Post a photo of your ideal wife

>>716118382
No one would want that fat cow.

>>716119143
Dont know why but it looks like she would have stank,hippie breath

>>716118382
I can understand why you'd want someone willing to hold a huge faggot.

>>716120167
Dont know why but it looks like she would have stank,hippie breath

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>>716120380

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>>716121573

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>>716121620

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>>716121653

>>716119003
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>716121685
Dont know why but it looks like she would have stank,hippie breath

>>716120380
ahahahhhhahahahahahahaaaa

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I've loved her since I was a sophomore but I can't get the courage to ask her out.

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She would make me sandwiches.

>>716122251
umm.. are you sure you can't do better?

>>716122343
I love her anon, that fire you feel in your chest when you feel like you're in trouble, yeah that's how I feel around her.

>>716122441
Do it pussy, if you don't ask you'll always be stuck wondering why you didn't do it. Grow a pair and ask her out fucker.

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>>716118382

>>716122542
I procrastinate a lot

>>716122441
I been there m8. Don't be an idiot and wait too long 'til she moves to another state like I did ;--;

>>716122599
Stop being a bitch, all I hear is excuses

>>716122625
Her dad lives in Denver we live in TN

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Fucking claimed. She's with me. Stop looking at her.

>>716120322

Naw, just a permanent tinge of ganja. I can live with that

>>716122599
listen here, faggot. man up, ask her out and i guarantee she'll suck your dick.

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this is literally

LITERALLY

the cutest girl in the entire known universe

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2cute

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>>716122781

>>716122689
Magnificent

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>>716122554

>Happy Diablo III

That's how you know a bitch really cares

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>>716122815

>>716122780
>>716122781
Weird.

>>716122763
all i see is a spic.

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>>716118382

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>>716122846

>>716122821
RIGHT?!

>>716122877

a spicutie more like

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>>716122763

Pretty dank anon. I feel that feel, but I'm gonna have to raise you

>>716122976
people with no chin pisses me off.

>>716122723
Where should I take her, chinese, italian, movie? I'm a good talker and all but around her I'm a nervous wreck.

>>716122599
You don't ask her out, you invite her to do something cool. Go see a show or whatever. The trick is to have fun with her, not to ask her out to a boring date, eat cheetos or whatever you are thinking about doing.

Find something cool. Invite her. Easy. If she says no? Fuck it, ask another girl to do something with you. Live your passions and invite other people in your little world. Get off WoW and grow a pair.

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>>716122833
i know right ?!?

>>716123028

Skyrim is for the Nords!

>>716122976
she's hilarious

>>716122770
your girl has no head

>>716123033

What are you talking about? Her chin is totally proportional to her face, its just that her whole face is small, that's why her eyes look huge

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we can go bail this bitch out

>>716122976
Kate is the cutest human being on TV anywhere. Physically she's perfect, but if the Garfunkel&Oates TV show is accurate about their real personalities, she's not really a sexual person and isn't that into it.

A few years ago I dated a QT who just was NOT into sex, it was awkward as fuck. Would not recommend.

>>716122763
man face/10
are you a fucking faggot

>>716120296
The only correct answer
>always dresses nicely
>polite
>intelligent
>knows the best foods for you
>supple

>>716123259
>that
>man face

break that shit down for me, I don't see it. Looks pretty soft and feminine to me.

>see a girl you like
>want to ask her out
>oh shit what do we go do
>hey dumbass, ask her to hang out and do something you like
"I'm not really into that, anon."
>then you wouldn't have enjoyed her company anyway, anon. Sure she's cute and has a rockin' body but so do a million other females, re-roll.

>>716123225
>thinking tv shows in any way reflect the actors actual personality
are you fucking retarded?

>>716123225

Oh buddy, do I have a surprise for you...

>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57ea74b40fc44

>>716123225
>thinking tv shows in any way reflect the actor/actresses actual personality
are you fucking retarded?

>>716118382
Come on, that woman has never worked a day in her life. Look at her holding that hay n' shit.

>>716122251
She's either gonna say yes or no. Right now you're saying no by not asking her. If she says no, then you're back where you started only you can move on. If she says yes, then you can date and probably break up after a year or so. Who knows? You might end up marrying her, but it's not likely. Either way, don't get your hopes up, but you're never gonna get anywhere by planning for the right moment all the time

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This girl has been my dream girl for awhile now. Sadly, she is already married.

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>inb4 mommy issues

>>716123133
I know. No back talk

>>716122694
Like I want some 6.5/10 loudmouth redheaded cunt spewing /pol/ memes at me all day.

>>716122251
Grab her faggot. Grab her before she ends up on blacked.com.

>>716123533
Same as >>716123045
Where should I take her I'll fucking do it

>>716123133
Actually perfect

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>>716123472

HOLY FUCK! I am fucking diamonds

>>716123680
Oh well you're a faggot anyways so no worries

>>716123412
Nah, that's a fair point, but this one was actually more or less based on their lives, so you'd think you'd at least get a spitting image.

>>716123723
What do YOU like doing?

>>716123640
Her tits look like gogurt.

>>716123225
Mayb u hav babby dick

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I dare you to find a girl more beautiful than this

protip: you can't, this is the apex of human genetics

>>716123640

I get it. It's all about the face. Her overflowing voluptuousness is just a lewd bonus

>>716123187
What did she do anon?

>>716123835
I like watching old movies and tv shows, I'd really like to take her out to an Italian restaurant but I'd be a wreck if she wanted me to make a move, which she wouldn't. I've been with girls before but I love her and I care whether or not she likes me.

>>716123766
Don't blow your load yet. We're just getting started.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2013392f7e8b63a09172

>>716123807
Naisu joku, sempai

>doesn't want mediocre looking white trash gf
>must be gay
This is the same response tumblr whales give when people don't find them attractive

>>716123225
>>716123822

See

>>716123472

>>716123999
Yeah, she's pretty amazing. There are girls with prettier faces, but her face with that body is unbelievable

>>716124163

>what is an artificial dick that shoots liters of artificial cum?

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Not as bodacious as some of yours here, but I know what I want out of life.

>>716123574
She ain't that cute.

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You can keep your sluts.

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A dream wife doesn't have the be the best looking person in the world. >>716124357
I know her personally and have worked with her for a few years. She's easily an 8/10 in the looks department (to me) but a 10/10 in personality.

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Already married her.

>>716124287
You liked it? Cool. Now every time you masturbate you WILL remember it.

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>>716124420
>>716124163

>>716124182
Oh nevermind you're a weaboo, to you that's 3dpd anyways. And still a faggot. Don't you have a cartoon waifu to suck your dick? Still literal faggot

>>716123472
My Optimist Brain: HOLY FUCKING SHIT

My Pessimist Brain: Yeah, whatever dude, that shit happens anytime Orlando Bloom walks into any room anyway.

>>716124561

Nah, I've seen so much shit that it didn't even phase me. now I suppose you're gonna take it upon yourself to try to totally mind fuck someone, but don't waste your time son

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MFW nobody mentions Flora.

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>>716123472
Thank you anon gooch my celeb waifu and to know that shes into MFF threesomes has just made her literal perfection

>>716124693
Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>716123896
Nah man, some humans are just asexual. She would need to be reminded to move her hips, it was fucking weird. If she was on top literally nothing would happen unless I grabbed her hips and moved her. Strangest couple of weeks ever.

>>716124144
No you don't love her. Love takes a long time to develop after being intimate with someone. What you currently want is to get your dick inside her and I can understand. But you have to keep your options open. There is no secret method, no magic date. You just have to get out there, go grab a beer with her, go see a show, go to a comedy club. Don't be like "Hey, would you ehmmm maybe ehhhm go to a comedy club someday with me?" That's awkward as fuck. Talk to her and insert it in the conversation. For example, idk you'll be talking about whatever and you can insert something like

> Hey, ever heard of [some place's name]?
No, what is it
> Insert description of WHY it's awesome and why you love it
Ahhh ok haha
> You really need to go there, I highly suggest it
Ahh thanks, noted
> Thinking about that, there is an event there next week, I was thinking about going, wanna join?


It's really not complicated...

>>716123723
Movies are awful first dates. You sit next to each other for two hours without talking. Dinner is a little too formal too. What do you know about her? What are her hobbies and things she likes to do? Make a list of them and see which ones match with yours, and come up with an idea for a casual date. Doesn't have to be quirky or creative. The entire point is to see if you guys like each other enough for a second date.
This is all a lot easier if you're attractive, though.

>>716122723
this, a thousand times this

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Pic related.
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>>716124639
>being this triggered

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would move to whichever backwards ass country this girl lives in to marry her, no questions asked.

>>716124806
Nah m8 its not just he wants tk get inside her. He's actually in love with the idea of her that he's created in his own head and projected onto her. He's in love but the person he's in love with doesnt actually exist.

>>716118382
Move to Scandinavia, we have tons of girls like this

>>716125094
That is... sad :/

>>716125094
Tru

>>716124163
This was literally me when I saw Kate's tits, so nobody make fun.

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either her or....

>>716125094
i hope u r not right

>>716125203
OP here. I'm actually seriously considering that. How do the girls take to Americans though?

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>>716125298
...her, it's 50/50, would be happy with either or

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>>716125213
It happens quite often actually. Because our minds seek to be perfect. He doesmt actually know anhthing about this girl so his brain in the blanks so it can feel like it does know. In turn he "loves" her but not really. They get married. He finds out she isnt the girl his mind created. They get divorced.

>>716125383
wtf are those jugs

>>716125213
It's not sad, it's common for young people. They want to emulate the things they see on TV and movies because it's simply an example that is set for them.

Some people grow out of it, some don't. The ones who don't will always have problems being happy with their partners. Now that's the sad part. Imagine living in a hell where you're doomed to repeat your mistakes, but you have no idea what your mistakes are, so you can't stop yourself.

>>716125383
Man, Tobey Maguire got weird.

>>716125389
>>>716125213
>It happens quite often actually, because our minds seek to be perfect. He doesn't actually know anything about this girl so his brain fills in the blanks so it can feel like it does know. In turn he "loves" her but not really. They get married. He finds out she isnt the girl his mind created. They get divorced.
Sorry for that grammatical horror.

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>>716118382

>>716125357
Blonde girl by far

>>716122976
She looks like some sort of cyberbully

>>716125383
was waiting for this

>>716125278
lol, sorry for that, I had to. Seriously though, how can you like Katie that much and not know about her work? She's done more, this time I'm serious.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=45d3c30902945bd98f69

>>716125383
I want to fuck the scowl off her face

>>716125389
>They get divorced.

Only if he doesn't realize what he's done in his mind. If he has compassion and not simply passion he will accept her as a human and stop chasing the fairy

>>716125514
>no
Imagine a hell where your forced to watch yourself repeat your mistakes from the outside but you cant influence the world at all. Also every time the other you makes the mistake yoh re experience the feelings of said mistake.

>>716125694
Unless what she actually is isnt what he loves. This is why time dating actually matters.

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>>716125616

>>716125616
>this thread has just devolved into elephant jizz

I'm trying to imagine Kate's face when I do that to her. Just looking up all confused and helpful. Shit, brb, going to /s/ for like five minutes.

>>716125701
Ever read Timequake?

>>716125761
>>716125701
>>716125694
You guys are dicks im still here

>>716122763
i feel bad 4 u

>>716125353
Depends a bit on their and your age to be honest. And also somewhat to which of the Scandinavian countries you go to.

However, if you are not a stereotypical 'dumb' American (sorry, it's a general view over here), you will be just fine, interesting even, to a lot.

It is, however, not easy to get citizenship when coming from outside the EU as an immigrant. Need to present a reasonable amount of money on your bank account to prove you can take care of yourself and not rely on the (very generous) social services, among other things

>>716125701
What if Hell exists and it's just you watching your life from birth to death on a movie screen, one you can neither pause or look away from.

>>716125844
We're telling the truth, man. How often do you fantasize about the moments you want to create with her?

>>716125834
Is what i said basically the plot?

>>716122815
gross misshapen face

>>716125834
>we've gone from QT's to elephant jizz to Vonnegut
YEP, this is /b/ alright.

>>716125926
I mean thats not actually that bad for hell

>>716122976
ew 1/10

>>716125927
Not a fucking lot it just so happens that I love her she is the only girl I'd like to date and I try talking to her frequently but senior classes are fucking weird.

>>716125987
Not if you're Tom Cruise.

But remember in this scenario: You're you.

>>716125870

Is it really that bad?

>>716125893
I'd love to marry a fellow horse biter.

>>716126030
You have no imagination.

>>716126045
My life over all is good. The real hell of that would be having to essientially watch the same movie over and over

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I'm polyamorous.

>>716123574
pretty gross but i guess u probably are too

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Ez

>>716125940
Sort of related to part of it. Basically, time jumped back 10 years, and everyone was conscious of it, but they couldn't do anything about it since they had to repeat the same timeline for 10 years. It was like watching a video of everything you've done from your own perspective. When "free will" kicked in again is when the story begins.

It's Kurt Vonnegut's last book. Pretty fun read

>>716125069
Kek not triggered at all. We all just need to be called out on our bullshit at least once in a while

>>716126155
Goddamn Mormon

>>716126261
Polygamy =/ polyamory

>>716126217
So they can't change it or undo it? Like if I jumped back to 2006 could I avoid watching all of Lost or would I be stuck watching my life through my own eyes for ten years?

>>716126031
Ok, so imagine you're telling this to her. How do you think she would respond?

>>716126261
Tfw Christian and poly. Well kinda i have multiple "wives" but none of them have any other male lovers.

>>716126261
First of all
>>716126336
and second of all, ain't no girls in Utah who look like that.

>>716119143
reckon the kids wud enjoy her too

>>716126368
Fag

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>>716125575
more of blonde girl

Dis But i'm fat & african so she prolly say no

>>716126217
Seems kinda the same

>>716126384
As long as they know about each other, you're good to go.

And there's nothing Christian about that, throw the book out the window and get to fuckin'.

>>716126046
She's just a soft 7 in a thread about 10s. I'd probably bang her, but we're talking about ideal physical features mostly and all you did was post a picture.

>>716125620
damn almost perfect its a shame about that wrecked pussy

>>716126471
you mean youre a nigger

>>716126349
You'd be stuck watching your life through your own eyes for 10 years

>>716126496
>actually
The bible just have sex with your wife
Never says how many wives you can have and people in it who were "god fearing men" also had harems.

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Saw her in a porn ad and I'm in love.

>>716126622
Good thing I watched a lot of porn.

>>716126620
Yeh, Ima Nigger basically

>>716126623
>the bible says just have sex with your wife
I hate how my phone randomly deletes a word a just typed.

>>716126356
She knows I have feelings for her but i don't know

>>716126623
The Bible says a lot of shit, but even /b/ isn't fucked up enough to stone her to death for fucking someone else.

Throw the book out the window anyway, you got this.

>>716126512

She's a 10


in my heart

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but with less crazy and more submissive

>>716126726
Then ask her out retard

>>716126705
No, I like the first version better.

>>716126752
But jesus is the way.

>>716126788
Well hey, that's where it really doesn't count so you have my sympathy

>>716126089
what do you mean? should i put a bag over her face and image a hot girl

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>>716126830

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>>716122763
>mfw all I can see is a man face

>>716126726
No, be honest. Imagine you're telling her that you LOVE her. Not just "have feelings" but love, and you're sure it's love.
Imagine what she's going to say to you. Because to us, it sounds immature and a little creepy

>>716126921
I dont get it big dan

>>716126792
Someone's it's fun to let her be crazy. Really good sex when she's getting off on doing things to you.

>>716126882
Lel

>>716123033
lmao

>>716127012
Nice but I wouldn't leave the decorating up to her./

>>716127066
just make sure she doesn't know where you live.

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>>716118382
she's a cultural marxist
she's a communist
her last name is marx
pure white emo pussy

>>716127012
She looks like she was enthusiastic about Hillary.

>>716120167
moar

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Ideal Wife? Jasmine obviously

>>716118382
>photo
>ideal wife
My ideal wife is not based upon that which mere photos can portray; not very efficiently, at least.
There may not exist a photo of my ideal wife; not to mention my lack of thought on the matter.

>>716126752
No, /b/ is fucked up enough that instead of stoning her, the personified /b/ would take a shit on the floor, roll around in it, then jerk off while simultaneously eating it's own face off and trying to give her hugs while screaming "why don't you love me anymore" over and over until she leaves, at which point, /b/ would headbutt a 9 year old transgender child until /b/ lost consciousness and bled out on the floor.

>>716126329
Remind me of her name please?

>>716127188
>thread about ideal wife
>posts girl in 4th place

>>716127218
>autism the post

>>716122251
she looks like she has downs

>>716127465
Jesus fuck no

>>716127218
You're just too embarrassed to post your 2d waifu
Let's see it

>>716127475
You know she has at least 3 STDs right?

>>716127503
dont worry anon im sure theres some 300 pound landwhale that wants you to wipe her ass for her somewhere.

>>716127465
>Brad Pitt's body
>Orlando Bloom's face
>Schwarzenegger's chest

/fit/ would be pleased

>>716127624
Again fuck no

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>>716118382

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>>716126788
looks like my friend, except you know, not as good as my friend...

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>>716127559
I can live with that

>>716127227
Kek'd & lost

>>716127624
>women are either buff disgusting freaks or fat disgusting freaks. There is no in between
Wew

>>716127624
There are plenty of girls in between 300lb land whale and clit dick up there

>>716127680
Boy hips

>>716127417
what a cutie

>>716126329
You want a phillipino posing as a jap?

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>>716127255
Omomo Risa

>>716127683
She will also let random niggers plow her from all 3 holes.

>>716127750
You just killed this thread you cunt. Or you may just get B& so all good mate.

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>>716127384
That's her number stupid, not a ribbon

>>716122763
Looks like the lead singer of nickelback

>>716122763
desperate much?

>>716124289
>Bodacious

Didn't think to ever see Keanu on Reddit, let alone here.

>>716127903
Thank you thank you.

>>716127940
>Being this new
Its a painting
Its not pornographic
>implying theyd delete the thread and not the post if it was cp

>>716127903
She looks really downsey

>>716122554
Damn... Goals.

>>716122763
I think that may be my dad

>>716128090
Not new, paranoia. What did you expect? For me to act rationally?

>>716128164
>>716127077
>be in navy
>be 21
>go to anime expo
>meet qt girl there
>shes 16
>start dating
>dont do anything sexy till shes 18
>get married
>play porn with her aound
>she tells me she likes watching the girls
>intoduce idea of 3some
>go on tinder
>find girl
>go on a few dates
>have weekend 3 some with both

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>>716128183
>>716128067
>>716128007
>>716126941
>>716125870
>>716123259
>>716123259
>>716122877

FUCKING ROASTED

>>716128226
As rationally as any /b/tard can yes

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With or without wings or hair

>>716128325
>As rationally as any /b/tard can

Anon, I just went above and fucking beyond what any /b/tard can typically do if anything I need a 3d loli doll with a medal shipped to my apartment

>>716119143
i know this girl. we graduated in the same class. knew she was kind of a "flower child' type

>>716122694
I'm gonna be fucking her all day while you're at work anon

>>716119143
nice tits as well 9/10

>>716120380
oh fuuuuck

>>716128325
Actually in CA, UK, AUS, NZ that pic would do you for 1 count of possession of cp current laws do not differentiate between art and real cp

>>716128735
No thanks, looks good but I'd never marry someone skankish enough to take one of those mirror nudes.

>>716122251
DO IT

>>716128577
You havent done shit besides sperg over not CP
>and fuck off with that participation trophy bullshit
>>716128763
Good thing 4chin is murrican and none of that matters

>>716128820
You knkw literally every girl does that right?

>>716122781
NICE

>>716124517
That post is too sweet for here.

Fuck off.

>>716122770
Incredible calves, respect

>>716123357
her face is too tall
mouth is too large (especially bottom portion)
jawline is too defined
eyes spaced too far apart

>>716129011
True, in AUS they even banned porn with women smaller than C cup breasts, because pettanko encourages pedophilia

>>716122883
Is she a pornstar?

>>716129063
Wait what? God damnit

>>716129164
>Stupidity the law

>>716129190
Welcome to life kid

>>716123064
ommg fek yeh bruv

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>>716128994
That's not a Latina, Latina means Central America and Mexico, not fucking Philippines

>>716129418
She's Brazilian

>>716129285
>Welcome to life
>Implying things have always been this way
>Implying there were always smartphones and the interwebs to spread things around

>>716129384
>no tits
TFOA

>>716129489
Being this autistic
>life is full of disappointments, just like you dumbfuck

>>716129261
Agreed I lurve me some Androgyny, and you just can’t get hat with dig ole biddies

>>716129384
It'd be Kinda hard to make sandwiches with no hands

>>716129011
>Not cp

As if brush strokes that form the image of a naked child isn't as bad as a photograph depicting the same thing.

>Trophy Bullshit

I asked for a medallion you illiterate nigger

New thread
Post a photo of your ideal wife continued

>>716123999
youre right 100/10