`so i m planning to convert to Islam. but i have one question:

File: anorexiaSurvivor.jpg (17KB, 255x255px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 255x255px

long ago ancient mudslim priests realized that bacon was wonderful, and that if men ate bacon they would get fat and not jihad. no jihad no money and power, so no pork for u allahu akhbar

>>716144527
is this same reason that hindus can't eat cow?

File: chocolatebuns.png (378KB, 438x640px) Image search: [Google]

378KB, 438x640px

>>716144646
no cow is god u dirty whiteman, bledssed source of milk and the brown meals. nevar harm cow u

Their religious teaching is because pork is "unclean" - although fucking children in the ass, fucking goats, sharing a woman that they keep as a sex slave and sleeping and shitting in the same room is perfectly acceptable

>>716144780
this is rational
>>716144527
this is fun

>>716144780
pretty much

allahu akbar!

>>716144780
>tfw everyone actually believes this shit

Where did you even get any of this info ? Facebook ? 4chan ? Twitter ?

>>716144395

Why can't Jews?

I imagine pork meat was hard ton preserve without refrigeration and caused many deaths.

So they told people God says don't eat pork.

Like the beards, men have to keep a beard to avoid getting fucked.

Ancient wisdom, anon.

>>716144958
the real world you fucking mudlsime piece of shit

>>716144395
imagine all the parasites and rotten stuff going around at that time of islam now imagine pigs eating all of that

>>716144395
Same reason Jewish people can't eat it. Long ago it was common to undercook pork and beef, and porky parts had parasites that made people sick. So instead of realizing that it was little worms in the meat, they assumed the sickness was punishment for eating something they weren't supposed to.

Also, pigs eat other pigs but cows don't eat cows and goats don't eat goats. They're "unclean" and barbaric.

>>716144939
allahu akbar my brother! god bless you.

>>716145086
> men have to keep a beard to avoid getting fucked
fucked by what?

>>716145184

Other men, duh.

>>716144395
It's haram animal unclean. but you already know that. but I think you are asking about the science behind this.
ok I will tell you even that the Islamies hate the western science.
The pork meat is rotting very fast and can't be conserved on the arid sand nigger climate.
that's why they eat sheep meat. the fat in it makes the meat tho self dry on this climate.
now most of the muslims in east europe eat pork and don't give a shit about it.
only the sand nigger terroristic emigrants obey this rule.
P.S.: OP you are a faggot

>>716145184
Each other

>>716145184
>fucked by what?
other shitslamists

>>716145162

But...that happens in other species we eat like fish...and goddamned chickens.

>>716145095
Sure thing buddy

>i hate mudslims because i hate them !
>they fuck goats because my friend said so!!!
>REEEEE MUDSLIMS

You have 0 arguments
>inb4 "[quran 14:09] you can have goat ayy lmao"
>inb4 you stink that's my argument LOL !

I can do the same
[Bible 13:07] hab zexy with dog

People like you are the discrase of the skinheads/neonazi

>>716145162
>unclean
>barbaric
Just like them alright

>>716145162
but that was long ago. no one dies eating pig nowdays. besides i doubt that theory, that pork was so tainted. atleast i don't recall any of this in history of europe.

>>716145184
>>716145241
>>716145254
>>716145260

oh silly me, i forgot faggotry and sodomy were a pre-industrialised thing

>>716145310
shut up nigger.

>>716145310
that cracked me up, i forget people can be rational sometimes

>>716144395
Because for Muslims it's cannibalism.

>>716145337

Europe had a better solution.

Slaughter then eat, so you eat fresh.

>>716144395

due to hygenical reasons that they couldnt comprehend is why pigs are usually across the board inedible for they "wallow in their own filth" . how good do you think you could clean a pig like that and not get sick from bacterial contamination.

>>716145337
you are wrong.

>>716145310
haha butthurt mudslime

Why do you want to convert to Islam in the first place? Is it for a girl?

>>716145310
I'm an atheist so I don't only hate muslims

>>716145248
>>716145248
>>716145248
Leave.

We aren't allowed to really eat anything that eats other animals exept insects i think. I don't know why people believe pork is the only thing we can't eat

1 word
>parasites that infests carnivores

Why we won't eat pork atm ?
Because you can't just change words in a book or create own rules like the christians did.
The original bible is somewhere in vatican.

>>716144395

Same reason as Christians technically, aside from the fact at the time, pigs were pretty dangerous to eat due to low tech farming, it's pretty much 'you are what you eat'. Pigs are seen as filthy, lazy and slothful so if you eat them, you'll become like them (because that makes a fuckload of sense).

It's both a medical thing and a spiritual thing.

>>716144395
when did you discover that you have a mental disorder?

>>716145540
i still prefer >>716144527

>>716145436
i doubt that hygieninc theory.

>>716145095

The real world according to the websites you visit for your daily dose of misinformation. ;^)

>>716145550
after morning prayer to kek

same reason judaism shouldn't eat it.

its of a "hoove' long ago almost all religions realized red meat was bad. we've known this for thousands of years.

people just list it to regions.. ie hindus cows islams pork..

but in reality. its any hooved creature.

>>716145471
I'm butthurt ? I'm not the one calling names you're the one who is butthurt since your whole argument has beem declared invalid

>inb4 you can't declare arguments invalid your arguments don't even count !

Jezus christ, muslim haters are not even creative tbese days

>>716145502
im goatfarmer and im in love with one.

>>716145350

Yeah, fags are as old as time. It was widely acceptable, then became taboo then slowly becoming widely acceptable again.

>>716145505
Fair enough

>>716144395
I always thought it was because they came from hot countries so it's a bad idea to eat an animal that literally rolls around in shit where the germs will multiply at an explosive rate. Also not much water to spare to clean the pigs.

>>716145510

Yeah, but that argument relies on all of us agreeing your "rule" book isn't as made up as theirs.

But guys for real tho
Islam is the best religion
You can have many wives
You cqn have prepubescent wives
You can fuck animals
You can kill queers
And now with sjws running around defending islam
You can now also steal,kill and rape and get away with it
Its the perfect religion for me
IM converting fuck you guys

>>716145310

Triggered the normal rational human being KEK

File: noDickRick.png (529KB, 1162x665px) Image search: [Google]

529KB, 1162x665px

>>716145651

>>716145248
Exactly this.. had to convert to islam for paperwork reasons. Aka. Marriage.
Wife is full on . But we both still eat pork and drink booze.. honostly it has worked to my advantage.. everyone at work is christian and anything to do with religous holidays i just tell them to fuck off and stop throwing there beliefs in my face.. epic lulz to be had.. though i still do xmas shit for my son and what not.. he gets spoilt.. also fuck religion.. bacon rocks

>>716145736
that....that actually sounded fun for a moment... oh boy

>>716145634

So you recommend monkeys and dogs as a better alternative.

>>716145803
this guy know how to do it properly

Pigs have NO neck that makes it impossible to be slaughtered the Islamic way (The Halaal way) by the insertion of a knife in the neck and thus getting rid of the blood, which contains an abundance of uric acid, a toxic chemical substance that can be injurious to human health.

This was something i just read in website islam.ru
Whatta fucken shit???pigs have no neck and u can't kill em halal-way?

>>716145641
Dont use the name our lord you filthy mohammed

>>716145725
Muslims don't believe that the book has been altered since every book says the same since the beginning

If you retrieve 5 bibles from the past 1000 years you will definetly see a difference .
If you get the oldest bibles you'll see that there is almost no difference, imo christians became cucks of faggots.


Also i'm not saying you are not allowed to eat pork or believe in islam

Do your own thing.

>>716145641
All religions are ridiculous, shitslam is an insanely stupid religion. I've read the quran, the bible, the torah, I studied religion and reading that shit proved to me that it's all man written crap intended to subdue and control the people for the benefit of a few.

May shit stained allah strike me dead right now if I am wrong

>>716145510
you already did you fucking oileyed piece of untermensch. I hope your relatives will get carpet bombed. Everytime a Sandnigger dies the world is a bit better.

>>716145926
spanish In-cuck-sition

>>716145906

Slaughtering a pig isn't that hard, but a quick kill can be. Although that's not what Muslim's are about.

I can chop it up and even clean the intestines for casing, but I still haven't graduated to the kill. I got a neighbor that doesn't miss the heart ever.

>>716145912
>bible says there is 1 god
>jezus is god
>holy spirit is god
>god is god

Could you explain ?

>>716145983
>muh 9/11......

>>716145510
you can't eat any thing that makes you ill.
the initial idea behind the religions is to put some basic knowledge, rules and traditions in to the heads of the first civilized people. like basic medicine: what to eat or not to eat so to not end dead.
that's why I don't give a fuck about this obsolete institution. we have science now. I don't care about any religion christianity, islam, budism.
and maybe that makes you even more mad because you can't make efficient insults on this topic

>>716145807
Convert now brother
Come join the fun and be a fellow muhammed

Even if you dont, in the future you will have to because islam's taking over

>>716144395
I remember a book where the writer speculated
1. They are intelligent and thus more "similar" to us
2. When you kill a pig they make very man-like shrieks
3. They eat literally everything if allowed, thus being "tainted"

>>716145926

It's all fiction.

Muslim's are just autistic about the source material and keep it as is.

I have to see the people who chang with the times as more reasonable since I don't give any more validity to a story the closer it is to the bronze age.

>>716146069
god is in everything riiiiight?

>>716145974
Who is actually getting cash from having to slaughter sheep and care for them better ?
>costs way more

>>716146069
easy
they are 1 and the same
just like the 99 in one consoles
there are 99 games in one device

>>716145803
Do you have to add muhammad/ahmed/assad to your name when you convert?

File: bombsInternally.jpg (12KB, 224x225px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 224x225px

>>716146209
hi i'm rick feltonahmed! muh sides

>>716144395
They don't believe in cannibalism.

Because pigs are dirty animals, they live in shit, they eat shit, so they are shit

File: ..png (207KB, 1624x1688px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 1624x1688px

>>716145974
have you explored pastafarianism yet? it's quite impressive stuff.

>>716146209
Fuck no.. ive got the most christian fucking name man.. krystofer love... no shit

>>716146113
I'm not mad at all i actually enjoy this discussion you're one of the few who can provide actual opinions instead of edgy responses.

Back to the topic.
For me religion goes further than the survivaling guide it has given us, since 1 human cannot make a survivaling guide witouth trial and error.
You can't die over and over to see what you can eat or not.
For you religion stops at the survivaling guide that's your own choice tho.
You deal with my opinions.
I deal with yours. It's the only way to live peacefully together.

>>716146159
That's your choice, roll with it no one is stopping you

Fuck all religions
I'll eat what i like

because that would be cannibalism, muslims are pigs after all

don't do it

>>716146353
googled it, was not disappointed

>>716146178
have you actually read the quran? if so can you honestly say that that shit is the word of allah and should be believed and obeyed? Don't get me wrong the bible is shit as well - just read leviticus it will make you laugh your ass off! but the same effect happened to me when I read the quran

>>716146319
so do muslims

>>716146191
I don't believe god is in everything. Otherwise that would mean everyone is god, that's not true
>>716146166
>jezus brought the book of god and was the king of the jews

That would mean jezus should be god of everyone according to the "there is only 1 god". Not the king of jews


>there is 1 god
>but god is 3 things

Explain again.

>>716146353
>have you explored pastafarianism yet?
No but i'm willing to give it a try - prolly make more sense than the established religions

>>716146633
>jezus
Jesus. You are welcome

>>716146586
You mean people from india
Those are hindus anon
Just because they look alike dont mean they're as bad as muslims
You racist pig

>>716146559
>i don't think islam is trying to get cash off a few

"The quran is laughable"
You just got a little off topic there, butif you read it with the intention to laugh you won't get anything out of it. If you read it to try to learn about god then you'd be guided to the steps of getting to heaven.

Again: i'm not trying to attack any other religion or convert you.

Here is my question to you.
Isn't atheism basically a religion?
If not, what is it?

>>716146719
not racist - religionist is more accurate. But I don't discriminate as I despise all forms of religious control

>>716146697
Thank you

>>716144395
Out of all the possible red flags about Islam, the whole pork thing is your main concern?

>>716145803
I agree with you. I'm from east europe. The only thing I don't like is that the government start sucking western cocks and changed the Eastern Ded Moroz(the east europe name of St Claus) who gave presents on New Year Eve to every good children (religion doesn't matter; it was communism everyone is equal), with St Claus who give presents only on Christmass and all the jew and muslim children of my generation just suck it at some point. It was around 1996, they changed the holidays.
personally for me the old one Ded Moroz( Grampa Frost) is still more tolerant and political correct despite he is a now day "evil communist".

>tfw you're from an asian country where religion isnt a huge part of your culture so you can eat whatever you want, no ahmed commandments bs

>>716146812
Firstly i never mentioned cash. I said "benefit" which is way different. For example name one surah that benefits a woman over a man?

Secondly I didnt read any of the religious books with the intention of laughing, I read them as part of my theology course. I was brought up in a religious family and was encouraged by my parents. But then I realised it was all fucking shit.

Thirdly atheism is no religion, you follow no doctrine. But that doesn't mean you can be a bad person. morals can be followed without being tied to a man made religion

Why are you (muslim anon) even on the internet especially on 4chin where 95% of posts has porn
Isnt that haram or whatever in your religion?
Arent you worried you've seen so much haram you won get into mohammed heaven when you commit allahu ackbar?

>>716145736
They also hate jews
Which i think is great

>>716145974
>May shit stained allah strike me dead right now if I am wrong
well I'm still here

>>716144780
It was deemed unclean because pigs eat and shit in the same place, which I guess is a sign of gluttony

>>716147097
First
>benefits woman over man
But benefits are bad ?

Second
I'm actually surprised that you know what a surah is, also that's the beauty of this world you can do whatever you want it's the ultimate sandbox. People are ruining it with forcing people to believe/disbelieve

Third
I never said that. I have great atheist, christian and jewish friends and we get allong perfectly

The way you think is the most important thing for socializing and getting allong. Not religion

>>716145310
Someone post webm of that Muslim fucking a goat. It was through night vision goggles on the battle field

>>716147525
It doesn't work that way

If you asked /b/ to be your personal army what would you get?

God doesn't obey the people

>>716147691
Someone who happens to be arab fucking a goat

>not knowing if he is a muslim
>implying people aren't crazy enough to do that

Meanwhile there are multiple beastiallity sites up but that's not weird since it's for white people. This site has a cartoon pony board

>>716145310
>>716147691
I have it but it's over 2mg and I'm too lazy to fix it

>>716144395
Because pork eats garbage, and it's just a bigger version of a rat.

>>716147700
>God doesn't obey the people
so why pray?

Christian: you can convert to other religion if you want thats fine but oh well

Islam: oh you want to convert to other religion? Why dont i just behead you instead its what mohammed said

See the difference? Im not even a christian
And dont tell me christians did it too long ago
Yeah that was long ago that was past
We're talking about present now which everyone is civilized now except sandnigger countries

File: b-lol-radical-islam-1481206906425.jpg (97KB, 745x730px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 745x730px

Islam is based on Christianity, which is based on Judaism. In the case of both Islam and Christianity, the founder of the religion said "overall the old religion is right, but it's gotten off track and needs these updates". Judaism forbids the eating of pigs (Leviticus 11:7). Christianity as commonly practices relaxes many of those old laws, even though they are still in the Bible. I believe that Mohammed thought that that was a mistake on the part of Christians and those old laws like not eating pork should still be followed.

>>716147691
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1fa_1378174653

Is watching porn allowed in islam?

>>716148388
>ose old laws like not eating pork should still be followed.
Consensual sex is not allowed to be shared. Rape, torture and bestiality is fine

>>716145184
Islam is homosex?

>>716148163
>relaxes many of those old laws.
Yes, because Jesus.

>>716148082
>>716148082
Begging is not commanding

File: -Kevin-Gates.png (629KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]

629KB, 1200x675px

>>716144395
dont do it OP youll be dead in a year


or youll start beating women