New Zealand thread. Hawke's Bay reporting in

Wanked off a sheep

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>>716125813

Mt Maunganui here, fuck the weather today's been shit

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>>716126462

>>716125423
New Zealand,

Why is your dollar so weak?

>>716126621
i blame the television

Auckland here. How do I fuck them again qts?

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Wellington reporting in. How cold is it for everyone?


It's 17 degrees here

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>>716125423
dunedin here. not going to work tomorrow, fuck it. They cant tell us we have a half day on friday to finish for the year then tell us the day before itll be a full days work.

>>716126621
pretty sure its because we export sheep shit and not normal stuff

Shit's ded lately. Get it together NZ.

>>716127456
got to 30 degrees in Hawke's bay, probably like 21 degrees now.

>>716127525
fuck you I work

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Hawkes Bay nudes

>>716127478
Call in sick, say you have Morgellons.

>>716127755
Thread is more important.

>>716127778
whats her name? she look sfamiliar to me

who is this?

>>716127834
that sounds gross. And when you call in sick to work you dont have to say why, they legally cant ask you due to it being private medical information. Just say youre feeling unwell and cant make it.

>>716128311
Tell them you have Wind Turbine Syndrome, got me out of having to go to my cousin's funeral.

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>>716127525
post /oc/ then

who else collects?

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>>716128874
the fuck is that

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Hawkes Bay Fuckn aye

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>>716128959
the fuck it look like to you

>>716129231
fucking weeb

>>716129188
name?

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>>716129326
I'd collect western stuff if it was fuckin cute but it aint.

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>>716129188
>>716127778
got any nudes of Haylee Wallace?

>>716129423
Do you even put any of that shit inside you? If not, what's the point?

>>716130085
>what's the point?
i like it, thats the point desu

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>>716129819
Me, I will reveal it to you one enlarged pixel at a time.

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>>716130183

>>716125423
why would you make a whole thread for one part of Australia

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>>716130241

>>716128874
I collect nudes

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>>716130183
>>716130241
>>716130342

Why are ID's even gone?

Thread dead.

>>716130844
when can I fucking die

stay alive

>>716130882
N E V E R
E
V
E
R

palmy nth here can anyone fucking sort me out a fiddy. its dry as fuck

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>>716130991
>tfw thread curses you with immortality

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wellington reporting in

>>716131186
nice tits.

now show dick pls

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>>716131076

>>716131186
Brooke?

>>716131829
no.

but post pics.

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>>716131186

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>>716131186
free the nip

>>716132379
saggy ass orangutan tittys kek

>>716132379
Cage the nip.

Wrapping presents fucking sucks.

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>>716131186

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xYKW2IWdcY

>>716133752
chea moko

>>716133752
it'd be like fucking a taniwha

>>716128874
Dem whales be adorable.

>>716134107
What in the?

>I'm bored as babe xxx
WHAT???

>>716134216
I will add some punctuation for you.

I'm bored as, babe. Xxx.

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this girl is from Christchurch and her name is Nikita McMurtrie. (also herror fb name) she's a complete slut she sucked me off behind the school Jim

>>716134453
Do you think he minded that you were getting a blowie behind him?

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>>716134599

>>716134599
gym*

>>716134857
Wait, your school doesn't have a school Jim?

>>716134453
her cell phone number is (02108713390)

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>>716134921
Super tempted to txt her and tell her about the guy who she sucked off behind Jim talking shit about her on the net.

>>716134599
Dubs gz plus your post almost made me piss myself laughing

>>716134998
do it hahaha it will be hilarious, (the person she sucked off) try get some pushy while you at it fam

>>716134998
Do it haha its will be funny af
she'll probably suck you off too tbh

>>716134998
Do it

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>>716135096
Nah I don't want to fall and break my hip, I'm getting to be an old lady now.

Is she a mental case? Like is she going to get super butthurt if I text her and tell her not to be sucking yucky boys off behind poor old Jim?

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Ow cuz, what you fags doin?

>>716135706
Listening to the rain and checking if there's any cool shit on trademe

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>>716135706

>>716133364
moar

name?

>>716134453
Does she have kik?

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Dubs and he comes back on Christmas.

>>716135795
There's rain somewhere? Cool

>>716135706
Wrapping presents and eating a kilo of jelly beans.

>>716135864
Do you think Jizzus will come back?

>>716135864
I remember when people said he would come back on easter sunday

>>716135904
You gonna have a mean as poo tomorrow.

>>716135932
Yes

>>716135864
wish I took screencaps of IDbro too

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>>716136092
Have some based uncle Winnie instead.

>>716135864
If he hasn't showed up for over a year, what makes you think he'll come now?

>>716136178
He won't anyway because he missed the dubs. Lord kek has spoken.

>>716136233
checked

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>>716134998
do it fam, score some pussy
(her tits btw)

>>716125423
Taradale here mah nicca

>>716136385
yoyo my homie taradale too

>>716134453
any nudes?

>>716136363
I don't like when you can't tell when the nips end and the tits begin.

any auckland girls?
amelia cooper?

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>>716136483
yeah a few

>>716136619
nice. keep em coming

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>>716136483
honestly she's so cute!

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someone message her and try to get nudes or a meet and fuck

>>716136743
she looks 12

>>716136970
>arm scars

No thanks, I don't want to fuck a crying bitch.

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>>716125423
this triggers the kiwi

>>716137465
that was fucking bs

>>716136970
>>716137026
[sic] crying land whale

>>716136743
her insta, keatslove1234, has some photos but she looks like a boy in all of them

talk about puppy fat https://doggymom.com/tag/nikita-mcmurtrie/

>Christchurch

New computer don't have the pic R.I.P me

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>>716136363
yuk
no ty

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>>716137959

>>716138036
Cheers fam

nigger

>>716138119
The Adventures of Pancake Pam
You've never seen tits this small

>>716136619
>>716136743
>>716136970
What's with all this spam about this chick recently. Like it's obvious you want people to harrass her you're practically begging people to text her.

>>716138119
>>716138065
Paranormal activity

>>716138173
>in digital 3D

>>716138222
Checked!

>>716138182
she's not even worth wasting a fap

fsdadghfdhjfgjnhfgdjgdfgdsgsdfgfsdahgdfhj5eytg54grdgfdbgvdfgbfgn465354b45rvb345grevgdfvdfv

>>716138561
no u

Anyone got any plans for new years around hamilton that i could get in on?

Surely someone has ths nudes hawked bay faggot here

>>716139342
I plan on not going to Hamilton for New Years. You can join me if you like.

>>716139577
what kind of shithole do you have to live in that would make going to hamilton for new years seem appealing

>>716139634
q's funbags

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Thread dead rip

>>716139577
That sounds fantastic, where would we go

>>716139634
if i became an nz thread sensation like idbro will qt girls write my name on their tits too?

>>716139736
kinda looks like the chick from the bachelor season 1

>>716139736
post moar bro

>>716139685
I think you misread.

>>716139769
Brothel. You're paying.

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Better post some backs u hoodrats

>>716139774
Doubt it

>>716140342
is her name anna?

>>716140342
No.

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>>716140342

>>716140539
Jew

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>>716140342
keep postin the noodz

>>716140655
Fucking Auckland hippie faggots.

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>>716132379
more sag for ya'll

>>716140655
Nah cbf

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>>716140746
free range nips

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We need more dunedin nudes in this thread

>>716140570
who dis chik?

>>716140893
I didn't realise Dunedin had electricity

>>716140958
It doesn't. We run everything on coal.

>>716140893
I have all the Dunedin girls but you are not getting any of them.

>>716141222
Got any Logan park girls?

>>716141222
you're full of shit

Anyone want to start a group, maybe on facebook. To spread nationalism and keep mudslides out. I know most nz gangs would get behind ithe as well. We should start now, before our country is destroyed

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Queenstown! Anybody near wanna hook a /b/rother up wit some smoke

>>716140786
ig / teserella

>>716141557
Our country died long ago dude. We're practically socialists.

Anyone ever tried NZ back page? Half convinced most of them a bait.

>>716141482
This is the reason I don't share. You are all haters.

>>716141852
Let's just do it, they'll come someday. And there worse then asains

>>716142088
>someday
The're already here dude.

>>716125423
Australia reporting in

>>716127891
Maddie Knightly i think

>>716141902
the reason you don't share is because you have nothing

>>716142146
I saw a thread on pol of a bunch of aussies hunting down African car jackers We can do that to, we just need to start. We need to create the nationalism and everyone would back us

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>>716137920
hi I am that girl. who the fuck are you and how the funk did you get my instagram. if you know me. fucking message me. and I swear to god if this is who I think it is I will rip your balls off
pic ralated. it's me right now

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>>716142360
Only 50,900 something.
I also don't trade because those that say they have something I want are all liars.
I do better without any of you.

>>716142623
time stamp

>>716142363
Nobody would back "us". 98% of the country aren't racist faggots.

>>716142623
Worth staying up till now to see this.

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Anyone got nudes for this chick? Palmy girl.

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>>716142623
>How the fuck did you get my public information that I willingly put online? It makes no sense!

I guess we will never know.

>>716142782
All nz gangs would, we can use them

>>716142927
Fuck off dude. The gangs only give a shit about the gangs and they're not dumb enough to be manipulated by a /b/fag.

>>716142623
someone posted these
>>716134453
>>716134921

so it wouldn't have been difficult for anyone with half a brain cell to find your instagram using google search

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>>716142770
done. now fucking message me. if you know me. don't be a coward

>>716142743
this proves nothing, except the fact that you have a lot of files. why are you being such a try hard?

>>716142873
palmy nth here.
got any weed i can grab off you??

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>>716143044
Checked and kekked!

>>716142910
I did not willingly put it online. I was not the original poster. I am just the girl who was being exploited and blackmailed online.

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>>716143044
Welcome to /b/, where all your nightmares come true.

>>716143150
Instagram is a public thing is my point. You made the profile and put shit on there.

>>716143108
don't be an asshole I know exactly who you are.

>>716143091
Nah sorry man, i could do with some myself lol

>>716143044
i'll message you in exchange for a blow job. i wasnt the one who posted your details though

>>716143248

I promise, you have no idea who I am because I have no idea who you are. By the way, whomever it was has been posting your pics for a while. I think he has something against you, been trying to get us to brigade on you for a couple of weeks.

>>716143267
do you know me? if not then fuck off. if you do then just message me and we can talk.

>>716127500
And milk.

I live in "the dairy state", in usaland, and all our milk is from you guys. I guess it's more profitable to export all our milk and import yours from halfway around the world. Turns out you guys are the biggest producer of milk in ze world.

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Anyone got her? Girl on right

>>716143330
oh I'm sorry I thought you were the one who originally posted it. my bad. yeah my mate sent me a link. so I checked it out and saw this. so yah know a bit of a shock...

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>>716143069
That's not a lot of files. The total of that drive is 129,000 files at 1.68Tb

>>716143344
That's actually semen. It's scooped out of the sheep.

>>716143341
i dont know you, but whoever is posting your details raves about your bj skills. i feel i need to confirm this. for scientific purposes of course

>>716143348
My right, or her right?

>>716143419
It happens more often than you'd think. It's how most femanons end up here.

>>716143456
oh right.. for science. well apparently everyone here knows my face book. so message away....

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>>716143462

>>716143044
Are the nudes on here you?
>>716136363
>>716136619
>>716136970

>>716143456
Also your ability to handle dog dick jackhammering your butt.

>>716143531
unfortunately yes. that's how I know who posted it (won't mention the name tho) because I sent them privatly to him so....

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>>716143069
E: drive

>>716143605
>guy posts your private pics and doxxes you
>you won't doxx him back
You're new here. You really should doxx him.

>>716143520
Your right hahaha the brunette

>>716143667
nobody gives a fuck, this girl is more important

Albany here

>>716143605
show us your pussy

>>716143605
Well, to be fair, I have raided all my friends pc's and phones at some point or anther, usually when they get up and go to the bathroom, and tooktheir nudes of their gfs, fapped to em, and shared them later on after they broke it off. You never know.

>>716143605
is he the guy you sucked off behind the gym?

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Anybody near queenstown wanna make some money and /b/ro up wit some smoke!?

>>716143770
not all heroes wear capes

>>716143783
Behind the School Jim you mean.

>>716143770
You a perv.
And maybe, a bad friend.

>>716143872
Don't believe him. He has no friends. That's why he's here.

>>716143911
Well yeah, he doesn't anymore.

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Looking for her nudes as well

I don't know why any of these dumb cunts come here asking for nudes of specific women. Nobody has them. Nobody is going to give them.

Nudesfags are cancer.

>>716143871

greentext that shit

>>716144101
>no

>>716144175

not even for science?

>>716144222
You do realise I'm not the homo who posted that chick, right?

>>716143872
And that is how I know you must be a girl. Because if you were a guy, you would know that that is not only possible, but highly probable, bc every 8 hours or so, once the hormones kick in, all bets are off. The dirty panties in your hamper in the bathroom, oh yeah, they're getting worn over the head and inhaled thoroughly and cummed in. Your journal, left unlocked, will be skimmed and read. When you tell me to go ahead to your place and wait for you there, the dildo under the bed, that's getting sniffed, worked in my ass.and cummed on before a quick wipe to appear clean. I will cum in your toothpaste, in your tampons, on your doorknob so you touch it every day and get a little on you. This is what happens when the make brain gets horny. Stealing nudes is nothing,

>>716144343
You're a unique individual.

>>716143830
I'm even considering driving out to that chrch /b/to who said they hook me up last

>>716144343
Great, now I picture all men however hot as being crouching masturbators sniffing panties and playing with themselves.

>>716144589
eureka. we've madea breakthrough. now you must go and educate your fellow women

>>716144343
And that's why /b is your home now.

>>716144589
Congratulations on becoming a lesbian.

>>716143868
under-rated

>>716143513
do you spit or swallow?

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her bj face

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cass mason's nudes, thanks

>>716145752
is that quercy and anon?

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>>716145752

>>716144786
Who cares she does it behind the school Jim it makes it 100 times better.

>>716146219
>jim

>>716146308
>Implying Jim isn't a living being with feelings and would like his name spelt with a capital letter.

>>716146421
Sorry Jim

>>716145263
>when he tk u behind the school jim

>>716146468
You better be sorry mate, don't let me catch you dogging the boys again otherwise you're gonna be way scared.