Post fictional characters, who are literally you. > pic related

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>>716061973

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:)

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Surely someone will take it. This board is full of idiot teenagers after all.

>>716061973
I think what you mean is that you wish you were this fictional character, but instead you are some guy on the internet. How about you post a (timestamped) pic of yourself and we will tell you which actor you look similar to?

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im a kuk

>>716061973
>fictional
>literally you
>literally

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>>716061973
im pretty much the joker
>intimidating
>funny
>ruthless
>witty
>not to be messed with

>>716061973
Get help

>>716064440
same xd

>>716064440
No ur not, you're perfectly sane, can't manipulate, don't have a girlfriend, don't have a life, and you're a faggot plus you cringier than furries trying have sex with their costumes on

>>716061973
>>716063734
>>716064440
>>716064880

Confirmed
>FAGGOTS

>>716064880
Mandi?

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He's literally me.

>>716064797
>>716064998
dat jealousy tho

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You can call me the Dude

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>>716064951

>>716065354
THIS TBH
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>>716065354
I'll call you the douche

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>>716061973
checkem

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>>716064951
this, i cant fucking stand edgefaggots like this guy.

>>716065542
You know it's true though.

>>716065480
Well that's just like your opinion man

the fuck is this thread filled with 14 year olds for, get the fuck off my board NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Im pretty much the man who does the job

>>716065652
yeah man, just dont catch your trenchcoat in the doorway on your way to bronycon

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me

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I'm just a baby Suzy Q

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>Literally :^)

>>716066022
You boys at olympic are funny

>>716061973
Neegan is the worst character on that show yet. Completely unbelievable. He has no friends, only people who fear him and his mob. But how did he get that mob in the first place? He treats everyone like shit. In reality, he would have been killed by a mob long before he was able to form one of his own.

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>>716066465
Negan is a bad ass.
The governor was a cuck.

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>>716061973

>>716066631
Underage faggot detected.

Only a complete edgelord would have this opinion. The Governor was an interesting villain. Negan is just a loudmouth faggot with no substance.

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>>716066631

>>716066833
dubs of truth

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>>716061973

>>716064440
How to make me cringe 101
>Come on /b/
>Say that you're the joker
It's literally so fucking cringey to the point where I'm beginning to believe that it's just bait now
"Bro i'm literally like the joker! HURR DURRRR!!
No you're not
You're just a faggot
It's really that simple

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This is literately me. I am a dark, obscure person that has alot to hide......Whoever fricking crosses me i will fricking slit his/her/xer throat without no regrets. Howerer I can also be loving, but only to whom deserves.

>>716067550
dont bully me
STOP IT BULLY

>>716066833
idk I like negan, especially the weird dynamic he has with rick in some scenes. He is a bit hit or miss though

>>716064440
Yeah me too
In fact everyone here is just like the joker!

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I'm basically Shinji.

I hate myself, I cry about a woman I'll never see again, my dad expects me to be all this fantastic useful shit that I just have 0 motivation to do, my "friends" tolerate my existence long enough to use me for a few things then ditch me when I need them, and overall I strive to be accepted only to end up more and more miserable.

The only differences between me and Shinji is that I have a Japanese fiance and a baby on the way but he has a super cool robot.

>>716063297
He scurd

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>>716061973

>>716061973
then u woke up

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Light Yagami: Intelligent nihilistic and a wicked sence of humor

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>>716067561
>xer
Good shit anon

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>>716063415
Fuc that's hot, here's me

>>716065542
This was the saddest ending of any book

>>716063415
inaccurate pending Trump's election

>>716061973
bruh you ain't Negan.

there are no zombies. you don't have the bat.

the type of person who nerds out about TWD is highly likely to not be Negan.

>>716064440
>Initializing daily diagnostic Faggot scan on 4chan's /b/ board:
>FAGGOT ALERT!
>Would you like to quarantine this item?
Oh shit boys, looks like we got another one ...

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>>716061973

>>716065103
I really like this picture.

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me_irl

>>716065244
wish i was Dux.
dub like Dux.

>>716066465
You clearly do not understand how leadership works...

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BOTH CRIPPLINGLY DEPRESSED HIPSTERS

>>716068410
>kek
>fictional
pick one faggot

>>716064440
This whole thread is retarded, but you are the definition of cancer.

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>>716068610
Yeah every book I've read on leadership includes at least a page about melting half of your right-hand-man's face.

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>>716066833
Negan is just more fun, and personally I'd follow him far sooner than I would the Governor. He only kills his people if they do something demonstrably wrong like fuck one of his bitches or damage Lucille, Governor got pissed and shot his own fucking rabble he forced up from nothing after they fled. Any sane commander would have known that a hardened, tested group of elites who has had to fight to survive since the beginning of a campaign (Rick's Group) would beat a mob of rabble forced up from townsfolk, who would easily rout at the first sign of danger.
"A Disorderly mob is no more an army than a heap of building materials is a house." ~Socrates

Educate yourself fuckhead.

>>716065809
Is this supposed to be a vagina?

>>716068761
>fat bastard
>douche
>thinks he is cool
>scores but only on ugly old hookers
yeah that is pretty much me

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>>716065809
is that from space trek?

>>716068905
Dwight stays not out of love for Negan, but that knowing that making a chaotic and stupid decision like killing him lets loose a massive mob of rapists murders and theives off in every direction, and almost certainly means the death of the woman he loves. Hes been under Negan's heel so long, he probably doesn't have the will to leave anymore. The breaking of a man's spirit is a complicated thing, and sometimes freeing the beaten doesn't mean they'll want freedom. Negan only stopped when he knew that Dwight no longer had the will to oppose him. Hes in the process of doing the same thing to Daryl, Carl, and Rick.

>>716064440
>secretly that weird beta furfag who sits in the back of the room that literally makes animal noises, then proceeds to check if anyone heard.

We all heard it.
Fuck off faggot

>>716069054
>He only kills his people if they do something demonstrably wrong like fuck one of his bitches or damage Lucille
Or gut them after bringing him a glass of scotch and a game of pool.

Don't kid yourself. Negan and the Governor are both shit characters.

>>716069288
Negan is thus far the best thing to happen to the show and way better than the Cuckernor. Anyone who disagrees is objectively retarded

>>716069288
the show be became fucking retarded this season, negan is the gayest villain ever. Oh look out, he has a bat!

>>716069535
He gutted him because he was weak, and scheming, and if put in Rick's place would not be a reliable leader, if he wanted to rebel from Rick whats stopping him from doing the same to Negan, and if he didn't put Spencer in power what would keep Spencer from just finding another way and then being a new problem? Think before you type dummy.

>>716069679
Better than its ever been, actually. Instead of watching boring predictible tough no-nonsense Rick hop from pussy to pussy and take down any threat no matter how impossible, without any effort, we get to see a compelling villain who entertains you while he destroys all the things you've known, and replaces them with his own form of badass. You're an idiot with no taste. Fuck off.

>>716069766
So the obvious solution was to gut him? lolwat

>>716069935
you are gay

Watermelon (Citrullus lanatus var. lanatus, family Cucurbitaceae) is a vine-like (scrambler and trailer) flowering plant originally from southern Africa. It is a large, sprawling annual plant with coarse, hairy pinnately-lobed leaves and white to yellow flowers. It is grown for its large edible fruit, also known as a watermelon, which is a special kind of berry with a hard rind and no internal division, botanically called a pepo. The fruit has a smooth hard rind—usually green with dark green stripes or yellow spots—and a sweet, juicy interior flesh—usually deep red to pink, but sometimes orange, yellow, or white—with many seeds, which can be soft and white or HARD and BLACK.

>>716069288
You're missing the point. How would a person like Negan get into that position of power in the first place? He doesn't try to befriend ANYONE. You can't rule a mob by making each member fear you and everyone else in the mob. Eventually they'll realize that they don't need you or your bullshit and then they'll put you down.

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I'm touching myself right now

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>>716067792
Negan and Rick have a really interesting fucked up dynamic. Negan wants to sorta be friends with Rick in a weird way but Rick fucking hates him because of what he did to Glenn and Abraham. it's even crazier in the comic. One of the best/strangest dynamics I've ever seen in tv/movies

fuck the walking dead
is fucking boring and now is just retarded.
negan is just too cartoony, i guess that's why retarded kids like him

>>716064440 >>716067561 >>716068118 >>716068591
so your a fag then?

>be me
>no parents
>no hope
>white
>mother was crazy crack addict before she died
>nothing matters
>reflect on life-long Batman obsession
>laughter tattoo
>find naive girl
>turn her into bubblegum clown princess
>intimidate everyone with fashion
>laugh at pain and anxiety
>Don't even know or care who I am

I know exactly what I've modelled my life after. Who needs a picture? Picture's already in your head.

There it is: A giant pussy douchebag.

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mom disagrees but this is literally me xDDDD

>>716070938
You took the bait

>>716068410
I really like this picture.

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this is literally me
a drunk robot from the future

at least i'm not fucking gay like OP

>>716070932
If I were to pick anyone.
Tyler Durden would be my choice aswell

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>meirl

>>716067550
But I literally am the joker

>>716070093
They didn't have a jail or any reliable means of punishment, they're basically back to the middle ages but with guns.

>>716070223
You're worthless.

>>716061973
lol, youre gay nigger, negan is literally a closet homo

>>716070395
He got to that position of power the same way Julius Ceasar or Alexander the Great did, he proved that he was the best among them to lead. A tribe, (which is basically what the Saviors are) in ancient times picked the strongest and most intimidating among them to lead. That is Negan.

>>716067667
The fuck is wrong with his leg?

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>>716061973

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>>716065542

>>716070677
Man whats with dubs in this thread being completely brainless cunts? XD

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Winston is basically me.

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>>716061973
This is literally all of /b/

>>716071686
Where is Daryl right now, again? Yeah.

I am Mr. Bumpo
(Maybe smarter)

marvel wikia com /wiki/Nathaniel_Bumpo_(Earth-616)

>>71606756136
>but only to whom deserves
Your English is almost as cringy as your self-image.

>>716061973
How can that be you when the picture says me?

>>716071571
first one who isn't full of shit

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I'm a shut in

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Everybody posting bad ass character and I'm just here like

>>716072071
That sort of punishment isn't meant for someone stepping out of line its to break someone to be his complete servant. Spencer just didn't fit. He was a weak, scheming, worthless coward who wanted to get power the easy way, by asking the guy above his boss to do his dirty work. That sort of thinking only leads to death and failure in a Survival of the Fittest world, as the person who thinks like that is the first to buckle when the conflict becomes dire.

>>716071844
Nice example. How did Caesar die, again?

>>716071992
well, it's a completely insignificant number
just like you are a completely insignificant retard

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>>716067838
Evangelions are not robots , they are man made aliens with cybernetic control systems and armour.

Learn to be correct about your own source material.

Also Shinji ended up with the last woman on Earth.

http://wiki.evageeks.org/Evangelions

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>>716061973

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>>716072031
Nah just you

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this is most of you

>>716064440
this is one of the best baits I've seen here.

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>be me
>be literally Emma Watson
>have an entire sweet potato in my quim right now
>know no one will ever believe it
>intense thrill from the fact

>>716070113
put a beard on John Candy , lose some weight , change the fedora to an Akubra Territory , the power drill to a K98 and his coat to a Flecktarn jacket and that is literally me looking out for my niece.

>>716072301
It's not like keeping him around would be totally worthless. Everyone has a skill. And if you think he'd be tougher to break or less likely to turn on Negan than Rick or Daryl, I've got a bridge to sell you.

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Literally me

>>716072527
true that

also Dildo Shwaggins is way more believable as a character than gay negan

>>716072731
So, change the entire picture.

Got it.

>>716072710
>cringe

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phew~

>>716072618
Joker's been b8 since the promo shots dropped, that's not so hard

When you seriously have need of therapy because you've imprinted on a fictional character as a fucking role model to deal with life's bad deals from the deck, then it

then it stops being b8

help me

>>716072308
Ceasar died because he overstepped his boundries and got cocky. Will Negan share his fate? Maybe. It depends on how the show plays out.

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>>716071667
I see so you are a crazy psychopathic criminal that has a long rap sheet including murder , rape, grievous bodily harm , armed robbery etc , and you have a crew of loyal thugs ?

if so I would genuinely tremble in your company , but since I know better and I served in the Australian infantry from 2001-2004 , I would more likely laugh at you if you challenged me to a fist/gun fight.

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Yeah, that's me

>>716061973
some fucking hybrid with a shitty bat thats great anon

>>716067561
>his/her/xer throat without no regrets
KYS
>no regrets

>>716072527
Whilst I may look a lot like Dildo Swaggins , but taller and not nearly as fat , I am an Aussie /k/tard with 4 years of Infantry experience under my belt and no professional trolling.

>>716061973
rofl whoever that is you are literally a fuckin faggot kys

>>716072997
Negan is currently ricks prisoner in the comic similar to how daryl is negans prisoner right now in the show.

>>716072736
Rick and Daryl are broken from fear, they simply feel like opposing him is death. The show makes it obvious. They're broken dogs at this point, Rick more than Daryl, but that could change. Spencer doesn't have the steel like they do, and as such, they are not worth molding in Negan's newest weapon.

>>716071855
eh is skeltal

>>716072997
Mmhmm. And how did Caesar come to power in the first place? Hint: it didn't involve melting half of Brutus's face.

>>716072710
you do know that Emma Watson is a total cunt right ?

She thinks it is the job of one sex to lift up the other yet some how superior sex.

Emma Watson is a fucking marxist cunt that needs to leave.

>>716073275
how does it feel to be this new?

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>>716061973

>>716073330
I know, but Rick in the comic and Rick in the show are so different I don't really know if that will stay true.

>>716072841
if you have seen uncle buck you'd understand , but yes.

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I'm a massive puss. Passive to the point of being walked on by insects in my garden. Yesterday I thought I saw a girl I hadn't seen in awhile and was looking at them for a few seconds. They ended up yelling at me saying "what the fuck are you looking at?!", Needless to say I shit myself and apologied. If I get yelled at I shut down. I talk with telemarketers because I can't be rude an Hang up.

>>716073275
You took the bait m8

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prob pic related bc im a smartass who no one likes while being somewhat amusing to watch.

>>716073630
you forgot gay

you are also gay

>>716073424
He came to power by amassing an army that was loyal to him because of his brilliance in battle and when the time came he used that army to take Rome for himself. Negan has his army, and if you look at the way they treat him, you know that the relationship between Negan and his troops is very similar to the one Ceasar shared with his army.

>>716073397
>Rick and Daryl are broken from fear
No, they aren't. They're simply playing along, waiting for an opportunity for revenge. Which is how most people would act in that situation in reality, along with every other member of Negan's mob, but the show just glosses over that fact and pretends that Negan's mob is 100% loyal despite being treated like shit.

>>716073397
I laugh my arse off that they try to make Maggie seem a strong leader and that a pregnant widow would be making rational choices and decisions , she is a farm girl who is grief stricken and her hormones are going wacky , totally the best choice to lead a without rule of law group to battle a vicious cult leader who is armed to the teeth.

But I guess we have to keep the leftists happy because we all know that anything a man can do a single mother can do better.

>>716073701
I go to Clunes about once a month where this was filmed , I have a mate that lives there

>>716073468

That's not what I'm about at all! I am trying to uplift human consciousness and respect for all peoples.

By the way, at every movie premiere I've worn a sensibly sized buttplug. It's so exciting to tell people this.

>>716073718
all this faggots trying to justify the retarded plot and cartoon like characters are fucking hilarious.

I bet you are posting this from your iphone, you sound like a hard core fan boy

>>716073630
From everyone elses perspective you are just an annoying cunt.

>>716073525
True, but whatever ends up happening, i doubt negan will be dying anytime soon. He's just too much of a ratings draw.

>>716073949
please tell me you are a trap

>>716073718
Close. Caesar allied with strong generals and shared the spoils of war with his troops. That kind of positive reinforcement makes real leaders. The kind of negative reinforcement used by Negan breeds contempt and would prevent any sort of real-life Negan from ever becoming a leader.

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>>716061973
Hodor

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Hi there /b/

>>716074188
check'd and kek'd

>>716074098

We call them "dandy-boys" on this side of the pond. But no, it's just me. Emma.