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CeleBrate II

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CeleBrate II
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Who is going wild for Emma again?
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>>716096732
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>>716096732
Is she doing good now?
>yfw Kenzie was in germany
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>>716096949
Me.
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>>716097110
Emma always makes me feel good
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>>716097036
Clawie, do you need a foot massage?
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>>716096949
I am
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>>716097268
Me too anon. I might just edge to her tonight though.
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>>716097076
yeah, it just took practice. now she's great, still can't deepthroat, but her tongue swirling and moaning/gagging is toptier. shit, i want one now, kek.
wtf was she doing in germany??
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>>716097516
But making cum for her is the best
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>>716097516
>>716097268
I'm edging too but I have to cum
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>>716097600
Call her.
Tbh, I don't know. But it's the airport in Frankfurt.
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>>716097516
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>>716097675
You might just convince me with the pictures.
>>716097763
Yeah, I might change my mind about not cumming.
>>716097829
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>>716097763
Does this help
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kate hudson ,i mean why not
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>>716097927
Gotta think about more than cuddles now.
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>>716097927
really, why hesitate to cum?
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>>716098166
Right? Like what color her shirt is..
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>>716098166
Yeah, haha.
>>716098242
Some nights I just don't feel like it. Y'know?
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>>716098375
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>>716098462

I want to suck her cock
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>>716098414
Do ya want anything specific?
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>>716098414
well,i will try to convince you
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>>716098014
it does
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>>716097823
we've been texting. she just got back from christmas shopping with her mom and is gonna go to bed soon. i asked her if i could get a bj if i snuck over and she said i'd get more than that which would get us both in trouble, lol
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>>716098627
Anything high quality is appreciated. Love being able to add new stuff to my collection.
>>716098683
Damn anon.
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>>716097823
recognize the place? good eye, detective
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>>716098894
Nah, I meant from Emma. Hypothetically.
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>>716098894
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>>716098715
How about this
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edging to emma is the best
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>>716099168
hnnnnnng
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>>716098774
Perfect. Go to her.
>>716098935
She said it in her post aswell. Kek.
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>>716099054
Oh! My bad anon. I'd be content with an obedient lil cum slut. Having Emma obey orders.
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>>716099529
Mommy, I wanna massage your feet.
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>>716099602
What would you order her to do right now, first?
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>>716099401
ha, i wish. her father would probably shoot me on principle. gonna wait till tomorrow when she comes over after work. since it's been chilly here, she's been stockings or high socks, just hhnnggg. fucking a librarian is gold.
oh, haha, i gave you too much credit this time
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>>716097268
Used to be the same for me until I found out she was born a boy.
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>>716099585
are you trying to make me cum i almost did......tooooo hot
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>>716099994
multitasking is hard, kek
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>>716099710
me too she is so hot
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>>716099060
She has more of a man body than Moretz IMO
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>>716100149
maybe
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>>716099855
Definitely would tell her to get on her knees and open her mouth while not being able to touch herself or me so I can freely fuck her throat.
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>>716099109
Looks quite a bit like Victoria justice
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>>716100610
Yes
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>>716100510
Wouldn't last long
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>>716100477
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>>716097031
like she's been anything but an annoyingly squeaky-voiced bleach blonde since the good ol' days
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>>716100670
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>>716099994
>>716100172
Kek.
Did you do feet stuff with her? At least confessed about it?
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>>716100711
Don't think so? What would stop it?
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>>716100477
Well you just did I came so good
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>>716100864
You blowing your sticky load
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>>716099529
Has she ever met that scumbag terry richards (sp?)? She seems the type.

I do find the crooked sneer rather endearing, though.
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>>716100881
Swallow it
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>>716101070
Maybe anon. I think I've got pretty good control. What would you order her to do?
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>>716101291
First, dress up like Hermione... school uniform.
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>>716100860
I've been giving her massages lately and she isnt so ticklish when i do it a certain way. havent confessed, but there's been a handful of times when her feet are on my shoulders or in front of my face when we're fucking and i just kiss and smell them, which makes her laugh. i tell her i love her entire body which makes her go loud. Her o-face is so fucking cute.
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>>716098114
sauce
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>>716101448
Already hot. And then?
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>>716101504
more of this slut
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>>716101504
I member that
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am I banned?
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>>716101110
I did that not too long ago.......the texture felt and tasted great
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>>716101718
Yes
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>>716101532
Oh I believe that.
You need to tell her.
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>>716101678
My fuckin sides
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>>716101631
Climb on me and ride my hard cock.
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>>716101718
I dunno, my internet's not working.
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>>716101722
Why did ya do it?
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>>716101291
When you cum once for emma, if you have to, you can last longer after
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>>716101678
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>>716101816
Suppose it's time I start jacking off for Emma.
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>>716101678
WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!!!!
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>>716101914
I felt like it....maybe i was roleplaying as emma in my head
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>>716101974
My first cum is for her tummy tho, whaddya think?
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>>716102211
Good girl.
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>>716102174
The way they cut to 'mercial confirmed it, really.
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>>716102052
hmmm bukkake on her
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>>716101779
believe what? one day, i'll just blurt it out. her feet are too nice not to give attention to, especially her soles
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>>716102331
They say that's the reason they started delaying TV.
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>>716097600
This level of delusion is pretty fucking scary, anon. None of that's real. She doesn't know you exist.
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>>716102380
That her Oh face is hot.
Yeh you showed me you lucky tard.
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>>716102605
YeH these guys are fucking faggots. They are literally talking dirty to each other.
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>>716102605
He is talking abouth his gf beta cuck.
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>>716102909
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>>716102237
Her tum deserves cum. Then what?
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Typical celeb thread. Two dudes fagging it up and posting emma pics. The only thing missing is the beta stutterfag.
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>>716102211
That sounds hot, tell me more?
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>>716102605
you're an idiot, kek.
>>716102742
don't hate, congratulate :)
been getting any action anyway? let's switch the attention over to you, detective
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>>716102909
Yeah it's fucked
>>716102990
His gf doesn't exist
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>>716102272
;)
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>>716103236
Yeah that girls hot and all but she hasn't shown tits
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ITT: Mental illness
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>>716103138
theres like five people posting emma
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>>716101110
Faggot
>>716101722
Faggot
>>716102211
Faggot
>>716102272
Faggot
>>716103418
Faggot
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>>716097591
Why a headset mic AND a wireless handheld?
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>>716103609
>he's never tasted his own load
>calling others faggots
top, stop eating cheetos 24/7 kiddo
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>>716103236
I do gratulate you.
Well I was in Hamburg (big german haven city) visiting a girl I talk to since years.
Was pretty fun, ended up fucking a friend of her.
>>716103265
Yeh, his pics of her are from the interweb right?
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>>716103754
>not being gay
>therefore gay
Top zozzle
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>>716103819
Well you said she, in apparent reference to the picture of the girl from dark matter
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>>716104160
I said it already, he is talking about his gf, not Jodelle yous spastic.
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>>716103819
wait, you didn't fuck her, but her friend? how did you manage that, you sly bastard? ha
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>>716104287
Pfff as if youve seen her
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>>716104293
Well she has a bf.
Her friend not. Simple as that.
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>>716104287
How am I supposed to know you two Gaylords know each other and know what you're talking about
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>>716104287
ignore him, bruv. he's baiting you.
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>>716104520
I have pics of her...
And of her feet. Ask anonbruv.
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>>716104531
is there a vid?
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>>716104623
>>716104659
Why don't you two fags just exchange kiks or something
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>>716104622
Because we don't fucking roleplay.
Were is the roleplay?
No greentext, no real lewd, just talking what happend the past few months.
>>716104623
Thing is, he is not.
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>>716104840
But... None of it happened
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>>716104558
hmm, well that was pretty simple, kek. she cute? redhead? lay the details on me while i smoke my bowl with a fist under my chin in contemplation-like
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>>716104017
>he's so on the closet the thought of eating his own cum is 'gay'
sounds like you either arent comfortable with yourself or are an actual pussy who dreams of sucking and getting fucked
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>>716104944
Are you unironically trying to say eating your own cum isn't gay
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>>716104922
dem soles
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>>716104659
Post them then faggot
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>>716105086
it's unironically true, if it isnt someone elses cum and you aren't attracted to men and have only dated women your entire life theres nothing wrong with curiously trying your own cum. unless you think god is actually watching you
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>>716104748
All ive found
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>>716105044
Why couldn't it have been Lzzy Hale?
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>>716104840
how can you be so sure?
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>>716104915
>but but but but but but but
>>716104922
Brunette. Cute, no big tits or ass but that's not what I like anyways.
Well alcohol + stranger bonus (cause Hamburg is 300 miles away from me) = win
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>>716105504
That's why. >>716105300
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>>716105350
Just like it's not gay to taste dog cum
Or take it up the ass
Because it's not a man......

Wanting ANY semen in your mouth is gay
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>>716105350
Dude eating cum is gay, stop lying to yourself.
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>>716105532
>>716105281
that's deff a good combo. keep in touch with her, or did you just hit it then quit it? was it good? last time i had drunken sex, well, it was something worth remembering, not so much in a good way
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I need to go outside this is too much degeneracy
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>>716106075
Good. Fuck off.
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>>716105818
>>716105736
plenty of straight people 'taste' their own cum. its actually probably quite natural. im not saying you want to and do it all the time but its literally fucking nothing giving it a taste
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>>716106195
It's latently gay
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>>716106043
Hit it and quit it.
Well I wasn't that drunk.
>last time i had drunken sex, well, it was something worth remembering, not so much in a good way
Explain?
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>>716105818
Come out of the closet son. You are gay or a complete pussy for not trying it because you think tasting your own bodily fluids is faggotry.
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>>716106075
Nah, they need to go outside.
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>>716105632
just curious... have you shown anyone those pics? i don't think it would've come up, but just wondering
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>>716106320
not if you're just generally curious to see if you taste well, so when you nut in a girls mouth you can tell her its okay you eat well
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>>716096732
I'm 19, and I have herpes. I want to kill myself.
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>>716106463
Probably forgot the way to the door
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>>716106606
emma stone has herpes too
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>>716106463
>>716106075
Heey, you're not more than one person..
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>>716106454
I'm not gay and no amount of goading is going to make me suddenly becoming a sparkling fairy faggot eating dick juice
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>>716106463
>dear diary, today I told some betas that they need to go outside. I finally stood up and said something. Maybe I can face all my problems now by myself and get out of my basement.
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>>716106582
Ofc not. Some anons asked when you were away for her feet but I denied.
Your girl, your pics.
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>>716106604
Niggggggaaaaaaaaa there's no straight way to eat your own fucking cum
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>>716106754
you sound like a flaming faggot for treating a 'curious taste of semen' as an abhorrent act. you must know you taste terribly because you have a poor fucking diet
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>>716107014
Your logic hurts my brain
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>>716107012
sure there is you have some on your hand and are curious you lick it off
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>>716107012
I agree with this nigger
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>>716107125. Nooo
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>>716107118
its just semen anon and actually its your semen, theres nothing unnatural about it, unless you make it into something it isnt besides wanting to try it, next youll tell me blood doesnt taste good. i am not gay but your cum can taste good and you dont have to eat a lot at all even to find out
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>>716106353
mein man.
oh okay, buzzed sex is cool. well, i got wasted at a friend's party like two years ago, hooked up with a girl i knew since high school, but she was wasted too. the sex started off normal, but then i tried to pick her up, lost my balance, fall flat on my back and broke a small table. she climbed on top, rode me until she was dizzy. she got on all fours, i couldnt find the right hole, shoved it into her ass, she screamed, laid on her back. i got on top, fucked her while trying to focus on her face. came, went to the bathroom to clean up, puked instead. walked out to the sight of her puking in a waste bin. yeah...
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>>716107474
Top
Fucking
Kek
That's what memories should be.
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>>716106975
anons asked? what, like about me?
good :) i knew i could trust you, was just curious. thanks bro, you da man.
also interstellar was awesome
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>>716107474
>buzzed sex
sounds like you were both drunk as shit
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>>716107769
Nah, only your gf cause I told an anon to say hello from me and ask how you and Jill are, if he sees you when I'm not around.
Ofc. Neither did I save your sister's pic.
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>>716107658
haha, i guess, like i said, not exactly the good kind of memories. i can laugh about it now, but back then super embarassing, especially when i had to explain to my friend the next day why his table was broken
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>>716107971
well i was wasted. dovebro was the one having buzzed sex. what i had was... fuck.
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>>716108063
oh yeah, i sort of did the same thing. oh okay, cool.
awesome, i wasn't sure about that. i know my sister is cute, not looking forward to the day she gets a bf, so i wouldn't blame you
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>>716108282
We all had an emberassing moment we can laugh about now.
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>>716109157
well then let me hear one of yours. prob won't top mine tho. i used to have really bad luck, lol
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>>716109126
Yeh she is cute but I don't have anything in my mind about her.
You prolly would still prefer to see me with her than a random dude, I bet.
>>716109551
Well when I was younger, like 11, my cousin visited us with a friend of her. They were like 16. So young Dovebro tried to take creeps for researching purposes.
Only of that friend tho.
But I forgot to turn off the flash and yeah. I ran into my room.
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>>716109994
I'd prefer to see her in a nun's outfit, but that would probably bug me too since i'm not religious, haha. if that ever happened, you best treat her like the princess that she is.
Oh young dovebro, perfecting your creepshot techniques, kek
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>>716110878
Hey I never did that mistake again.
You know me, I am a nice guy. That's why I won't say something that hast to do with your sister and a nun's outfit.
They will grow up, no matter what.
Oh and yes, Interstellar is perfect.
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>>716111276
hahaha, you cheeky bastard, appreciate it.
my mistake was i forgot to shut off the shutter sound. yes, they will. much like mackenzie, she was so tiny in twilight, now blossoming into a woman.
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>>716112311
As someone who prefers daughters over sons, I have to face that they grow up one day. That's life.
Side note: I want a daughter like Murphy/Kenzie from Interstellar. She is the reason why Murphy is such a beautiful name imo. And unique in germany.
Anyway, you really need to download kik.
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>>716112885
oo trying to be a family man? i'm the opposite, it fucking terrifies me, ha. murphy was pretty cool tho, total tomboy with smarts.
oh? did you stop using cs?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AIJi0pKxV40
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>>716113858
No. But kik is way better.
Yet alone because you can't lose connection.
Yeh, I am really looking forward to this. Can't wait.
Why afraid?
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>>716098014
What's this from??
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>>716098034
She's as old as I am.

Too old for my tastes.
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>>716101140
She's so weirdly cringe worthy
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>>716114335
so why don't you want a gf then? that's kind of the first step.
idk, making something from scratch, watching it grow, learn, experience, question, then all of a sudden theyre a preteen, then a teen, then an adult, it's just crazy. not to mention childbirth? i saw a video of that in health class and i fainted; that poor woman, lol.
ooo, i do like me some jessica, super hot.
so kik is always connected? like instant messaging?
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>>716114335
DON'T LET ME GO MURPH!!
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>>716115148
HEHEHEHEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
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>>716115000
Like whatsapp. But you register instead of using your phone number.
I know. I wanna teach them and see them grow up.
They would of course forever be my princesses.
Because I wanna find someone I can spend my lifetime with.
My kik is anondovey. Just like on cs. Saying that just in case.
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>>716106680
Really?
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>>716115148
S.T.A.Y
Even tho Cornfield Chase is my fav OST, right before Mountains.
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>>716115806
yes really no joke
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>>716115639
ah, i see. but what happens when they get bfs, that's gonna be tough.
i'll look into it
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>>716116844
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>>716116352

on what fucking planet is this wreched creature considered attractive?
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>>716117023
>doesnt realize he accidentally got sucked into a parallel dimension
muh fooking sides mate
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>>716116844
Well, I will get in touch with them. And I know that their first bf isn't probably the one and only.
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>>716115639
you plan on being here much later today, bruv?
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>>716117023
Planet Heaven, aka our planet you imbecile.
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>>716117480
Gonna go to sleep soon. Will wake up in like 6 hours.
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>>716117395
get in touch with them? what, like threaten to break their legs if they cross you? kek
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>>716117633
same here, i got work in 7 hours but it's a half day
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>>716117732
Something like that, yeah. They may habe an accident...
Get to know them. Find out why my qt choose him and so on.
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>>716117956
Ah then sleep well.
I will be here tomorrow evening, midday for you, anyway.
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>>716118011
knowing your luck, you'll get a triplet of murphys, lol
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>>716118159
Hopefully.
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>>716118145
you too. i'll try to show up before i meet up with jill in the evening at 6, midnight for you. Funny timezones, kek
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