How about a rekt thread?

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>>716056776
bumperino

>>716060738
what hit him??

>>716060989
Life

>>716060738
kek

>>716061550
Story? Did he hit a gas pipeline?

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>>716061792
nerve gas

>>716060786
story? :)

>>716061724
THIS NEEDS TO BE THE NEXT ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!!

>>716061950
As I recall it was an anti trump protest after he won the election. It was especially funny because they are both anti trump, but something that the megaphone guy said triggered the other dude (actual factual autist) and he went tard rage on him.

>>716061792
Explosive diarrhea

>>716061724

what a fucking moron

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>>716062056

>>716056776
>when the beat drops.webm

>>716056776

I swear to got I sit back to the road whenever I can for this exact fucking reason.

>>716061724
fakest shit since fakezilla

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>>716062227

>>716060436
Beautiful, but I need sound

>>716060786
Sauce?

>>716060989
IIRC it was the rear conductor kicking to keep him away

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>>716061854
that filename

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>>716061627
wtf, did this dude even try :D
looks more like a retardchild trying to jump for the first time :DD

>>716062056
>>716061724
Fake

>>716062453
... and gay

>>716062567
get out a' here Ray

>>716062409
this is the weirdest thing I've seen in a long time

>>716062621
Kek what the fuck

>>716060786
>look at that hipshitwit lmao
oh my this made my day :3

>>716062056
Lol that filename

>>716062104
ftmfw the pop will eat itself

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>>716062699
sleeping on the couch, on your fuckin'
wedding knight.

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>>716062856
...What?

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I am at work. I think her niples got ripped of. Will post correct image later if this is not the pic.

>>716056776
>the woman in the grey jumper near the back was so shocked that she duplicated herself

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>>716060738
kekittykek

>>716061550
diglet.wav

>>716060786
I truly love hipsters being rekt

>>716062966
learn to think

>>716061915
this one gets me every time.

>>716062797
He just lost his virginity

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>>716061724
Watch the palm tree in the background to the left of his head.

>>716061724
Fake and gay

>>716063063
i kek'd...YESTERDAY the first time that line was used.

>>716063489
>implying that line wasn't used before yesterday

newfag detected, only made an account here yesterday

>>716062837

kys thx

>>716056776
>the woman in the grey jumper near the back was so shocked that she duplicated herself

>>716062797
Every time I see this, I hear Cleveland saying, "no no no no no no no" as the kid flies throught the air.

>>716063563
>implying newfags know how to make an account

>>716060436
Poor pupper :(

>>716059148
God I hate macaque monkeys.

>>716063713
good point

>>716062768
High Chi

>>716063335
well seen anon

>>716063693
But how does one pee anon?

>>716061915
>Dickaxe

>>716061950
What this guy said
>>716062104
I didnt remember him being autistic hes just a dick this happened near OSU university

>>716063964
through the bum of course

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>>716063964

>>716060436
i have snakes and thats one thing that discourages me from getting bigger ones i dont mind feeding them rats and but not other animals

>>716064265
shit is that boat all balloony? I have no idea wtf they're called in engrish

>>716064304
can't you feed big snakes rats? They want something larger?

>>716064304
>i dont mind feeding them rats and but not other animals

>>716062104
retards can't be anti-trump

>>716064490
motherfucker almost shat myself

>>716063713

oh my god i can tell this site is now filled with 12 year olds who deserve to die a slow and painful cancer filled death... just by reading this stupid comment chain...

>>716064304
>>716064579
-> also pussy for not wanting to feed them bigger animals

>>716064738
> rages about 12 year olds
> falls for bait

>>716062932
Night

>>716064871
>u
it wasnt bait its just retards

>>716061550
>Boneless box for one, $2.95

>>716061550
eternal bleeding from ingesting nerve gas

>>716062797
Poor kid's fucking hip

>>716064710
Oh god just thinking about this video with the sound makes me want to puke. That second hand pain

You have COMPLETELY mistaken the idea of /b/. /b/ is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." /b/ is not Facebook's whiteknighting. /b/ is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. /b/ is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless monsters that they really are. Tsunami kills people in Asia and we laugh. Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh. A man rapes his grandchildren, we laugh and demand more. Suicide, foul play, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape and unfounded wrath- we laugh.

We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet.

>>716060786
isn't that Gavin McInnes pretending to be a liberal?

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>>716064738

>>716058198
#pizzagate

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>>716064872
No he meant knight.

>>716065008
wtf? story?

>>716065114
dude weed lmao

>>716064490
did he survive?

>>716060786
isnt this the video were the crowd starts chanting "SHAME SHAME SHAME" when the cops take the dude away?

>>716062621
that time trevor got super drunk

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>>716065260
>Guy walks into store
>#nicestripedshirt.jog
>pulls out gun
>shoots self in chest
>bleeds
>dies

>>716064470
They're inflatable, with a rigid base. So we call them balloony-canoes.

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>>716065330
The same as this guy.

>>716065008
>prices to die for

>>716065374
no

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>>716060738
>did he died?

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>>716065374
well they got the footage so I'd assume yes.

>>716065543
is that an elevator shaft?

>>716065543
I'd fuck the girl on the left in the blue.

>>716065751
>guy dies
>rescue comes too late
>pick dead body up, loot camera
>some guy gets it into his hands, uploads it

>>716065114

holy dicks teach me to be this edgy pls

>>716065806
nope

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>>716065824

>>716062797
>Prof. Charles Xavier

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>>716065593
Underrated

>>716065973
please explain

>>716062385
wrong guy.

>>716065114
>tl;dr he cares too much

>>716066050
it has a lot to do with urine

>>716065983
why the fuck is she smiling into the cam? i would gouge that things eyes out if that was my kid

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>>716064738
>Goon

>>716062385
Maybe it's a worse quality than the original then, because in the original you can see the foot that kicks him. If I'm not thinking about another video.

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>>716064470
They don't make boats that would sink because of a single puncture, that would be retarded

>>716065983
lol the dude holding the microphone is lovin it.

>>716065983
The reactions in this always get me. No one seems overly concerned that a tiger is trying to eat that child.

They behave like it's a dog just rough-housing

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>>716065114
That is the nature of humankind. Nay, the nature of life. When times are inconvenient, we drop our moral compass and do whatever.

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>>716065008
The way he falls looks like he didn't really need to fall, just felt like he should.

>>716064265
Looks fake and also that's a shit boat. They're supposed to have compartments so they don't go down like the titanic.

>>716066358
>tiger
amerifat detected.

>>716065543
>>716065330
kek it's funny cause these upset guys just follow the assumptions that there is always a floor after an open door

>>716065260
Girlfriend left him, idiot got gun and went to her job to show her. IIRC.

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>>716066000
Chekt & kekt

>>716065543

he can't keep getting away with this

>>716066415
*American't

>>716065751
All those empty spots, motherfucker has to land on my car

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>>716065806
ofc

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>>716065114
Whenever someone writes some meandering bullshit about what /b/ is, you know they don't have a fucking clue what they're talking about.

>TL;DR
>Be quiet.

>>716064490
>gets rescued
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5GD5ZAolOI

>>716066618
well played.

Why did you lot even bother posting webms any more? With the size limit, it's better to post gifs....

>>716066395
story? How she puke up that much blood?

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>>716066000
Trips detected

>>716064490
welll i am not ever going skiing

>>716066821
thats wine.

>>716062056

Dumb asses.

>>716066618
I LOST THE GAME...

>>716065420
I wanted to make a Trevor Philips joke goddamn't

>>716066884
no it isnt

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>>716066828
YOU SICK FUCK

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self rekt OC here. Fell 8ft trying to climb over a gate the other day, broke my ankle and 2 ribs.

>>716066884
im not whining

>>716064304

lol what a dumb thing to say. An animal is an animal. rat, dog, pig, horse, cow, cat, bear. Doesn't matter.

>>716066991
gj

post more

>>716066957
blood would leave a stain on that furniture

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>>716066462
That is so utterly stupid. Darwin laughs in his grave.

>>716066991
8ft equals what? Don't tryna lie, bitch nigha.

>>716065330
Why are the chinks so stupid with elevators, yet people believe they are so intelligent

>>716064710
what the hell do they think was going to happen?

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>>716061854
>that final kick in the face

>>716067102
no it wouldnt

>>716067098
Only one i got sorry, was too loopy from the gas and air to take photos at the time, my sis took that one.

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>>716066821
Obviously she bought a bottle of blood, drank too much blood, then projectile vomited the blood.

>That's wine, champ.

>>716064470
>>716065527

It's called a dinghy

>>716062104
i love when people just make up shit.

>>716067203
8ft equals 8 lengths of a human foot stacked on top of each other? I dont know what your asking.

>>716066175
You are thinking of another video. I've seen it as well, and it's completely different people that look nothing alike. I don't see how you could confuse the two.

>>716065824
that nigga caught air

>>716067200
That's gonna leave a mark

>>716066991
what kind of opiates did you get for that?

>>716067316
at least im not a pedophile you sick fuck

>>716065827
cmon dont leave the mom out of this. You always gotta fuck the whole crew

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>>716066931
>You said it.

>>716065827
id fuck the guy who fell down the elevator shaft, im into quadriplegics and/or corpses

>>716067290
Aluminium doesn't conduct

I honestly think the way you're asking us to do this is highly problematic.
Actually no. Its not just problematic, its LITERALLY rape.
I'm calling my lawyer right now shitlord.