Ask a 38 year old virgin anything

>>716143219
Have you fingered yourself?

>>716143219
How are you doing?

>>716143219
Why so virgin

>>716143219
Five favorite films?

>>716143269
No

>>716143278
Not bad. I just got a new job so happy with that

>>716143281
I'm a loser

>>716143297
Shawshank redemption
The green mile
Interstellar
American beauty
Predestination

>>716143219
Favorite super hero?

>>716143219
Do you even try?

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wow dude just wow. it's not that hard you know, I mean if you were literally an autistic you could've done it many many times by focusing to the issue.

you're a sad man-child. I pity you.

>>716143219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH0Ceb7GhJs
Be like this guy fam

>>716143219
What ethnicity are you?

>>716143497
Don't really have one. Spider man?

>>716143505
A little bit. Not really

>>716143543
Ooo sorry mr. Pussy slayer over here how many girls you had sex with? 100?

>>716143690
White

Wait until you're 40

>>716143896
definitely not 0

What's it like being a wizard

Hello my futureself

>>716144031
Prove it

Did you give up ?

Why haven't you killed yourself ?

>>716143219

Is how you look? Or how you feel about yourself

>>716143219
How old are you?

>>716143219
Whats your BMI?

>>716143896
Is prostitution legal where you are from? if so just dish out a few 100 buck and bang one.

>>716144291
Kek retard

>>716144203
Pretty much

>>716144210
Because I'm not depressed

>>716144259
Both

>>716144291
See top of thread

>>716143896
Spider-Man is my favorite, too.

how is your social life? how far have you gotten with a girl?

>>716143219

what could cause a knocking sounnd from the rear of my car when changing gears? only happens with 1st and second. clutch plate or differential?

>>716144404
25

>>716144406
No it's illegal here

>>716143219
Are you content being a virgin? Not that you are happy about not being a virgin, but that you are not super upset by it.

>>716144519
That sucks its legal and regulated where I am from

>>716144427
>I'm not depressed
It is nice and refreshing to see someone not depressed here. Good for you.

>>716143219
How long have you been a virgin?

>>716143219

if it makes you feel better OP sex is pretty over rated. Unless its with someone you truely care about and feel then pleasure is just so primal I feel like humans should be above it.

>>716144497
I only have a few close friends. Not very social don't go out much. Only kissed a girl

>>716144509
I'd say something to do with the back axels

>>716144561
Kinda used to it now, so no not super upset by it

>>716143219
In which country do you live?

What do you think about this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPIm_ZZ0yVw

>>716144635
Thanks fam

>>716144643
Really?

>>716144687
Thanks fam

>>716144796
Australia

>>716144870
I'd appreciate it if you answered my questions
>>716144643
>>716144291

>>716144427
It should depress you to know I have been banging girls since I have been 14 . Overcoming that at that age has grown the confidence I have today. 32 years later I have owned 3 sucessful buissneses, owned and sold millions in real estate, and have a wonderful marriage and kids. I feel for ya bub, you should really open yourself up to new experiences , have some self confidence

>>716143317
>yes

>>716143219
Have you ever had sex?

>>716145093
>14
Glad to know your uncle touching you brought you to such heights.

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>>716144425

Has it ever happened that someone started to flirt with you and then you got nervous and nothing happened? Or do you just ignore who flirts you and you prefer to maintain your virginity? And whay is your preference? Would you be more comfortable with a guy or with a girl?

>>716145093
What is the key to a successful future?
Real question

>>716145093
Any true shit you'd like to talk about?

>>716144687
>I feel like humans should be above it
Found the monk.

>>716145294
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Return_on_investment

>>716145374
I'm an accounting student so I understand all that. Anything else like a lesson to be learnt besides study theory?

>>716144837
Answer me. I did not do this as a joke. What are your thoughts on this song?

>>716143219
see
>>716145441

>>716145240
>50 shades of gay

>>716145093
AHAHAHAHH congratulations for being one more useless product

How big is your dick

>>716145240
topkek!

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>>716145093

>>716145460
It's shit. Bruno mars sucks

>>716145618
7 inches

>>716145423
Not that anon. Just rigged to say ROI if you ask what to focus on.
The general response you're gonna get if you ask for some broad spiritual principle, some common golden rule, it's to follow ROI religiously and reserve investment in business, in personal purchases, in terms of your energy, for actions that yield you a positive return. Simple but always true.

>>716145548
Tbh there is a correlation between being outspoken/charismatic and bring successful.

>>716145748
True enough.
Agree

>>716145683
Your narrowmindedness will get you far, m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_U3fWXIBIg

>>716145748
Any other things before I goto sleep?
Like things you wish you learnt or realised earlier
Or things to watch out for?
Not just business
Life in general

>>716145093
It could worse op, you could be this guy living in another dimension where he's actually successful.

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My first time was also 14. Well, 14 or 15... I know I got head when I was 14, but I don't remember if I was 15 by the time me and that girl had sex. Matter of fact, that same girl just sucked me off about a week ago, although she is married and has a couple kids now. Oh, I am 39 now... I don't know how many partners I have had in total. I estimate maybe 60-70 conservatively.

Anyone else keep in touch with some of there past sex partners and still see them occasionally?

>>716143219

Good for you, OP. Whether by choice or not, it really doesn't matter because it's truly not that big of a deal. Hope you find someone that you care about, have lots of sex, then realize that women are the equivalent of a giant toddler and are a waste of time. They're incredibly retarded.

I'm assuming you have a lot of disposable income op, fancy buying me a Christmas gift ?

Are you still sniffing mummy's panties ?

>>716143219
why havent u bought a hooker?

>>716146173
Postal address for free dildo

>>716146245
Really ? Can't you send me 40 pizza's and subscriptions to faggots monthly instead ?

>>716145093
i would just like to say u are full of crap u are on fucking 4 chan rn

>>716144870
Dude you can easily go to a brothel and fuck a prostitute for a few hundred dollars if you live in the eastern states of Australia.

>>716146320
Send a tie
Seems you need one
I've got some to spare

>>716145964
>Like things you wish you learnt or realised earlier
If you can offer people a return you can sell them anything. Nowadays you could get capital to set up a venture easily by just picking a crowd of angels off the internet and pitching them a proposal that doesn't need to be complicated, but simply needs to show a positive return based on reasonable assumptions.

If people are hardasses and grill you they're going to be more reliable because they're straight shooters. People who clue you in on scams or lies they're running will scam or lie to you.

If they're looking to hire you as staff on a project where they offer you shares instead of salary, they're looking to keep it cheap and are doubtful about the future of the project. If it were a sure thing they'd never let go of those shares.

>>716146492
I sent you a fresh load of semen. You can collect my jizz from your moms hairy asshole.

>>716146495
Everything said is reasonable
Thank you very much
+1

>>716143219
show us a magic trick

>>716146495
If you're still here, I'd love to hear more.
If you don't mind

>>716143219
are you a virgin?

Why haven't you become an hero yet?