ITT: Anons post a superpower, and other anons try to limit it.

>>716047167
You can only move things into your anus.

Incredible willpower.

>>716047167
You can only use it on pubic hairs.

>control all muscles in my body

>>716047304
Can't top that ! best answer

The strength of 1000 men

>>716047416
then they melt

>>716047167
You can only move it if you can lift it with one hand and its within 4 ft of you

>>716047510
only when sucking 1000 men

>>716047629
aaaand the threat is done.

>>716047510
Those thousand men have no arms

Ability to get the cotton out of aspirin bottles

>>716047416

>each time to control your dick, it shrinks by 4 cm

Ability to turn water into wine at will

>>716047725
You can't

>>716047762
It's non alcoholic

>>716047725
You are now black

>>716047725

>you end up with cotton mouth for a week per bottle

Ability to shatter people's ankles at will

>>716047762
Wine tastes like water

Ability to talk to animals

>>716047900
Only while penis is in said animal

>>716047376

>you're addicted to everything

Ability to write someone's name down, and they die within 5 minutes

>>716047900
But you go deaf

All animals hate your guts

>>716047900
The only thing they say to you are insults

>>716047960
Only works if you write their names in a forgotten language

>>716047960
Each time you write a name, 1 year of your life is gone

>>716047960
you have to write their name down 10 thousand times to do it.

Glass shattering, puke inducing farts

>>716047834

but the ankles can only belong to your parents

>>716047960
>includes you and first names
>no control over whether or not it'll kill them

You're never hungry or thirsty

>>716047834
>>as long as they are ankle-deep in your asshole

>>716048329
You're actually a head suspended in a jar in the far future

>>716048329
But your body still needs the nutrition

>>716048329
You still need water and food.

>>716048329
Only after you've eaten and drink daily

>>716048390
And for my power, I choose the ability to haunt people's genitals

>>716048329
You are dead

>>716048230
only you can smell it

>>716047873
seems like a plus to me. chug chug chug chug

>>716048542
Only genitals that you've sucked

Superpower: you're mal'ganis from wow

Invisibility

the ability to suck multiple black dicks at once

Mind control

Regeneration

>>716048621
I have eaten more pussy than cervical cancer, so I am okay with this.

Ability to make women orgasm just by pressuring their G-spot

>>716048674
You're blind

>>716048674
only when its pitch black and you're wearing a blindfold

>>716048562
kek

>>716047167
I get Alex Mercer's power.

>>716048715
But you regenerate into nigger

>>716048681
You have a mouth in each of your armpits

>>716048681
But you are a girl

>>716048733
>Pressures women as a nagging jewish mother

>>716048805
Can't beat that

>>716048626
Sargeras is immediately infatuated with you, and requests service from your devastated anus several times an hour. He can't get enough.

>Ability to stay awake for multiple days

>>716048626
Well.. you'll never get laid?

>>716047960
Brutal dyslexia and parkinsons

>>716047167
I can come up with limits to everyone else's powers.
> you can only lift things equal in weight to your left testicle.

>>716049020
You are absolutely incapable of sleeping any more often than once every week; but suffer all the consequences from deprivation of sleep.

>>716049020
but not by choice. Really fucking tired and can't sleep

The ability to make anyone in line of sight of you shit their pants.

>>716049187
So I'm good for like 4 days and have to for real not sleep for 3?

O.o>>716049073
>Cuts off let testicle and fills it with lead.

>>716049212
Can't turn power off, and since you're technically always looking at your own nose, you're always under the effect.

>>716049262
You'll probably die in five years tops, begging for sleep all the way through.

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My PORN photos here http://webcam4.ga

Full control over liquids, kinda like waterbending

>>716049020
Each day you stay awake adds to the number of dicks you have to suck that day and it goes by twos.
Ex: one day awake is two dicks sucked. Two days awake is four dicks sucked

>>716048733
Works only at your mom and aunt.

The ability to bypass any and all bans on 4chan AND reach a new level of shit posting never before seen.

>>716049291
And have the power to insta-heal and feel no pain

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>>716047832
fucking kek

>>716049461
But you can only post in /r9k

>>716049415
When you're not using your full concentration to avoid it, people's intestines' liquid contents are forcefully emptied and attracted to you at bullet speed in a mile radius.

>>716049429
Shit I'm not against sucking a dick but that's just too time consuming. You got me.

>>716049581
Thats gnarly

>>716048674
only while you have a 15 inch round buttplug in.

Can vibrate through walls

>>716050311
only while you are ejaculating.

>>716050405
That sounds tight tho

>>716050311
Only once. What makes it to the other side of the wall is a unrecognizable red and black mush of blood and chunks of flesh.

Can fly

>>716047762
Every time you show people your wine making ability, half of them gets an urge to crucify you.

The ability to make people orgasm without touching them.

>>716050905
when you make them orgasm you get blue balls.

>>716050905
Only works on gay niggers

Having a social life

>>716050905

You can only control an Area of Effect, and one person from said area will be effected.

And that person will never be attracted to you.

Can hear all sound frequencies and see all light bands at will.

>>716051089

You're only friends rape you at night and you forget about it in the morning. But your ass is always sore.

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The ability to have make make America great again

>>pic related

>>716050905
You are forever stuck hanging out with your grandparents.

The ability to know when it is going torain.

>>716051169


You see them all the time and cant shut it off. You only see white and hear dubstep

>>716051216
you'll be JFK'd

>>716051222
>The ability to know when it is going torain.

Only in the most remote parts of the Earth, where no one has ever stepped foot.

>>716051169
Both your eyes and ears get sensitive to the point of pain when using the power.

>>716051279
You're not even trying. Read it again.

Make every girl want to fuck you

>>716051169
You have no idea what the fuck you're looking at and simply brush it off as a seizure. Also the power activates at random.

>>716051741
you're asexual

>>716048733
but you're gay

>>716051169
>the strain eventually makes you deaf and blind

The ability to stop time

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>>716051170
Jokes on you I have a rape fetish

>>716051937
It causes your clothes to melt off your body once you stop using the power.

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The ability to slow down and speed up time

My blood is the cure to all diseases

>>716052178
you are mentally slow for ever.

>>716052311
You have all of the diseases. They don't kill you, but you feel all the discomfort that comes with them.
That's how the medicinal antibodies are made in you.

>>716051937
When you stop time, there's no possible way for you to breathe, even with SCBA gear.

>>716047167
Freeze people in my proximity / make it snow in the room that I'm in.

>>716052311
>>716052477

Ability to end a dubs streak

>>716052311
It will cure anyone but you

Can see thousands of light years into space

>>716048683
Keeping a person under your control for over 30 minutes makes them try to kill you
> Elemental Manipulation (Fire, Water, Earth, Wind and smaller ones that fall into those)

>>716052677
It's an extreme version of farsightedness. Anything up close is a blur.

>>716047900
You realize you can already talk to animals, they just don't understand you

>>716052311
Your local mosquito population becomes invigorated.

Have the power of cutting my dick of at will

>>716052773
The fire burns you, the water has to come from your body, you have to shit out the earth and the wind will always knock you over.

>>716052773
Each time you control an element, a devastating mix of earthquakes,tsunamis,tornados, and volcanoes appear in a random area in your country

>>716049212
It happens toe everyone in your line of sight, and your nose is always in your vision

The power of the "Jedi Mind Trick"

>>716053224
You shit your pants every time you use it.

>>716053291
>These aren't the droids you're looking for
These are the droids we're loo- the fuck is that smell?

>>716053224
You have to have a stronger will or belief/understanding than your target. Otherwise they become extremely pained and upset

>>716053224
it only works on people who haven't seen starwars

Can fire lasers from the nipples.

>>716053482
nipples catch fire when used

>>716053482
Your nipples aren't laser proof.

>>716047167
>Unable to feel

>>716048674
Only while you scream as loud as you can. Also you keep passing horribly smelling gas while invisible

>>716053662
Unable to feel anal sex.

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the abiity to turn into a puddle of someone elses cum

>also check em

>>716053662
>>716053816
>but it doesnt bother me couse I dont have a feeling about it
guess Ive found the ultimate power

>>716053978
>after you swallow it...with your anus

>>716053978
You can only turn into a human again if they eat you and cum you out again.

>>716052577
Nobody commented so I take it as it is.
YAY

>>716054063
So you basically have leprosy.

>>716047510
>Four you get this power,you got to suck a dick.

Control of time.

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>>716047167
I can make any female become my sex slave by simply flashing my dick at her. Once she sees my cock she will devote her life to me and do anything I want

>>716054213
You're always feeling cold to the point of teeth chattering and shaking. You're welcome anon.

>>716054440
>She is a psycho and will cry evrytime that you don't care for her

>>716054440
Whenever you do that to a woman, she turns morbidly obese.

>>716054440
Only if they're above 80.
>>716054476
I don't mind it, but thanks,anon.

You become a hackergod

>>716054687
>but evrytime that you hack you find a nude of your mom

>>716054733
Not too bad

>>716054539
>She is a psycho and will cry evrytime that you don't care for her

You say that like it is a bad thing. She is a sex slave, not a waifu.

The ability to make other people fight each other or be friends with each other.

>>716054794
It's only cuck porn, where your dad is tied up and crying.

>>716047167
The power of stopping people limiting other people's super powers

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>>716054794
The nudes were taken after her death.

>>716054903
After both of them fucked you in the ass bareback.

>>716054912
LOST

>>716054928
But you have to limit other people's super powers in order to do that.

>>716054928
But only if op is not a faggot that day.

>>716054440
it's a micropenis

>>716047873
But doesn't get you drunk

>>716054928
>but you are limitaded in this limitating power.

Ability of jerke off in any place and nobody care

Ability to be the funniest human being alive.

>>716055164
>Ability of jerke off in any place and nobody care

Because you're a ghost.

>>716055222
Checked

>>716055164
You can never, ever cum.

>>716047167
The power of stupidity

>>716054903
>But you got to suck a dick evryday

>>716055164
After each time you cum, you have to pass a gallstone.

>>716055289
FUCK YOU!YOU MONSTER!!!

>>716051576
this

>>716047960
You're a nigger.

Teleportation

>>716054213
but this will also reduce your body temperature and kills you

>>716055459
You lose a good memory every time you use it.

>>716055222
everybody laughs about you couse you are the joke
>checked
btw

>>716055459
>But you only transportate to place where niggers are doing niggers things.

>>716055292
You become the 5th person in history to become president of the United States despite losing the popular vote.

Can conjure money from oxygen by clapping?

>>716055222
nobody ever takes you seriously again

>>716055658
>But evrytime you do this you cry.

>>716055658
The money is taken from parents while you were a child, each time you clap your childhood gets poorer.

>>716051937
stopping time causes the air molecules to freeze effectively suffocating you whenever you use it.

Ability of be happy with anything,with anybody,and in anywhere.

>>716055658
The clap has the same effect as lightning

>power to breathe underwater

>>716055849
>But you can't ONLY breath underwater

>>716055846
The happiness you feel is leeched from the people around you.

>>716055849
Blind. Constant taste of piss.

>>716047510
Only while playing the trombone

>>716055935
>CAN
>I'm sorry.

>>716055849
spending long periods underwater will give you gills. if you spend too long you'll never be able to live above water..

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>>716055627
>>716055292

the power to make liberals cry at the mention of your name

>>716049058
*dysgraphia

Flight

>>716056047
Every time you use it, your hands shrink a little.

>>716055957
Fuck it.

Healing quickly and regenerating severed limbs.

>>716056130
Intense fear of heights.

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>>716055658
It's Monopoly money.

>>716048674
You turn visible if anyone looks directly at you.

>>716047510
You also get the insecurities of a thousand men.

Make yourself look like anyone you want.

>>716055846
That's not a superpower that's called cocaine

>>716056185
>But your dick is small.

>>716056185
All of your nerves feels like they are soaked in bullet ant venom while it happens.

>>716048179
I can think of some people where I would do this.

power to control the 4 elements

>>716056246
You forget how you originally looked and feel disassociation when you revert back.

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The ability to implant thoughts into the minds of others.

>>716056246
only people of Nigeria

>>716056264
Technically, that would numb the nerve endings.

>>716056329
They all still affect you. Fire burns water drowns ect.

>>716056246
>But that people can only be a heroin addict.

Ability of smoke cigar and don't have cancer.

>>716047167
The ability to make poop smell like spring.

>>716056329
I only want the fifth element

Ability to see through people's clothes

>>716056434
not your poop

>>716056350
the thoughts are also implanted into yours.

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>>716056185
Not your head

The ability to unlimit other people's powers

>then wait for someone who has the power to give me an actual power

>>716056434
>But only others poop.

>>716056462
That was a shit movie desu

>>716056329
>4 elements
helium, hydrogen, lead, xenon

>>716056419
when you smoke it feels like you're vaping

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>>716047873

>>716056350
No one will ever trust you to hold any sort of office.
>>716056399
Without the numbing affect then.
>>716056470
They will always know and resent you for it.

>>716056517
>But that power is limited.

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>>716056419
What?

>>716056470
Only while theyre hanging up to dry

>>716056434
you have to smell the poop's original scent for an hour.

>>716047167
Can only move objects within arms reach, and only objects you're strong enought to carry.

>can breath oxygen

>>716056605
>They will always know and resent you for it.
I can live with that

>>716056470
they have to be on old people

Have the knowledge and tools, materials to construct ANY mech in media, real life, anime, vidya to scale.

>>716056517
>The ability to unlimit other people's powers
they instantly try to kill you with it

>>716055459
you die every time you teleport, and a clone of you thinks its the original

>>716056670
Only in liquid form.

>>716056576
wow, that is better than fire water earth and air

>>716056419
People have to be a heroin addict? What's wrong with that lol

>>716055076
if 10/10 babes worship it then who cares?

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>>716056185
If you get cancer, it will also heal quickly and regenerate if removed.

>>716056246
You lose your original form.

>>716056470
You have to stare intently at them and you emit a high electric whine while doing so.

>>716056620
>Anyone that you want become or make other people become,is a heroin addict.

Ability of make germans beachs of the 30s show up and suck my dick evrytime i want.

can see the future

>>716056419
Celebrities my nigger

>>716056836
Bitchs.

I'm sorry.

>>716056715
You will have an epileptic fit if you try to use the mech.

>>716056715
but the mech then self destrcuts after a minute.

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>>716056734
I was trying to be COOL to you gUYS

immortality (still being an human no statues pls)

>>716056857
1 day ahead

Superpower of don't die tonight if i dont reply to this post

>>716056857
Only one second into the future

>>716048783
But you for a day later to a nigger

>>716056857
and you die very soon

>>716056836
Your mother really should have beat you

>>716056857
Can't see the present.

>>716056910
You still age normally.

Go into + leave any game.

>>716056808
NO.No.The people that you become(or make others become)need to e a heroind addict.

Not the ones that will become,but the ones that they WILL become.

Get it?

>>716056966
Why?

>>716056131
>Buttmad libtard detected

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>>716057010
only indie games with no future

also keep an eye out for my upcoming game aday

>>716057010
k/d ratio always 0/x

>>716057010
This will be the only way you will exist, no more real world

wait, that's actually really good

>>716057163
Mamma Mia! Ita looksa lika shit!

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>>716056910
Can't die even if you tried.
You'll eventually get trapped somewhere for eons, probably. And you'll have to exist alone forever after the heat death of the universe, floating in space at absolute 0, all atoms dispersed to insurmountable distances from each other.

And that's where you'll be, some day. No stars or planets, no anything. Just you and the infinite, lightless, freezing vacuum, forever.

>>716057162
Not really, I just thought it was a funny thing to say.
I'm actually happy Hillary didn't win, the lesser of two evils is to be preferred.

>>716056919
Cancerous /b/tardedness compels you to reply

>ability to shit food out still in its edible form

>>716057231
thanckxs anon

>>716048674
Exept for your penis

>>716047834
You have to deal with the pressure of being a professional basketballer

>>716057359
It still tastes like shit though.

Ability to make people shit them selves....

>>716057323
Ah, true, cheers m8

>>716057359
you have to eat the food you shit out for any nourishment but you gain the weight of both foods.
what if you eat a watermelon?

>>716057010
Can never go back to the same game once you leave

>>716057595
>>716057163
>any game

>>716057558
>But you piss yourself when you do this.

>>716057580
> Implying nigger