Post a photo of your ideal wife continued

This thread is now doomed to just be a continuation of the arguments in the other thread.

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>>716129683
Lexi getting double-teamed by 2 Asian guys

HERE'S A PHOTO OF [My 5/10 High School/College Oneitis]

ISN'T SHE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN YOU'VE EVER SEEN?

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>>716129877
I'm fine with that. The best circle jerk threads are eternal.

>>716129877
Fuck you, faggot there is no possible way anyone is going to get v& over some benign bull shit like that painting. You're the one who is sexualizing it by calling it cp

>>716129934
That's a guy

>>716130040
Im the guy arguing it wasnt cp tbqhwyfam

>>716130088

YOU'RE A GUY

>>716130002
Pretty much this. Needs moar hotties

>>716130090
Lol yeah, I was just trying to keep it going

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no fatties plox

>>716130237

thanks mr. skeltal

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>>716130044

>>716130234
Well fuck you i guess

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Eternally sexy. She's the perfect wife to grow old with

>>716130312
Gap/10

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She's not Filipino

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The mom from Suite life

>>716130406
NO FUCK YOU

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>>716130367
I don't see Mabel so much as a cum dumpster as I do other cartoon girls. I would treat Mabel with a higher level of respect, hence why I posted her beautiful picture in this "your ideal wife" thread. I would take her out for a pleasant night on the town, go to dinner, see a movie perhaps. Then bring her back to my place and continue our night of debauchery with some tv, or perhaps instead I would throw on a record for our enjoyment while we grow ever closer to each other, hopefully in preparation for our future lives together.

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>>716130789

>>716130507
in both ends

>>716129683
>rabbit teeth
>wart on labia
>ideal wife

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>>716130912
we only asked for one fucking thing, damned women !

>>716131007
You're a wart on a labia. And she's my wife not yours, so fuck off.

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This owl-faced sweetheart.

>>716130994
Sorry, I suppose my fanfiction writing instincts were kicking in a bit there. Sometimes I love to asses cartoon girls as if they were real people, and how I would love, by the grace of God, to have a beautiful family with Mabel, send them to school, and grow old together, living in perfect harmony. Her positive attitude would always prevail in the face of adversity, bringing light to any situation.

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pick one

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Kat

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>>716131289
any of those would do

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>>716131178

I like how you all chose used naked woman
That's why you'll never find true happiness you sad cunts

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>>716131335

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Perfection

>>716131392
Literally what's the difference?

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I win

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>>716131431
not bad actually

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exactly like this, i swear on me mum i'd never look at porn again

>>716131514
so, you like virgin 15yo boys, do you ?

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>>716131431

>>716131534

your ideal wife is hillary clinton? you fucking suck.

>>716131588
brb

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>>716131588
here, for better fap

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>>716131192
katie sit on my face cummings.
fucken A

>>716131448
People who come from an environment that worships whores wouldn't understand what I'm saying. That's why you can't tell the difference.
You won't be able to see what I see.
Simple minded peasants won't know what I'm saying.

>>716131742
Thats Bernie in the 60s

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>>716131534

hi bill

>>716131087
my idea of an attractive woman
>be interesting
she needs to be well informed politically and culturally so i can actually talk to her. she also needs hobbies or skills we can share
>be kinky
needs to put effort in the bed room and be into a few fringe things
>be loyal
this should be pretty self explanatory
>not be grossly over weight or let herself go to much
>has her own job and income

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>>716131895
you just described Hillary again...

>>716131895
Looks like you'll die alone mate

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can you tell I'm a boob guy yet ?

>>716129683
ITT men with no prospects being choosy for some reason

>>716131335
is there a name for this?

>>716132040
Women

>>716132035
The whole board is anymous and nobody cares that you like big tits.

The ones in this pic aren't even that great anyway

>>716132040
>perfection

>>716132040
Photography

>>716132039
Ideal =! realistic

>>716131430
MOAR

Fuck I hope there are pics of her sucking dick or facialized.

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>>716132040
"lacking chocolate" ?

>>716132355
breddy gud

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This elephant

>>716132420
Sexy, barf, sexy

>>716132420
use the monster to hold my beer while I fail to satisfy the other two, but have a great time anyway

>>716132355
I'd make love with her personality

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>>716132498

>>716132498
fucking kek

tell me you know this slob

those legs are a nightmare

>>716131335
the right one
>>716131289
the redhead

>>716132498
Hot damn. Too bad about all that cellulite, she'd look way better without it.

>>716132678
She needs to lose weight

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>>716132662
>the right one
>doesn't know Little Caprice

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why, just why did she get surgery, fucking WHY ?

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Pic related, the norsk, sverig and german types really gives me the feels; those square faces, with big foreheads, with that calming, objective, rational and peaceful look. Would like her to be tall(1,80) too, to have tall kids, and a little chubby - i am 1,88, and it hurts not to be 1,90

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Dunno her name, found on /b/. looks cute, cuddly and wifeable.

>>716131289
That blonde bitch, she has the best tits of the three

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R8

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the things I would do to that ass...

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>>716129683

>>716133087
Ah!
That's Horseface Longteeth !

>>716131150
my god

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>>716132996
Do you wish to see her in a german attire ?

>>716132742
I know caprice, I meant the other one. The one on the right looking at them from behind

>>716131546
ideal wife candidate, best milk production to feed my quadruplets.

>>716133278
you mean the midget ?

>>716132039
Newfag

>>716133268
Shit, noice. Got moar?

>>716133183
True but she knows how to rock a sammich. Check your priorities my friend.

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Queen tard

>>716133349
yep. Problem?

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>>716133440
this primitive beauty will make you a sandwich while growing a baby in her belly !

>>716133806
Jenna Marbles is so sexy

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>>716133899
>>716133806

>>716133899
>*was

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childhood cruch

>>716131289
the blonde

>>716131335
the middle one with the face of the left one

>>716130240
I mean maybe there's some things worth living for

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>>716134051

Me too mate

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>>716129683

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>>716134051
Well in that case

>>716134241
always in pain always wishing for death. mmm.

>>716129683
she needs pink nipples and natural blonde hair

>>716131895
She just needs to be calm and loyal, you are full of shit m8

Who has the Diana chicks lol

>>716129683
LOOK AT HER FUCKING FINGERS

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>>716134051
well now that you mention it...

>>716134844
gay

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>>716134750
>>716131895
>>716134704
She needs to be
- a princess to my parents
- a loving mother for my children
- a whore in my bed

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>>716129683

>>716134955
I'll still tap that anytime !

She just need a shower and a sandwich, this is easy to come around.

>>716135042
goddammit i thought i saw the last of her tonight

>>716135109
lol were you in the last thread?

>>716135173
yup

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>>716134704
No, not really

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>>716132857
>mfw I literally went to school / have ridden on the bus with that woman's daughter

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>>716135198

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>>716135249
exactly

>>716135252
hawt

>>716135193
shes hot though i mean fuck id wife that whore

>>716135198
>>716135249
Oh lexi this is how I will always remember you!

>>716135365
>salvador dali's wife

>>716135420
kek

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>>716135331

>>716135365

Is that how they make laffy taffy?

>>716135420
under-rated post

>>716130312
she put her hand on my crotch once
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>716132529
you're a fucking retard

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>>716132498
negative

>>716134241
If I take that off, will you die?

>>716131150
name?

>>716135999
trips demands truth!
i'm pretty sure it is Slutty McSlutface...could be wrong though...

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>>716131640
Right on, she has that dull look and the widest fucking hips with the smallest waist.

>>716131289
>>716131335

im just want a gf with a body like that.

with a butterface.

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>>716131534
>>716131968

>>716134864
J cole approves of this

>>716132563
Genuine kek fam

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>>716135247
Bullshit

>>716129934
I can't masturbate now.


Or can I....

>>716132420
sauce?

>>716129683
Honestly i can excuse alot of physical flaws. As long as she has a high sex drive.
Chubby no problem
Buterface no problem
But if she is just plain disgusting as a person and never bathes or shaves her pits legs and pussy. Then no just no
Conversely if she is a beauty and is great at managing a household but has low to zero sex drive. Then no just no.
But if she is good at managing the money i bring in. And if she has a high sex drive. But has a butterface/ slightly overweight(chubby not fattie/landwhale) then no problem.
Im married right now to my ideal wife but for one fatal flaw.
Zero sex drive and refuses to fulfil my sex needs.
Seriously its making me think about divorce.

>>716138111
Sounds like you and your wife are sexually incompatible. Maybe you need counseling.

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This beauty

>>716130511
Who the hell is this, i think i know her in real life.

>>716138192
Latina Sandy. She was a porn star. She only did a few scenes and I'm pretty sure she's dead.

>>716135420
rest in pepperoni

>>716135944
it would be extremely relieving.

>>716138111
have the problem with my girlfriend. she has little to non-existent sex drive. I try to cope but God dammit I'm actually getting really frustrated. other than that it's awesome between us and I'd feel like a piece of crap if I broke up for such a petty reason.

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what do you think /b/?

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just turned 18 today

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>>716140175

>>716140272
Sexy

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>>716140376
>>716140272
>>716140175
glad you like her anon

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>>716129683
Does a webm count

>>716140515
Sauce plz

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Her

>>716131150
women who wear those dresses are a PAIN in the ass

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>>716129683
JUST F MY SHIT UP

>>716130312
ever since i saw her do fart porn, she is gross to me

>FF to 1:14 and crank it up

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=198284028

>>716141369
>2:04 HOLY FUCK

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Liz on GH

>>716141707
worlds biggest forehead

>>716139853
same here...
any direction I go I lose :
>dump her = I'm the bad guy
>cheat = I'm the bad guy

>>716140138
meat eater !

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>>716141279
boom. hairy as fuck

>>716141760
how do i convince her to be more sexual?

>>716140431
her moustache is her best feature

>>716141796
if she was my wife i would shave her? you idiot? you ignorant retard?

>>716130476
>that 80's hair.

>>716141803
I've just calmly told my GF I would probably cheat on her if we don't have sex more often...

The sex improved for like 2 weeks and now it's back to meh...

>>716138111
well theres a few million sloots you can bang outside your marriage. thats what most do in your situation

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>>716129683
>your ideal wife is a whore who fucks niggers for money?
>kill yourself post haste

>>716141887
pretty inflamable

don't get to close to candles !

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a good wife is the one fucking your brain out

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Does this count??

>>716129683
And the ugly people losers smell like poop and still want to be better then me by hurting me the ugly way and the ugly people losers smell like poop and how do I get the ugly people losers to leave me alone and make them forget me

>>716131289
Caprice all day every day

>>716142135
looks like fake tbh

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>>716142011
These are the things that separate the faggotry from the blue ball crushing cuckory

>>716142135
Best time to sex them.

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>>716129683

>>716142263
It's not she was a multiculturalist who was killed by a nigger. I think Sweden or some shit.

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>>716142135
guess how she died motherfuckers

>>716142431
Fucked to death?

>>716142409
It's illegal to merry animals.

>>716142480
worse. Sand aids.

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>>716142492
>merry
It's illegal to have such bad grammar. Papers, please.

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>>716142415
No one cares.

>if this doesn't concern you too, why should you care about some whore who got killed?

i'm white I can laugh nothing bads ever happening ever again.

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>>716142694

>>716142135
Is this shit even real? I only see it on pro-white sites, but not CNN, MSN, NBC, or any other news outlet.

>>716142731
EVER

>>716131289
Why did they switch place, i'm to autistic to enjoy this.
>>716131289
and you can't be a 10 if the boobs are hanging redhead

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>>716142694
>"I" is not capitalized
>sentence is missing two commas
>bads: implying bad's [bad is]
>redundant use of "ever"
Papers, please.

See:
>>716142560
>pic related

>>716142752
Of course it's not real. Nobody ever gets brutally murdered.

>>716142798
People are not immortal. They all die. Death, the great equalizer.
See:
>>716142863

>>716134955

>childhood
>movie from the aughts


*sigh*

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>>716129683

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>>716143191

>>716142909
I can be Great. I can equalize all .

>>716141760

It isn't petty. You're not the bad guy. Was in a fifteen year sexless marriage and in the end _she cheated on me_ when she went over seas. Do yourself a favor and get out early.

>>716132834
feelsbadman

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>>716143515

>>716132857
>with IQ of 69

>>716133087
Only a complete uncultured, boring moron needs a woman to prepare a sandwich. And a complete uncultured, boring moron only prepares sandwiches rather than actually cooking something.

>>716133268
Bitch got a neck like a giraffe.

>>716143271
Honkies are so delusional they think they don't die like everybody else either.

>>716131289
Not sure if it's genetic to have a type but I gotta go blonde because it's practically tradition in my family.

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>>716143563

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>>716132498
Shes so hot anymore of her?

Remember stand up white man. We're taking America back.

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>>716134760
Post whole set pls

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I'm pretty happy with the one I have.

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>>716143820
Point of order, last GF,

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>>716143784
That's barbarian i'll fuck you in other ways.

>>716144129
I see you have been posting face of her lately? Getting braver I see :)

>>716144250

Damn son, what happened? And how'd you land that?

>>716132035
my god boy, those are FOOBS

>>716144363
Eh was a few years ago, was a sex mad teen who went from caring nice guy to "if you don't send me nudes I'll stop talking to for today" in a LD relationship. As for landing, she was in need of someone who gave a shit and for a while I did.

>>716140515
holy shit morree

>>716140515
That's pretty cool.

>>716132039
>ugly or unsuccessful people can't have their own preferences

>>716144310
Take your meds.

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>>716144729
fair enuf

>>716143675
You could keep your eyes off those fine tits long enough to notice?

>>716144843
I didn't say I wouldn't fuck the giraffe-neck whore.

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>>716129683
Right?

>>716143650
Only petty, self-conscious narcissists care about what's "cultured".

>>716144250

MOAR? SHES FINE!

>>716144941
Culture is a trait of humans.

>>716144941
Just live your life. whatever you think life is.

>>716145098
Sorry something of such low quality caused image limit to be hit, hope somebody enjoys it at least.