Has anyone actually gotten some hot pussy with this?

I've never tried it but plenty of other people have. Had a friend meet up with a girl for a theater date and she sucked him off. Just know what you look like and what you can reasonably get because if you're not that good looking you won't get any hot girls, mostly average chubby/fat chicks. But as they say pussy is pussy.

I met a chick 2/10 only lived 5 minutes away, we banged she said she loved me I got dressed to leave she hit me with a frying pan haven't been on there since

>>715933262
Sounds intense, how would you rate your experience?

Got matched with a chick i got to fuxk in the butt he ex boyfriend showed up and tried to punch me but since noone seen him try to punch me i went to jail she still keeps writing my tinder

>>715932871

Had a few different experiences with Tinder a while back, not all of them good. I matched with this really cute woman who ended up being a totally stuck up snob. She sent me her phone number and said, "Don't disappoint me." I'm not putting up with that shit, blocked her and moved on. She wasn't THAT cute.

Had an actual date because of Tinder. We went for dinner, then went somewhere else for a few drinks after; she offered to pay for dinner, I got the drinks. She was quite nice, but we didn't hit it off very well, no second date. I bumped into her not long ago though, she was friendly, asked how everything was. Nice lady.

Had two hook ups, as well. On was fairly hot, maybe 8/10 or so. She recognized me from the band I play in, we went for a drink, ended up bringing her back to my place. We hooked up a few days later, too, haven't seen her since though.

The other hook up wasn't great. She was cute, maybe a 7/10. I'm not sure how to describe her though, other than saying she was weird. She was kind of a shut in, her place was an absolute fucking mess and afterward, she got weirdly clingy. We'd agreed that it'd be a one time thing though and I'm sort of glad she honoured that. The sex itself wasn't bad though, so that's a plus.

>>715933737
Kek

Not tinder, but badoo

Matched girl I already knew irl (I just swipe right on everybody)
She's not that good looking and bit chubby, maybe 4/10
Get talking a bit, chat is nice. Talk sex.
Got horny, and invited her over for a movie. We saw 3 minutes and have been fucking every night for the past two weeks. Sex is 11/10, but looks aren't great.

Since a couple days she's starting to show affection towards me. Might have to cut it off before it gets awkward.

>>715935354
Good for you m8, maybe keep it up for another week.

>>715932871
Met my gf of 18 months on tinder actually

>>715935879
lel

>>715933262

If this is not bullshit, it would make a great story

>>715932871

my roommate got cat fished hard, the girl in the pic irl weighed about 80 lbs more and hand no neck, lesson learned

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>>715932871
At least here in Spain, Tinder have a whole community of fucking RETARD GIRLS.

I met with 3 girls. 2 Of them leave me alone before 10min. Just have sex with the last girl. But she's ugly as hell.

I keep talking with a lot of girls, but I refuse to meet again. And I was able to meet a girl who was beautiful, but just to tell her that I love to drink alcohol, delete me from tinder.

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I want to make a tinder account and I'm clueless about how to even interact with girls. Do I just swipe and start saying stuff to random strangers hoping they respond? And what type of shit do I have to say to come as interested in them without being a creep? Got any advice?

>>715933509

Well I got laid so not bad besides the frying pan incident

>>715936345

No bullshit senpai

>>715935879
She's a bit young for tinder no?

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>>715932871

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>>715932871
I just had an MFF threesome thanks to tinder.

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I've been trying to slay poon with this app but so far all I've gotten in like 3-4 months are numbers. But everytime I've gotten a number all they seem to want to do is text.

Like I usually get their number after asking them out to get a coffee or some shit on tinder and they say sure, but as soon as I get their number and begin to arrange some kind of plan they immediately go "Idk we'll see can we talk first bla bla bla" and I indulge them for a bit, texting them and keeping the conversation going by myself because they are usually uninteresting lazy cunts and when they finally agree to plans they fucking flake on me!

What the fuck am I doing wrong? We agree to plans but then she wants to wait on them to "talk" and then when she finally agrees she fucking flakes.

Any Chad McThundercocks out there who can share their tips and tricks on how to bore through thick layers of bullshit to strike pussy an endless well of pussy?

>>715932871
Met up with 5 girls in the last 2 weeks. Banged 3 of them. One of the meet-ups was awful and the other one was dinner on a Sunday, so no real opportunity to bring her home.

Brought home a cute girl Saturday night and again last night. Really isn't that hard. The app is great for figuring out exactly who is in your league, and once you figure out that girls just want company and like sex too, it gets pretty easy.

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>>715936971
Ahh forgot it... My ex broke up with me to meet with a lot of boys thanks to tinder (around 20+). Yes, she was a fucking hooker.

>>715937355
Stop asking them to meet and start telling them what to do. find out where they live or hang out and tell them you are pucking them up and yall are going out

Have had sex twice through Tinder. Been on probably 8 dates, and got a gf through it. It was fun and worked well. I'd rate myself as about a 6.5/10 for ref

>>715937355
Make it clearer what your intentions are. Ask them what their intentions are. Usually after like 10-20 tinder messages, I find a good opportunity to get the number and transition to real world conversation. I also make sure not to get too deep with it or else there ain't shit to talk about when you meet up.

>>715936982
Don't first message, wait for them to do it. If they don't, they're not worth it.

>>715937739
This is terrible fucking advice. If they message first and you fuck it up, then there's no hope. If you don't message first, you'll probably never talk to a single one of the best looking broads you match with.

>>715937739
Worst advice on all of 4chan

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>>715933262
>>715933509

Also ill add a bit more the bitch wouldn't stop harassing me for weeks after so I banged again while in a drunken stupor and couldn't bust a nut the slut went crazy and tried to steal my wine so I knocked her out dragged her out of my apartment and haven't heard from her since pic related

>>715932871

Yeah, couple of times

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>>715932871
yes, a few times in murricah and a few times here in Austria. meeting a girl from venezuela on Thursday

>>715937739
the problem isn't who messages first, but rather...wtf do I say? act like I'm at the bar with some random chicks? ask them stuff about them? I don't even know what they expect from me. I know it sounds autismo af but I guess it's a reasonable question.

>>715932871
Stop advertising your whore site here.

These are not the people you want to be advertising to.

>>715938072
How is that a 2/10? She looks 6/10 at worst

>>715938309
t. beta basement dweller

>>715938168
Say literally anything besides "hey, what's up" if you can help it. Tinder is a sea of cocks looking for any hole available. Give that broad a reason to choose your cock. Be funny and clever, or at least corny to the point of making her smile. If you can't find something on the profile to ask or joke about, then find a stupid joke to use as your opener.

>>715938472
that's how it's basically working yes

>>715932871
In countless hours on tinder I actually found two girl that were cute and interesting. Had sex with both and could have almost imagined more with each one! but I ended up with my ex again. :D
I friend of mine went to amsterdam and he got lucky three nights in a row. BUT he had almost no priorities. he just wanted to grind and that's what he got.
I think tinder really depends on where you are.

>>715932871
Well the pussy was hot, but i made it stop drop and roll, and that cooled it off fast.

>>715932871
If you are intelligent try okcupid. Lots and lots of pussy there. 2 to 3 days chatting and you have nude pics.

Tinder is the absolute worst, got two matches total, nothing happened

>>715938072
>2/10
Still sounds like you dodged a bullet though.

>>715938553
I banged a girl named Chelsea by literally starting the conversation with the "shell" and "sea" emojis.
Other girl was a corny knock-knock joke. Third one was just a question about one of her pics. I usually just accumulate like 10-15 new matches for a few days, pick out the cutest ones, and spend a couple minutes messaging all of them at the same time with different levels of boldness and just going with what they give me back. Usually results in getting 3-5 phone numbers a week and meeting at least 2 of them a week.

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>>715938361
Considering she had 5 kids 3 dogs and her house stunk of dog shit I'd say she was a 2/10 haha

>>715938993
Charge your fuckin' phone bro.

Also, she's terrifying.

>>715938993
Is that guy in the pic you? Now I can get a better image of you getting hit with a frying pan kek

>>715935354
>badoo
This. Had 0 luck with Tinder, but lots of hits on Badoo. Probably depends on your area and what most people use there.

>>715932871
yes.

>>715938993
>5 kids
>3 dogs
>assaults you for not wanting to stay with her
>tried to steal from you

What an experience

I mean. How do you start a conversation without using the typical "hey what's up " phrase ?

>>715932871

3 or 4 girls fucked. I'm looking for serious, weird.

>>715939188
What phone would you suggest ?

>>715937234
was it good?

>>715939225
Unfortunately that's me

>>715939353
Be funny and creative. If you can't do that then you should just end your life

>>715939432
Both my wife and the girl are bi so yes. Got a double bj. Fucked both while they ate the other out and such. Shit was hella fun. We are on our way to a sex shop now.

>>715939410
Wat? One with more than 4% battery, though I wouldn't wanna talk to that bitch for any longer than it takes for that 4% to run out.

>>715939353
Ask her about her job or education that's listed. Ask her about the dog or cat in the photo. Ask her about where she is in the nature photo every girl has. And if she doesn't have any of that shit, tell a corny joke. It ain't hard. Worst case scenario, use the gifs.

>>715939346
All part of growing up

>>715939410
Charge, not change. Jesus Christ.

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Fuck I'm not even interested in socialising and I don't like all this random fucking around (call me old fashion sue me) but I want to show myself that I still got it..And I'm tired of work->home->work->home and need to do something different and I'm all out of ideas..Fuck..

>>715937864
>best looking bots
ftfy

>>715935354
pics?

>>715939875
Bots message first, anon.

"just saying hii"

>>715936971
i had the impression that spanish girls like boys with a lot of money or with a lot of success in their life. and those guys are mostly older than they. was hard for me to date girls the same age like me when I was in spain. but it was no big deal to date younger girls which were 3-4 years younger than me, so that they thought I was more of success than the boys their age. but well, actually, all girls are like that if I think about it.

>>715940445
women's obsession with success is just depressing. It's not that I'm a loser or something but I just find it shallow and animal-like. I'd rather see them obsessed with how men look, at least we would be even.

>>715939353
My favorite opener is to just send the single word "Zimbabwe"

>>715943006
As good as anything else, really. You've gotta swing hard to hit it outta the park. More importantly than that, you have to swing. To lurking anons, send that bitch a message. Bitches love messages.

>>715943657
>dick pics are technically messages
>therefore bitches love dick pics

It's basically the worst thing in the world for men in general.

It gives women limitless access to all manner of men that are basically always willing to talk to, compliment, date and fuck them, but of course only 20% of the men using it can get an actual result.
Most won't even respond to a thing you say even if they do match you.

It's an app that does nothing but act as a quick and easy confidence booster for women as every guy swipes right on 99.9% of the women in it whilst essentially rendering men as nothing but meat for women to pick and choose from, absolutely regardless of what they bring to the table.

>>715944470
This is what seriously fucked with me, to the point of just outright deleting the app due to how this made me feel.

>>715944116
This is you:
>∃m∈messages.bitchesLove(m) (1)
>M∈messages (2)
>∴ bitchesLove(M)

Do you see?

>>715944680
Girls essentially don't have to try shit anymore, just sit back, wait for the swipes to roll in, then judge from on-high with basically no reciprocation whatsoever.

They just expect flawless one-way entertainment whilst giving one-word responses and then have the audacity to wonder why the only people they find on it are, in their words 'fuck boys'.

shockingly, yeah

>be bored studying for exams, decide to redownload tinder
>like 5/10 in looks, but 6'4" and attending a decent business school
>after just over a week of swiping here and there and trying to only swipe on girls that are 5/10 and up, have 95 matches
>have around 11 numbers, multiple snapchats, could probably have more but tough juggling 15 convos at once and trying to remember what bullshit you said to who
>just send dumb flirty messages about whatever or just talk about my dog and how cute he is etc
>girls just lap that shit up
>meeting in two hours to go fuck some crazy chick with a 4/10 face and 8/10 body
>have coffee dates arranged with like 5 other girls, all of whom are 7/10s (well, hopefully) and in school and probably fair slutty

idk guys, i was skeptical about it at first but it's doable

>nothing but feminists in my area
>one girl wants to have an open relationship where i watch her fuck people.
>say no
>she says I'm too prude
>next one has fake pics is a "pornstar"
Emberurbana.com
>turns out to be a land whale feminazi that gets triggered by music
>tell her I don't like fat chicks
>get told i can't handle a real woman
>third chick had serious daddy issues which wasn't a problem until she got too attached within the first week of talking.
>showed up at my job calling me daddy and acting like a 5 year old

>>715944470
>>715944680
Women have always selected men, this app just makes it more ruthless and efficient. I don't like it but that's the way it is.

Get out there and meet some hoes or somebody else will. You can do it bros!

>>715945188
That's my point. It's taken an already skewed playing field and exacerbated it

>>715945141
>showed up at my job calling me daddy and acting like a 5 year old
that's cute and fucked up at the same time

>>715945364
the whole "daddy" thing with girls has really gotten outta hand

>>715945364
Man I was talking with one of my employees and suddeny this girl comes running up saying daddy daddy I'm heeyuh whatcha doin daddy.
>coworker thought she was retarded.
>still get shit about it.

>>715944470
>>715945100
Kinda true, but getting laid has always been about beating out competition or bringing something unique to the table. It's easier to be in the "20% of the men" who "can get an actual result" than you're making it out to be. Especially if you swipe right on ugly and fat chicks. I exclusively swipe right on 7s and above, get several numbers a week, and constantly refine my strategy when a conversation doesn't pan out. I've got a couple hundred matches I've never even talked to because more attractive ones have paid off.

It's not that hard to be like this anon. I set the bar slightly higher and still do great.
>>715945134

>>715945632
if it were easier to be in the 20%.

It wouldn't be 20%

Yes.

>>715945632
for real, I'm the anon you referred too, tbh I probably won't use tinder for much longer than a few more weeks. if anything, it's useful for getting out of a dry streak, but overall it's mind numbingly shallow and really just easier to go and meet girls irl, esp. if you're going to school still.

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Man it took time snd stopped using it.
I met nice girl. Banged few times and then we continued lifes apart.

>>715938072
your life sounds funny

>>715946055
Amen to that. I'm 26 and out of grad school now, so it's a little trickier. Tinder is straight up fish-in-a-barrel, but I'm losing my mind having the same conversations a dozen times a week. It's formulaic once you crack the code, just different names and faces.

>>715932871
Yes, tons. Live in a college town so I even scored with a few 18-19 year olds. Craigslist work about the same, but has way more cheaters and middle aged women.

>>715946268
how do you even start conversations and get a decent response?

Went on my second date with a girl from Tinder last night. She's hilarious and interesting and I'm pretty certain we're going to end up together for a good while.

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>>715944470
Pic related

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I'm having great luck with grindr. I am pulling in plenty of black cock.

>>715945594
>>715945597
I don't even know where to begin...Never experienced clingy girls. Wished though, I guess it's better than fucking every other month out of pure luck.

>>715946268
absolutely, after my short stint on here, where I live girls have one or more of these following traits

>"small town" "country" girl
>in uni for some dumb shit like BKin
>animal lover (esp dogs)
>those who pretend theyre outdoorsy
>those who love to travel and adventures or whatever dumb shit

and from there I basically have prethoughtout convos in mind. whichever traits she has, I use into convo.

for example, if she's a country girl, i basically just say country lyric content to her and say shit like "you know, you'd look real good ridin shotgun in my truck" or if she travels i ask where she's been then say "I need to go there too!" or talk about where I've been, etc.

just like that, you get into a good convo and then get their number and it's pretty gravy from there.

>>715946799
Basically yes.

And it just gets worse and worse and worse.
I mean who in their right mind will ever want to marry these women

>>715946799
I bet that guy is pretty successful

>>715946459
First girl I banged was literally her name in emojis and nothing else until she responded. Chelsea = seashell and wave/sea emjoi. Second one said something about wanting to be president on her profile so I asked if I could get a spot on her cabinet. Third one, I just said something about her cat.

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>>715946972
I guess tinder is just another nail in the coffin of a normal society where people marry and dads stay..Cant' have a nice society without stuff like this..I mean just look at niggers

>>715946894
Exactly. It's this fuckin' easy. If a girl doesn't have a picture of an animal, her at a vacation destination, or something in her bio that you can make a joke about, then just try to say something clever or use a stupid gif.

Yeah i've had a few wins.

>7/10 stripper, fucked for a few months before she moved
>3/10 fatty cuz horny
5/10 chubby, but knew her before we matched.

OP its a numbers game, the more you talk to, the more youll win. send every girl you match with a message and eventually youll get some wins. Also as someone posted above be confident, girls dont wanna hear a sob story or be someone to cry to, they want to be dominated, so start acting like it m8.