ITT: Poorly describe a movie, and others try and guess what it

>>715980231
The hateful eight, too easy

>>715980362
dude nice

>>715980231
Was she hung though? I thought nigger shot her or something?

>>715980487
yeah it ends with the dude who hated the nigger and the nigger and the girl, nigger was shot if you remember, and they both just hang her at the inn and white dude reads letter from president

>>715980231
The diary of Ann Frank

bunch of white dudes but they stay in one room for the whole movie

>>715980763
12 angry men?

girl walks into a wall and fights a sewing spider

>sandnigger and frenchie
>old lady dies
>winter sports
>frenchie gets everything

>>715980763
the original SAW

>>715981052
Coraline?

>>715981270
correct

>>715981052
Charlotte's Web

>dude fights himself and loses
>credit history erased

>>715981144
>sandnigger and frenchie
>implying there's a difference

>>715981472
Mr. Robot

>dude heroically resists pubescent slut
>an heros
>she inherits his houseplant

>>715981821
not the one I had in mind

>>715980231
>Boys vs. Girls
>Hot air balloons
>Diamonds
>Child exploitation

Hard mode enabled

>>715981961
Was a joke
>fight club

>>715982178
The Chipmunk Adventure.

>>715982360
Holy fuck! How? lol

>>715981472
Fight club

>>715982232
>me_thejoke_yourmom.gif

well, shit

>>715982404
Hahaha, it was one of my favorite movies as a kid.

>Top Dee Jays
>Fall out with Bum Chum
>Mum and Dad constantly Shagging

>>715982565
Good shit. I want to re-watch it. I bet it has crazy child sex undertones that I missed back in the day

>>715981892
leon

>dudes doing badass crime shit
>one saved by jesus
>he is wallet gets robbed

>>715981892
Leaon the professional

>fall for little kid with tattoo
>blow up her kidnappers ship
>a single tear is shed

>>715982933
Pulp Fiction

>>715982781
Kevin and perry go large

Can I have a jam sandwich please?
All I wanna do is do it
Etc etc

Rodent Afghani war veteran assists compariot in foiling a plot against the queen and rescue a toy maker and the toy maker's daughter.

>>715983397
>poorly describe

>>715983397
Secret of Nimh?

>>715983108
Mrs Patterson, you cheeky girl.

>>715980231
>Apple
>Marital partner, our spawn are small due to my actions.

>an aids-proof retard drinks too much dr. pepper

>Gets lost in underground civilisation
>Has to stop evil genius destroying it
>boats
>rolling on the river

>>715983728
I was filing a really interesting lizard on the wall Kevin..

Eyeball Paul what a shit cunt though!

>>715983843
Flushed Away?

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>lots of yelling
>lots of PT
>get deployed
>shit gets fubar
>half a squad down
>oh shit snipers.jpg

>>715983843
Flushed away

Too easy

>>715982786
That snake scene.

>>715983979
Full Metal Jacket

>>715983979
Full Metal Jacket

>2 gangs fighting eachother
>one poor one rich
>someone gets killed
>they dye their hair and hide from the cops
>one big brawl at the end of the movie
>poor gang wins

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>>715983964
Easy tiger

>>715983979
My version would be:

>Wait, this is a comedy?
>Suicide
>Definitely not a comedy... Oh shi

>>715984163
Teh outsiders

>>715984163
Outsiders

>Lawyer visits a tropical zoo
>Dies on the shitter

A young man is convinced by a green muppet to kill his father

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>>715984011
I don't even remember.
I just remember someone wanting to fuck Britney and that the bad guy reminded me of the bad guy from Crocodile Dundee for some reason

>>715984480
Jurassic Park

>>715984163
>the outsiders

>>715984685
Star Wars

>>715980231
That was way to detailed for being poorly described

>fish goes missing
>dad fish searches for him

>>715981821
Mr robot stole the fight club plot?

>>715980231
>dead mom
>daddy issues
>bully chase scene
>old guy in book store
>don't read that book
>takes book
>reads it
>imagination
>world ends kinda
>dragon chase scene
>the end

>>715984994
Aladdin

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>>715984994
Sounds alot like Alien vs Predators if you ask me

>>715984994
SAW 4: the sawening

>>715985134
Not sure if bait, but thats what some say. I loved the first season though, I don't give a fuck what anyone says. That shit was good.

>>715984994
Finding nemo?

>irish guy goes to belgium
>hates it

>>715984099
You got it

>Dad kidnapped
>Daughter hides
>She goes to jail
>Gets busted out
>Steals a ship
>Steals some blueprints
>Then she dies
>The end.

>>715984716
Yeah, there is a lot of heavy stuff for a children's movie. And I can see that comparison.

>dad is undercover cop for some Mafia or gang or whatever
>kid takes gun from dad's stash
>gun is used in a murder
>boss finds out about it
>boss orders dad and several others to find gun and kid
>dad find kid and gun
>dad fights to save kid
>fin
Have at it faggots I'm gonna take a shit while you guys try

>>715984994
Jaws 4: shark rescue

>>715985560
In burges

>>715985692
Rouge One

>wizards go to wizard school
>adventures with jailbait and ginger
>kills evil wizard

>>715985793
Shrek

>two niggers
>two whites
>brothers
>try to solve moms murder

>>715985210
That one fucking movie fireheart

>>715985779
in fuckin bruges

>>715985793
Harry Penis

>>715985793
The Little Merlin

>>715984994
back door sluts 9: the sluttening

>>715985878
Darude Sandstorm

>>715985927
I was close suck ma dick

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>guy goes on shitty vacation
>tries to kill himself
>someone else tries to kill him
>tries to leave
>another person shoots him
>did he died

>dad dies in a car accident
>turns into a snowman

>>715982999
Waterworld

>>715980231
>guy sins a lot
>dies
>still wins

>>715985878
the one with marky mark

>>715986019
Frozen

>two black dudes smokes weed
>they owe money
>one is a rapper

>>715985726
Running Scared

>>715986075
correct

>>715985998
no no, that's what what's his face in the movie always says: In fuckin Bruges? You did good anon.

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>>715985779
>>715985560
>>715986017

>tfw I didnt read the thread before posting
oh well, one of my favorite moves. Have tits

>>715986068
toy story

>>715986032
finally

>>715980650
yeah but the letter ended up being fake, so the nigger could get street cred

I crave a world devoid of the concept of meaning.