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Good evening, Anonymous! How are you doing tonight? >ADVICE,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Good evening, Anonymous! How are you doing tonight?

>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION
>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!

>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.

>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.

>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.
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It seems dead, Chief isn't looking, this isn't going well. So I'll sit in.
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>>715989380
'preciated.
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>>715988634
Hi there! What's up with the thread's name on the group? You got me worried, for a second i thought something really bad happened.
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>>715989482
So, how are things?

>>715989544
Someone told her not to do it, and like an absolute madman she did.
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>>715989544
Pretty much >>715989615

I was making a stupid multi-layered song/TV show reference that nobody will get but me. You know, the usual!
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>>715989380
>>715989615
I am far more amused by this than I have any right to be.
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>>715988634
Rolling for a reading I guess.
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>>715990026
Amused? That wasn't quite the reaction I was expecting!

>>715990009
I got the song reference.
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>>715990198
Dang, one off.
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>>715988634
that's it, time for rudehentai.com

can't a guy just browse /b/ without having to wank?
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>>715989615
Show your breast!
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If not dubs, give short reading; name is Andre
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>>715990523
What.
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>>715990205
Oh, good. Right, to answer your question, I'm doing fine! I had a pretty shit morning but I've recovered my mood since then. How are you?
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>>715990610
You heard me!
>>715990735
No.
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I feel so new again because I recognize no one.
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>>715990009
Okidoki, that's nice to know! I thought something waaaaay worse happened since that was a bit of an odd name for a thread.

>>715989615
Why did they try to censor her art genius though?

>>715990251
Gift mine to you >>715989544
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>>715990799
hey you meme

~fred
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>>715989380
thread was made right as a dungeon popped, i was busy
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>>715990825
Aster!

>>715990838
Freddd! Hey you.
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>>715990913
whats up?
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>>715990735
Makes things a little easier, doesn't it?

>>715990739
I'm good! Really good! Everything is actually going great for once, it's nice.

>>715990777
No.

>>715990799
Oh, I'm the poster formerly known as You.

>>715990909
Sure you were.
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Well, seeing as I can't sleep, I may as well join the thread.

-Nico
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>>715991109
nii
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>>715990978
Sleepy and will probably go bedtime soooon. I guess I am still sick after all.

You?

>>715991092
OH! I knew that.
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I g-go through all this trouble t-to set up the server, and y-you don't even mention it....how r-rude.
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>>715990799
Honorable trainer-sama, I am most direly wounded by your lack of recognition.
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>>715991092
i was in xelphatol damn it
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>>715991220
Do you really want /b/ on it? I haven't even figured out how to administrate it yet...
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>>715991198
I just got done with 9 hour shift
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>>715988634
Im alone in this christmas. If get dubs tarot reading please. If not, ¿ can anyone gift me some dubs please?
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>>715991198
I'm not sure anyone did, it was my big reveal moment.

>>715991350
Dammit Chief you need to do better.
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>>715991192
That was quick.
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Ayyeee, what's going on in this thread right now?
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>>715990777
Shoo shoo~
>You're trips may be of 7s, but that won't make me shoo you less!

>>715991092
That it does. I really wish there was some MakoxAnastasia art, though. Perhaps it's time for commissions!
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>>715991358
I l-leave it to you, ufufufu....
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>>715991256
I..recognize you, Sanae!

>>715991460
I uh..also knew that.

>>715991393
Relaxtime now?
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>>715991495
i lurk a lot
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>>715990913
Hikari the new meta has changed! Glalie is actually useful now! Actually i'd like to use Snorunt more since it's cuter, also it's borderline broken in double battle with Primeape due to frost breath and anger point :3 i think i'll buy the new Pokemon game too ^.^
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>>715991092
P-please.
>>715991530
>Returns fire.
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>>715991577
very much so
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>>715991584
Wot.
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>>715991530
Perhaps! I guess it's because they're from two different series.

>>715991577
And then in the next act I'll reveal that I was evil all along!

>>715991727
How about no.
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>>715990606
>Andre has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Love", "22".
rip
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>>715988634
Rolling because I'm depressed af
What does my partner really think about me?
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>>715992007
Reroll
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>>715991930
I'll cry.
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top quality cringe thread
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>>715988634
Can I get a fortune?
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Time to Doggo this thread up. Bork!
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>>715992210
-Nico
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>>715991556
I think you might have to make an account for me and give it the in game admin priveleges.

rcon is something that can only be done by the person who runs the exe, at least as far as I've read.

>>715991577
Excuse me, but my name is not Sanae "Succ 'em Dry" Kochiya, okay?
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>>715992276
nice
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>>715992184
Then cry.
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>>715992307

trying to make this look like bait doesn't make this thread less cringy
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>>715992408
>Cries.
>>715992332
Fuck you. Sanae is the better shrine maid.
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>>715992389
Don't worry, nothing will ever exceed the level of Borks from last night. 693000 Borks per Post.
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>>715992332
Sanae is a good girl.
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>>715992332
>Sanae "Succ 'em Dry" Kochiya
I can't breathe.
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>>715991584
Oh? What happened to Glalie that made it so strong?

Glalie kinda scares me, I'd probably go for the cuter Froslass still~

>>715991930
Can I be the protagonist that leaps through spacetime to warm your heart and make you not evil again?

>>715992332
*giggle*
Oh, sorry, I really knew who you were, Red Ribbon-sama.
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>>715991932
Well what about love or something. Im curious
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>>715992488
P-please, you must be v-very new if this sort of thread is cringy; it's b-been a tradition on /b/ for, what, ten years now?

Go complain about w-waifu threads if you w-want to talk about cringe. I'll w-wait, newfriend.
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>>715992575
damn
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>>715991840
You're supposed to use frost breath on your own Primeape so it will be a 100% critical hit, then with Primeape's ability called anger point you'll max out his attack to plus six and obliterate the whole enemy team, it's called making a strategy that does not revolve around using overused pokemons u.u

>>715991358
Btw, will that server stay there forever? Or will you close it? I was thinking of getting the game.
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>>715992641
I'm afraid that role isn't under consideration.
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>>715992641
Can I be the goofball side character that is secretly clinically depressed
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>>715992674
W-why are you asking her?
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>>715992558
Hata is the better youkai representation of emotions! Ha!

>>715992581
Four ewe.
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>>715992622
>>715992642
Here, take my dubs

-Nico
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>>715992674
Soooo... sweep?
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I knew I'd find this thread eventually.
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>>715991727
Shoo shoo shoo~

>>715991930
Pretty much. Although there's a few bits of cross art with a joke about Mako x Yukiho making the character from CG.
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>>715992952
go away ori
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>>715992674
Hunh, that's a pretty interesting way. I've seen this strategy used in the Battle Maison with another pokemon and had my team wiped out by Tauros.

>>715992735
Oh! Well can I be the plucky comic relief?

>>715992791
Hmm..I'll allow it! But only if you wear a flashy skin-tight suit.
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>>715992952
Yeh. Be advised of the Bork.
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>>715992976
Tfw I evidently picked the wrong character.

>>715993087
That can probably work
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>>715993087
as long as i dont flash anyone
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>>715992824
Thx /b/ro
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>>715992952
Congratulations.
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So, how are you guys doin' tonight?

-Nico
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>>715992642
>King of Cups
>Six of Swords
>Four of Cups

What I'm seeing here is that you feel at a loss as to what to do to improve your situation, but in the case of love, you don't need to do anything special for now. You have a magnetic, reclusive nature that is drawing someone closer to you. This movement will happen soon, and the situation will improve all on its own.

>>715992622
Thank you, thank you.

>>715992674
It'll stay up as long as there are people playing on it, I imagine.
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>>715993013 >>715993109
why? what did I do?
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>>715993269
tired as fuck
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>>715993194
Doggo approves.
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https://youtu.be/-FrckD-7shc?t=36m54s

/Luftwaffe/
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>>715992860
Yep! Just a bit slower, nothing a tailwind can't fix though ^.^

>>715992800
Shouldn't i ask her?

>>715993087
Oh right, Tauros is another one of those pokemons with that ability, i didn't pick him because it's...uhhh, not really good-looking as Primeape i guess.
Anyway, did you mention being sick? How are you?
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>>715993269
Well... Nothing really. Listening some music an taking a dinner( on my phone now)
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>>715992805
>A person who is unable to express emotions is a better representation of emotions.
Ok then.
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>>715993261
thanks.
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>>715993338
>Magnetic
>Reclusive

Somehow those two seems mutually exclusive.
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>>715993474
The server r-runs on my laptop, at m-my house, on m-my internet connection.

>>715993585
S-she can't express them, doesn't m-mean she doesn't represent them. What d-do you think the masks are for?
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>>715993585
Better none than the worst one, as Grandma Hakurei liked to say!
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>>715993194
I suppose!

>>715993144
Good.

>>715993474
I'm guessing you're going to play competitively with Sun/Moon?

I'm still sick..and really tired. I'm probably going to bed time soon.
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>>715993618
STOP BEING EDGY!!! Doggo does not approve.
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GETT
Will I end up happy with someone I love and loves me the same one day?
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Rolllll
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>>715993758
>STOP BEING EDGY
What are you referring to? I just got here...
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>>715993338
But im alone. How in the earth can be that posible?>>715992642
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>>715993752
nice
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Rollerino Pupperino. Future success.
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>>715993779
One more time cause I need some advice from the cosmos or the spirit world or fucking anything right now. I'm either about to get super drunk and fuck this tiny mexican girl and cheat with my girl of 2 years or fucking pop 2 mdmas and walk up a damn mountain
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>>715993826
Well I can't get for shit, smol reading for Will please
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>>715993779
Life wouldn't be suffering if those things happened, now would it.

>>715994104
I'm not sure that happens outside of fiction.
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>>715994154
Neither of those choices are good. Pick a third option.
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>>715993978
The gifs. You're good, only yanking your chain. (See what I did there?)
I'm honestly bored.
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>>715993426
>>715993552
I feel wide awake and cripplingly depressed. This thread is making me feel a little better, though.
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>>715994303
dont worry, we all go through hardship, I feel your pain
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>>715993752
You don't really seem that funny though.

>>715994129
It works better this way anyway.
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>>715994272
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>>715994234
Well i hope so. I guess i, ll still strong
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>>715994455
A fourth then.
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>>715993742
It's better to try and fail than to not try at all.
>>715993685
Hi 3D Alice. Also, the masks are for gags. You can't tell me those actually represent her emotions when they look so god damn stupid. That includes the Mask of Hope.
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>>715994260
I've seen a handful of examples of it in real life. It's mysterious or something. Makes you think they have stuff going on in their lives and you wanna figure out what.

Also, a girl who likes talking a whole lot and taking charge could probably use someone who listens more than they interrupt.
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>>715994437
I'm really not.

What do you propose I be, then?
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>>715993620
I see how that can work the person attracts the interest of others but is constantly seeking solitude.

That means that people who are really interested will have no choice to pursue them.

>>715994279
>I'm honestly bored.
oh, I'm sorry. I must have been taking things too seriously again.

(pic unrelated)
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>>715993685
You said you were leaving her the control of the server, so i thought i should've asked her, alright, nevermind, i won't use it then.

>>715993752
Of course i will ^.^ like i did with the previous generations!
I'm sorry to hear that, i just got a picture from an american friend and there's snow everywhere, please take care, it probably isn't that cold where you live though, but still, the sooner you'll feel better the quicker we'll be able to do stuff together ^.^ you'd really need someone to take care of you right now u.u
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>>715994409
There's no worse feeling than having to watch someone you love grow distant from you.
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>>715994303
We just waiting for the good times. Oh tnx for the dubs /b/ro
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>>715994826
I really have to remember to tag these with my name.

-Nico
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>>715994622
well if isn't kanra.

Hows Canada?
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>>715994887
No problem.
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>>715994826
A feeling I know well, my dude
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>>715994556
Alice2, dear.

>>715994637
Of course; she has administration of the server. But I could always just close the lid.
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>>715994622
Poke
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>>715994497
You do that, Anonymous! Plus, I'll probably open the shrine on Christmas night, so you can always come hang out with us!
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roll
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>>715993685
that is a dude...
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>>715995098
Ok thanx i will be there!
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>>715994637
It's not cold comparatively, but it's cold for people in this area.
Hehe, I wish I had a meido to take care of me right now!
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>>715995130
no it is mandy from bill and mandy
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>>715994927 >>715995023
I see the confusion.
I am a different poster than them.
I didn't even mean to cause chaos. (this time)
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>>715995001
Aren't you the Alice with the coking with Alice? If you are that one then you are 3D Alice.
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>>715995280
I am indeed t-that Alice, but I am only Alice3D d-during those threads. At all other times, I am Alice2 <3

Also, I cook, I don't do coke. "Coking with Alice" would be....quite something.
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>>715994969
It gets worse.

>i love her
>she disappears for a month
>get depressed
>she comes back
>happy times ahead
>turns out she has a boyfriend
>they're going to start living together soon
>i think she may be pregnant now
>mfw

I was going to tell her that I loved her the day she came back too.
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>>715995423
Not the anon but valid point, lets do some coke together.
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>>715995270
Sure...ok mate, have fun~
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>>715995423
I meant to say cooking but I am kind of still getting use to my keyboard. When do we do coke?
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>>715995501
Sounds like you dodged a bullet.
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>>715995518
I c-can't really afford coke; m-my heart would almost certainly stop.

>>715995658
W-when my t-time as Alice finally, mercifully, c-comes to a close.
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>>715995501
thats tough buddy
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>>715995581
I almost want to congratulate him for what he must have accomplished in that thread though.
>almost
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>>715995242
I could do that u.u just have to check if these clothes would fit me first...
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>>715995720
Cost or are you sick?
We could just get drunk together I suppose. I suppose im not allowed to do coke anyways.
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>>71599572
But I love your threads. If I am able to find them. Also, black stockings is a turn on.
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>>715995720
>>715995980
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>>715995740
Funny thing though

>two days ago
>hoping he gets into a car accident
>he gets into a car accident
>he doesn't die though

my jealousy almost got a man killed.

-Nico
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>>715996088
you have powers
better check into professors xaviers school for gifted youngsters
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>>715995899
Haha yeah she's way too paranoid to get fooled like that lol
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>>715995980
All g-good things come to an end, Parsee.

>>715995955
I could easily afford it, b-but coke is cardiotoxic. My heart c-couldn't take it.

>>715996088
Your hopes h-had no more outcome on the accident t-than your impotent rage.

Coincidences are just coincidences, Anonymous.

Good n-night all.
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>>715996263
Not everything.
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>>715995903
Heheh..I guess you *could*. But that might involve a hug though, you know~ And besides, I wouldn't want to get you sick!
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>>715996263
Goodnight Alice! Thanks for visiting!
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>>715996372
"...With strange aeons even death may die.”
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>>715996238
He is convincing.. and he has nice images too.
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How will my project work out?
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>>715996470
That's bullshit but I will believe it.
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>>715996566
>Two of Swords
A blind choice breaks a stalemate.

>The Emperor
A strong leader lends competence and stability.

>Death (Reversed)
Avoiding the risk of change brings depression and decay.
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>>715996375
I could! Getting sick too is not an issue, buuuuuut i think you'd enjoy it a lot more if another person took my place u.u so i'll gladly let her take care of you instead ^.^
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>>715996799
Thanks.
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>>715996210
-Nico
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love me
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>>715996492
He does, don't get me wrong, it would work with everyone else, but not with people that different
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Get naked.
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>>715997066
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>>715997062
It's only a matter of fate at this point. If I must break fate to achieve my desires, so be it.

-Nico
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>>715994622 >>715995899
I would like to exchange both of these for one question if I could.

>>715997182
Maybe but in the end there is only one "me" and that is what is important isn't it?
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>>715997066
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>>715997177
Thanks princess

>>715997357
Thats pretty adorable.
Wish they gave that another season.

>>715997412
pls no
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Predict my future, please.
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>>715997583
no one puts baby in a box
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>>715997583
-Nico
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>>715997675
Predict his next month.
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>>715997583
Companion Box

>>715997374
Fine, let's hear the question then
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>>715997703
You will sit on /b/ and continue to be a fag
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>>715997946
i didn't ask my fortune, but I thank you for such accuracies in my future :3
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>>715998016
Whoops, clicked the wrong person.

oh well.
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>>715997942
There are so many options available! Lets see..... Ok, got it. There is a place I've seen once, and a person. Both originally in a dream I had years ago.

This dream has haunted me, intrigued me. One nights memory and only one single detail has escaped me in multiple years.

I want to know if the place in that dream exists. That's it.
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>>715996088
I have a question. Do I have some kind of special power that I'm unaware of that's been manipulating fate in my favor?

-Nico
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>>715998762
It's hard to work out an answer with such little details, i'm not asking for the name, but why don't you describe better the person we're talking about?
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>>715998875
>Five of Wands (Reversed)
Five of Nope.
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i'm lonely
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>>715999337
So I'm either full of shit or fully aware it and actively using it. Thanks.

-Nico
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>>715998762
Not the clearest I have conveyed my thoughts. I just needed to ask.

>>715999169
I'll do one better Ill send a map. (essentially)

>>715999275
Hm, in the dream she was blonde, med-long hair. (past shoulder length) whe had white skin and wore a blue dress. She was almost glowing though. Everyone else might as well have been grey but she stood out.
I only saw her once though. I approached her and when I went to speak she already knew my thoughts reaching out with a few thin pieces of cardboard, the top one had a long number scribbled on it.
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>>715999719
That works, but also any feelings it might have evoked in you would be helpful too.
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>>715999719
That one number, was there something written on that cardboard piece as well aside the number of course?
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Well, I think I'm done for the night. This thread helped me feel a little better.
Goodnight

-Nico
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>>715999950
(pic) I could share pretty much the entire dream if you really wanted it. I wrote it down at the end of the day I had it.


>>716000102
No, well maybe part of something, it was yellow and black. it seemed to have some pattern to it but it seemed most likely to have been taken from something.
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i will be a human dubs
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Does anyone else get a headache like after drinking but before going to sleep. Like a hangover headache but immediate?
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>>716000102
This wouldn't be the only time of following the paper trail.
I received some money in the dream. But I exhausted wikipedias images of known (current) money.

>>716000690
well, ok Ill need a minute to get it. as well as copying and pasting.
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DIE OP DIE
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Your scheduling seems a bit off.
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>>716000917
Yeah, I think it's...

Booze + time - hydration = hangover.

The reason it usually happens when you wake up is because you've gone <x> hours without drinking water while the alcohol dehydrates you. If you drink water right before bed, you usually won't get a hangover at all. But if you go <x> hours without drinking a lot of water, you can get a hangover even while you're awake.

>>716000965
Why Anonymous why?
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>>716000956
It must've been a really important person for you if you bothered writing it all down, or are you like that with every dream you have?
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>>716000999
>Generally speaking, threads run from 8 PM CST on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. I may post on other days but it is not guaranteed.

Seems on point to me!
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>>716001388
Suit yourself.
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>>716000956
I was outside of the building waiting for a few minutes. I was dressed interestingly, I wore cargo pants and a coat (my shirt wasn't made visible early on) A voice changer strapped around my neck, taking any sound I would make and making a louder distorted copy of the sound in realtime. I also wore a plain white mask in fact it was the only white thing I was wearing.

A van arrived, and 4 individuals arrived all dressed similarly, only one did not wear the mask.

After one picked the front doors lock (avoiding activation of any security mechanisms, we were let in.

continuing in a sec...

>>716001323
I am a little but it was special. If I have a dream so vivid, so lifelike that by the end of the day it still feels like part of waking life I write it down. in that case I never have needed to really re read it though.
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>>716001762
What did the masks look like?
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>>716001762
Anyway we were in, (the rest of us were able to just walk in after the first picked the lock and held the door open) so we got to our places.
The obvious leader: stood to the right of where we entered next to the door.
The next: all the way across the room keeping look out.
AnotherL stuck with the leader incase anything happened.
The lockpicker and I both jumped the counter.
But while he was in a corner searching for documents I was more in the middle of the room searching for something else, a button.

When I pressed the button though It wasn't a warning to send officers, it was a full on signal that things were happening. The building was instantly and completely surrounded, Officers armed with swat style gear...
Getting more from file.

>>716001993
White, somewhat like the cheap plastic ones but of a slightly better quality. a full face "disguise mask" with very plain features.
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>>715988634
Me and my best friend of 5 years drifted apart after last summer. We started talking again after the fall but it doesn't seem the same any more. It would be a few messages ever you few days. It just feels like we're are over. I don't want it to but should I just leave it now?
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>>716002325
They smashed some of the front windows, probably by shooting high so we knew to be warned. I had as this was happening slipped over near the door to the further back rooms. When I saw a gun sticking through a hole made in the window at that side of the room. (probably smashed in while the others were being damaged) I waited while the guns owner took sight on one of my allies (he was leaning in to get a better view) and when the oppritunity presented its self as his head came through the window I punched the man in the face knocking him out in one single hit him firing and missing as I did so.

I then picked up the assault rifle he had and sprayed at the waves of advancing officers until the gun had stopped, probably out of ammo. I then punched the ones who made it to the window my adrenalin started to rise from the point of picking the gun up onward so I was getting really strong.

going back for more...
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>>716002901
It was all a blur as I ran from the front of the large main room into the back hall. Then I turned right, ran past the first door without a thought.. Next left into the middle room (entirely blind to the contents in my haste) I lunged into the closet in the back of the room losing all momentum as I did so.
Exausted as my adrenaline was depleting, I heard the police searching

Officer 1: "Wasn't there another one?"

officer 2:"We thought there was, but the doors are still locked so we must have cought them all... It's the strangest thing, not only the first responders insist that another person was here; The thieves say there was someone else too!"

Officer 1: "Our search isn't turning anyone up, I think we are chasing a ghost."

Officer 2 (as they are leaving the room): "Take this more seriously, the one we are looking for has injured at least twenty of our own...)

("spraying with that assault rifle didn't do as much as I thought. I must have had exagerated memory from the addrenalin" I thought. that or the bullets were manufactured not to do serious harm)

continuing...
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>>715988634
Hi OP! Dont forget the winter solstice is tomorrow! Mind if i ask what cards youre using? I use Druid Oracle but all my questons are awnsered so I dont even need them anymore. Great hobby though! Happy new year!
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>>716002901
Huh, makes sense you had a dream like this one
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>>716003135
It was the next morning, the owner was in, the place was open and running.. I was waking up.. among the shoes of a stranger in someones closet.
Rising from the floor was when I actually took time to appreciate my; "apperal".
I was wearing a long dark coat, it was somewhat like a trench coat.. a hood rose from beneath consealing my hair color. A white disguise mask prevented easy facial recognition.
Gloves protected, and hid my hands. a small voice modifier kept my identity seceret. while distorting my voice little.

I cautously darted through the hall and into the next room (away from the exit)
There the owner was, I Told him he was to find where the records of serial numbers were kept in the building (it was apparently some sort of bank) I also asked him to retrieve about a hundred dollars. he came back and I purged his record of the numbers of the money I retrieved.

I then explained that I was not a thief, I am "nobody". The $100 was for dealing with those thieves..(remember I tripped the alarm).. Even with this revelation he remained uneasy.

continuing..

>>716003374
yea, I suppose so.
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>>716003523
(though he must have known by then.. the police I shot at felt blanks. and the thieves were unarmed)


I Asked the owner to turn his back (he cought a glimpse of the postol I had(a feature the other 4 had incase things got confrontational but they weren't willing to use). He turned arround swiftly. not nearly as swiftly as I dissappeared, (returning) to the room in which I had hidden. I pulled the mask off, removed the coat, and a
(hooded) jacket beneath. leaving me in a shirt and jeans. out of a pocket of the coat I pulled a bag... Which all of that went into, also I put the gloves and voice mod in there too.

I was finally on my way out.

But it wasn't over yet...
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>>716003714
As I entered the hall (turning right; towards the door) I saw someone.... She was (and is) beyond my abilities of description. she was facing the open area of the back. (not looking down the hall) I could not resist an opportunity to say hi though, so I acted like I entered from the main room, I said something along the lines of:
"Excuse me, I am sorry for wasting your
precious time like this, but"

Before I could continue she grabed my hand and placed in it a few pieces of what seemed to be thick paper or thin cardboard, (they were printed on, but on the top one it seemed that she had writen over it, a number..) It struck me instantly that it was most likely her phone number.

I was happy, so happy in fact that I started out the door (forgeting) that I had the money folded up in my hand. when I looked down, the money was familiar... it looked and felt right, but it was not united states $.

My end of the dream was me shoving the money down into one of my pants pockets looking down at the sidewalk as I walked away..
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>>716004045
I will also point out that it being a bank of some kind was an idea I formed after thinking about the dream. I actually had no real thoughts regarding where I was in the dream & I knew my way around it.

I just couldn't think of anywhere else that would keep track of "serial numbers" for currency. then again banks wouldn't keep a solid book anymore would they?
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>>716001762 >>716002325 >>716002901 >>716003135 >>716003523 >>716003714
>>716004045 >>716004313
This is the first time I have told this dream in an open space. Since this dream I have felt like I am being "observed" the feeling has weakened each day a little. It just feels like if I ever found the place something serious will happen, but if I never look I wont know if anything became of her or what became of me if it all was as real as it felt...

Sorry for ranting on. I just needed to ask.

>>716002700
I can sympathize, I know how that feels.
I mean not over the 5 years that it was stretched for you but I know how it feels when you lose a friend and the relationship doesn't recover like the individuals do.
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>>716002700
Sorry to hear that, Anonymous... A similar thing happened to me with someone who was practically a sibling by how close we were... eventually he became someone totally different, and dropped all of our common interests. Eventually, we just stopped talking. I still see him sometimes, but it's really rare that we exchange words. It hurt for a long time.

As for whether you should stop putting in effort... I dunno. That's what I did, because my friend had stopped putting any effort into maintaining the friendship, so I did too. I still can't help but to feel like I had an equal part in the way things are now, but at the same time, it's no good if you constantly feel like you're the one chasing after a friendship with someone who doesn't care.

>>716003361
I use the Llewellyn Tarot deck, or sometimes one I forget the name of at the moment... it's based on Crowley but not directly.
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thread bump
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>>716005445
>Page of Cups
>The Priestess (Reversed)
>Ten of Pentacles

It took me forever to find a group of cards that even seem remotely related, but based on this one, it seems like it might exist somewhere... as long as you would consider that good news. That's the first card. Second, we have someone withholding information, knowledge, or resources. And finally, we have freedom from financial concerns... which sort of relates to the content of the dream. If you performed a heist like you seemed to be describing, that's what you'd be doing it for, right?

Anyway, assuming it does exist, I doubt the reason is for you to actually rob it or something... you'd have to take everything metaphorically kind of like this reading. Some other kind of tricky, risky event that leads to riches takes place there...
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The one day I DON'T consistantly wait for a thread on a no thread day...
/#=_=\

But I guess that's MY fault.

Well, I have no time to stay, so...

Goodnight.

See you all tomorrow.

>*Grumble*

-A disgruntled Sweet Roll
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>>716006560
>it seems like it might exist somewhere... as long as you would consider that good news.
great news actually.

>we have someone withholding information, knowledge, or resources.
The only others I have spoken to about it are my two closest friends. I don't know which would lie to me or why.

>And finally, we have freedom from financial concerns... which sort of relates to the content of the dream.
at the time maybe.

>If you performed a heist like you seemed to be describing, that's what you'd be doing it for, right?
Well yes but no. In the end I was armed, near the owner... I could have demanded thousands of dollars of it was for the money. In the end I don't know what it was all for.
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>>716006560
>we have someone withholding information, knowledge, or resources.
actually, is there a possibility that that is in reference to my mind losing the number? (the only detail I focused on trying to remember)

I am only asking for the sake of opinion..

Also thank you.
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>>716007487
That makes sense, yeah. The number could have been important in actually finding the place if we assumed your dream was prophetic, so it'd be like your unconscious mind or faulty dream memory withholding that information from you.
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>>716007964
how old are you?
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>>716007964
I feel less like its prophetic than that has in some way already transpired. Either way I should probably work on improving myself incase anything happens, "if" I ever pursue the place I might be able to handle the consequences.

Thanks again.
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>>716008516
Nope, Im just curious
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>>716008578
No problem! Personally, I don't think it's so much that the dream was a vision of the future either. It's more like... if it does exist, you probably have been there or seen it one way or another, even if you were too young to remember it or something like that.

I used to have recurring nightmares about a place I'd never been. I knew where it was, and I'd passed by it before several times when I was a kid. It wasn't scary at all... just a white building that was a fire department in a small rural town. But for whatever reason, my brain decided it was scary and I had a lot of dreams about being drawn close to that place and getting an overwhelming sense of panic and dismay.
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>>716009070
hmm. A bit of an age gap but we can make it work.

Marry me.
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>>716009612
You're nice and i'm lonely.
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>>716009703
That's a terrible reason! You might as well be asking any girl!

...wait, you don't ask every girl that, do you?
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>>716008989
>if it does exist, you probably have been there or seen it one way or another, even if you were too young to remember it or something like that.
My problem with that idea is that it is so different from my memories, by which I mean; Until a certain age I was raised between two towns, scarcely going to them and rarely when I did going inside any buildings.

After a certain point I had to move and since then the locations I have entered I've all reassessed, so there is no place in my memories quite like it.

Several of my other dreams likewise have seemed out of place, people I barely knew from school appearing randomly enveloped with malice or a sense of peace (that equals the strength of said malice)

I have met people I've never seen in my dreams, but no more than seven at a time. I have been in a house and known my way around, even taking shortcuts and using passaged I couldn't possibly know without living in them.

I have also lost touch with fear, repeatedly dying in my dreams, and even dreaming of being undead. Feeling the sensations of the wounds that no longer hurt seeing the pieces of flesh missing and not even wondering what's wrong with me.
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>>716009923
You're right. Lets start off with a date then ^.^
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I just finished Hitchen's original article of "why women aren't funny" and have some great anecdotal evidence to throw in that will be of interest to this crowd.

my girlfriend is hilarious. funnier than almost every man I've ever met, we click and her jokes are riotously funny.

her humor clearly comes from two places:

1. a sheltered life, an immaturity, that causes a childlike innocence and the humor that goes with that
2. extreme pain and life tragedies resulting in self hatred which provides an ability to self-deprecate and see the horrific nature of existence, the only response to which is to joke about it

now the kicker: she is undergoing serious medical issues. she'd joke a lot about having a baby and clearly wants one. her identity and culture is based on it. but when it became clear that she could probably never have a child, almost all of her humor disappeared. Hitchens had a point, that's for sure. this process is still underway and I don't know when it will end. it might simply be a temporary depression but I fear when she's accepted her non-procreating fate that her humor may never return as it was. OTOH, she might actually get funnier with that firmly in the past.

you're probably thinking "she must be great in bed" - and oh boy you'd be right - however, that also all recently changed with the no-baby news, as one might expect.
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>>716010719
wrong thread? oops
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Go back to /div/

>>>/x/18443091
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>>716010719
wow.

>>716010772
That makes a lot of sense. That seemed to come from out of nowhere.
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>>715988634
where were you last night?
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>>716010880
I don't come from there, so why would I go?

>>716010968
I was right here! What are you talking about?
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>>716011447
There is a whole thread for people to do this kind of stuff or receive it. No need to spread it to /b/.
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>>715988634
So old acquaintances and family are asking me to be more involved in their lives again. There's been a lot of bad omens around it. Breaking glasses, people falling down stairs, I'm worried it will end in disaster. Any idea what my fortune looks like miko?
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>>716011770
Whoa, did you know? There's a whole board for doing whatever you want as long as it's not illegal, too!
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>>716011889
You're funny.
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>>716011770
Is there reason to quarantine it from a board meant to thrive on containing a chaotic blend of everything though?
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Nope
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>>716013384
You enjoy making me stay up late to talk to you, don't you? I know it's on purpose.
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There was a thread today?
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Rolling dubs for a man named John.

Will lord kek grant me a reading?
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>>716015447
I was kinda sleeping when it was made
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>>716015509
Oh, okay. Yeah, it was just a random "cuz I felt like it" thread.
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>>716015648
And here I was spamming Doremy pics in another thread until OP told me to stop posting chicks with tails.
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Will there be another thread tonight? I thought it was only on Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings.
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I've been in love with this girl for nearly 3 years. Is there any future to us?
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You should go sleep now.
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>>716016443
Nope, no sleep
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>>716015958
Those are the only regular nights. There will always be a thread on those nights, if I can help it. Other nights are up to how I feel.

>>716016443
Of course I should, but someone seems to want me to stay up!
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>>715995023
Oh wow I remember that Kurumi anon, she was creepy as all fuck. There was something seriously wrong with that person.
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>>716016184
Rip
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It's okay, I appreciate the attempt!
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