For Christmas, I got my 17 year old Daughter a brand new 2017

*very bad parent

if he's doing good reward him
otherwise he'll think he's doing something wrong and possibly end up depressed and in a noose swinging from a tree

>>716191519
That's a good thing

>>716191330
you got a 9 year old an xbox one and ps4 but the 14 gets mtn dew?

parenting increased to 100

>>716191330
What the fuck is your fucking problem? You're a terrible fucking parent. 1) dont get a teenager a brand new fucking car you dumb fuck. 2) you're blatantly neglecting your middle child. 3) Buying 2 new gaming systems for a 9 year old is fucking retarded and guaranteeing their virginity until they're 30.

>>716191330
Let the 9 year old drink part of the mtn dew first , and then give the 14 year old the scraps.

>>716191905
I'm a good person and parent to everyone else!

>>716192199
Actually, I think I'll do this!

master bait

>>716192316
Nope! I can prove!

>>716191330
saged. fucking bait cancer

>>716192316
good contribution to the thread

>>716192455
Again I can prove

>>716191330
Can you elaborate as to why?

>>716192425
prove it then faggot.

>>716192460
fucking die. you're the reason shit like this is always on /b

>>716192264
Just kill yourself. Worthless douche fuck. I hope your 14 year old son gets so pissed he rips your dick off while youre sleeping and suffocates you with it

>>716192425
do it then faggot

>>716192455
>>716192316
>implying that 90% of the shitposts on here arent bait.

At least I can't find ops picture anywhere on google

>>716192607
with a can of mountain dew? also guarantee your daughter is going to be sucking some major dick in that brand new car heck she might even let Tyrone and friends borrow it haha good job fag

>>716191330
You're the best parent i know from the internet>>716191330

>>716192607
Mate, seriously, why cant people like you just stop? this is my home, it has been fr the past 7 years, can you just stop with this shit? im so ashamed of this place now

>>716192642
awwwwwwwwww
somebody's feelings hurt?
do you need a kiss fwom mwommy to make the pain go away?

Can you send some money over paypal?
Poorfag here
Paypal.me/eandrade10

>>716193066
what did he mean by this?

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>>716192952
10/10 anon. Even though your post was obviously bait, I still feel the need to tell you that you are cancer and that you should kill yourself. You're cancer and you should kill yourself.

>>716191330
Let me guess... You are the 14 years old sibling that is not getting what he or she wanted for christmas, ain't you? And you are posting this to get attention and approval from random strangers on the net, hoping we will confirm that yes, your mum and dad are very bad, terrible parents, yes, you can hate them all you want.

Yes, you are just a victim of the circumstances. You can start cutting yourself now. Don't forget to talk about all the pain, etc.

>>716193109
I'm not sending a nigger money. I've never even brought my 14 year old out of town!

>>716191330
What will you do the day your son joins the UPRISING and murders you and your son, and rapes your wife and daughter before killing them? :^)

FUCK YOU DAD, I WON'T FORGET THIS!!! MARK MY WORDS!!

>>716192734
Well that's because it's my picture, you silly you!

>>716192952
Nope! And I don't think you were here for 7 years.

>>716192729
Sorry my camera is dead. I need to charge it, then I will prove it.

>>716193066
Underage edgy fag detected

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>>716193203
This.
About somes up what I was about to put.

>>716193385
Fag you're not op

>>716193385
>camera dead
>no phone, laptop cam, webcam, potato to take pic

Always like this.

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>>716193066

>>716193492
Again he's not op

>>716193238
I'm not a nigger, just need a few to buy a ps4 for my young brudah! Please

>>716193238
you should go to any food mart with a lost and found, grab a whole box and give it to your 14 year old with the mountain dew spilled over all of it before the rest of you open up all your gifts. tell him to wait in his room and then forget about him. that should teach him not to be a middle child. gotta be hard on these unwanteds.

>>716193446
Don't you mean sums. Hahaha faggot!

>>716191330
If I were your son I would break your legs with a baseball bat. your whole family is fucked up. I hope your house burns down with all but the 14 year old in it

>>716193677
>dubs
they point the way

>>716193694
I'd burn my MANSION down with just my 14 year old in it!

>>716193677
I will!

>>716191330
Yeah, who cares about 14yo boys. Too old to be excited about Christmas and too young to be interesting. Can't go to the bar with you and just continually bitch and mean about their entitlements. Fuck off to the 14yo fap boys.

Sonic dash!>>716193316

>>716193481
>>716193543
Want me to post the screen of (you)? Or will you say I photoshoped it too?

>>716193694
I was a middle child too and I was treated the same way. Don't I deserve revenge from the world? And also I turned out much better than my siblings. Maybe that's a way to not be a sjw!

>>716191330
I don't get this meme. What's the point? Are you trying to say parents pick favorites? Are you trying to say you're a big shot? Are you just trying to convince /b/ you're a jerk? Is this your actual Christmas? Is that all your parents could all your parents afford extra? I don't get this, where's the funny?
OP is a faggot

>>716193234
This the truth

>>716194131
I think it's a reference to a post a few weeks ago. It was where a dad said he got his 4 year old a box fort.

>>716191330
>I got my wife a diamond
>spending money on artificially priced clear rocks
Good goy

>>716191330
Something about being a fool for beliving a thing people say on here

1/10 for making me reply

>>716194363
Virgin detected

>>716194131
It's not a meme nor it's funny! Even tho it's fun to do that. Think about it, whole life everybody was kicking you around, and as a parent you can finally reverse it!

>>716194242
What it box fort?

>>716194363
As long as other see value in it it has value

>>716194549
Fucking sadist

>>716194242
That's what I thought too. But thats my point. At least that fag had an angle.
>lol too poor to buy kid presents but here's some stuff of value in the background
My favorite part was when op thought he actually had money. Didn't realise he was a poor fag in denial
But this thread is fucking trash. OP fucking botched it this time

>>716191330
I bought my daughter a Raspberry Pi 3 with 200GB SD card, camera, and 7 inch display (stocking stuffer), a maxed out 2015 MacBook Pro, and a Thinkpad X1 Carbon which I installed Debian on. She's into technology and she got good grades, so I went all out this year.

Assuming this isn't bait, you're a piece of shit for ignoring your middle child. At least give him one of the gaming consoles. A 9 year old doesn't need two.

>>716194693
No, I'm not a sadist. The word is. But the only thing we human can do is imitate, and what else can we imitate, if not world? Everything is a part of it. Everyone is a sadist by proxy.

>>716191330
Man, kid. You're gonna feel like a real dickweed when you find out what you actually got for christmas. Or that your parents intentions were sound and wise and you just dont understand because youre 14.

That is if youre telling the whole truth.

Ill bet they got you some shit you didnt want by accident and a can of mountain dew and you're just acting like it sall they got to make a point on the internet.

Or better señor good grades. They put a shit tonne of money into a college fund for you instead and you wont have to worry about paying for it because they see so much potential in you.

But youre 14 so that non materialistic crap seems stupid to you now and you dont even realise how precious the gift of debt free post secondary is.

>>716194790
I don't think it's the same guy. That's clearly a WalMart bed frame

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>>716193682
Triggered

>>716194488
Diamonds are overpriced and monopolized
Not only that, they're barely even rare and have little actual value
On top of that, diamonds look generic as fuck
Get your girl an emerald ring, Ruby, topaz, sapphire
Anything but diamond

>>716194817
I'm not taking away my 9 year old child's consoles! He's one of my favorite children

>>716195196
Why do you dislike your 14 year old so much

>>716195302
He's the middle child!

>>716194549
Are you even trying dude? Seriously you prepared nothing in advance? This is the laziest thread I've seen all week
Also
>As long as other see value in it it has value
Are you literally retarded? You are the worst troll. Learn from your mistakes and come back Christmas eve

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>>716191330

>Guaranteed replies

>Trolling: Success.

>>716195186
I had no clue. Thank you

>>716195186
>let's not buy a ferrari in red, green or blue looks less generic

>>716195360
This isn't bait

>>716191330
So he's done nothing to offend you, does his job as required, is a good kid, and yet you're going to be such a cunt to him?
Yes you are a bad parent.

>>716191330
Why do you hate you 14 year old?
If you don't hate him, why are you blatantly treating him different from your other kids?
Don't get me wrong the presents for the rest of your family are retarded tier expensive, but why this inconsistency?
I mean heck even the pets are getting better presents.

>>716195360
What should I prepare? I'm here to talk.

And yes it does have value. You can sell it. Value is an abstract term.

>>716195359
Your point being?
If your point is he's the middle child and his siblings deserve more
I grew up with 5 siblings and only my dad chose favorites
Otherwise there was even spacing and no one got singled out
You are a terrible parent

>>716195497
Because he's the middle child!

Your child will suicide later if he is emotional.

>>716195429
>This isn't bait
Pic now, In order left to right:
PS4, Mtn Dew Bottle, Xbox, ring. With timestamp

>>716195652
Your point being?
He's done everything right, I don't see your bias
Jesus fuck, you are just a shitty dad

>>716191330
Mountain dew comes in cans???

>>716195186
>barely even rare

Ill go a step further. They can be made artificially, for cheaper than mining them, too. Real ass diamonds not even fake.

>>716195724
Sorry I can't do that because mountain jew is in cans. Also the presents are already wrapped, but I can send a photo of them under the tree.

>>716195876
Can and bottle

>>716195196
Fake and Gay
>tfw you sit in ops thread just to watch him struggle to be believable
Good show op you lonely faggot

>>716195724
The other gifts are all wrapped but I can give pics of the dew CAN under the tree!

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>>716192176
>Implying OP was being unironic
Newfag

>>716195652
That's only half of a reason though, everyone knows the stereotype of the middle child feeling unloved. What does him being the middle child have to do with anything?

>>716195196
I bought my 17 year old daughter two laptops because she will use them for programming. She's going to follow in my footsteps and become a software engineer. For what purpose did you buy a 9 year old tow gaming consoles? What is your kid going to be, a professional basement dweller like his cock sucking father? Kill yourself.

>>716195945
More and more execuses..

>>716195912
Well yeah
Diamond is basically just a full allotrope of pure carbon
The only thing unique about them is the structure, but the log of shit I shit out has a more unique and unrepeatable form

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You disgust me OP, people like you are the reason teenagers end up in 4chan with suicidal tendencies, if he's emotional about it, he'll probably feel that his effort are worth a shit.
Also I took the bait.

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>>716191330
>Mtn Dew
Aside from this being the worst bait a newfag could use, at least give him a good soda.

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How is this even good bait?

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>>716191330
>For Christmas
>Christmas
>Dec. 22

>>716196061
It's not even op, but some kid who thinks his anonymous on 4chan so he can prepend he's op and probably samefag too.

>>716196179
Isn't it obvious that they are wrapped? It's almost Christmas! Haven't you packed your gifts, hmmm?

>>716196331
You're saying it like it's a bad thing. You see I don't believe in good or bad childhood. Everything's relative. But it would be boring to have three identical children, so I treat them differently.

i wish someone loved me enough to buy me a mtn dew

>>716191330
He must be a ginger

>>716195429
>>716195622
Bait confirmed
As a note guys. You should only have 1 person claiming to be op to avoid issues like this.
As an additional note. You're going to want pictures for when you come back and try again. Proof more or less. Be sure to use pictures you've taken personally or pictures that don't show up in Google image search otherwise pictures will ruin your bait even faster.
You can keep pretending if you want, but you never pulled the wool over my eyes for a second. In just trying to help you troll better. Trolling is a art

>>716192455
>implying you can even sage anymore

Sage

>>716192176
Lurk moar faggot

>>716196628
>it would be boring to have three identical children so I treat them differently.
Nigga, don't you love them?
Don't you love your 14yo son?

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Here's the present, wrapped and everything!

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>>716196628
>says that's not op just a kid pretending to be op
>continues to pretend to be op in same post
>New
Dude are you just like baked out of your mind?

>>716197050
Not really

>>716196779
Not my fault some kid is posting... what do you think, that I work with him? I wish they brought back the id system on 4chan.

>>716197050
So love is giving people things? Then when they take them from you do they love you or the things you give them, hmmm? Think about that.

>>716197162
What I'm saying is that the post that this anon replayed to wasn't op but a kid. Some other in thread too.

Why every thread on 4chan is me having to prove everything! I just want to talk.

>>716197077
>Wal-Mart wrapping paper
>Like 4 gifts
>doesn't post whole tree or room
Op is poor fag. Move along folks.

>>716197655
No, Love is not giving people things, but rewarding him with something nice is a sign that you appreciatte his efforts at life.

>>716191330
bloody fascinst, I hope your son kills you while sleeping.

>>716191330
>things that never happened

/b/ is crap

>>716197655
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Dood it's a bad thread just try again in a day or two. Take the advice anons ha e given you and try again.

>>716197655
Well you clearly decided to favor your other children with material things. What is your middle child supposed to think when you let him know that everyone but him are getting nice presents?

>>716198467
That's clearly not op

>>716197717
Yeah well I just had this wrapping paper at home.

>>716197925
Well life is hard. I'll tell you that my Daughter, that I reward all the time, is doing much worse in school than my middle son. Why change something that works?

>>716198324
If it's bad than why is it still on the front page? You must be angry because your threads never have more than one reply. Not all threads on 4 chAn must be ylyl and porn. But you would call everything else a bait and a troll...

>>716198689
YOU'RE NOT OP NIGGER

OP here! If you newfags couldn't tell, this was all clearly bait! I just wanted a quick laugh before bed. Goodnight/b/!

>>716198689
Uh oh
Did I hit a nerve?
Sounds like an awful lot of projection anon.
Are you actually tracking your thread? This is that important to you.
Jesus Christ I actually chuckled.
>op confirmed teen
Just take the advice anon. Stop being such a sad little faggot

>>716198746
Very funny way. Do you think I will believe this trolling in time myself or why are you doing it? You're free to post in my thread if you want. And I'm not a nigger, I said I bought expensive gifts. Expensive for niggers that is.

>>716199060
Not op too. Great now there are two kids.

>>716199172
By the way, this isn't OP

>>716199060
Sure jan

>>716199191
You're not op. Go to bed, you've got school tomorrow!

>>716198684
Meh, this thread is shitposting the circle jerk anyway.

>>716199247
Proof?
Does it even matter

>>716191330
No.
You're a figment of someones imagination and in truth have no children.

Either that or you're a monster.

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>>716199373
PICTURE before thread was taken!

Code Red! Fuck no! Your kid is one lucky cunt.

>>716199172
I'm not tracking it but for your information you can see the page it is on on the bottom of the page, newfag.

>>716199328
If you were me (op) as you say you would know children already have a break.

>>716199511
We all are but a figments of someone's imagination. Of our own imaginations. But the world can't be anything more than it anyway!

>>716192176
middle child must be another mans...

Okay guys, OP here! I'm going to bed. Let the thread die out!

>>716194948
>everyone is a sadist by proxy

I dont think that word means what you think it means.

>>716199708
Not yours for sure. But I already explained why I do this in this thread. I guess life is an experiment for me. I want to crush him and I have every right to do so. Without me there wouldn't be him.

>>716199817
You claim to be op and you're going to sleep now? Or will you say you're european now?

Just a mountain Dew? No vaper and Fedora?

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>>716191330
Wtf man

>>716200051
What I meant is that the word is cruel and everyone is cruel to others (the world) because of that, but sometimes it is only cruel because of them. I guess it's just a big wheel!

>>716200542
It's a meme that vaping is a meme. Most people who repeat it never even tried it. Go to the vape shop and they will let you try if you're clean!

Some reta

This is bait, but it will be your fault when he ends up in a clock tower shooting people.

>>716201883
Nothing's my fault. It's world's. And it's not me who gets shot so...

>>716192425
by showing a can of mtn dew

Do they deserve these things? If yes, good on you. If not, you're spoiling them. A little bit of spoiling isn't too bad but goodness that's a lot of stuff.

>>716202271
Oh no you will be the first to die. Mass shooters fairly often kill there parents first. Sometimes brutally. You earned it. Treat your kids equally or reward according to merit. Also if your not full of shit lets see a timestamped pic of the car or the purchase agreement. Your xmas pic was toal poorfag.

>>716191330
Take your son to a store qnd tell him
>Choose 1 thing and ill buy it no matter what

>>716202862
>it's a mountain dew store

>>716202862
My dad tried that with me. Went straight for a .22 and he didn't buy it, made me pick something else...lying prick

>>716203805
Filled with red,white,and dew

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>>716191330
You fucked up you should have bought both boys a ps3 xbox1. The girl should have got a beat up carry for 500 dollars the wife should have got a card. But oh well spoil them they will all cheat on you in the end.

>be me
>14
>christmas is here
>rush down stairs to see what i got for the only day a year i hope
>brother beats me to presents
>xbox? Ps4? Whoa
Beep beep
>look outsidensisyer got a sweet new car!
>my turn
>a small cylinder shape wrapped in brown paper has a tag
>to anon
>from santa
>unwrap
>mountain dew.
>Moutain Fucking Dew!
>i look over to mom her mouth is in awe at the diamond ring dad just presented her
>i look to dad
>slow motion
>dad looks at me with a shit eating grin
>struts his shit over
>leans in
>"dew the dew anon"
>im crying at this point
>i know exactly what he meant
>go upstairs
>close door
>drink cold beverage to myself sobbing
>start to feel dizzy
>black out
>Wake up 8 hours later....ass red...inards hurt
>merry christmas dad.