REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>716140668
how?
by still sitting in my moms basement and fapping to lolis?

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>>716140668
Prove it

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please

I'd like one whole girlfriend please

ok, i'll bite

I have two already... do I get another?

uhhhhhhhh ok, btw 10/10 photo

>>716140668
TO THIS THREAD

>>716140668
TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>716140668

Would be nice for christmas n newyears to have someone again.

>>716140668
reply gimmie the pusspuss boiiii

>>716140668
Tss

I want to eat her ass

>>716140668
Ravioli ravioli send me a sweet sugar honey.

Reply

fuck you. that would be a fucking miracle. will update tomorrow if hell freezes over

Plz give me gf

Ok

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>>716140668

Fuck might as well try...

>>716140668
ill do anything

>>716140668
ha I wish

Reply to this or else you will get a get a girlfriend forever. No immunities

TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>716140668
OK, let's give this a shot.

>>716140668
Y

ok

reply

I'm skeptical that I could, but intrigued that I may

U lie

nothing else to lose, right?

;(

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>>716140668
Worth a shot mate

>>716140668
might as well, I am hoping to get my roommate to be my gf and will probably be with her soon

I have crippling autism

these threads always bumm me out. =(

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K

the only way i'll have a girlfriend in on the 23rd is if i win the lotto.

>>716140668
Red leader rolling

For shits and giggles

does anyone else wish they were back in high school when you used to make contact with real life girls? one time a girl accidentally touched my hand

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ill be waiting

>>716140668

Let's do it.

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Bull shit

>>716140668
cant wait!

That girl is cute

K

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Pls accept me Taylor <3

sure

Please senpai.

>>716140668
Ok

thought OP was covered in man mayo... you cornered me again world... sigh

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>>716140668
pls respond

pls

>>716140668
i'd sure hope so

Ok

PLEASE PLEASE OH GOD

maybe i should try tinder tommorow. I haven't even had a friend since hs

Lies

Plz OP

:(

>>716141812
as long as you're not a literal NEET autist stereotype tinder will get you dates

>>716140668
Pls

>>716140668

>>716140668

Desperate. Gimme the gf OP

>>716141812
wtf!!!!????

Sounds like someone needs a buddy! STAT

>>716140668
i dont plan on leaving the house

are one of you going to become my gf?

>>716141949
i just need a friend. Even if i only become friends with her i just need someone to talk to

>>716141908
i only have hope

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>>716140668
;-)

>>716140668
realy?

why not

Make it so

>>716140668
Sure

This is a lie.

It's worth a shot, hopefully this could tempt Tzeentch

Wish the current one would stop being crazy : /

>>716140668
Is she coming to my place or will I be meeting her somewhere?

Any post under this line belongs to a faggot
___________________________________

PLEASE!

Pls give gf

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>>716142030
protip: buy boosts they're absurd

>>716140668
YEEWWAH

Why the hell not.

That would be cool.

>>716140668
I got nothing else going for me, why not.

>>716142030
got you covered, mixter. I am the biggest friend on earth!!

>>716140668
let's try..

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>>716140668
Dont really want one to be honest mate.

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>>716140668
>GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
But that means I'm going to have to change my plans of just lounging around the house.

Cool

>>716140668
i wish

>>716140668
I hope I'll still have her

thanks op

Fukken aye!

It really works, I already have one!

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>>716140668
really?

And here i was thinkin that was cum on her face.... shame

Yeah why not, just got dumped and feeling meh..

>>716140668
pls

>>716140668
Not falling for this shit again. Doh! I just did. Damn you, OP. Damn you to hell

>>716142583
It means that in 4 thousand years they bought themselves clothes?

please

reply

>>716140668
pls

Worth a try i guess

sure

>>716140668
ok

>>716140668
Mmkay

>>716140668
K

>>716140668
But why?

Ddjwj

Nothing to lose

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee normies

>>716140668
>K

>>716140668
K

>>716140668
ok

>>716140668
Faggot, it didnt work last time,, guess immunity cat protect me from this effect also,,, well whatever

i guess i have to find a girlfriend the old fashioned way

jh

Asian please :)

Okey ~ !

>>716140668
y u lie to me?

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>>716140668
someone like this pl0x

make her a 10/10 plz

>>716140668
my gf exists in my head

>>716143338
nice trips /b/ro! i checked them

>>716140668
Sure hope my wife likes her

>>716143477
pretending to have a wife - how fkn sad

Skeptical, but replying.

If only this would work

I am not entirely convinced that this will work, but I cannot miss this opportunity.

>>716140668
what has my life come to

would be nice if wörking

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Someone like this pls

>>716143522
stop sucking so much dick...faggot

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>>716143465

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-

>>716140668
l

>>716140668
Nah

>>716140717
Yes

>>716143676
phuck oph newphag

Can't hurt I guess

Ok

>>716140668
Ur right it's time to get my life rolling

>>716140668
k

Cool, cool cool.

Ok

gay

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yes

>>716140969
Well done.

>>716140668
pls

>>716140668
pls

>>716140668
I thought that was cum dripping of her face, then I opened the image and got disappointed.

>>716140668
k

>>716140668
Pleaseee

Test

>>716140668
You said that yesterday, liar.

>>716143756
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>>716143983
check'd

I wonder if she's on another board replying to a similar thread as we speak

YES SIR!

>>716140668
oh lawd pls

>>716140668
no fuck you

>>716140668
always

gosh. i'm praying

>>716140668
Not buying into this mumbo jumbo shit

>>716140668
bring it

>>716140668
you do understand that if this is a lie i will one day find you and cut out your tongue and eyes

do you know who you are dealing with

If I dont get one by tomorrow im suing u

>>716140668
Waddup k8

NOTHING TO LOSE

hi

Liar

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>>716140668
pls

>>716140668
Just fuck my shit up anon. I'm gonna die masturbating anyway.

K

Pls

>>716140668
let's-a-hope so

there is a girl in my classroom.
I regret nothing

>>716140668
need

Jokes on you I don't want one :^)

>>716140668
already got one. can i get a better one? mine's vegan...

this better be true

>>716140668

Not even meme magic is that strong.

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>>716140668

Worth a try

Kk

>>716140668
I don't belive in shit like this, but I'm getting desperate

Please

>>716141415
Red reader scrolling

/sigh

well ok then

>>716140668
Okeff

>>716140668
we'll see tomorrow /b/ro

>>716140668
PLEASE :'(

>>716140668
jic

Not supersticious but eh, why not.

>>716140668

roll

stop replay we ran out of girls
stop replay we ran out of girls
stop replay we ran out of girls

pls

>>716140668
Sure lol

C'mon meme magic do your stuff.

Fuck it lol gonna try

>>716140729
dang that is one rare pepe

k

>>716140668
kek, I already have one

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>>716140668

>>716140668
i don't want to have...

Ok

>>716140668
I hope so

>>716140668
dsesperate times call for desperate messure

>>716140668
not gonna happen.

Let's do it

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Allah akbar I'm in my mums car

>>716140668
I feel dead inside, not even sure if i can be with someone anymore :(

>>716140668
TO THIS THREAD

>>716140668
what if I already have a two girls and a guy?

>>716140668
thx

>>716140668
better be a good one

>>716140668
sure

if this works i will get kek tattoo'd into my arm so im feeling confident

>>716140668
k

>>716140668
hey why not

lordy lordy help me

of course it works

waitin

>>716140668
nicememe

>>716140668
Ravioli Ravioli give me the girlfriendoli

>>716140668
I don't believe you

>>716140668
Make her hot

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sure

I'm sad

>>716140668
okay

Bet

>>716140668
its not gonna happen, but whatever

>>716140668
wew

ok

k

>>716140668
nooit geschoten is altijd mis

>>716140668
memes.

that'd be nice

Maybe so?

>>716140668
You're on, count.

I am desperate enough to reply.

Go back to facebook

Shitfuck

>>716140668
pls

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>>716140668
worth a try

Ok, I'll give it a shot

>>716140668
ehhh

>>716140668
i do need a new one

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>>716140668
Better not come with a penis..

Goddamn it.

ok

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>>716140668
Help me, please

No u

k

Why the fuck not

>>716140668
no i wont

>>716140668
PLEASE

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>>716140668

We will see about that

>>716140668
nah

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>>716140668
Why not

>>716140668
ahahah

boi

Ok

alrighty then

I WANT TO BE THE GIRLFRIEND!
Turn me into a cute girl with an 8 " benis plis

nothing is impossible

Doubt

>>716140668
>implying

Let us see

>>716140668
k

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>>716140668
would kidnaping a girl and tying her up in my basement count as having a gf?

>>716140668
yei i get a gf now

>>716140668
sure

Gib gf

ill an hero on cam if this works

>>716140668
yeah sure

>>716140668
not rly

>>716142824
you were not alone

>>716140668
fake and gay

>>716140668

P

Halp

>>716140668
based

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>>716140668

Shit, I hope.

>>716140668
K fam

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>>716140668

What if I already have one?

>>716140668
Never shot is always a miss

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Ye

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Posting for hoping

>>716140668
lol k

>>716140668
Op pls make it happen

Oh yeah!

>>716140668
Hi anzu

Promise?

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>>716140668
Thank you !