STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW BY

>>716063144
Oh fuck no, Uh I was carrying them to the office I swear.

>>716063144
I dindu nuffin

>>716063144
No, John, you are the dubs

>>716063278
Move along citizen.

>>716063144
Getting arrested by a corrupt cop.

>>716063380
>>716063430
I was carrying them back to the fort for confiscation.

>>716063623
Move along.

i dont have dubs good sir

I only wield Azura's Star

Nothing on me, officer

>>716063144
Kearja does not carry dubs, this one only seeks warm sands.

>>716063866
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST GET IN THE DUNGEON.

Nein

Fuck tha police!

>>716063983
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*spams triangle against mountain*

I have my dubs card man

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>>716063144
I'm sorry officer, i was just spreading the good word of dubs to the world.

-resists arrest-

>>716063144
THE SYSTEM IS CORRUPT

>resist arrest

>>716063895
This one also seeks warm sands, this one only wishes to serve the moon.

>>716064081
*Shoots with the Bullshit arrow of instant death*

HEIL!

khajiit is safe under bride

hitler did nothing wrong

>>716064244
PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

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>>716063144
THIS ONE IS INNOCENT OF ALL CRIME

>>716064244
He certainly forgot that dubs were illegal

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>>716064244
god damn it, hitler

Fuck off, Imperial dog, I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you.

>resist arrest

Rolling to conceal my dubs.if dubs dubs are hidden

I'm rich, wish I had money too

Fuck niggers

These are trips, sir.

No dubs here sir

I used to roll dubs, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

But the only thing I carry are Stormcloaks.

Anons lives matters!

Please don't arrest me you black trash

Nothing here....

RUN MORTY RUN

>>716063144
Maybe some skooma will ease your mind?

Nothing to see here sir

Please, officer, I'm innocent

rolling trips for fireball guard and sneak out the city

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Reeeee

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>>716063144
Well then im just going move along then since i only have singles

>>716063144
KHAJIIT TAKE NOTHING

>>716063144
Stand down, soldier. I carry with me a writ of safe passage for myself and my dubs, signed by the emperor himself.

no dubs here

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>>716064244
Come on now. There's nowhere to run

i aint got shit i dindu nuffin, those aint my daedric bowz and that skooma someone planted that shit on me , fuck yall boars. stoppin me cuz im a redguard huh?

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>>716065599
That's intent to distribute!

>>716065599
seems, legit. wait about these dubs?

>>716065864
i was mistaken, just some singles, move along

Please, i can explain.

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trade you tang for dubs

>>716063144
no dubs here officer

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>>716065599
THIS IS PARAPHERNALIA. PAY THE FINE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE FORFEIT.

>>716063144
No dubs here

>>716066277
Dubs confirm

Oh shit, it's the guard. Better plant these digits on the faggot below me.

>>716063144
>Corrupt officer confirmed

No dubs here

Nothing on me but these singles, sir.

I think you've got the wrong guy...

Here you go sir

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>>716063144
Dude... what

Resist Arrest

You seem to be mistaken, officer.

No dubs here.

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But i did nufin wrong

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Just a couple of brave heroes, seeking adventure, good sir, kind sir...

>>716063144
YOU DONE SELF-VIOLATED

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Does this look like the face of a man who carries dubs, officer?

>>716063144
As innocent as most black people, officer!

>>716067281
I'm thinking of self-violating...

am i, a proud well bred altmer, being accused of carrying dubs by a lesser race? i will inform the justiciars as soon as i reach the embassy, peasant.

>>716067199
fucking nig

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>>716067199
>>716066277
i'm gonna toss your salad in prison, filthy nords

>>716067581
Nah you're alright m8, everyone knows Altmer are too faggy for dubs.

>>716067685
top

>>716063144
>inb4 you plant your dubs on me
IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU

>>716064196
strikes him in the knee

>>716067651
You'll never catch me punk

>>716063144
Officer, what about your own dubs?
By Talos, even a simple Breton farmer like myself know the ancient saying - Whomever smelt Itte, Dealte Itte

>>716068088
looks like the plant was successful. enjoy your stay in the dungeon

Just passing from Ravenwood , fgt

I am resisting your arrest, my friend.

>>716063144
kek

My apologies, now forget my face or your children will forget yours

>>716068444
Kek he took my trips, they were erected from Talos

Sir I am thane of Whiterun, how can you ever suspect me of such a lowly crime, i would never do such things.

Move along now or i will have you fired for your stupidity

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>>716063144
Always trying to keep an n'wah down

Suck ma dubs nigga