Just met a banana fag irl and beat the living fuck out of him. AMA

>>715937262

Do you think this is Reddit? Get the fuck out with your AMA shit, faggot.

>>715937352
Fuck you nigger. Die.

>>715937262

Nice shop.

How did the conversation come about?

>>715938229
It's 100% real

>>715937262
Thank you anon. You're sincerely doing heaven's work. Greentext pl0x how you met, found out he was banana fag and how the fight went down.

>>715938362
He was bragging about how he makes all these funny banana memes on this website he's always on. He didn't know I that I get on /b/ almost every day.

>>715938452
>>715938229

Proves my point. Some people even think it's real.

>>715938573
>went out drinking with some friends
>they all want to go to this shitty arcade
>I stay behind at the bar
>over hear some guy talking about /b/
>Join in conversation
> ask what this 4chan is all about
>continue talking about stupid shit
>find out he's looking for a pot dealer
>turns out I'm a "pot dealer"
>tell him to meet me in the alley outside
>knocked his fucking dick in the dirt
>left
He went down with one punch. Didn't see it coming.

>>715939054
It is real

>>715939440
Kek. That's fucking hilarious m8. I so wish I could have had that opportunity.

>>715939544

Ok, Ok, Ok, it's real.

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Good job hurting an innocent person. I hope he presses charges

>>715939732
I know

>>715939683
I came a little

>>715939440
I'll take things that never happened for 500 Alex.

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>>715939839
Kek. I made dis

>>715939828

Also you don't understand irony.

>>715939930
Keep telling yourself that

>>715940158
Yes I do

>>715939440
Quite the fantasy you have there

>>715940304
I wasn't exactly thinking about taking pictures with a time stamp at the time faggot.

>>715939440
did you shout DONT TALK ABOUT THE FIGHT CLUB! when you punched him?

>>715940493
It's not as if you can take pictures of an event that never happened

>>715940562
kek. I didn't say a word. Just left.

>>715939440
THAT WAS ME you fucking prick I told the bartender what happened and he got you on tape so expect the cops to find you since they got your face you fucking sack of shit

>>715940630
What you believe isn't really important.

>>715937262
Why would you go on the internet and tell lies?

>>715940842
Yeah right. In that fucking dive bar? Don't make me laugh.

>>715940927
I've been looking for the opportunity to do something like this for a while. The satisfaction of having experienced it first hand is enough for me. Your belief isn't needed.

>>715941133
>>715940858
>What you believe isn't really important
>Your belief isn't needed
>keeps posting about how it actually happened and felt great
>attempts to dismiss anyone that doesn't believe him

Lmao what a fucking edgy tryhard. Nobody actually believes this shit happened

>>715941261
>Edgy try hard
Spoken like a genuine faggot

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Dear diary,
Today OP was a stupid fucking faggot.

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>>715937352

>>715942107
Saved

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>>715942400
Nice dubs negro

>>715939440
whats a banana fag

>>715941380
I really really like this image

whats a banana fag

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>>715942607
This is a banana fag in his natural habitat. Always approach with caution. Bites from a banana fag will result in instant potassium overdose which will lead to coma and death.

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>>715942607
Pic related, and don't call me fag

>>715942828
whats a banana fag

someone tell me what a banana fag is

>>715937262
What did you think this thread was going to be? Did you honestly expect to get on this board and complain about bananas without reaping the consequences? You probably think you're so fucking cool with your faggot shit posting and your autistic babbling. I don't even know why I bother responding to your kind anymore. This board might as well be dead and in the ground because of faggots like you. You should have been killed when you were a baby so they wouldn't have to dig the hole so big you worthless piece of human garbage. You know what? If I ever meet someone like you in real life I will give you the ass whooping your father never did. Scratch that; I will bitch slap your faggot ass like the little bitch you are. Get the fuck back on kikebook you fucking normie.

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>>715943153
When cornered a banana fag will emit a stream of noxious liquid much like a skunk but far worse. Pic related

>>715940158
Thats sarcasm not irony you retarded faggot

>>715943445
whats a banana fag

>>715937262

Fake pic.

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>>715943831
Banana fags were originally found in parts of China and Indonesia but we're brought overseas by spanish traders in the early 1700s. They are an invasive species that have no natural predators in North America.

>>715944028
It's real

>>715937262
do your hands still smell like unwashed Jewish asshole?

>>715944121
but what are they

>>715937262
So did you kick the shit out of him before or after he told you?
>I really like this image.
>(Fist incoming)

>>715939440
Wait hold on a a second. Where does the banana fit into all this? You didn't say anything about the banana. Making shit up again anon?

>>715944231
Kek no but my knuckles are a bit bruised

>>715943445
>g8 b8 m8

>>715944466
Can you read? I said he mentioned making banana memes of his own.

>>715944352
I punched him in his lower jaw. I'm assuming he was knocked out but I left immediately.

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>>715944296
Banana fags have a reproduction cycle of about two weeks making them one of the fastest breeding species on the planet. This is complicated by the fact that their life span is 30 to 40 years.

>>715943445
Is this pasta?

>>715945006
ffs

>>715944466
Checked

>>715943831
OP here
Banana fags post those stupid pictures all over /b/

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I knew this thread was going to be cancer when I clicked on it. Bravo.

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Rare picture of OP in his free time. Pic related

>>715945375
those banana things that this is full of?

(thank you)

>>715945837
Unfortunately yes.

>>715940049
K

>>715946390
K

>>715943831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edLlyFOujg4

>>715946634
That's the funniest video I've ever seen

>>715937262
pics or it didn't happen

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>>715947419
It just cracked me up! Thanks for joining us tonight anon

>>715947760
Because I totally thought to snap a pic of the guy. I'm not usually one for violence so my adrenaline was going.

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>>715948058
Thanks, Lori!

>>715949397
Saved

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>>715939440
Get rid of that cancer

>>715942607
>Scum

>>715937262
Oh yeah? Well I out ran a morbidly obese fat kid.

>implying what you did was a difficult thing to do

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>>715939440
Doing gods work

>>715942609
then print it out, crumble it up, and shove it up your ass. then pull the one you previously stuffed up your brother's ass and eat it.

Do you ever stop and think about how bad John, Bill and Lori's lives have become because of this banana? I do sometimes. I think about how John J. Callanan hasn't uploaded a new marketing video in over 6 months. He probably has a family to support. His kids can't even eat three solid meals a day because all of his potential employers associate him with that shit-eating banana picture.

Lori can't get away with posting anything online anymore without a thoughtless barrage of "Thanks, Lori" comments. She pretends that it's genuine, that somebody, somewhere cares about her well-being. But deep down she knows it's a lie. She knows that every day is a struggle to escape her past. Her innocent approval of that naked banana will haunt her until death finally embraces her and takes her away from this hell.

Bill, on the other hand, is too clueless to get it. He'll go on thinking that BH Ideas is making an impact in "personal branding" and continue to laugh at that banana picture whenever he opens the file. We all know he has the file, because he saved it. It's all his, my friend.