REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>715967632
sure

>>715967632
yeah pls

>>715967632
>javascript:quote('715967632');
As if

>>715967632
yess pls

>>715967632
meh

Here I go

but I want a boyfriend

...

never works

>>715967632
pls

>>715967632
fuck

k

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will she have a penis

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>>715967632

rollerina

>>715967632
Fuck it

>>715967632
sure

>>715967632
Kkk

Here is to hoping

welp

>>715967632
do we get to pick the slut as well

please

>>715968000
TRIPS

>>715967632
I kinda do though

fog des dunt ligh do me

>>715967632
i'll take it

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Can't wait to get me some pussy

>>715967632
mm .. What could miss mind when you smile ??? I guess cock ,, make the mind? ;)) In mind not just wrong. I would stick to the web your pussy my cock ,, it beats inside you feel how the sap juices spilling inside your pussy ,,, Or Miss maybe already had enough ?? Judging by the smile ,,, Well your mons pubis bulges ,, dumpty fuck :))

Whatever

I can't stop thinking about her

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Kek wills it

>>715967632
god gave up on me

I ain't ugly atleast

Check 'em

>>715967896
Holy fuck ban that truck.

fuck, why not.

bet

>>715967632
I have a wife and a gf, I think having two gfs would be a stretch.

>>715967632
wew its gonna be true tho

>>715967632
how tho

OK.

K

>>715967632
What if I am a faggola or a straight woman? Will I still get a girlfriend?

>>715967632
K

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I'mma call bullshit on this

Pls

Pls qt gf

if only

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>>715967632

plox anon

Third times the charm

Can I have that cute Chinese girl I saw earlier today?
Her ass totally rocked that bitchy black skirt she wore.
Tight ass.

>>715967632
k

>>715967632
alright I'm game -- gimme a blonde skinny slut :)

>>715967632
Will take another one

>>715967632
Will do, hopefully she is a QTπ

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pls

>>715967632
no

>>715967632
if only it was that easy.

Please?

>>715967632
bang

>>715967632
I WAANT A TALL GIRL
A KINDA BUFF GIRL
A BIG GIRL
4 ME

>>715967632
Why not

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>>715967632
oh boy

Please Clara

>>715967632

my wife and my mistress are not going to be happy

Bullshit

plz

yippie

>>715967632
PRAISE KEK

Finally. :)

>>715967632
nothing to lose tattooed around his gun wounds

I'm willing to try anything at this point

queads

>>715967632
God, please

>>715967632
kek

I really need one.
Lately ive been so sad and distant with people.

>>715967632
What if I get her today? I can prove your sorcery to be false!

ok

>>715967632
Falling in line in the pussy train

i want a gf

Clara

Mega faggot

>>715967632
Make her pretty

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Ehh fuck it

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ok

I believe

I just hope she isn't 12 this time.

>>715967632
Why not

k

ok

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>>715967632
lol well see

>>715967632
sure why not

Cri eri tim

>>715967632
Last time I did that I felt like shit the next day. Gonna have to pass on this one kiddo

>>715967632
I am looking forward to 2017.

worth a shot

>>715967632

k. No niggress pls

Why not, right?

Zomg plz werk

replying 4 good luck in hopes that ex bf's bestfriend will make a move on me and then it will lead to fucking in his van pls bless

↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑This guy is a needled dick child rapist. And his Mother looks like Florida Evans.

>>715967632
what if u have one? do i gain another?

y not

For free

>>715967632
yeet!

Okay

>>715967632

yes pls

>>715969465
Fuck Yourself you child rapin' Florida Evans looking mother piece of shit.

Get ready for some shaggin.

Kill me tonight then

I wish

>>715967632
Fuck

>>715967632
no, i won't.

>>715967632
Plz b0ss

I am this desperate

K

>>715967632
tfw no gf

Please.

Fuck it, worth a shot

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tell her to kiss it. I will also.

What?

>>715967632
Please.....

>>715967632
ok replying

>>715967632
that'd be awesome

Never replied so fast

yes.

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Lel im in

>>715967632
ok worth a shot I guess

here I am

>>715967632
I need it

>>715967632
Sure buddy.

buuut im gaaay

>>715967632
might as well

>>715967632
I'm repling =)

>>715969303
You already posted in this thread. So will you get a girl, or feel like shit tomorrow?

>>715967632
.....

:/

>>715967632
hi

>>715967632
Plox

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i just want pussy and liquor nigga

>>715967632
leggo

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God dammit

i don't want a fucking gf

K

>>715967632
I truly and honestly wish death upon you.

You are a wretched soul and a mistake to your parents. Death to you.

Death to your offspring.
Die.

>>715967632
Sure

>>715967632
reply!

Peperoni

yes please

>>715967632
Yurt

>>715967632
nothing to loose with this.

Sure

>>715967632
I am pretty pathetic for replying, but at least there are a bunch of other pathetic people who did as well.

Okay

Please let her be emotionally stable, not a bitch, not a landwhale and possibly a redhead. Mild defects not an issue.

>>715967632
k

Asa

>>715967632
k.

Bullshit.

Dude, even a girlfriend in a year seems like an unreasonable timeframe.

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>>715967632
i want tranny girlfriend please thanks ok

>>715967632
im dying alone

>>715967632
Gibe me da gf

>>715967632
>implying

reply

Bong bing

why the fuck not

>>715967632
Plees

>>715967632
K

replying

Posting in hopes for at least a TEXT from the girl I'm feeling for

probably not but ok

>>715967632
go

>>715970730
>nothing to loose
>to loose
>loose

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I can feel the may may magik

>>715967632
HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>715971111
Quads chekd. There's no way you won't get a girlfriend now..

want gf

Neat
>>715967632

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>>715967632

not bloody likely

>>715967632
yep

>>715967632
HA

>>715967632
It's sad if you actually believe that

Plz give gf

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Plise

Doubtful but ok

Please happen, I am so lonely....

>>715967632
would be nice

>>715967632

fuck it

>>715967632
uh huh

>>715967632
pleaaaaase

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>>715971111
quads...
Kek be with me, Im doing it tomorrow
Im baking angel food cake right now and Im going to give it to her tomorrow, and then say something like "because you're an angel". Is this too autistic? I'll let kek be the judge. Shadilay

>>715967632
Girlfriend with feminine penis pls

GONNA GET LAID AGAIN!

>>715967632

Good one pls

AWW SHIT NIGGA

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Rolling out of desperation

>>715967632
pppp

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i have no self confidence, no money, a shit job, sever acne and have only had sex with one girl.
So desperate, I'm on b, posting to a thread that gives me false promises.
Bitches love me ;;;(((((((

>>715967632
This is just like the "Your mother will die in her sleep unless you respond to this post." bullshit.
Except the psychology is all wrong, because people respond much more readily to a threat than to the prospect of a reward.

>>715967632
Lies

>>715971540
At least you had sex.

Worth a try

>>715967632
Seems legit

>>715967632
Ok

i'm getting a wife

ITT: Desperation

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lets give this a meme, what do i have to lose?

>>715971466
you spelled "finally" wrong

pls

>>715967632
Let it be your mom

oi
>>715967632

>>715967632
>715967632
please

>>715967632
Orready mdi

>>715967632
Why not, I would like a girlfriend before Christmas.

>>715967632
im lonely

>>715971654
Kek

>>715967632
Why not

>>715967632
only if i get dubs

Rollin'

>>715971657
As long as you're rich. I would love to have you as a step daddy

>>715971727
These things never work.
You're the only one who can achieve your dream.

well

Please be real.

Me being single is a universal constant

>>715967632
lolk

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Hi, I'm here for the girlfriend?

>>715967632
I have nothing to lose except couple of seconds I would spend doing even more stupid things. So here your (you)

Won't work but why not

Ehhh

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Meme magic

>>715967632
Worth a shot.

>>715967632
>all these (You)s
nice anon, edit the post and make it seem like a dank win

>>715967632
Already have a midget girlfriend. You are too late OP.

>>715967632
Tryin for dem dubs

>>715967632
Would be nice, just too cowardly to admit my feelings to her.

>>715967632
Do your voodoo! Make the magic happen!

ooookey

>>715967632
Define "TOMORROW"...?

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>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
Finally it's about time!

Work your magic OP

>>715967632
yEET

>>715967632
no

K

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I'll try. Hopefully they'll be a qt who likes animation.

>>715967632
I mean ok

I have one. She is awful.

Fuck it, I'll ask out every chick I see tomorrow. Dubs=success

>>715967632
Replying cause why not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5h0qHwNrHk

>>715967632
well shit ok

>>715967632
All I do is put out love into this world, please give me some in return.

>>715967632
Nah man, allthough if you insist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M0hoD4DS0k

kaylee

oh dood thanks

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Prove it

>>715967632
no gf for me

>>715967632
This better not be a lie.

>>715967632
no way

>>715967632
this is an even shittier lie than the reply to this or your mom dies

Pouet

>>715967632
Thanks

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No joke, I dated that girl. Where is pic from? She disappeared off of face of the planet.

>>715967632
I better get one OP, my huge cock sorely needs somebody to suck it again

This better not be a lie.

hummm

Okei

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>>715967632
Fine I will reply seems okay.

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>>715968213

[email protected]

gooby pls

>>715967632
Gibe b0ss

>>715967632
suck my dick

Worth a go

tomorrow is too soon

c'mon m8