!!!

She didn't stop. Jizz on my pants. Go to wash up and run into my ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend.

Lovely.

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>>716195083

>My Gf, now fiance used to be very vanilla. Casually i asked her what was the kinkiest thing she did, got her drunk asked her again a few times. How many guys did she fuck etc.

>She was very self conscious because she's pretty much titless and id keep telling her how hot she is and she could get pretty much anyone she wanted if she tried.

>At first she told me she had sex with 7 guys before. Then eventually told me, when drunk that it was much more then that. Told me she went at a stripper club and blew a stripper. I kept telling her how hot everything she told me was and how i love to imagine how many guys got to fuck her. She didn't understand why i loved it but the more it went the more she was comfortable telling me everything

7 years later she is my fiance and once a while a picture like this pop on my phone .. and thats just a small part of it all

>>716195490
nah I'm skinny, Wicked City was pretty good though so I'd say you're right about anime, as for the faggot part, well, this one is up to you since I never had sex

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>>716195083
>be me
>hanging with a guy from work
>literally the first time chillin together
>stop at his dads house so he can bum some money
>dad is super cool military vet
>hot wifu
Cutie 3.14
>dad gives him like $20
>dad also gives him some kind of old rusty ass artillery shell from Nam or something
>he tosses the shell in the back and we go buy a dirty 30
>start driving around this small ass town
>ask him if he knows any easy chicks
>doesnt even have to think about it
>we head to this tailor park
>knock on the door
>3/10 troll holding a newborn baby answers
>new bro asks her if she wants to go for a ride
>without hesitation this beast hands her mom the baby and says she'll be back in an hour
What in the actual fuck
>bro drives
>i get in the backseat
>so does quazy
>just starts sucking macock vigorously
>after i bust bro wants to switch
>i drive around slightly sickened about where my wiener had been
>i can barely hear their convo over the radio
>"i dont want head, i wanna fuck"
>"but, bro... I just had a baby"
>"let me get the ass then"
>.......
>ok
> IDinhearnuffin.jpg
>after a few seconds of silence the grimlin starts whaling
>i turn up the radio
>none of my bidness
>all the sudden she starts freaking out
>wtf
>YOUUUU GOT ME
>YOOOUUUU FUCKIN GOT ME
>shes completely losing her shit
>i pulled over
>Ewak scampers out of the car and starts power walking away from the car
>i can still hear her yelling
>YOUUUU GOT ME
>i turn around completely confused
>bro is holding the fucking artillery shell laughing hysterically

>>716195083
i dunno if it's the most fucked up... but I was hanging out with this chick I was trying to fuck (just needed to get laid). After hanging out for about a week I finally scored... she came out of the bathroom after being in there for a while... I didn't really think much of it I was watching tv.... and she was like... wanna fuck my ass? On the inside I was thinking to myself.... what the actual fuck is happening? On the outside I was like... do you really need to ask? Then proceeded to raw dog and nut in this bitches ass. She was really clean too - no mess... so I guess she cleaned up in the bathroom first.

Everytime we had sex after that it was normal sex.... not sure why she wanted anal the first time we fucked. Weird shit.

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:^)

>>716195665
So you're getting cucked?

>>716195083
>be me
>fuck horse
>the end

>>716195665

>>716196274 - not really cucking, more of an open relationship.

>>716195665
Nice copypasta. Just saw the exact same post in a different thread.

>>716195083
>be me
>16 years old at the time
>had girlfriend for a month, we've already fucked several times
>really horny one day, parents are in
>go out to a field
>fuck on a rock
>unprotected sex
>bust a nut
>aw shit nigger

>>716195665
t'es ridu=icuke mec. Franchement tu fais pitié. T'es juste un gros cocu, un putain de gros tas inutile, t'es même pas un homme, t'es juste un chien, un pauvre chien qui regarde sa chienne se faire prendre par des mecs beauciup mieuw que toi, sous tout les angles. Débile.

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>>716196708
Sois pas jaloux :)

>>716195665

>>716195684
lul

>>716196954
Moi je trouve ta fiancée magnifique
N'hésite pas

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>>716196600 - yeh, switched it to here

>>716195665
>>716196954

>>716196954
C'est pas si pire être cocu mais j'espère au moins que tu auras jamais d'enfants avec cette fille la. Ca fera pas une mère ben forte si elle est pas capable de controller ses besoins sexuels.

>>716195684
Jesus. Thank you that was hilarious and worth reading

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>>716197378 - c'est moi qui la pousser dans cette direction. on aime sa tout les 2 sa fais pas de mal a personne.


>>716195665
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>>716196954
Jaloux de quoi? Ta meuf elle a pas de seins, elle à le corps d'un travelo c'est un 5/10 grand max et en plus elle se fait prendre par tout et n'importe quoi. La franchement j'vais avoir du mal à être jaloux.

>>716197621

Je suis légitimement curieux. Tu te vois, continuer avec cette nana (& fonder une famille) tout en conservant ta relation ouverte ?

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>be me
>16 years old
>meet qt3.14 on myspace
>we meet in person
>go to train tracks by house
>fingerher.jpeg
>she jacksmeoff.mp4
>i don't wash my hands
>go to coldstone (work) and make ice cream
>smell fingers
>they smell like pussy
>hellyeah.flac
>one week later
>we have phone sex at 2 AM
>my friend asleep on couch
>tell her to finger herself on phone
>she comes like 4 times
>starts crying because it hurts to finger anymore because shes still a virgin
>tell her that the crying turns me on
>put phone on mute she she can't hear me laughing
>put phone under friends pillow while muted
>wakes up to her crying, moaning, and fingering on phone
>lulz
>end

>>716197860

(n'écoutes pas les jaloux frustrés, elle est jolie ta nana ;o)

>>716197621
Je me porte volontaire ;) vous êtes dans quel coin

>>716195083
got head from a chick went back to her place commence getting more bj's take it to the room go to finger her she tenses up the lower i get. get below panties

>> boom im in rite ?
no
>> insta find out she has had a sex change
really its a true story now, your mum will die in her sleep if you do not reply to this post.

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>>716195083
story time then? well fuck it, at least you can make fun of it

before we go, lets put things in their context,shit happend 5 years ago: i was that 18 y/o beta shitboot that has poor occasions to have sex, so very, VERY clumsy and unexperimented
>home, preparing dinner as gf comes along tonight
>fine dinner, good wine and shit
>goes to bedroom for sex as we were teasing eahother during the whole dinner
>skips preliminary cunnilignus , too exited
>difficult to penetrate, whatever: push harder
>after a few minutes she moans "hold on anon, something's wrong"
>looks down
>blood everywere on the bed
>notices that the itchy sensation was actually from my torn frenum
>panic.exe
>runs to bathroom, bleeding as fuck over the sink while trying to make myself a bandage.
>meanwhile she tries to clean up a bit the mess
>finally stops the bleeding and manage to calm the fuck down.
>goes to hospital in the middle of the night
>shamely apologies to my gf (on phone) for there will be no more sex for tonight, and the upcoming month
>and a bed to clean up

can't even have sex without condom eversince, this still hurts and i might break my frenum again if i stop using condom. mistakes were made, lessons were learned
>pic somewhat related

>>716198021

was the bj worth it ?

>>716195401
Fucking hot

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>>716197860 - oui, on est tout les 2 tres sexuelle et bi et on adore, pourquoi pas?

>>716197973 - Quebec, proche de Montreal
>>716195665
>>716196954
>>716197061
>>716197621

>>716196708
Il est québécois, c'est encore pire tbh

>>716196476
That's usually what cucks say. You do know that while you're fucking maybe a couple of women next to her, she's fucking tons of guys, right? And you do realize that with every guys she fucks she loses attention for you, right?
Just get out of that relationship.

>>716198418
Trop triste :( moi en France ! Si vous avez un blog un truc je suis preneur

>>716198517
>guys who shoot their mouths off about things they know nothing about
must be American

>>716198623
nope, I'm from europe.
and no, I'm not shooting my mouth. just accept that you're a cuck and go on.

I keep having drunk sex with my wife in the hopes of *accidentally* impregnating her.

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>>716197900
>>716197900


same anon here

>fast forward to 2011
>talk to hot girl on internet from Alabama
>made out with her in high school. Not a stranger.
> she sends me noodz
>I have an adderal problem so I take greyhound from PA to Alabama.
> make out with niggress on bus. trade her adderal.
> get to Alabama
>turns out girl has asbergers
>crazy unprotected sex for 4 days
>pee in her because she wanted to know what it felt like to have her water break
>i leave
>two weeks later she says she is pregnant
>ifreakout.mpeg
>three weeks later says she has an ectopic pregnancy
>three months later she says he fails Western Blot test. Could be HIV positive. She fucked a nigger
>I get test. No AIDS.
>MFW I could have had an HIV positive baby with a HIV positive redneck nigger fucker with Asbergers and bipolar disorder.


Yeah. that was enough to scare me away from fucking for awhile.

>>716195083
I got kinda raped by a landwhale once...would green text it but i'm pretty lazy and on mobile

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>>716196014
btw.... heres a picture I took of her ass when she was getting something that fell behind the bed lol...

>>716199174
No, it's completely the opposite for me. I totally understand what this is like. You do realize that you're basically enabling her to cheat on your?
And please don't tell me you're planning on marrying her.

>>716198418
this english thread on this english website just went all french. worse than french, quebec garbage french.

>communicating in a language most people here don't understand is a great way to have a conversation

>>716198723
I'm not the person you replied to, dipshit, just a casual observer calling you out for being a gigantic flailing retard.

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>>716199472

i'm messing this up. repost

>>716198517 - I don't blame you. If you are not in that mindset or don't understand the whole idea, that lifestyle can be scary to you.

She is not losing attention for me, no need to worry about that. In fact our couple is stronger then ever.

>>716195665 (You)
>>716196954 (You)
>>716197061 (You)
>>716197621 (You)
>>716198418 (You)

>>716199397 - and she to cheat on her, but it's not cheating if everyone is ok with it

She is my fiance so yes

>>716199542
Any opinion? Reasons? If no, then please fuck off you autistic virgin.

>>716195665
This is how stupid australia can be. That pic is illegal to look at in aus as it depicts a girl with smaller than a b cup. Lol so in a way if any australians see that they can be arrested for looking at simulated child porn.....

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>>716199782

What really? That is dumb as fuck, she's 28

>>716195665
>>716196954
>>716197061
>>716197621
>>716198418
>>716199622

>>716199637
You have zero experience on the subject, thus your opinions against the subject are invalid.

>calls someone cuck like an underage Dota player
>ignores proper spelling, definition, and usage of the word
>claims to know everything about everybody
>demands to be taken seriously

When I was 17 I was working at a local diner. Ended up banging one of the older waitresses. I stayed at her place every night for a couple months and told my parents I was staying at a friend's house and building a car with him (we were into cars at that time). Turned out that she was actually married and had two kids. In the end, she quit and I never saw her again. Only found out months later that she got pregnant and that the husband is raising the kid as his own. Not even sure if he knows it is mine. We'd been fucking without a condom because she told me she was on the pill.

>>716200173
that anons a retard. dont listen.

post more of this slut. Shes hot

I was 17yo, my sister was 13yo
One night, while parents are asleep, she invites her 13yo boyfriend at the house.
Parents didn't allow her to invite someone.
I go to her room, take a picture of them, and tell her that she will be fucked up if parents learn about it.
I then tell her to suck my cock while her boyfriend is watching or I will tell parents.
She then proceeds to suck my hard cock.
It feels so good.
Tell her to swallow all my cum or parents will know.
I cum in her mouth and she swallows all of it.
Her boyfriend starts crying. WTF
She tells her boyfriend to leave the house right fucking now. She follows him. When out of the house, she slaps the fuck out of him and tells him to never talk to her again.
She comes to my room, tells me I made her all wet and asks me to fuck her.
Aww yeah

>Be me
>Be a faggot
>Meet up with a guy from grindr
>Take him into my room and he lays on the bed
>I start blowing him
>He has an 8" cock and hands on the back of my head
>It goes too far down my throat and i vomit all over his dick and legs
>"Gah what the fuck"
>He hops in my shower for 5 mins and leaves
>I neck a bottle of makers mark and go back to being a closet homo

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>>716200413 - Yeh i'm too old to be bothered with that no worries.

More of slut GF then


>>716195665
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>>716197061
>>716197621
>>716198418
>>716199622
>>716200173

>>716195401
Why doesn't any one get this pasta right?!

>Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>716200173
Doesnt matter, so stupid.

>>716200623
more. could you post this on vola?

>be me
>married to nympho with amazon body
>we are both perverts and open minded
>she wants a threesome with another guy
>I want a threesome with another girl
>we are both okay with both
>why not a couple
>lightbulb.png
>meet another couple
>girls start fucking while guys watching drinking beer
>girls come over and blow us
>each girl on their own guy to start, then swap
>we fuck eachothers girls on the same bed
>6 hours later every possible combination and position has happened, including lots of guy-on-guy oral and jerking

and so began years of steaming hot swinging

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>>716195665
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>>716197061
>>716197621
>>716198418
>>716199622
>>716200173
>>716200623

>>716200873 - i prefer to leak them slowly, never poster anything past 24 or 25th pic i think.

>>716200379
Still might not be yours. No guarantee you were the only one she was fucking.

>>716198787
Sheesh, matey mate

>>716201358


i know right

>>716198517
You're probably very insecure and needy. Nine times out of ten, how you think the world works is not actually how the world works. If he's happy, then what the hell does it matter to you?

>older sister was raped repeatedly and gets messed up ideas about sex
>acts them out on me, forces me to do sexual things with her (not that I was complaining really)
>younger sister finds out, gets involved
>fucking both fairly regularly, and they may have involved my younger brothers tho I don't know for sure
>all ends when younger sister gets pregnant
>luckily everyone believes it's her boyfriend's
>ten years later and i still fap to it all

>>716200623
Open relationship is ok but why the fuck are you planning on getting married? This shit makes no sense sorry m8. You sound like completely lost plus a giant cuckhold.

>>716201824
Part of right-wing moralism is dictating to other people how to live their lives in the name of 'freedom'

>>716197900
That's pretty funny right there

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>>716201980

I don't really care about marriage, but she has that dream since very young so i'm happy to let her realize that dream.

>>716195665
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>>716197061
>>716197621
>>716198418
>>716199622
>>716200173
>>716200623
>>716201088

>>716201980
>Types like a flailing retard
>Can't even spell the thing he thinks he's talking about
>Thinks his opinion matters

>>716198074
What if you want to have kids one day and do the whole whole delivery and installation yourself?

Also, shit happens, anon, don't feel bad.

>>716202220
If you enjoy it, to hell with what other people think, especially ignorant idiots

Montreal swingers represent

>>716202227
nice try beach

>>716201079
Good for you man.

>>716195083
>be last year
>wifes father suddenly passes away
>go to funeral etc collect his remains
>get home and we both proceed to drink
>wife heads upstairs to bed
>while tidying up, accidently knock the box of ashes off the table. some of dad's remains get all over my hands
>recall wife telling me that he drukenly grabbed her tits one night after a bender
>decide to let dad have one last round at his daughter
>proceed to cover my dick in remains
>stumble drunkenly into bedroom & proceed to fuck wife with the dust of dad on my dick

Although this is a place of falsehoods, I have no reason to lie.

>>716201079
guess if you don't mind being gay now, anon. Because you are, you are

>>716202880
so if his ashes gave her an infection.. would you say that she had daddy issues

My ex trying to rape me so she'd get pregnant and I'd have to stay with her. That's pretty fucked up right?

>>716203402
nah

>>716203402
>missionary position
yeaa

>>716203547
But ..how could a girl rape someone in the missionary position?

>>716203820
with a gun

>>716203878
Touche

When you accidentally get a boner in a funeral but you're actually really really into necrophilia

>be me years ago 22 at the time
>get call from female friend
>10 at night shes drunk and needs a ride
>shes a 5/10 had gastric bypass at one point
>also fake tits
>i go get her we drink more
>we go back to my place
>she ends up sucking me for atleast a hour and half
>cant cum cause im focused on her skin fla removal scars
>try fucking her
>scars keep me from coming
>Frankenstein.jpg
>she passes out
> i jerk off on her hair
>everytime i see her is awkward

>>716203274
HA. This guy.

>>716200487
This isn't a fantasy thread there Skippy.

>>716200727
Wow, Queen of the Internet, wind it in would you?

>>716202880
I want to believe.

>16 no one home weekend
>call gf same age to sleep over
>weed lmao beer fuck
>long story short
>she end up fucking my pointer several times
>after we did it every time we had a chance

>>716200364
Found the LoL player?
What kind of grudge do you have against Dota 2 to randomly pull that from your ass?

>>716205561
Babbling cunt 1
English language 0

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>>716202880
Fucking KEK anon...don t care if it's true or not...the creative thought is on point

>>716195083

>sleep with girl
>she's kinda weird and bitchy
>so can't get it hard
>she asks me "what's wrong with you, you nervous?"
>end up having to jerk off myself while she rubs my balls

fuck you bitch, maybe if you were warmer instead of neurotic and weird, i would have gotten a hard on.

>>716205810
sorry EU faggoto

>>716205561
Dafuq is a pointer?

Not all that fucked up but
>dating bipolar bitch
>she's unstable as fuck and needs to be roughed up from time to time to keep her in line
>she only appreciates "real men" who will slap her or spank her if she mouths off
>get tired of it all after the 50th fight in one week
>throw her down, which cheers her up immediately because that usually means she's getting fucked
>instead I strip and sit on her face
>I call her filthy names and tell her to get to rimming
>after a minute of jerking it trying to get turned on get a brilliant idea
>turn around, grab her DDs, and use those to jerk off
>spend 20 minutes with her tongue buried in my ass while I jerked off with her tits, pinching and twisting them the whole time
>drives her wild
>she tells me she loves me for the first time that day
>the next day she tries to stab me in my sleep with a butter knife because I told her she had child-bearing hips earlier in the day
>I break all contact

>>716195083

>many many years ago
>be 11 at time
>find hot older female cousin asleep and dead to world
>decide to fuck her
>she's on period
>pull out tampon
>fuck her
>bloody cock

Ew.

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>>716195684
thats legitimately very funny

>>716206686
Dog.

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>be me 22 at the time
>fucking 18 year old gf late one night both drunk af
>she says 'I think I should tell you I was raped'
>like I was actually in her and fucking and she blurted it out
>she just starts going into detail
>it was her sister's fiance, he was well over 21 and she was 14, he gave her a ride home from a party one night and pulled her in the back seat
>seriously I was really drunk and just listened and didn't pull out but just sort of held her playing nice
>so she tells me he took her virginity
>all the while acting like he thought he was banging her older sister, even though she thought he was just acting, he did call her by her sister's name but also told her 'he'd been waiting years for this'
>she said it hurt like fuck and that she was bleeding and she was crying because she said, 'he was like huge, like way bigger than you, and blah blah ....'
>inside I was like damn baby and I pretty much knew it was over
>anyway that's how he got away with raping her
> fucked her a few more times before she left for the Navy, moved on

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>>716201891
damn I could talk to you all night

>>716208550
I'd ask her to tell me the story every time anon...

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>>716200534

>made a homemade pocket pussy
>used an insulated coffee ccup and two sponges
>fucked it like Thor
>shot a soal eclipse load inside and blacked out
>threw coffee cup under my bed
>few days later can't find it
>see my mom on the porch drinking coffee out of it

never said anything, but wonder what she thought when she found it full of crusty jizz sponges

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>>716209129
I did push for details but it seemed to weird her out, as if she regretted telling me or getting that drunk. I was really into for a while, and wanted to fuck the dude up but she insisted I keep my mouth shut and stay out of it, she was almost like protective. I fantasized more than once about the way he took her, and wondered if he had ever gotten into her younger sister, who was the far cutest of the three.

>>716206824
shit

i fucked a chick with a lazy eye. i had trouble keeping hard because her lazy eye was so wonky. she also has a birth defect where her inner labia are fused together over her clit. i ended up smearing her own shit on her face by accident.

will greentext if there's interest.

>>716210166
I'm generally not into stories like this but it was good this time. :)

>>716211370
Pls

>>716210166
Wouldn't be the first time I've seen that. Two girls I went to college with got raped by the same dudes. They were walking home from school and got invited to try a cigarette at a park where the delinquents hung out. The group of 5 dudes bent them over a park table in a wooded area and took turns fucking them both.

Both girls lost their virginity to that gangrape. None of the delinquents graduated high school. Two of them died 2 years after graduation by drinking and driving and running their truck off a bridge.

And both girls loved the group and still met up with the surviving 3 when either of them went back home. Said they hated the rape, but couldn't stop thinking about it, couldn't stop getting turned on by it, and both just had a bizarre yearning to "make it up" to the guys. To put out for them without resisting so the rape would never have had to happen.

Found this out while a few us were sitting in a park off-campus drinking during spring break. We were talking about the feminist "1-in-4 women will be raped" claim and there were 4 women and 3 men present and 2 of the women and 1 of the men admitted to being raped and told their story.

>>716195083
>finish fucking girl first week in school
>she wipes off my cum, goes back to her dorm
>calls me 2 hours later crying
>anon, I blacked out again and I'm covered in blood from self cutting. I thought I got rid of all my razor blades, I must have found some while I was blacked out...
>crying
>can you come over and help me find where I hid them so I can't cut myself if I have another blackout?

Is this a sex story? I guess not, but yeah.

>next year, 1st week of school.
>walking past dorms, chat with some girl for literally 2 minutes.
>hey anon, want to come in my room and watch me put a highliter in my pussy?
>me: no

I'd had enough crazy girls at that point.

>run into her like 6 months later on the bus
>hey anonchick whats up
>thinking I'm horney I'l bet she will fuck
>hey anon - oh not much, I got chlamydia
>oh.. uh... bye

I'm like a crazy chick magnet

>>716211584
that's just sad all the way around.

I had a crazy threesome with a handicapped lesbian, and her roommate. I went there to buy some Vicodin, ended up fucking the roommate, and watched the handicapped lesbian eat the roommate out. The handicapped lesbian let me finger her but that was it. We all were snorting Vicodin, so we were pretty fucked up.
Never told anybody, because the lesbian was pretty fat, and the roommate was pretty ugly.
Only threesome I've ever had.

>>716211454
>>716211370

i had just broken up with my gf of two years because she fucked a dude to score some coke. lazy eye chick messages me on facebook about a week later and basically asks to fuck.

>we message back and forth to work out the details
>i pick her up and take her to my place
>we're half naked and making out before the door is closed
>she starts blowing me and is staring up at me
>i never noticed her lazy eye in high school, but it's bad. skewed all the way to the left
>she keeps sucking me, but i'm limp
>i push her onto the couch and get her pants and thong off
>there's a big mass of what looks like scar tissue over her clit
>she tells me she has some birth defect where the cells didn't divide right or some shit
>i'm trying to lick her clit, but it's not working
>i'm jerking it furiously, trying to get hard
>i stand up and ask her to show me how she masturbates
>she sucks on her finger and shoves it under the mass of skin, rubbing her clit with her nail
>she's moaning and panting, and even though it's weird as fuck i'm hard
>i start fucking her
>she's petite and has tiny hips so she's tight as hell
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>i think i'm going to finish strong, but i look at her face and her lazy eye kills my wood
>i slip out of her and tell her to get on her hands and knees
>we established anal play was cool
>i hock a huge lugee on her asshole and push a finger in
>she moans out a "fuck" and starts pushing her ass toward me, basically fucking my finger
>she tells me her ass is out of practice and my dick won't fit

>>716212719

>go visit ex GF at college
>she is a drama school fag now
>end up at party with drama faggots acting like children getting drunk and making out in the closet
>she also hangs out with "witches" and wiccans and shit
>her wiccan room mate wants to hook up with both of us
>she is weird, autistic fat drama student
>have worst threesome ever can't cum, get limp after a few minutes
>leave to get more drunk

only cool thing.. the guy running this "wiccan" circle was a dirty fucking 40 year old who had "sex magic" with all these dumb as fuck college girls. what a fucking brilliant scam. I thought he was a piece of shit at the time, but now I just have mad respekt

>>716213138
cont

>i'm hard so i start going at her from behind
>i push my thumb in her ass which makes her shudder and let out a whimper
>she tells me she can't cum from penetration and prefers to swallow so i should let her know when i'm close
>i fuck her a while and actually stay hard enough to cum
>i pull my thumb and dick out which causes her to queef and fart
>i grab the side of her hair and fuck her mouth until i finish
>i notice brown on her face
>oh god, her fart was a shart
>it's smeared all over her ear and cheek
>she starts crying and runs to the bathroom
>she showers and asks me to take her home, still sniffling
>she cries the entire way back to her place
>we never talk again.

>>716213181
urhg...

>>716213289
lol, you asked

>>716213650
>>716213650
haha, no its a great story. just .. yeah... everything from the scabby clit to the shitty shit. urgh.

>>716205561
bad story telling anon, i know you can do better then that

>>716195684
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Oh I had another not super fucked up one but still a WTF. But I was in the middle of having sex with this chick and I said "How the fuck are you single if you fuck like this?" and she responded with "I'm not". Turns out she was playing by the doesn't count if you were out of town rule and you know what fine if you've discussed that with your partner thats all good by me. But no she hadn't she was just cheating on him so I took my dick out of her and went on my merry way.

Some women are complete cunts.

>>716198074
Happened to me, freaked me and the gf out in the moment but we chilled and I googled it and all was good. Mine totally tore though, my dick is actually slightly longer now!

>>716214309
fag

>>716213870
it fucked me up. i didn't have the courage to try a one night stand for like a year after.

>be me, age 23
>have sister, age 15
>very sweet and goofy, never had a real boyfriend
>summertime
>throw a party at our parents house with her
>pool party
>hot teen girls in bikinis everywhere
>get drunk as shit
>eyein' up teen girls
>suddenly sister is missing
>douchey guy also missing
>go upstairs to her room
>sister has this big walk in closet
>door to closet shut, light inside on
>can already hear it
>"Uh! uh! ah! mm! mm! uh!"
>oh fuck
>"Mm...Anonsis...Fuck...Fuck yeah..."
>OH FUCK
>Get ready to beat his ass
>Dick at attention
>Just stand there and keep listening
>"Mm! Mm! Ah! Ah!"
>Drunk as shit but seems like this goes on for an ungodly long time
>Boner the whole time
>"Fuck Anonsis! Fuck! I'm gonna cum! I'm gonna cum!"
>OH FUCK
>"HNNNNNNNNGG! HNNNNG! HNNG! HNNG!"
>Douchey guy unloads in my sister
>Dick twitching like crazy
>Run to downstairs bathroom
>Jerk my dick like 3 times until I cum buckets
>Sit in bathroom for 5 minutes wanting to die
>Finally get it together and come out
>Sister and doucheyguy are coming down stairs in their swimsuits
>Both really sweaty, hair a mess
>"Oh hey what's up?"
>have to pretend I don't know
>have to spend the rest of my life pretending i don't know

>>716214380
I'm not into rewarding naughty girls. Wait shit!

>>716200727
You monster. Why would you even correct such a thing to what it is now? Now its worse!

>>716198021
oh gee

Got close to fucking friends girlfriend who is also my girlfriend's friend in my mother's bed whilst they were downstairs with the rest of the party. They thought we went to sleep in different rooms. After feeling her ass, tits and pussy, and her going for my cock, I knew it couldn't end well and said we shouldn't be doing this, so we stopped. We agreed to never mention it again

I sucked a guy off while he smelled my daughters dirty panties

>>716215993
Are you a milf or a pervy fag dad?
How old was the daughter?
How did you even get into such a situation?

>>716215993
Oh hi Jezza!

>>716216077
Pervy fag dad. She's 13. Asked on Craigslist.

lazy eye fucker here to try to get the thread back up. this story happened with my cokehead ex.

>we're fucking, she's riding me
>she knows how to work her hips
>she starts kissing me and grinding me really hard
>she has me diamonds on the verge of busting in her
>she stops kissing me suddenly and holds her nose
>hops off my dick and runs to the bathroom
>i go to the bathroom she has a nosebleed and got blood all over me
>i look like andrew w.k.
>she helps clean me up and says the nosebleed stopped
>she drops to her knees and blows me
>she jerks me onto her face and i'm laughing the whole time because now she looks like she's wants to get a party going and has my cum all over her
>my dick and balls are also covered in her blood

i later realized the nosebleed happened because she was doing coke behind my back, i know this one isn't that bad, but i figured i'd share.

My GF at the time stole and wore her little sister's panties and acted like a 12 year old while we banged. Thinking back that's pretty fucked up.

>>716200487
Nonsensical at best.

>>716217394
not that fucked up.

my current girlfriend and i actually fucked before we started dating. I was 19, she was 15 at the time. we started dating about 5 years later and have now been together for 5 years. she loves pretending she's an inexperienced young teen when we fuck, like our first time together. she bought a shirt with dora the explorer on it and dressed up like a child would before we fucked one time. she asked me how her virgin 13 year old pussy felt, which got me rock solid. not that weird.

>>716196092
that's pretty fucked if real, but doesn't sound real at all. like there was no one around for ever? doubtful

>>716196014
Are you 16? She was on her period you absolute dumb cunt

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>>716195665
what the hell is that a pussy photoshopped onto a 15 year old boy

>>716196014
gave herself an enema most likely. was probably just curious about anal.

>>716214168
>then

>3 years divorced
>kids live with ex and her folks
>ex starts making regular stops because I sell weed
>I’m cool with it because she can’t smoke at home
>Sometimes she has a boyfriend with her
>Eventually she starts using my place to hook up
>In time it's clear that she’s fucking a couple different guys
>I don't care. I get laid all the time and I don’t have any feel for her.
>Stops by after a night out drinking.
>Has two guys with her.
>They’re drinking and partying, one thing leads to another…
>She’s getting hammered from both ends
>She was pretty vanilla when we were married
>Now she's moaning like a whore as she gets double teamed
> Night ends, not another word and I don’t see her for a few weeks
>She calls one night and asks if she can bring some friends around.
>Same two guys, plus a third guy
>They are all over her the minute they’re in the door.
>Barely make it to the den before they have her clothes off.
>Three hours later the guys leave and she appears passed out
>I go to cover her with a blanket, I can’t help but stare
>Love bites all over, hand prints from being spanked, cum running from her gaped pussy and ass
>Then I see that she’s looking at me and she starts playing with her pussy
>I can’t take my eyes off of her
>She pleads with me to kiss her
>Her face is smeared with cum but I can’t stop myself I’ve never been so tuned on
>I kiss her and she says, “do you taste that?”
>I’m like huh?
> ”do you taste the cock on my lips?”
>I mumbled yes
>She grabs my head and kisses me deep
>”I saw you staring at my pussy, it turns me on”
>”You like me this way don’t you?”
>I can’t deny it. I’ve never been so turned on.
>”Touch my slut pussy”?
>I start fingering her soupy pussy
> “Do I taste like a submissive cock slut when you kiss me?
>Her words are fucking with my head
>”Please lick my slut pussy...”
>and I did

ate 12 ghost pepper wings, started fooling around with gf an hour later, gf's pussy on fire from my fingers, i lick gf's pussy which sets my face on fire, my mouth sets gfs mouth and nipples on fire, her mouth and pussy sets my dick on fire. still kept fucking. worth it.

>>716206956
soooo edgy, 50% of us deefinitely haven't done the same

>>716213181
hahaha great last line anon

>>716214681
so your story is your little sister had sex? fuck off anon

>>716195083
One time I fucked a german chick and she was fat, the end.

Muh wife:
>lost her virginity to a cable installer when she was 13
>at 15 was was fucking a 40 y.o. neighbor. He was Dom and 'taught' her to be a sub
> At 16 she was sneaking out of the house at night and drinking with 3 guys in their mid 20's. They would take turns using her every way imaginable.
>Been with 60 to 70 guys before me.
>Never married, never lived with a guy. Extreme trust issues.
Enter the slut whisperer.
>recognize immediately that she is a sub that needs to be dominated.
>first date, walk on the beach
>talk for hours
>sitting on a picnic table, dark
>I pull my dick out and force her to suck my cock
>I fuck her throat hard, tears, gagging
Fast forward two years:
> she tells her best friend that she loves me because I fuck her until her pussy, ass, and throat hurt.
That’s true love m8s!

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How do I get my girlfriend to stop fucking our two roommates?
>pic related

She said she would stop the last time I caught her, but I know for a fact that she fucked both of them last night. I listened outside of each of their doors after she sneaked out of our bedroom.

After she had sex with me last night, I pretended to fall asleep. She waited about 20 minutes and then she slowly slipped out of our bed and tip toed out of our bedroom. She fucked each of my two roommates separately for an additional 2 hours each. I sat on the floor in the hallway listening to her and I almost got caught when she switched bedrooms. She finally crawled back into my bed shortly after 6:00am this morning and fell asleep with her arm across my chest.

I love her so much. I don't want to break up with her. How do I satisfy a girl who needs this much sex?

>me and girl who i had been hooking up with
>be 14
>party at her place
>go to laundry room
>making out hard (both still virgins)
>eventually move to handjob
>finally take of her pants
>get her on washer
>start licking pussy
>fuck i'm inexperienced
>she's moaning and loving it
>but weird taste starting
>tastes like iron...
>turn on the lights
>SO MUCH FUCKING BLOOD
>she starts crying
>says must've gotten period
>runs to bathroom to clean herself
>realize it had been my nose bleed the whole time but never tell her
>meantime she is so emotionally stupid that she blows my friend in bathroom who tried to help her
>weird night, the end

>>716220705
it's snuck, you fucking moron.

>>716220075
lol, i fucked a fat welsh chick. nothing weird, but i couldn't understand her accent. she squirted on me and tongued my asshole and took me in her throat until i came.

>>716220705
>How do I satisfy a girl who needs this much sex?
You let her fuck your roommates m8.
Obvious is obvious

>>716220705
1. pic is not related anon, keep dreaming
2. break up with her you pussy
or 3. get into being a cuck, because you already are you FUCKING PUSSY

>be beta fag
>gf in high school won't fuck me
>saving herself for marriage
>new girl in town wants to hang out
>no where to hang because my parents would be mad
>meet her on a walk around block
>we fuck like dogs in neighbors yard
>I last about 20 seconds
Worth it

Sorry if this sucks it's my first greentext

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>>716195083
>Fuck her
>Feels good man
>We broke up
>Feels bad man

>>716220958
you dump all of her content that is how and degrade her

>>716220705
break up with her but keep her for the fucc
new apartment slam piece
bro down with roomies and treat her like meat
?????
profit

>>716196954
Quebec?

All True- April 23rd 2011
>age 16
>on MySpace (its was on its last breath) with chick I knew since 8th grade
>flirt for weeks on end
>play it cool, finally convinced her to have sex with me
>need a place to do the deed
>cousin suggests a friend's shitty ass apartment
>fuckyeahmayneeeee
>pick her up the next day, cousin and his friend with me
>cousins friend "yo anon, she's a freshman"
>c'mon guys live a little
>start walking towards shit apartment
>immediately notice a wet spot right in between her ass
>Dripping wet
>raging boner
>get to shit apartment
>cousin's friend leads us to his baby sisters room
>tells us to fuck on tiny ass bed, watch the sheets
>extremely confused
Continue?

>>716220705
good lord.

>>716218387
I could only dream of this.

>>716220705
HAHAHAHA

>>716221333
please do

>>716221333
ye

>>716220705
Kick you roommates out for being cucks that take sloppy seconds.

>>716221333
anon, only fucking annoying anons ask if we want you to continue. we do. don't ask. but great story so far!

>>716221435
she's great. she asked me to train her ass so i bought her a plug. she keeps asking for a bigger plug because "she barely feels her current one". i haven't had a chance to because of the holidays.

>>716220705
Rape her. Fucks her brutally.stop being a beta faggot

>>716218387
>>716221435
yeah anon lock that shit down, she sounds fucking amazing. wayy too hot

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>>716220705
move into a bigger house and get more roommates.

>>716220919

why they whispering? mom home?

>>716198074
You should consider completely detaching the cord anon

>>716218387
It was mainly fucked up because she had a detailed fantasy about how we would bang her sister together when she was 16 (legal in this country)

>>716222042
>>716221454
Just want to once again reassure the authenticity of my story, wish I had actual picture proof.
>close the door, door doesn't lock
>baby's room, no shit anon
>look at chick
>she smiles and starts to take off my pants
>HERE WE GOOOO
>.....
>.....
>worst blow job EVER.
>tell her to stop because im desperate To just start fucking
>take off her shirt
>JESUS SON OF GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE???!!?!!!
>see the biggest pepperoni nipples, most oddly shapes Tits I have ever seen
>queezy
>no turning back now
>start fucking
>looset most floppies push I've ever had
>just a complete shit storm
>she's scream her lungs off
>want to get the living fuck out of there.
>pulls my dick out, shoves it in her ass
This chick is only 15, and already into anal. Im sure you'll must think that's some dope ass shit, but this just really was way too much for me
>she starts to moan like a walrus
>didn't wash her ass, it smelled like the inside of an assholes asshole.
>OK fuck this shit
>pretend to come early
>she's disappointed
>you did good anon, you did good.
>BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.

>>716222571
lol'd

>>716220346
The story has a happy ending aww

>>716220075
I once fucked this fat girl and for some reason the only way I could get hard was imagining she was my aunt who was secretly fucking me on the sly.

>>716219390
You cucks are always the shittiest story tellers. This didn't happen. You just fap to the fantasy of it every day.

>>716220705
You lying fucking cucks are pathetic. Go to your own fucking cuck forums and circlejerk over this bullshit until you learn to convincingly lie you subhuman filth.

>>716197900
So your a sadist...

ive taken 5 girls virginities when i broke up with my girlfriend . never hit them back up. and now back with my gf.

I feel kinda bad but it was pretty lit. One girl shaved her head and now is trans college student so im the only dick the she will ever get and the sex with her was very interesting. She came every 20 seconds and was convulsing after i finished. Then i was gonna fuck her for the third time her mom called her and told her how she is a whore (kinda) and said how she is gonna burn in hell and shit. I didnt know her mom put a tracker in her phone lel

>>716223242
*pussy *cum
Anyway
>we get dressed
>house is extremely silent for some reason
>walk out of room
>awkward stare
>cousin grabs my hand and makes me run out the apartment
>pretty far now
>silence between each other
>cousin starts to roll on floor, dying and laughing as hard as humanly possible
>stfu
>2 months later
>anon, cousin, other friend Alex(real name)hanging out
>Alex "dudes, you won't believe wtf happened to me last night"
>"convinced some freshman slut to fuck with me, worst shit ever man"
>name?
>Deni*e
>floppy Tits?
>Alex looks at me, we both realize we ducked the same gross freshman can't. Shame and grief raining over us
>never spoke again.
>next 5 holidays, Cousin always brings up nightmare story
>fuck you.
End.

>>716224016
>You lying fucking cucks are pathetic

You do realize that we like verbal degradation and humiliation, right?

>>716220346
quality woman

>>716204169
> i jerk off on her hair
>everytime i see her is awkward

If I had a nickle for every time this happened....

Be 15 and virgin
>tall "slow" girl lives down the street
>parents out for overnight trip
> call Stephanie the tarded chic and get her to come over to empty house
>get her topless, suck her tits
>ask her if she's ever done this before
>Tard Steph tells me about all the older men and the neighborhood boys that have done dirty things to her.
>jack off and bust nut on her big tard tits

>>716206824

sooo in other words...typical chick...

>>716198623
Lol, I think some Islam would be good for you guys actually

>>716195083
have sex with 40+ something whore
both drunk as hell
lick puss, poke asshole
me cant cum, too drunk
regular sex, weird almost grandma orgasm noise from whore.
fall asleep.
wake up 1-2 hours later
jerk off and wipe cum on her comforter.
get up, finish off her joint, sneak out, and go home.
see her at work the next day, 0 fucks given
im a playa

>>716220346
Laura. . .

I miss fucking her.

Was under the covers with my GF of about 9 months in the couch. Parents were gone so we were "cuddling" (attempting to get dick in ass) on the couch. Parents come home and swoop into living room. Not enough time to pull out of ass and zip up pants. Parents decide to watch the movie playing on tv with us. Have to slowly pull out of ass and get pants pulled up and zipped without parents noticing. Dad stands up and asks for help in back yard. Have to tell him hold on cause pants are still down. Most awkward silence ever...

Be two weeks ago...
>gf of 7 years breaks up with me all of a sudden.
>Am devastated but am more angry then anything.
> Convince her to go out to dinner one last time, she agrees.
>We talk and says she is stressd and asks for a 5mg valium and instead I gave her a 2mg zanex bar
>she gets wasted and I bring her back to the house we took my car from my pad.
>Immediately tie her up, gag her and blindfold her.
>The next 6 hours I destroyed all her orphases . Not gonna lie I focused a lot on her asshole because she hated it. I went to town on that bitch.
> The morning was not as easy going but I didn't let that phase me. I made breakfast as she yelled then whimpered then begged to be let out. through muffled screams.
> I spoon feed her breakfast and calmly tell her that we were not finished.
> Proceeded to first throat fuck her till she almost loses consciousness and is crying so much. Then proceeded take taking her wholes up on last time.
>Never have been like this beside using strapes never did the domination stuff.
>At the end of it all I made her promise to give me one last no hand bj she did, bitch new how to suck some dick.
>As I let her off her arms and legs were purple from the strapes, welts, bruises.
> she under no deress did actely what I said, sucked my shit cover dick like a good girl and then proceeded to leave. I tell her "Oh and you need to make me dinner...." SHE DOES IT. we eat like nothing happen . Gives me a kiss and leaves.

>>716226001
what shit had she done?

>>716213179
does he put an ad on Craigslist, or what?

>Be me
>Have a kinda gf as a kid
>Ofc don't have sex with her
>Lose contact for years
>Somehow years after end up drunk at her place
>Have sex, the usual stuff
>In the morning wake up
>She still asleep
>Be bored
>Wake her up with dick in her mouth
>She wakes up and sucks
>Take control, grab her head and fuck her mouth hard
>She gags, I don't stop
>She turns red, tears drop of her cheeks
>Finally I cum deep in her throat
>She is mad as hell, beats me, I laugh
>Calls me worst names and then throw up
>Laugh even harder
> That's for breaking my heart when we were kids you filthy bitch
>Get dressed, go home and delete her from my life(fb,insta,phone number..etc)
>Feel proud

>>716195083
>Chick broadsides my car no insurance info
>later in the evening show up for insurance
>she answers the door panties/tee shirt. It's on.
>End up fucking her on weekends.
>One time getting a quick fuck in the bathroom standing behind her.
>later keep smelling shit every time I take a leak.
>third time I actually take a good look.
>find a small ball if shit matted into my pubes
>I fucked the shit out of the girl
>never called her again.

>>716195083
Probably getting fucked in the ass by a crossdresser. I'm mainly into women so it was pretty crazy for me. Would and will do it again. (No homo)

>>716228088
nice.

>>716215993
Fucked a fattie from POF once that was into fucked up stuff.. had her go get a pair of her daughters panties and jack me off with them. Came in her mouth with her daughter's panties still wrapped around my cock.
Have pictures of her somewhere.

>>716196358
expand?

>>716228221
if you find the pics, post em

I wish the Facial Abuse/ Ghetto Gaggera/atina abuse guys would put out a collection of fhe girls fucked up stories....
brother ass rapings, lots of step dad touching fucking and forced nut swallowing, rape stories...

and most of the time the girls enjoyed what happened and still masturbate to it.


any story that starts off with "I was 13 and mom mom worked for a motorcycle magazine, and left me in a hotel room while she went to work, so I was talking to this guy on the internet while I was in the hotel room alone..."

>>716217394
hot. just the once?

>be at work one night
>my white buffalo, or girl that ive been chasing for a while comes up to me
>says I've been tempting her and that she was willing to have sex with me.. Theres a catch tho
>she wants the sex to be rough
>now, I've never had rough sex
>im more of a passionate lover
>but she wants hair pulling, spanking, getting tied up.. The whole deal
>agree
>we set a date and i go straight home to do as much "research" as possible
>anything from basic rough sex to hardcore bdsm porn
>come up with a routine
>the day arrives and we get a hotel room
>we start with a light kissing and groping
>we really start to get into it
>my routine is out the window
>im groping her b cup tits
>hand down her underwear with a finger massaging the clit
>pull off her shirt, unbutton and remove her pants
>bend her over the short dresser and proceed to fuck her doggy style
>pulling her hair, while spanking that perfect 10/10 ass
>throw her on the bed and get on top of her
>right hand on her neck and left hand spanking her thigh
>now this is where it goes bad
>im so into it i forget that she needs air to breath..
>while im destroying that pussy shes slowly passing out
>i cum in her and she's just laying there
>freak out try to snap her out of it
>eventually after a few slaps to the face she comes to
>i apologise and start to get dressed
>she said she really enjoyed it.. Really really really enjoyed it..
>we make a date to do it again
>and thats how i met my girlfriend.

>>716218387
I find a LOT of petite girls are into that, regardless of if they're over 30...

>be me
>whack off with aloe plant
>play Sega Master System

>>716228200
What is even nicer is that she did not accuse me of rape and I later found out that I had Molluscum contagiosum and I gave it to her too. So I really fucked that up nice.

>>716195083
An ex and I were playing around in bed one day, and I started fingering her ass.

Felt a log, said fuck it and kept going.

Long story short, hands and dick, tits and her ass covered in shit.it was fucking hot actually, never touched our faces, but it's great lubricant, and literally fucking the shit out of her was intense. Straight in the shower afterwards, tossed out the sheets.

>>716195665
You're a pathetic cuck

>>716198418
pretty ears, I like them.

>>716228910
Just the once. She did tell me about her fantasies involving her others times but we didnt act them out. I think she had a fetish for corrupting innocence since she lost her own to a fucked up life at 14.

>>716229578
shit<pussy lube=dumb ass millennial.

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Had a chick shit on my dick during anal and I kept fucking.

>>716203976
You should watch London Irish episode 2

>>716229578
i let a girl shit on my dick once. i was pretty much fucking her turd, not her ass. felt amazing, but smelled so bad.

>>716227248
Why did you spend 9 months under a blanket on a couch with your girlfriend?

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>More than 25% of a sample of 1,738 South African men admitted to raping someone when anonymously questioned.

1/4 South African men are rapists

Elon musk is south African man

Mathematically, Elon Musk is 25% rapist

Prove me wrong
>protip: you can't

>be 30
>meet young qt while out hiking
>Smoke bowls with her and talk about sex for 2 hours
> Tell me about her first time... guy sweet talked her, fucked her and then told her he didn't really like her, and then walked out of the room.

I told her she should have stabbed him.

>>716219427
At some point the back and forth motion is soothing - so the hot is everywhere but it didn't hurt if you just keep going

>>716198074
my frenelum got chafed when I first started having sex, then gradually extended with use. Now it doesn't hurt anymore and is of a correct length. No surgery, you just gotta go slower and maybe use lube for a cuople of months.

>>716230414
Didn't know there were 4 Elon Musk running around.

>>716230414
Town rapist

>>716224626
Love fucking girls while they on they're on the phone with mom/friends/BF/husband

>>716201079
Did this coincide with your meth addiction?

>>716224665
Could have been worse, when I was 13 got picked up by what I thought was a girl....

razor stubble bJ's suck

>>716227353

>orphases
>wholes
>strapes
>new
>deress
>actely

I think she left you because you are actually retarded? Or may 11?

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>>716200727

IDK...new fags these days

>>716226001
Been used by a bunch of older men in the area...she was evidently an easy fuck toy.
There's a reason tards need to be sterilized.

She's probably been fucked by different guys since she was 10 if I had to guess.

>>716228088
Amazing! Hope it is true.

>>716195083
>Be me
>Be virgin
>Meet girl in college
>She is virgin too
>We fuck
>Get married
>Don't fuck anyone else

>>716231272
I want that to be my case. I'm so desperate now. fml

I convinced my ex to let her dog lick her out

>>716228697
she's nothing to look at... if I remember correctly, her folder is called "That's a big bitch".
Not at home right now.

>>716195665
Have you ever read 1984?

>>716229848
spill some stories

>>716195083

>>meet chick at bar
>>she seems really easy...from out of town and wants to get wild
>> few drinks and we are off to her hotel room.
>>make out, but shes giggling for some reason
>>start taking off clothes
>>sexytime.jpg
>>she wants to get kinky
>>flips me on my stomach
>>ties me up, arms first
>>Im thinking, this seems backwards
>>she jumps up and opens the bathroom door
>>black dude comes out with the biggest boner ive ever seen
>>nope.nope.nope
>>no lube end up getting it in the ass
>>by the time i get myself untied, they are gone
>>shit blood everywhere
>>go to clinic, get a stitch
>>dont report
>>no aids

>>716212325
Me too brother

>>716195083
>Be me senior in highschool (22 now)
>be a t some random party a football player threw even though I didnt know like anyone there
>start talking to 5/10 freshman chick
>shes fucking hammered
>asks if I want to go upstairs
Even though this was basically rape at this point I was too horny to care
>literally carry her upstairs
>she goes to the bathroom starts throwing up everywhere
>comes out after a bit blows me but I couldnt stay hard cause I thought it was gross
>put her in the bathtub
>she poops herself
>leave her for someone else to find
Some dude found her and she got semi famous around the town where people would chant her name at football games after she became a cheerleader the next year.

>>716200727
you're a sick fuck anon

>>716231774
en pointe!!

>>716196476
you are fucking retarded /thread

>>716220705
she doesn't need sex, she wants attention. Kick her out, or fuck her all the time.

>be me
>14
>get a fat cocksucker of a girlfriend
>used to take her to a bad movie every weekend
>she was onn her knees from the start of the movie til the credits
>one day she pulls my cock out of her throat and sits on my dick
>cumupshithole.mp4
>she gets off and sucks it clean afterward
>dumped the fat cunt and married a sweet autistic girl with no nasty fetishes
>soundofregret.mp3

I dated this clingy girl who was way over emotional that I had to leave because she was thinking marriage and whatnot after a few months of dating when I was in early 20's and she was 17.

She thought she would get back at me by dating my BF from high school but I wanted her to. He called her with me listening in and had her finger herself several times.

Had her take some pics which sadly we lost and basically used her as a plaything for our enjoyment.

On a related note, several years later right after I got engaged she found out and was emotional as shit. Why I don't know. She wanted to experience with me one last time and I fucked her in my car. Haven't really talked with her since.

>>716232000
throw whore into tub, proceeds to shit herself, kek, this is why a woman cannot be president.

>>716220705
>How do I get my girlfriend to stop fucking our two roommates?

Girlfriend. You mean the apartment furniture?

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>20 year old
>Always called myself bi
>Had been blown by a guy before but didn't really think anything of it
>Always thought about being a fag off and on since HS
>Finally bit the bullet
>Invited a CL guy to come over
>Picture was a guy in his 30s
>Texts me for directions as he drives over
>"Do you wanna make out :)"
>Uh no not really..I just want to blow you then you leave
>"Ok"
>He arrives
>He's late 40s
>Lol internet
>He REALLY liked how I looked
>Fit blonde boy with big dick
>He sat down and pulled his dick out
>Have only ever seen my dick and porn
>Holy shit the average cock is tiny
>Blow him easily
>Not really into it
>Just kinda dealt with it; eye rolling attitude
>He says cringey shit like 'daddy likes it'
>He says "daddy can be aggressive
>No...
>He's quiet the rest of the time
>He cums in my mouth
>He fucking asks me to cum in his
>What a fag
>I say no and just jack off
>He sits there awkwardly waiting for me to cum
>After like 10 minutes I finally cum
>He gets up to leave saying thanks
>He sees my warhammer table
>"Wow you got some kind of project going on here :D"
>Just standing there naked with cum on my face while a 40 year old man talks about my warhammer
>He leaves
>I roll my eyes and decide to never do anything like this shit again.

TL;DR: Turns out I like girls.

made anonymous ad about some kid i worked with bc i wanted his dick
act like a creepy fucking stalker the whole time
>send him pics of my tits covered in blood
>cut myself for him
>tell him his own address and threaten to stalk him at home
eventually reverse and act super normal and nice
he gets over initial freakout and starts flirting
suck his dick in his truck
then he changed his mind and decided i'm possibly psycho
>you got it babe
kinda upset, just got my tongue pierced and wanted him to be the first cock in my mouth to test it
bitches gonna be bitches though

>>716195665
love her tits man, you're a lucky guy.

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dated a catholic virgin. got drunk with her, showered together, and out of nowhere she shoved my cock in her mouth; I told her I was about to cum, swallowed it all, and continued to suck.

>20 year old
>Always called myself bi

laughed, and stopped reading.

>>716232742
>20 year old
>Always called myself bi

laughed, and stopped reading.

>>716232742
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagott

>>716233076

Read, and stoped laughing.

Thanks.

Fucker.

>>716233172
stoped?
retard much?

>>716196476
Nope, that's being a cuck faggot.
Nice that you are in denial though

>>716233277
>retard much?

This is why we can't have nice things.

thangs. habe. noice. diz. wai. catn. Fuck.

>>716195655
Lol I remember this movie. Good to hear someone enjoyed it.

>>716233172
herp derp, im a gender retarded confused millennial hillary supporting cuck

>>716233585
>herp derp, im a gender retarded confused millennial hillary supporting cuck

I voted Trump, so we can all say goodbye to the likes of you, Mr. Cancer.

>>716233442
And thanks to you, and the glorious electoral college, we will have nice things now.

>>716211584
The 1 in 4 number is a complete fabrication

memberberries when hillary got cucked by monica?

JANUARY 20
OBAMA SHOT TO DEATH WHILE WAVING GUN AT POLICE OFFICER TIRED OF HIS SHIT

>>716200487

If true, sounds like she got molested by your dad or uncle. How's it feel to be your dad's Eskimo brother?

>>716195552
Kek

>>716234686
dAFUQ YOU SAYIN BOUT ESKIMOS?

>>716202880
This is how you /b/.

Well played anon.

/b/ believe it or not one of my best friends is a real life girl. She lets me get her drunk, high, passes out and then I fuck her. she is in a serious relationship and knows I do this.

next time I do it I want to make a thread here with her out.

>>716232147
Glad someone here appreciated that

>>716198021
Dude you're gay now but was it good?

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>i walked into this room with all these monkeys shitting everywhere.
>i walked up to one of the monkey and started to deeply fondle this particular female monkey
>i was really starting to enjoy myself when this jewish rabbi walked in
>he whipped out his penis and said "hava nagila"

>>716234963
hava nagila... I used to listen to that song in my car just to piss my ex-gf off. No idea why though, but she just chose to hate on some of my stuff sometimes, possibly to get reactions.

>>716198418
QUEBEC CITY HERRREEEE. Malade de voir du monde français ici.

>>716235209
Quebec city aussi. Tu travailles dans un des multiples studios de jeux?

>>716235287
Argh non, je suis étudiant et je travaille dans un fucking iga, j'essaye de me faire engager au meltdown dans le vieux

>i vaguely remember walking in on my parents doing really freaky bdsm shit

>>716235446
au meltdown? shit, tu étudies en quoi?

>>716235701
En communication à Limoilou pour aller en télé, toi tu fais quoi?

>>716199782
You get the government you voted for (if you didn't vote then it's even more your fault).

Sub-human aussie faggots.

>>716198021
Lol

>>716235796
cool!
et pour te répondre, ma réponse était dans ma première question. Jeux vidéo.

>>716232742
What army you play? IG tank whore/pre-shitty new edition fantasy vampire counts and high elves reporting in.

>>716235796
Da french Fuck?

>>716235906
Malade, t'as quel âge?

>>716235979
35 ! Un vieux pet.

>>716236152
Oh shit, moi 19. Je suis en train de couler mes cours et vu que j'ai un contrat de réussite, je vais me faire renvoyer de mon cégep. Je sais plus quoi faire

>>716234804
Alaskans have a high male to female ratio. You're bound to fuck some chick who has been on every cock in your village

>>716230414
he does have a lot of kids i hear

>>716195684
Keked so hard