SNAKE THREAD

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>>715966824
>Maximum file size is 2 MB
Fuck off

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>>715966824

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her name is Erebus

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>>715966824
It's called a snek

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ball pythons are the best pythons

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>>715967292
Sorry friend :^)

>>715967306
DEBATABLE
WOMA PYTHONS ARE KINDA BETTER

>>715967195
Nice name for nice snek.
Post booping pics?

this thread died before it even started

>>715967571
hey fuck off
>>715967572
No :(

>>715967637
Then boop her and post a picture of it! Simple solution.

>>715967771
do you have a snek anon

>>715967852
I do not. Years ago I had two bearded dragon lizards... But they both died. Now I have a dog.

I wish I had a snake.

gaboons are the best yall can fuck off

>>715967637
LOL NO U I HAVE ALL KINDS OF PYTHONS
I BET YOU ONLY HAVE ONE KIND WHICH YOU THINK IS THE BEST BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW ANY BETTER

>>715968055
BUSHMASTERS ARE BEST HOTS

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>>715968119
kill yourself
>>715967979
What's keeping you from getting one?

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>>715968308

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>>715968332

>>715968305
THANKS FOR PROVING MY POINT FAGGOT
FUCKING LOSER

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>>715968364

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my red tail boa, when she was a baby.

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Trouser snakes!

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I had a couple of legsneks a few years back. They died from malnutrition after being watched by someone else.

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>>715968391

>>715968394
nice! how long have you had her?

>>715968394
How old is she now?

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>>715968440

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>>715968487

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>>715968526

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>>715968548

>>715968526
>>715968487
>>715968440
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>>715968391
>>715968364
>>715968332
>>715968308
cute

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>>715968586

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>>715968603
thanks

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>>715968673

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best snake

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>>715968728

Snakes aren't real pets

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>>715968785
and im out

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>>715968447
>>715968453
she's almost 5 years with me

snakes are arguably the best pet

>>715968797
Yes they are

>>715968827
What size tank do you have?

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>>715968797
u know not

>>715968364
>>715968391
Jeepers,
How you put hat on that seek without photochop?

>>715968827
She looks nice and healthy
good snek

>>715968829
They're not messy, I've never heard of one getting sick, they're relatively docile and they don't eat much.
Agreed.

>>715967195
whats a relationship with a snake as a pet like? do they show obedience , etc?

>>715969128
yea feeding once a week makes it super easy
spot clean daily and change water every 3-4 days works for my lifestyle

>>715968749
lol no
SOLID > naked

as evidenced by the fact that Dave fucking killed Jack. Twice.
And Eli. And Venom. And Psycho Mantis, Vulcan Raven, Sniper Wolf, Coward Duck, Running Man, Grey Fox, Revolver Ocelot, Laughing Octopus, Crying Whatever, Something Raven, and a bunch of other flunkies I don't feel like remembering.

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>>715966824

>>715969084
she's and i love her, rly a nice pet

>>715969128
They're not loud and obnoxious as fuck, they're cute, they are the lowest maintenance animal possibly ever to keep. The only down side is they are kinda stupid

>>715968884
Not sure if it counts as a pet if it will not come when you call it.

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>>715969288

>>715969238
They aren't very smart, but I'm 100% sure mine loves me or at least likes to be around me. She avoids everyone else if possible and tries to climb out of her tank when I'm in the room. So I'm sure she doesn't wanna be around me just for my heat, but I don't know for sure.

>>715969396
Anti-snek degeneracy.

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>>715969396

>>715968946
made a special cage for her like 2x2x3 mtrs

>>715969506
I've always wondered about that. They can be beautiful animals, but I was never clear if they were much for getting to know and enjoy their people.

>>715969599
Degenerate snek.

(She is lucky it did not bite her tongue, that would totally suck.)

>>715969678
My girlfriend also has a BP and she's a total sweetheart towards anyone, mine just likes me more than others. Hers is >>715967404
Her name is hershey

>>715969506
i know that feel bro

>>715969810
tis a beautiful thing

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>>715969599

How are venomous snakes as pets? Pretty bad I'd imagine, are there any venomous ones that can be handled?

big snakes are so fuckin scary

One of you snekists teach snek to fetch. You will become famous forever on the Internet.

>>715969916
They are so fucking spastic sometimes.

>>715969916
lol its like daaaaaamn you huuumans tricked me with the water spashed again

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Fuck I love snek threads

>>715970132
Pasties double as handy snekhats.

>The more you know...

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>>715970001
I think big snakes are adorable

what an awesome thread...

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>>715969916

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are kings legal to own in Indiana? There's something about them that makes me want one so bad

>>715968305
not in the position to buy one. Still always loved sneks tho. Cute little noodlies.

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>>715968985
dat is fucking cool bro

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>>715970448
watersnek?

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>>715970855

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>>715970898

>>715970898
Gorgeous

>>715970898
more info pls?

>>715971003
whoops wrong pic

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>>715971003

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>>715970894

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>>715970989
spiny bush viper :)
eyelash vipers are super cool too

>>715971083
wrong pic sorry fuck head

>>715971593
Species?

>>715971593
whoa anon

>>715971640
maybe

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dragon snakes are fucking cool too>>715971447

>>715971709
what are those types of scales for?

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This is Eggs

>>715971784
not sure
its an extremely rare snake which is the only member of its own genus. Not kept as pets usually because they will not survive in captivity.
Likely the scales are a defensive mechanism as the snake does 'tense up' and not move when touched or approached

>>715971790
Triggered

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>>715971784
>>715972139
rare example here
mute audio is useless
https://youtu.be/zt7HTn3gZJg

>>715972411
fuck why do i keep posting the wrong image
>retarded

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>>715973019

anyone want a dump of desktops?

>>715973238
Sure

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>>715973019

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>>715973334
k

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>>715973701
btw totally not a cobra i just thought it was funny
black rat snake

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am becoming deft at identifying sushi

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red spitting cobra
friend of mine has one they are scary

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sexxx

rest of em are over image limit :(

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>>715966824
I'm the Duke of New York, A-number-1!

>>715974489
stfu

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>>715974740
Sad story. You got a smoke?

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>>715966824
Cheeky breeky