What the best advice that you could give to anyone about anything?

>>715948886
Dont be a faggot.

Anyone you're passing judgement on is just as insecure as you are

Trust the experts, not the people

>>715948886
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

>>715948886
If a heavily debated issue seems like a simple concern to you, you're probably hugely misunderstanding it.

>>715948886
Steel's heavier than feathers.

>>715950232
faggot

>>715948886
People are not disposable.

Diamonds are the hardest metal

>>715952613
LOL, sure kid.

Dicks out for harambe

>>715948886
Do something and don't sit on your ass. Whether it's just get a part time job or go to school for 1 class.

End of the day it's something you have to do eventually. Don't fuck off because you're just delaying the inevitable

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Do whatever you want to do because you're going to die eventually.

>>715948886
Never trust anyone. Your best friends, your family, your girlfriend or wife. You really never know who might wind up fucking you in the ass one day. Be prepared.

Similarly, never trust anyone else with anything important. Always do it yourself.

>>715952801
Yep.

>>715948886
My advice:BTFO son.

prussian wisdom: whatever you do, do it as best as you can do it.

Nothing comes from nothing.

>>715953546
No daddy no

>>715953039
On this note:
If it takes 5 minutes or less, do it right now.

>>715953705
Checkmate, atheists.

>>715952351
But they're both a kilogram

>>715953203
Lol you're just a judgemental pick who barely trusted anybody in the first place, that's why nobody wanted to tell your dumb as shit cause you're impossible to talk to

You're going to meet a lot of victims out there. You're going to meet a lot of people who worship victims too. Be careful not to become like them. They don't help anyone actually succeed.

disregard females, aquire currency

The sexual pleasures of a man's anus cannot be understated. Embrace the inner faggot in yourself and say "i am not strong, i am cockboy"

>>715948886
Stay away from /b/.

>>715948886
Obey women.

>>715952613
True, but no one is obliged to do anything for you. Make yourself indisposable and self-reliant rather than trusting in the goodwill and morality of others to keep you fed, housed and happy.

eat banana

>>715954391
That's not what that means.

Don't stay up playing video games until 6 AM every night because you're a manic depressive.

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-buy low sell high
-wear a rubber, no one gets pimples on their ass
-you don't have to shave your pubes, just keep them trimmed
-if you're buying a car for under $1200, acquire the user manual and the haynes manual
-wear clean socks everyday. no exceptions.
-unless you're in a brick room always assume that someone is watching. even then be wary of the bricks.
-never buy what you can build for near the same price
-always trust craigslist ads. they're legit.

>>715954720
Is too.

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>>715955128
>no one gets pimples on their ass

>>715955422
Nu uh

Say I don't know and you will learn rverything.

>>715948886
Passion is the enemy of efficiency.

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Never shit your fuck

Follow your heart but just to be sure throw a little brains in there too

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>>715948886
eat ginger on daily basis

>>715954027
These>>715953173

>>715953831
Is the best thing for your future.

>>715948886
Don't drink strong alcohol while driving

This too shall pass

>>715956484
can i drink before i drive ?

>>715948886
niggers tongue my anus

>>715948886
Avoid Niggers and Muslims at all costs.

>>715952725
this

If things get really bad, you can always turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>715956913
>360
>away

>>715956913
Real talk

>>715957030
It just means you can't get away from it

>>715948886
Do not trust anyone.

>>715948886
I don't think people on b can offer much advice because in the end we are all here

>>715948886
If you think you life is shit then it probably is.

>>715948886
Things can always be worse

>>715951089

This is a good one. Basic and likely containing wisdom.

Don't go to college. Even in a stem field it's a huge waste of money as everyone has a degree and there's very few jobs

>>715948886
I don't fear death because I'm tired of trying to survive in someone else's world with their rules

Never trust anybody taller than you.

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The world doesn't owe you a thing. Everyone and everything you're given is a blessing.
No one has more control over your life than you do. A large majority of your position in life will be decided by you.
Don't wait until you're motivated. Your action will build motivation.

>>715953203

I doubt anyone who would say something like this has any decent friends. You got a chicken / egg problem here.

Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.

>>715957236
I bet you're really popular and satisfied in life.

>>715948886
Cop killers aren't bad people.
Fuck the police and the laws

>>715957132
not shure if hegelian or just stupid

Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum.

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>>715953858
I thought this shit would take 5 min but here I am still shooting fire out of my chocolate colon cannon.

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Don't trust anyone but yourself.

Don't trust women AT ALL.

Marry someone with a lower IQ than you.

>>715951089
Or you aren't an indecisive faggot. Or you fully understand the issue and the people debating it dont
>>715955128
People definetly get pimples on their asses

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>>715957569
Continuing: It's basically the stuff that makes me appreciate people and how fortunate I am. It also is what pulls me out of the gutter when I'm feeling down and it's something easy to understand/simple. It falls on self-reliance

>>715948886
Don't try to be something you're not.
I.e. smart

>>715957898
>Don't trust women at all
>marry someone

>>715957730
you realize without laws we would be 1000 years behind in society. Shit doesn't get done when everyone's pulling each other down.

>>715948886
Kill yourself

>>715958100
You can marry someone without trusting them lol

>>715957943
dude youre obviously a fuckin idiot, we can all tell you don't know shit about shit from way over here

>>715958010
Lol nice one

>>715948886
Never go full retard

>>715948886
Do not go gentle into that good night

Best advice, acquire money, fuck hookers. In older age, what you have is YOURS.

>>715958145
100000 years

Never ever gamble. Not even 1 cent because sonner or later you are gonne get hookd on it. And then youll accomplish treu self hatred and depslression

>>715948886
Dick advice, you'll learn more from your own success and failure

>>715948886
Kek

>>715958617
lost

>>715958840
A fellow gambler i see...
How is your luck goin bro.

You will forget all advices

>>715958145
Dude fuck the way of life as it is now. People are all just to materialistic and ego maniacs. The way the world is run now keeps most people behind and in dept. I wish money wasn't a thing but we trade instead. You don't need law to know right and wrong. If someone steels from you then kill the mother fucker. The law prevents that though.
I know i went everywhere off topic but Fuck it. The police are only to protect the wealthy and take from everyone else

>>715948886
Don't be a fucking libtard

>>715959051
lost

don't put your dick in the toaster

>>715959298
But it's cold outside

>>715948886
Humans are a spieces modified for their enviorment. There is no genetic material that differs other then triats that help them survive. One day homonspaiens will fall to another spieces

>>715959298
How else is it going to get evenly tan

>>715957569
Nope, you don't control a thing, you're just lucky or unlucky. Life isn't fair.

>>715948886
Just know that whatever you do there will always be someone trying to hold you back

>>715959263
Kekkkkk.

>>715959216
If you take the necessary steps then you can do well in life with no debt. Most of the people I see in debt are screwed up individuals.

Money is indeed a form of trading. It was invented so we could more easily know the value of something and a universally recognized value. Thus people can't screw each other over as much.

Police presences are highest in poor areas to keep them from screwing each other over.

We would have a shitty society with everyone being vigilantes.

If you want any of what you just said then move to any random shithole in the world. There's a reason we have migrants coming to nice countries.

>>715948886
Don't stress about little things.
Always surround yourself with people smarter than you.
If you're the smartest person in the room then you're in the wrong room

>>715959989
you're on the right trail, but I'd do this:

Be proactive and handle things before they become significant problems.
Surround yourself with the people you want to become.
You are the company you keep.

If have smoll penus. Is ok. Make smoll penus bik penus. Is ok.

>>715959932
Everyone is screwed up, some just hide it better than others.

Money is worth anything because it can be printed. This is why the cost of living is so high. If you trade labor, food, or objects then it is of more value because it's not something that can just come out of thin air.

Prisons are a form of slavery. There are private owned prisons that are owned buy wealthy people and you pay them with your hard earned money to keep people imprisoned. Also prisons use prisoners for cheap labor. If less money was spent on prisons and welfare then that money could be used for schools to teach useful trades.

Fuck the police.

I stayed in bumb Fuck Mexico for two weeks and it was that bad once you got past the small of goat and cow shit. Us men would fish, hunt lizards, repair livestock fence, collect food, then come home and chill while the women cooked and cleaned all day and took care of the kids. Eveyone worked then it was a big happy family together at the end of each day. I was wondering why the mexicans come here from Mexico and the only thing that came to mind was they see only the best parts of America on tv. If you live in America and you're not a dumb ass then you know everything you see on tv is fake including the news

>>715960428
Thanks

>>715959932
America is a shit hole, you don't want to move to America.

>>715950232
3

>>715961768
Trump will make America great again

>>715961768
I do quite well in America. We have very little in the way of a safety net but that just means there's a little competition in your life.

>>715961541
>bro was talking in one ear while writing this. My bad for the dyslexia.
>Money Isn't worth anything
>Mexico wasn't that bad

>>715948886
who cares

Put your faith in Jesus Christ and pray to him continually.

>>715961541
Some people are definitely more screwed up than others to the point that they can't hide it. go look at what Venezuela is doing with their monetary system. Money definitely has value as long as it's regulated and they don't pull it out of nowhere. I think I'll take my comfortable life in America over anything Mexico could offer. I will concede that private owned prisons are corrupt.

family always comes first

>>715963258
Don't ever forget the familia!

>>715948886
remember to breathe

>>715948886
Let it go

>>715964682
Just watched Frozen? It's a masterpiece am I right?

never spend money on a girl that is not already yours

>>715964943
Never seen it

>>715962982
Japan!
Why not hot Japanese pussy?
Maybe Spain, Ireland, hell who knows.
There's defeinetly nicer places.
I probably wouldn't bitch so much had I not fucked my life up growing up around niggers in the ghetto and if my family was wealthy without having psychopathic people.
I strongly dislike law enforcement officers because ive grew up seeing many corrupt ones. I've seen them go in homes without warrant or cause other than simply they can because they are the law. I've been pulled over and had my car searched several times without consent or reason other than I'm in a bad neighborhood.
I've spent nearly a thousand dollars on seatbelt tickets because someone says I have to wear my seatbelt or pay them when it in no way affects anyone other than me.
Call me dumb for not learning after the first ticket but I fucking hate having the belt across my neck or chest.
Bu buh But it da law and yuze hve to obey or yuze pay demz ur mone

>>715948886
Don't give advice unless you're qualified.

>>715948886
Hope leads most often to dissapointment, don't expect anything and sometimes you'll be happily surprised.

>>715948886
Death to America

Touch the clit

>>715948886
Get fucked! No, seriously though...lots of fucking. It solves everything. Immigrants? Fuck 'em all to death! Libtards? Fuck 'em all to death!

>>715948886
Everyone dies, very few ever actually live.

You can make other people rich working for them or you can make yourself rich by working for yourself.. In that vein, invest wisely, especially your time.

Killing time is no way to live.

Never mistake money for wealth or power.

Better to die violently and forsake a long life trying to live in Liberty than to suffer so much as one second as a slave.

The most powerful word in any language is "no", exercise its power often and always enforce the fact you said it.

Always talk to that girl you are terrified will reject you.. In fact, the more scared you are the more you should talk to her.

The ultimate IQ test is life, do your best bot to fail, but accept where your limits while always pressing them.

>>715965544
Yep! Pretty much the best advice I've ever heard

>>715958100
What are you? Straight? HAH

>>715965032
Well your faggotry level is the same.
>cuck mentality

do 4,000 pushups a day and 4,000 squats

>>715948886
Find a physical activity to be serious about. Could be anything from hiking on weekends to LARPing. Just do something and do it well.

>>715965913
What's cuck about it? Is it alpha to obsess, stress, and seethe?

>>715948886
If its out of your control, don't worry about it

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80% of the advice here is horseshit...

And the problems is idiots won't know the difference between whats good and whats not.

My advice: Get as much life experience as you can. Use critical thinking and challenge your beliefs.

Never get involved in a land war in asia

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>>715966336
No what's cuck is pretending you have no control over anything. Let it goooo. Let it goooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams.

Learn geometry

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The vast majority of the people around you are fucking morons. If you don't think so, you're one of them. And if you do think so, chances are you're still one of them and you just have a shitty personality to go with it.

But if you are one of the tiny number of people who aren't morons, remember that the people around you are essentially children. Humour them, because they outnumber you, but ignore everything they say. History is littered with examples of intelligent people who argued themselves into believing the dumbest shit simply because they were afraid of being alone, or rather couldn't bring themselves to think about things they knew the people they were closest to would disapprove of.

Don't be a fucking coward, and don't think that changing your beliefs just because you've moved from one social circle to another counts as thinking for yourself (this is the trap people fall into when they move out of their hometown to go to college).

>>715966869
"Having no control over anything" is all you bud, I haven't said anything of the sort

>>715967226
There's a lot of truth there but I think you underestimate the human need for social validation. Imo instead of trying to be content with being alone you should just learn what stupid people like to hear and feed it to them, just like you would kids.

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>>715948886
Think logically. Not emotionally.
Do what's fair. Not what's nice.

Also, money might not be everything, but it's literally the most important thing ever. Focus on it more than ANYTHING if you want to live well.


...Also, put a password on your computer and hide your PR0N in a hidden folder. You don't want people to know about your tentacle loli futanari furry fetish.

>>715957569
:)

>>715967474
Let it all go is one side of the fucking coin. You can admit you are talking out your ass or just let it gooooo and learn nothing. I'm out kiddo.

>>715948886
There is nothing in this world who worth attach yourself.

Do as Biggie does, fuck bitches get money

>>715967641
getting over the human need for social validation is the entire point.

>>715967744
>let it go
Good advice.

>>715949313
>Truly words to live by

>>715948886
Op is a fag, always was and always will be

>>715957898

or just be gay problem solved

>>715968085
How old are you? You sound like a smart kid who knows nothing about life.

>>715949814
>>715953039
>>715953173
>>715957569
>>715958617
>>715959932
>>715967723
>>715967757
>>715967822

These.

I'm kind of surprised /b/ can actually give somewhat good advice.

Also, when the going gets though, there's no shame in getting shitfaced every now and then. Just do it at home so you won't do anything stupid.

>>715968452
tough*

Damn auto-correct.

>>715968368
And you sound like a guy who's convinced himself that the compromises he's made along the way were made because they were the smart choices, when it fact they were just the easy choices. The guy who acts like the people he despises, talks like them, fits in so well with them that no observer could ever distinguish him from them, and yet still thinks he's better than them for some reason.

go gay. women aren't worth it.

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>>715969364
...wrong. So your reply and omission of answer implies I was correct about you being young.

>>715962964
Yes. I'm trying

>>715969364
>>715970578
As a third perspective, I think there are social compromises that are required if you want to work and thrive within the community as an independent agent. Unless you have the means to live at home or be taken care of by someone else, you're going to have a pretty shitty standard of living: but that is probably by design in our society. Compromise or struggle.

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>>715970790
I have been listening.

>>715971166
Yeah absolutely.

>>715969364
You'll learn a lot quicker if you are ready to admit you are wrong.

>>715948886
The most important advice anyone can remember is just Fuck em, it's a really good life motto

>>715948886
Don't never get married

>>715971922
Do not never get married... Do get married. Tricksy Trad scum.

Fuck em all to death.

>>715967723
I have my porn in a folder called "Pornography" on the root of my harddrive because i'm not 12 years old and I own my own computer.

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>>715948886
Look before you leap. He who hesitates is lost.

>>715950232
You need a FUCKING pic faggot

>>715948886
Life is a sad thing. Get use to being disappointed

>>715972953
THIS

>>715973021
obviously he doesn't retard

>>715971166
or you could have actual skills.

Your bank doesn't give a shit how politely you transfer your mortgage payment. The delivery boy doesn't care if you smile at him when he drops off your groceries just so long as you tip him. If you have a contract with someone, so long as you deliver on or before your deadline within the quoted price, they don't care if your interaction is limited to the bare formalities.

We aren't living in the stone age. You don't need a community around you in order to survive. The cogs that keep our world turning are faceless corporate entities, not your personal friends; thanks to the internet you can go weeks without a face to face interaction with anyone if you want to (I don't, but goddamn its tempting sometimes).

>>715970578
the answer doesn't matter. I could say around 30, which is the truth, but you have absolutely no way of verifying it. Either way, relying on your age to give weight to your argument is pathetic. It suggests that the only thing you've achieved in life is to carry on existing.

>>715948886
Don't take anyone's advice.
No one knows what the fuck they're doing.

>>715948886

Don't ever let anybody know what you're thinking.

>>715971436
you know that vast majority of morons I was talking about? Congratulations, you're one of them.