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I screwed up /b/. I did something REALLY horrible. How do you

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I screwed up /b/. I did something REALLY horrible. How do you guys find it possible to like yourselves again after you do something you know was wrong?
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>>716101322
What did you do you unforgiving sensitive little faggot?
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Meet your toh.
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>>716101322
Getting dubs isn't horrible niggerfaggot, try harder
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>>716102036
Yes cause getting a random number on a website makes it all better.
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>>716103301
Not with that attitude it won't
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>>716103301
Basically what
>>716104369
Said

Stop being an acoustic nigger and greentext story, i'm fapping furiously atm

BUMP FOR POTENTIAL
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>>716101322
You analyze what you did, and acknowledge that you feeling guilty is a good thing. It means you have a conscience. Unlike most of the choads on r9k
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>>716101322
Come on bbycakes don't 404 on us and greentext the shebangs you silly tickly diddly nignoggy faggy roody poo
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Story time?
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come on op, post what you did.
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>>716106568
This
>>716101322
It's not like we can't help if you don't tell anything

Come on OP hurry up I'm still fapping furiously

Don't let your own thread die and remain a faggot OP
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>>716101322
you don't,you messed up and you will never be happy knowing you did it even if you wanted to do so or you just couldn't control yourself
You will probably remember the thing you did often the upcoming days,or weeks and feel bad about it because you did it and now its too late
Probably if someone knows you did it , this will make you feel worse and if no one does know,your own conscience will make you feel worse by remind yourself
Then you will eventually tell someone just so you can feel better but it's going to feel worse because they will tell you it's bad and you shouldn't have done it
Also..
Everything is going to be OK
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>>716101322
Here OP, half a twinkie coz i luv u

i gib u rest when u tell stoytiem

?Sì¿
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im not op, but I could post my own story if anyone here wants to give me advice?
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>>716107522
I was about to tell you to fuck off and eat a dick but the dubs of pain saved your fate

Go on kook, tell us your tale
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double bump to block 404
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>>716101322
FAP
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>>716101322
watch some porn; try again with someone else.
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>>716107760
quads
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>>716101322
C'mon OP, we won't tell
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BUMP FOR OP TO GREENTEXT WHY HE FEEL LIKE PUTREFACTED POOP MIXED WITH STALE MILK AND 2 YOLKS IN A BLENDER AT 451 DEGREES FARENHEIT CUM

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP

#DOINGTHISCUZWEBELUVINFGTOP
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Come on OP, don't be a pussy. Tell us.
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tell us OP common dont be a pussy bitch nigga
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>>716101322
Get the old friend out of the liquor cabinet and drink your feelings away. Jim bean won't Judge, nor will he betray you
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>plot twist OP decided to fap furiously to tranny porn instead of telling us that he farted during church and that he feel the awaiting dread of burning in eternal fire from hell when he'll die

Pull a Paul Walker, an hero like a fatherfucker
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OP TELL US WHAT HAPPENED OR I'LL POUR CHOCOLATE MILK DOWN A DRAIN
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>>716101322
i don't know OP if you could be me. i have so much self hatred and you ask your self why the fuck you had to do it for being so stupid. for what iv done its terrible and i deserve no sympathy.
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Look guys the only way to get OP to post their story is by trumping dubs with dubs, so here it goes.

Lets hear it OP
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>>716108593
NOOOOOOOOOO

OP PLEASE DON'T LET THIS FAGGOT POOR CHOCLIT MALK IN DRAN
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op here i didnt seed torrent haha lol
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>>716108726
Greentext or stfu fgt and gtfo
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>>716107522

I don't know why but I read this in Zoidberg's voice. Like it just totally seems like something that he would say.

>I'm not the OP, but giving me advice you could do maybe? WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO
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>>716108832
>implying you're OP
>implying you shouldn't be on this Laotian comic strip communication plank
>implying you shouldn't be in bed because you have school tomorrow
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>>716108871
Go back to
>>>/lgbt/
fgt
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>>716101322
OK faggot I'll bite. What ya do that was so horrible?
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>>716107624
>be me last march
>18 years old
>become fed up with the degeneracy at my college campus (Oberlin College) and become a trump supporter
>plan to vote for Trump in NY primary (my home state).
>also feel constantly anxious and depressed due to unrelated reasons
>posting on 4chan about how to commit suicide (reveal some personal info, but not name or address)
>someone reports my info to campus police and they track down my identity
>get kicked out of college
>family sends me to mental hospital
>get put on antipsychotics and antidepressants (stop antipsychotics after a month)
>get out of hospital (primary occurred while in hospital)
>feel disinterested in politics while on the drugs
>liberal psychologists I see constantly talk about how Trump is evil
>become politically neutral
>never check anything about politics like I did before all this happened
>stop taking the drugs in early september (it takes about 2-3 months for the full effects of the drug to wear off after stopping)
>fill out absentee ballot a month before the election in favor of Clinton (since she had more political experience)
>two weeks before the election, realize that I've made a mistake, and should have voted for Trump
>finally feel my desire to follow politics come back to life
>mfw I won't get a chance to vote for a republcian candidate for at least another year now, and who knows if i'll get put back on the drugs before then.
>however, depression and anxiety also reemerage.
>drop out of college in early december

now I'm at home and working a job as a cashier at Walmart. I want to save up money to move out by next year. I can't stand the degeneracy of this world, but more than anything else, I can't stand myself. What do, /b/?
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>thread started at 10:44 pm
>it'll be midnight by the time i post
>fgt OP still havent delivar storytiem in green
>:poop:
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>>716109534
Relax niggerfaggot

u need to poopsmoke sumadat good shit my niggertits ye
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>>716109196

>You seem upset. Sit down on my table maybe, you're probably suffering from hypermalaria.
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>>716101322
I don't.
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>>716110304
no
For the well being of our faggot board, we cannot deal with anymore faggots

Please go back from where you came from or i'm calling Mods

>>>/lgbt/
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>>716109964
what are you talking about?
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>>716101322
I understand you're feeling immense regret, but just remember, so does everyone else who voted for Trump.
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>>716101322
Have you ever considered the notion that you're a genuinely horrible person who deserves to die and that any "forgiving" going on in your head will be a self delusion?
KYS.
Get a strong belt, tie it to the doorknob, wrap it around your neck snugly, and lay down.
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>>716110599

>Mods!? No! Calm down friend, it's not even spawning season
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>>716101322
I know I did it to myself and am fine with it.
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>>716108859
>be me
>live across next too neighbor
>good friends with the two girls that a a ear younger then me.
>one day realize i ken clearly see the shower window from kitchen
>after awhile of seeing the light on i decide to try to take a video, i did it a few other times.
>she saw the camera and screamed, i panicked and ran away back to house
>police kock on door
>i eventually admit it but she doesn't press charges
>my parents and their family are both in my house
>now everyone and there mother knows I'm a creepy worthless piece of shit
>havent talked to her in a year and constantly want to kill my self

why did i do it /b/ i hate my self and its a reality i can't escape. i don't even want to be friends with anyone because i know who the fuck would want to be friends with someone who did that.
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>>716112200
top kek. Just go talk to her, apologize, it'll at least make you seem more human to her.
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>>716112200
do you hate yourself because you realize what you did was wrong or because you got caught?
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>>716112200
Yeah you're a piece of shit and you need to die.
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>>716113174
lack of dubs confirms the lack of forgiveness he deserves.
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>>716101322
Dunno if you're still here bro, but I feel you.

Justcalculated my total debt and lost my job. Going to a debt consolidation agency tomorrow. At the end of the day though, dwelling on whatever the fuck you did just makes it worse.

To me the key thing about being a man is being able to deal with trials that come before you. Buy a bottle of wine, watch some dank porn, then figure your shit out. Chose to succeed not fail my nigga

>inb4 you broke bitch
>inb4 no one cares
>inb4 your a bitch

Here's some OC nudes of my ex to raise everyones spirits. If you want more holla
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>>716112200
>>live across next too neighbor
no shit sherlock
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>>716112200
why did you admit to it, you autist? They would have had no proof otherwise.
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>>716113616
made me kek
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>>716112778
i did. i texted her after it happened. she basically said she's disappointed because we were good friends. and if she saw me she would probably punch me in the face but that will resolve it when we get to it. its been a year and i don't think were gonna talk anytime soon.

>>716113136
i question that too. i mean i totally absolutely know I'm a creepy piece of shit. but i didn't attach an emotion to it, ya know? and now just everyone knows.
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>>716112200
Gonna make this real easy for you. You have to apologize. You might not like her response but it will be something and it will make it better.

Look her up on facebook. Message her ONE (1) time. If you know she remembers you, then all you say is "hey, I'm really sorry for what I did. I know it was wrong and I feel terrible. Sorry it took me so long to apologize"

That's it. Don't expect a response and don't expect a friendship.
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>>716109964
so... should I kill myself, or nah?
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>>716108039
lol
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>>716113875
this man knows the truth
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>>716113888
oh shit, trips!
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>>716108593
Nooo my friend loves choccy milk!
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>>716113888
trips confirm, you need to kill yourself.
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>>716113888
checked nigger.

>>716113610
Also nice nudez. Moar
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>>716101640
Aiel poster detected
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>>716114168
how do they confirm that if I was the one asking the question? Wouldn't that mean that whether or not I should kill myself defers to what I want? (since I got trips)
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>>716114255
checked
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This shot went from 0 to 100 real quick
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>>716114255
dubs confirm, you gotta die.
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>>716114520
fair enough.
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>>716113713
nah fuckin dogs traced be back to the house.

>>716113875
i did that the next morning. i told her i know i can't take what i did back apologize profusely. but well theres no going back and your right, it will never go back. i destroyed all the trust there was. and ill never hate myself more for making this a fucking reality
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>>716114619
well, you may be a degenerate, but at least from here on out, you can resolve to dedicate your life to doing good things, and to help end the degeneracy in the future.
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Op dont kill yerself knoe it might sound harsh but find a job and move somewhere else when you are able to man you dont have to get cross country but get away from the community if you want to be active in all sorts of shit man
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>>716109534
damn, I still don't know what to do. How should I avoid the drugs and degeneracy in the future?
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>>716113610
More
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>>716115010
Can provide
2 / ?
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>>716114758
thats the thing, most people see me as a good person cause i like to do "kind" things for people. but thanks man, i appreciate the positivity.
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>>716114920
suicide.
Can't do drugs if you're dead.
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>>716115164
Don't stop posting
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>>716115604
i was referring to antidepressant drugs.
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is thread krill?
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>>716110786

I did vote for him but that's not why I feel so bad. I still stand by that decision.

>>716116580

I'm back sorry I had crappy wifi.
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>>716116908
op do you want more nudes?

CC:
>>716115164
>>716113610
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>>716117605
Not op but go on
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>>716111429
I like this guy
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>>716118094
>>716117605
>>716116580
>>716115728

Posting some HQ from now on.

Next Dubs gets full bod
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>>716118888
what do quads get? You better give me a goddamn colonoscopy of her, faggot!
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>>716119229
Fuck you, I'll post a fuck vid.
Only if quads get
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This reminds me of my ex.
She msged me a week ago crying and saying her lifes shit and she's done some really stupid things.

Aka she slootin.
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>>716109534
You sound like a typical young Republican voter. Just carry on.
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>>716120025
out of curiosity, what makes you think that I sound like a typical young republican voter?
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>>716119631
but quads already occurred
>>716118888
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>>716120260
man of my word, I hadn't noticed. Nude while you wait
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>>716120672
no bullshit btw
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>>716120225
Your psychological profile. You're disgusted by degeneracy, yet fail to see that it's a complete projection of your own inadequacy and insecurity. On the flipside, most others are simply dumb and/or narcissistic. So at least you have a little self-awareness.
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>>716120728
are you a part of the degeneracy?
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>>716101322
there is always the future.
just by existing, you have the potential to do something good and righteous with your life, something to absolve you of your sins and outshine your bad deeds.

but you must take action.
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>>716114619
just move on and dont do shit like this again if you dont want to feel like shit
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>>716107624
This made me laugh
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>>716120782
Haha sure - I mean, I suppose it would depend on what your definition of "degeneracy" is.

The bigger point is what makes you hate yourself so much that you're suicidal, and do you feel you're less suicidal when you're spending time directing that hatred outwards? That's what you should be asking yourself.
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>>716121269
just because I hate myself, doesn't mean the degeneracy isn't a problem too. Besides, there's nothing wrong with self-improvement. Regardless, what would be the best thing for me to do going forward, given my situation?
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>>716101322
Learn from it.
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>>716121681
my niggru
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>>716121624
I don't know. Do you feel you're healthy enough to re-enter college?
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>>716118888
thems be some tight ass nipples /b/ro
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>>716121737
I don't think so. The degeneracy will be the death of me. I can't stand it. The thought of spending more than 3 seconds talking to someone from that college makes me want to vomit.
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>>716121681
this is actually some good advice.
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>>716120714
waiting on this
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>>716121920
So you're going to allow they way you feel about other people that have no bearing on your life dictate how you live yours and inhibit you from getting an education?
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>>716122133
i dont even want to go to college. Who the hell wants to be 5 thousand dollars in debt with nothing gained? Whats one reason to go?
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>>716112200
You sound pretty young to me. young people do dumb shit. Also, this really isn't that bad all things considered. Creepy, sure. But honestly there are so many worse things you could have done... just try to be better in the future and don't destroy your life because you were a horny teenager at one time in your life. Best of luck anon, speaking from my own personal fuckups, i know it can be hard to forgive yourself, but you should try.
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>>716122363
What do you want to do with yourself then?
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>>716122451
personal forgiveness is perhaps the hardest thing to do.
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>>716122515
I don't know, but how will going back to school make things better? Explain.
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>>716105761

ACOUSTIC NIGGER
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>>716122691
keked
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>>716122543
Indeed, i struggle with it myself from time to time. I have a few things in my past that i regret, and consider to be much worse than video taping a hot neighbor, shit, i WISH that was all i had done.
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>>716122602
How can I explain that when I have no idea what you want to do, dumbass?

If you go into philosophy or gender studies, then yeah, you're gonna be in debt with nothing gained. If you pick a good major, like supply chain management or IT, you can start a job at around 50K fresh out of college with only a bachelors.

If you get a degree in something you have a passion for but make slightly less money, you'll be happy and comfortable.

It's what you make it, you narrow minded retard.
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>>716122949
yeah but thats the problem. None of the potential majors interest me. They're all shit.
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>>716122949
supply chain management and IT aren't majors offered at my school, either.
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>>716122126
This
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>>716123097
>>716123277

Cool. School's out of the picture then. Now what do you do? Other than sit around being disgusted by "degeneracy."
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>>716123450
Eh, i see what you are saying, but just as the world doesn't owe us anything, does that not also imply that we don't owe the world anything? if he wants to do nothing, who are you to tell him he should have to?
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>>716123450
I already told you. I work as a cashier at walmart making 10 dollars an hour. I do also have a New York state EMT certificate.
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>>716123600
Hey man, you've got a job! congratulations! you are honestly doing better than most people. My advise? keep working and try to enjoy your life. It is too short to worry all the time.
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>>716118888
Your ex has gorgeous tits, Anon. Where's the link for the vid?
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>>716123764
I suppose. Its just hard to stop myself from getting pissed off about things I suppose. When I was younger (about 1.5-2 years ago) I spent almost a month being nearly sick with anger each day over 9/11, to the point that I would feel nauseous each day.
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>>716123897
>>716123419
>>716122126
>>716120714
>>716120672
ayy deliver /b/ro
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>>716123592
>if he wants to do nothing, who are you to tell him he should have to?

Because that fucks people over who end up footing his bills.

We DO owe the world something - simply by being born, we owe it to ourselves and others to make the world slightly less shitty than it already is. What's the point otherwise?
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>>716124295
the only truly meaningful way to make the world less shitty is to fight the degeneracy.
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>>716101322
Resolve to never do it again, because why would you do anything that makes you feel bad. take, for example I almost raped a girl when i was in high school and since then iv'e inundated myself with all kinds of the worst kind of rape porn possible to break my mind.
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>>716124539
I don't know what you mean by that, because I don't know what "degeneracy" is.
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>>716124789
degeneracy is hard to define. However, ill try to give as best a definition of it as I can. Degeneracy encourages the breakdown of civil society in favor of primitive or immoral belief systems. Third wave feminism, pro-refugee people, furry cults, and pedophillia acceptance advocates are all good examples of proponents of the degeneracy. By fighting the belief systems advocated by these people, you too can participate in the fight against the immorality and anarchy of the degeneracy.
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>>716124540
Logic in the purest form. Please provide links to the videographical medicine that cured your evil brain of the scourge of rapism.
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>>716125052
lol no kys degenerate scum.
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>>716125091
lol yes kys you humourless scum.
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>>716125223
your humor is shit, and you should feel like shit too.
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>>716101322
If it was bad enough, I think the sensible thing to do would be to end it.

Not even for that "stay alive to atone" bullshit.

Then again, depending on what I did, death might be too easy, a coward's escape.

It would be tough.
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>>716124295
World doesn't owe us anything. We don't owe the world anything. simple logic.
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>>716125558
except to end the degeneracy, of course.
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>>716124295
Also, yeah it fucks with people footing his bills. But what most people fail to realize, the whole reason someone would want to do nothing is that they have been fucked with themselves. Society has shat on you your whole life anon, why don't you want to help society?!?! Honestly? because i've seen what humanity truly is, and it is not something i can unsee. The day humanity becomes something worthy of my giving a fuck, is the day i will give one.
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>>716124996
>stop liking things I don't like!!

While you may have a point with some of those groups, others are completely overblown, downright nonexistent, or completely benign. But if you wanna make it your life mission to fight a war against ideas (which is patently ridiculous and a complete waste of time), be my guest. You're in for a long, sad angry life. Unless of course you take yourself out, in which case, whatever.
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>>716112200
How bad it is depends on how old you are. If you're a teen it's not a big deal, just apologize and move on. Now if you're some 30 year old man creeping on people through their window then you've got problems and should probably just move somewhere else. As long as there isn't a public record of it like some kind of charge on your police record you should be fine.
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>>716125895

I was wondering this too - did OP get put on the sex offender's register or similar?
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>>716125629
This will never happen. Not in a million years. We are flawed beings with an even more flawed Societal structure that breeds degeneracy, combined with people who mean well, but are really only giving men fish, instead of teaching them to fish. The day we stopped paying any heed to the laws of nature, is the day we began down the path of our own demise. It could conceivably get better, but I really don't see that happening any time soon.

I'll give you an example. The US has been run by horrible corrupt people for so long it is not even funny. No one gets upset about this at all until trump is elected president. I understand why they are upset about it, but why does it take trump to make them realize how horribly greedy and corrupt out government is? because they are too stupid to even comprehend the problem.
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>>716125799
One day you'll wake up and realize you've been looking in all the wrong places with biased glasses. The goodness of humanity is literally all around you - all you have to do is look. I was a drug addict, alcoholic, pessimist, and edgy nihilist cunt just like you for 13 years. Then I woke up and my life is amazing. You can too.
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>>716126253
Oh i do see the good. There just simply isn't enough of it. And there is less and less of it every day. The mere fact that Hillary and Trump were the candidates this election cycle more than proves this point.

Hillary straight up stole the nomination from Bernie and everyone turns a blind eye because she is female.

IDK about you or anyone else, but being ruled by a Oligarch is horrible no matter weather they are male or female.

You know who I feel sorry for? not myself, but those that are being born today. They truly have no idea the shit storm that they are in for, and could not possibly be less prepared for it.

Mark my words. Humanity is on the way out, and the time to try to fix it has long since passed, before i was even born.
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>>716126632
>Oh i do see the good. There just simply isn't enough of it.

So be the good. That's all you can do. It really is that simple.
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>>716126768
OP here, man this thread got really deep
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>>716126768
How presumptuous of you to assume i am not. Not a suprise, sadly. Talking down to someone you do not know, and have no idea what they have experienced in their lifetime. Yep, standard bullshit that i expect from your average human. All this while at the same time thinking you are a good person. You think you are a part of the solution, but you are a part of the problem, and the fact that you think otherwise is a large part of the problem itself. Self righteous prick.
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>>716126871
Let's get back on point then.
How old are you?
Will you suffer any legal issues? (sex offender register etc)
Why not just move out of the area?
Stop being a retarded pervert?
Get a girlfriend?
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>>716127033
That post pretty much unequivocally proved that you're NOT being the good. If you were, we wouldn't be having this discussion in the first place. You're a classic misanthrope. I hope for your sake you'll change someday.
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>>716127253
Kek thats not even me, that was just a rando who posted in the thread. Its not a sex offense issue.
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>>716127740
Then what is it fuckface?
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>>716127799
At my university I was caught cheating on my math final by my professor. I'm currently being investigated by the office of academic integrity and I feel horrible about it. I could even get expelled.

Honestly that's nothing though compared to what other people posted in this thread.
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>>716128161
>Honestly that's nothing though compared to what other people posted in this thread.

Well it looks like some of the issue is solved right there - things could be worse, no?

In any event, if this is your first offense, you likely won't get expelled. I'm sure you'll have to take a failing grade and retake the course though. Admit to everything and show remorse.
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>>716128361
this and you'll be fine
dont let the academic establishment make you feel like shit
and don't get caught next time, faggot
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>>716128361
I agree, I'm just gonna come clean. I can't let myself make it worse by trying to lie my way out of it.

>>716128607
I was being such an idiot honestly, legit copied a scantron bubble for bubble.
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Sleep on it. Literally sleeping on shit always makes me feel better.
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>>716106278
>When the hell did Ned Flanders learn how to curse?

Kek
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>>716127355
yes because disagreeing with you automatically makes me bad. kek. like i said, you are just a self righteous asshole, with what sounds like very little reason to be, former drug addict? kek.
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>>716128886
can confirm. poop on your pillow then rest your head on it. all of your guilt will melt away.
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>>716127355
Say what you want about me, but at least i have never allowed a substance to control me. You recovered drug addicts are all the same, you think you deserve a fucking medal for getting clean. Sorry, but there are plenty of people out there who didn't get addicted to some moronic substance to begin with, and they don't act half as self righteous as you fucks do.

People like you are the dregs of society. Total fuck ups who think they are doing good. KYS.
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>>716108359
Hello darkness my old friend. It's me, your old pal, Vodka. I'm here for you. Pick me up, I'll make you feel better buddy.
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>>716128941
lol, whatever makes you feel better about your current position in life, I suppose.

I genuinely wish you the best.
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>>716128831
Honestly, just the impulse to cheat on a test means you probably shouldn't be in college friend. If you are not confident in your own abilities, you should not have any decent job that you might get from a degree, and therefore, should drop out, or else be a fraud in whatever profession you end up in. There are others who want that job who didn't lack the self confidence to take a test using their brains. Honestly, this is pretty bad. I hope it fucks you out of college.
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>>716129480
>People like you are the dregs of society. Total fuck ups who think they are doing good. KYS.

lol yep - you're the one being the good in life all right! Be proud of yourself kiddo ;)
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>>716129808
Thanks for the help anon.
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>>716129752
Of course you do. Anything to make you feel better about yours/superior to me in ANY way. Lol, so what drug did you become addicted to? (you are a weak willed person) (you should not feel good about yourself just for managing to not be an addict)
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>>716101322

bend over, show me your butt, let me put my penis in, you're turning me on.
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>>716129842
Yeah ur right, i should pat you on the back for managing to NOT use drugs. Kek, im sorry but i don't consider that to be an achievement. Its more like this: You were doing nothing for anyone, and infact hurting yourself, and quite possibly others by your actions. You have since stopped hurting yourself and others. However, this does not erase the fact that you hurt yourself and others all so that you could escape the very same reality that you are trying to defend right now. You are not only a dumbass, but a hypocrit.
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>>716129952
Silly anon, I don't feel better than you - I AM better than you! I went back to college when I got sober, I have an amazing job where I actually get to help people and make a difference, I have genuine friends, and I have a family who's ecstatic about what I've done with my life. YOU'RE the miserable, bitter one. And it's palpable in your posts.

I'm very glad you've never been so weak to be addicted to anything. You're a much better person than me in that regard. I hope it's enough to keep you afloat in this terrible, miserable world you hate so much.
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>>716130185
lol you're so mad! I actually feel kinda bad that it makes me feel good that I've gotten under your skin so successfully. I guess I should work on that.
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>>716130211
Yep. like i said, self righteous asshole. this post more than proves it. Can't help but notice you didnt disclose what you were addicted to, nor what your job is, nor how it helps people. just that you went to a college, and got a job, that you CLAIM helps people.
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>>716130300
Nah, i'm not really mad, being mad at you is akin to being mad at a dog for eating too much food, the dog doesn't know any better. Just like how you can't see that you stating for a FACT that you are better than me is being 100% self righteous. You are clueless to the world around you, a self deluded asshole just like 90% of the people around you. Keep avoiding telling me what your job is or what you were addicted to, because we both know that its a fairy tale, one that i will easily reveal when you falsely try to claim it is your life.
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C'mon guise what the fuck..?

>arguingwithpeopleontheinternet=specialolympics.jpg
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>>716130612
>Yep. like i said, self righteous asshole.
lol - I;m just finishing what you started, buddy - you think I'm just gonna sit there and let you talk down to me without responding?

>Can't help but notice you didnt disclose what you were addicted to,

Why does it matter? Addiction is addiction. If I said coke would it be not as bad as heroin? You're just looking for more ammo because you're feeling very insecure and need something to rail on.

> nor what your job is, nor how it helps people. just that you went to a college, and got a job, that you CLAIM helps people.

kek - you probably won't believe me anyway. But I'm bored, so I'll play. I got a masters in social work and I provide therapy at community mental health clinic. I absolutely love it.

What do you do?
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>>716130901
Lmao.
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>>716130974
Actually i would consider coke to be worse since small children are enslaved and forced to produce it. Keep in mind I give less of a fuck about your health than i do how the drug was manufactured and distributed.
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>>716131060
lol - fair enough.

Anything else you'd like to talk about? I'm more than willing to listen :)
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>>716130974
Hah, I'm not even going to touch your job. You keep telling yourself you are helping people. I don't even care to get into that debate because it is not possible to prove weather or not you actually helped anyone, despite the fact that you feel good about listening to peoples problems.
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>>716130765
Im not the guy you're poo pooing your diaper over, but holy shit you are a fucking autismo. Calm the fuck down edgelord.

Now please tell me about how much of a drug addict i am or whatever lol
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>>716131173
>>716131108
can you both please kindly shut the fuck up? Thank you!
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>>716131108
Nope. I'm all set. You have a good one Mr. Self Righteousness. You've clearly got it all figured out.
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>>716131173
>prove weather or not
>weather

Whether*

Come on buddy, if you're gonna insult me at least be articulate about it!
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>>716101322
Anti-Psychotics bro, that's what im on, helped me a lot :) , i ruined my life because of depression and shit like that, if it beats you down, beat it back ;) kappa no kappa
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>>716131274
I kinda do - at least on my end. Thank you for recognizing that!

I hope you got some of your anger out and feel better as a result. Have a great night ;)
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>>716131185
Still can't even admit what substance you were using, indicating meth or coke. I'm betting coke, but only because you (being completely self important) assumed i would think coke is not as bad as heroin due to their effects on YOU(the only thing/person you ever think about)
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>>716131437
That wasn't me, silly. You're replying to the wrong person.

I was actually an alcoholic with a penchant for painkillers. So thankfully the bulk of my money went to big pharma and liquor companies rather than terrorists.

Anything else you'd like to know? I thought we were done but you keep posting, lol.
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>>716131375
Yep, you must! Otherwise you'd just be a self important asshole telling people how to live their lives when you aren't even proud enough of yours to admit to the drug that you were addicted to for 10+ years whilst being completely anonymous. You are a pillar of this society, by which i mean you are a self righteous moron who thinks they know whats best and yet are ashamed of how they led their life.
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>>716131567
lol - you're a tad slow, aren't ya?
>>716131551
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>>716108359
>Jim Bean
Underage faggot
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>>716131551
Because big pharma doesn't hurt anyone. Kek. I'm honestly not sure if thats better or worse than supporting enslaving children. Then again, when it's something that bad, who gives a fk?
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>>716131666
Ha! You got me there!

Feeling better yet? This is all for you, you know. Let it out, anon.
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calm down sweethearts <3
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>>716131551
Did you know that pharmies kill more people than all other drugs COMBINED? I'm betting you didn't. And thats just the tip of the iceberg. Good for you! you quit! lets not act like you did anything special besides stop fucking yourself up and supporting soul-less corporations. good day to you sir.
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>>716131799
>Did you know that pharmies kill more people than all other drugs COMBINED? I'm betting you didn't. And thats just the tip of the iceberg.

I did, actually! My minor was in substance use and addictive disorders, fittingly.

> lets not act like you did anything special besides stop fucking yourself up and supporting soul-less corporations. good day to you sir.

Hey! To be fair, I've dedicated my life to helping others. It's not like I just quit doing drugs and stopped there. Give me a little credit - you're hurting my feelings :p
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>>716131799
excuse me, sir....am i allowed to stick 4 fingers and some pumpkin seeds up my anus ? , my mommy said i wasnt allowed, but i thought i would ask for someone with a higher intelligence than her , one day we were talking down the street on our way back home after watch some homeless people have sex with some birds, the birds looked like they were enjoying it, but anyway... we were talking about putting things in our anus's and my mother stopped at someones trashcan , took out a half eaten bread roll and dipped it in the bin juice, started sucking it. then put it in my auns, so... im craving something in there. am i allowed sir ?
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>>716131991
Oh i do give you credit. But before you go telling other people how to live, keep in mind that you fucked it up royally for over a decade please. People make mistakes, and forgiveness is a thing. But all the feeling sorry in the world isn't going to save humanity. Just out of curiousity, what made you stop? honestly.

My father has parkinsons disease and thinks pot is the devil thanks to big pharma. I have gotten to spend my entire life watching his mental and physical state degrade at a much faster rate than he would otherwise thanks to big pharma. Cannabis oil treats the worst of his symptoms without the laundry list of side effects that his "medications" (poisons) give him. Not only do they kill people, but they destroy countless other lives, including my own, at the same time.
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>>716132262

Anon 76 here

i 1000000% agree , pharmas are a joke nature has all we need
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>>716132262
>But before you go telling other people how to live, keep in mind that you fucked it up royally for over a decade please.

First of all, therapy is NOT at all about telling someone how to live their life. That's a complete misperception. It's about engaging someone to build motivation, self-efficacy, and assist them in solving their OWN problems. Just thought I'd correct that. And of course I keep that it mind - it's what I use to stay sober as well as provide insight and experience to others in similar situations. I would never change my past even if I had the power to do so.

I have no clue what big pharma has to do with any of this. You're going completely off the rails at this point. I have no connection to big pharma - I don't prescribe medication and am rather anti-meds in my practice. You clearly have a lot of issues. I hope things get better for you.
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>>716132660
now i'm on your side... fuck sake. stop making sense you two -.-
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>>716132660
I was referring to this thread, not your profession. when i stated not to tell others how to live their lives.
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>>716132754
I'm lost - who is this? Are you the guy with the Parkinson's dad or what?
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>>716132893
sorry, anon 76 <3

im just dealing with depression, anxiety and paranoia. so im just watching this thread to see if anything is out there, im the guy who mentioned anti-psychotics beforehand
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>>716132660
Big Pharma companies are the reason why Pot is and was so villified. They are also the same people who tell my dad not to smoke or use pot to treat his symptoms as it might interfere with his "medications" (poisons) which they charge him a ridiculous amount of money for, but thankfully the american taxpayer (you and people like you) pay for 90% of the thousands of dollars a month it takes for them to supply him with said poisons. and you dont see how they have any connection? This is why the world is fucked.
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>>716132890
Ah - well this thread, an /b/ in general, is kind of MY therapy. It's the one place where I can say how I feel with no repercussions. I can let my inner asshole out. Which is why it's fun for me to tell you to get the fuck over yourself and take a proactive stance in being the good in the world rather than being the insufferable, miserable cocksucker you clearly are <3

>>716132980a
What is your diagnosis if you don't mind me asking?
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>>716133114
What can I tell ya kiddo - write your congressman - or whatever the fuck they have in whatever country you're in.
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>>716133131
anon 76

still going through the whole diagnosis shit, ive been dealing with what i have for a LONG ass time.. im 24 and have had what i presume to be Agoraphobia, depression is yet to be fully diagnosed and paranoia/ anxiety i'm on Risperidone , im basically a 15 year old kid inside a 24 year old body, it sucks, i cant think straight ect ect, but yeah, this thread is giving me something to "listen" to :) oh, im also a new fag
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>>716133131
Your "good" in the world created me. The same thinking that allows you to not see the connection between big pharma and things like parkinsons and cancer treaments among countless other things is what created me.

And, despite what you may think, I am a very strong willed person and am not going anywhere anytime soon. So you soldier on, supporting the ideals that created all the dead weight that you have to carry, in turn creating more for the next generation.
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>>716133317
>oh, im also a new fag

lol - never tell anyone that here.

My first advice would be to run from this place and never look back. It is NOT good for mental health - seriously.

In any event, if the meds are working, stay on them. Also seek therapy if you haven't already. Mental health can and does improve if you're proactive about it.
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>>716133256
to quote bad religion: So you can write your congressman, and fucking spit in the wind for all the good it'll do you friend.
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>>716133447
>>716133531
Have you ever been diagnosed with a personality disorder? Just curious.
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>>716133509
ehh, this place has actually helped my mental health :) hahaha i dont care if i tell people im a newfag, i left the house apart from being forced to go to medical places in around 8-9 years so you guys are the only interaction i get
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>>716108359
my man Evan Williams always always helps me out
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>>716133597
Nope, and my parents have sent me to multiple psychologists back when i was younger.
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>>716133597
Perhaps, it is the world with the problem, and not me? Nah couldn't be. When have the masses of humanity ever been wrong? kek.
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>>716133620
>you guys are the only interaction i get

Yeah, that's really not healthy, buddy. Like I said, seek therapy and work towards getting out of the house and establishing some social connections - slowly but surely.

>>716133685
Ha! That doesn't surprise me! You may want to go again, though. Personality disorders usually aren't noticeable in childhood.

>>716133774
Yeah, definitely get checked out again.
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>>716133597
Unless you consider an abnormally high IQ to be a "personality disorder" in which case, i've got that in spades.
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>>716133804
the ad hominem is palpable. can't refute my arguements, so you attack my mental health. you have been trained well.
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>>716133834
>bragging about IQ on /b/

Hmmm, I'm thinking NPD at this point, haha.

>>716133914
>palpable
Awe now you're using my words! You're learning! If only that IQ could have helped you distinguish whether from weather earlier, lol.
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>>716134147
yep, because you clearly had a hard time distinguishing my meaning. If only you were smart enough to realize that the content of what i say is far more important than whether or not i spell a word incorrectly on a forum online. If this was an english class, you would definitely have a point here.
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>>716134555
If this were*

Come on now IQ boy ;)
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>>716134147
Claims the word palpable as his own. Also thinks it is an advanced word that makes him look intelligent. Yeah you aren't self righteous or self important at all. My god, you are a pathetic human being. It is truly a sin that you are in therapy. I pity the people who come to you in need of help.
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>>716133804
late reply, my bad,

yeah im currently im the process of getting into some therapy, but they said it would take up to 8-14 months to get in -sigh- thanks for actually caring though :) it's a nice change on /b haha
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Commit sudoku.
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>>716134659
Nope, actually i said it correctly, go talk to your college professor about it. If this were an computer program lol. you are so stupid you can't even comprehend your own stupidity. funny stuff. anyway, it has been made clear via this post that you are a waste of my time, and i will go ahead and actually be done with you now. You are a dumb motherfuck, granted, you are more intelligent than your average person, but still dumb as a rock.
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>>716134687
lol whatever. It's late and I'm tired of you and your bullshit. I hope your father's Parkinson's kills him quickly so he can stop suffering from having such an abysmal cocksucking asshole failure of a son <3
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