Fluffy Thread No hellgremlins please.

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Don't you just wanna kick it in its fat stupid belly?

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>>716028479

Never would have guessed that this game had a realistic anatomical model.

>>716028479
Good to see you again, anon.

Wy ota hoomins nu pway with fwuffies?

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Does anyone have the comic about a cautionary tale in fluff-tv with the line "The poopies were so bad that his poopy-place exploded"?

While we're making requests, does anyone have Citizen's story?

>>716028479
Only when I hear it start yelling, "Nu huwt fwuffy! Wun weggies, wun!"

Walking in the local park one as per my usual routine because im ashamed of my fat ass and i need to start weightloss somewhere.
Been goin for an hour on longest trail there. Made about 2 1/2 miles. Trail is full 5. End and back is 10 miles which is my goal every night. i hear some kid crying. inner good samaritan activates. run to the source of the voice
see nothing
Kid crys again
Go that direction still nothing. Hear again keep following crash thru underbrush. break out in time to stop myself falling 300ft to shallow creek and death.
>dummeh hoomin faww!
>gon git sowy hoofsies den yu faww!
Feel slight nudging at calves. Turn look down see tan colored fluffy trying to kick me over the edge!
>hey what the hell?
>dummeh hoomins make funneh noisies wen faww den dey cwunch!
>bestes hoomins cwy moe wn dey faww.
That explains the rash of falling deaths in the park over the past year.
>so, been giving people forever sleepies?
>YUS am smawt fwuffy.
>dumme hoomins fink fwuffy am bebbeh hoomin an twy sabe fwuffy, wai yu nu faww!!!
Fluffy bucking my leg more intently. feels like gentle massage.
reach down pick it up.
>yay upsies!
>be nyu daddeh!?
>no you tried to kill me.
>das otay was gon twy an kiww yu an take nice howsie innyway.
>realy?
>yus. Bu now yu gon git sowwy poopsies.
In a flash fluffy raises its tail and bites my hand to turn its ass toward me. I sidestep pull out lighter faster than it moves. light it as fluffy sprays shit at flame.
(Sidenote. Fluffy shit is very flammable and can serve as a source of fuel for energy production)
The shit hits flame and ignites like rocket fuel singes my arm rockets fluffy skyward over ravine fluffy screams as its flight archs gracefully out over the water
fluffy screams on its way down to the water and crunches as it hits the stream.
continue my walk exhilerated by the experience.
Called cops to explain i solved the mystery.
Then thank me for my service to the community that was that.
Everything went better than expected

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So, Mintfag here. Gave myself an idea last thread that I'm working on. Probably won't be anywhere near done by the end of this thread, but I'll give a teaser.

>Driving home from fluffy store
>Big box in back seat
>Chirps of "Wuv nyu daddeh!" and "Fwyffy su happy!" coming from box
>Get home
>Take box inside
>Kneel down
>Tip box over
>Shit-tier feeders fall out
>Tons of them
>The whole stock
>A few make owchie sounds, but most take it okay
>Fluffies start to look around
>In a bare room, just them, me, box they came in and two more boxes, with a ramp leading up to each
>Stand back up
>"Welcome home! First we need to get you sorted."
>"If you have hurties, bad poopies or are smarty, then get in the box on the left."
>"The rest of you, get in the box on the right."
>Fluffies start to sort themselves out, few siblings hugging each other before going to opposite boxes
>Help a few fluffies with broken legs into box on left
>Once all fluffies sorted, pick up leftside box and walk out of room
>"Okay, fluffies, we're going to get you all pretty for your new home, okay?"
>Chorus of happy replies
>Get to destination
>"Here we go!"
>Pour fluffies into pot on stovetop
>Inch of water in the bottom
>Fluffies start complaining about wawa
>"Don't worry..."
>Put on respirator
>"Everything will be fine."
>Add hydrogen cyanide pellets

>>716032328
Whewe babbehs go?

>>716032966
*spoilers* I'm conducting a re-enactment of Auschwitz

>>716030602
That one was funny as fuck, but my fave will always be "The Poopies Dat No Stay in da Wittwebox"

>>716033436
Auchwitz? Nyu housie, nummies, huggies and wuv? Babbeh wan go Auchwitz!

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>>716033697

>>716033906
And I'm actually putting some real fucking research into this thing, too. Order of horrible things, daily routine, diet, death rate, you name it.

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Hope someone makes my "smarty is rehabilitated through actual love" idea come to light from the last thread. Would be an interesting concept. pic someone related

>>716028479
I want to give him huggies and love.

>>716034017
But babbehs no fow owwies, babbehs awe fow huggies and wuv!!

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>>716033607

I love that story, and would definitely watch flufftv for shows like this!

>>716032168
ok, retard

We need more smarty justice

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>>716036567

If there are any artists around, I'd like to request a picture with a sound effect "BUMP!" as an RC car bumps a fluffy in the special-lumps.

>>716036936
There's already one out there of a fluffy getting a hammer to the head with a bump sound effect.

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>>716037197

I already have that one. :)

>>716028479
that thing is probably way stronger than a fluffy...

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>>716033590

>>716037877
I spy a Fluffershy enfie toy.

>>716037877
Sooo,.... are those for fluffies, or people?

>>716038625
kill that shit

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>>716038653

What's wrong with Fluffyshy?

>>716037877
$40.00? For an enfie pal? Why the hell not make your own?

>>716039088
Probably includes the price of spaying

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>>716038560
fluffies I would assume...

>>716039237
I don't think they spay
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>>716039491
Different products, but who fuckin' knows. I've seen enough comics about cave explorer to know that somebody out there would buy one for himself.

>>716032168
Kek good story

wtf is wrong with you people? this is the stupidest shit ever.
Seriously, kys

>>716040130
this happens every thread...

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>>716030602

Found it!

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>>716038814
I know I'm in a minority here but:
MLP ponies are nice and pure
Fluffies are shitty and deserve to suffer and die 99% of the time.
You don't mix that shit up

>>716040606
mlp fluffies are just fuching fluffies with tacky colors you brony shit

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>>716040383

Also found another educational flick in the same style.

>>716037981
This one always gets me

>>716040798
Actually it's more like they're morphed into fluffies than seperate entities, you retard.

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>>716040606

I enjoy both, but I definitely don't think fluffies are shitty or deserve what they get. I hate hellgremlins with a passion - they are everything fluffies are not about and they're as destructive to this fandom as sjw:s are to liberals.

>>716040800
Fuck, somebody beat me to the name Mint.

>>716040606
>Fluffies are shitty and deserve to suffer and die 99% of the time.
Yeah... kinda makes you wonder why humans made them...

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>>716040798

All fluffies are tacky colored, you guy who just wanted an excuse to insult people!

>>716041311

Don't worry. Colors, and especially food and candies of fluffies color are extremely common fluffy names.

>>716041548
silly guy bronies arent people

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>>716041349

The hellgremlins are full of logic-defying flaws like that.

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>>716037981
this one always reminds me of that video with the guy screaming at his cats

>>716041784
This

>>716038814
not one damned thing

>>716041784
get a fucking life loser

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>>716042946

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>>716042697
I like the twist.

>Would you rather eat shit or die?

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>>716043011

Die. I'd rather die than be a pillowfluff even in the best of scenarios.

>>716042997
There must be more to it, right ?

>>716042946
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>>716042997
Name of artist ?

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>>716043806

No, that's all there is so far.

>>716043895

Foxhoarder

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>>716044157
thx

This is so fucked up.

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>>716045130

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>>716045092
And yet, so satisfying

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>>716045130
Thanks, anon!

>>716045233

Does the story end there? It's just starting to get good...

>>716045600
Sadly, it doesn't have an end

>>716045130
>Thungry
>Read last panel
Why are you people so illiterate?

>>716045233
Man, this is a great story and a great idea

>>716045233
Someone needs to carry on this story if the original artist won't

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>>716030596
>while most people come to fluffy for the abuse, hugbox and sadbox are the combination that people tend to saty for.

i stayed for the abuse

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>>716040606
>Fluffies are shitty and deserve to suffer and die 99% of the time.

what the fuck does enfie mean

>>716047111
It means, lurk moar faggit.

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>>716028407

>>716047111
Sex.

>>716047111
Enf is an onomatopoeia of the sound fluffies make when fucking.

Does anyone have the comic that this image is from?

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As funny as rape is, it's okay only if neither of the fluffies want it.

>>716047497
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/38319#search=artist%3Amcgonagall

>>716047671
Thanks anon

>>716028543
>not sketty
get out

>>716048270
This one always gets me

>>716047111
Enf would most closely translate to fuck, but also carries connotations of rape

>>716048270

Yes, this is nonconsensual special huggies done right!

>>716049622
Damn. This one hit a little too close to home.

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>>716049622

Love it. We need more stories like this.

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>>716049929
yeah, sadbox can be great but these 2 pictures already tell everything there is to tell about fleeting life of fluffies

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>>716049622
Here's one at the other end of the spectrum from the same artist. This one, honestly, bothers me.

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>>716051726
I'm perfectly okay with this.

>>716042997
that's cool

>>>/mlp/


you're all sick and need help, seriously

>>716052440
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>>716052331

Well, at least it's not furry.

>>716052440
>dis faggot