Waifu claiming thread
Previous: >>715915363
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
2 breds?
claim'd
Why is 2Mb limit still a thing?
Will this be just another spam thread?
>>715932084
because mook hates us
>>715932042
Oh shit! It's the /waifu/ sheriff! Hide my weed!
カラミチーマス
>>715932084
I agree, wasn't it at 8MB at one point for /b/?
>>715932159
Weed you say?
>>715932084
To spite us
>>715932365
SHIIIIIIIIIIT!!! GO AWAY SHERIFF! I AM IN THE SHOWER!! WAIT LIKE 15 MINUTES UNTIL I HIDE MY- I MEAN SHOWER MORE!
>>715932487
Where is goldfigh#1?
>>715932146
No, besides, there was plenty of panties on the dump.
>>715932364
From what I've been told it was 2Mb before getting raised to 4 as well.
>>715932440
>>715932147
But we are all nice people.
>>715932466
COME OUT NOW OR I'LL KICK THE DOOR IN
>>715932567
In the shadow realm, I am the real one.
>>715932618
I AM NAKED!!
>>715932673
DON'T MAKE ME KICK THE DAMN DOOR
>>715932613
I didn't bother looking through it. If it's just random people's pantsu I don't care.
>>715932673
I too am naked under my clothes.
>>715932613
>But we're nice people
You weren't to me yesterday ;_;
>>715932618
BOSS is that you?
>>715932621
Kabobs spotted
Huh. I feel less pain. This worries me.
>>715932735
SHIT SHIT SHIT!!! I AM A WANTED MAN!! I'VE GOT BLOOD ON MY HANDS!! AAAGH!! TIME TO ASCEND TO ANOTHER REALM!! *whoop whoop ascending*
>>715932758
Like you have clothers ya poordingus.
late claim, I fell asleep
>>715932779
>calling me Boss
Are you Maki? :^)
>>715932886
YOU WON'T GET AWAY THAT EASILY NEXT TIME
>>
>>715932758 (Clop) (Clop)
>roll
Claimed
>>715932779
>>715933081
Aha! I've got a better trip because mine is now YokoQT! :^)
>>715933058
sure boss.
>>715933154
Hey son. How is life?
>>715932613
You say that, yet you've been here longer than most of us. Wouldn't you have known if it was 8MB at one point or not?
>>715933058
Saratoga is Saber.
>>715933256
i was just wondering whether you still used that trip
why are you not using your normal gardy trip tho?
>>715932886
Master gave me a pantsu! I am a free goblin now!
>>715933149 (Oj) (Vey)
>roll
Weihnachten rückt immer näher.
>>715933384
Because I am getting a new one, still fishing for it
Using a meme one in the meantime
>>715933058
No I'm the weapon to surpass metal gear
>>715933154
2hu
>>715933220
Haven't blown up anything lately?>>715933374
He knew
>Your last guess was wrong too
>>715933429
DOBBY GET BACK IN THE CLOSET OR I WILL BEAT YOU WITH THE BELT AGAIN!
Mijn Waifu-Schwartz
>>715933533
Working on it
>>715933257
reee
>>715933374
I know who Ri- Sabe- Sara is
I only said that because Maki calls me Boss
>>715933533
>operation Crossroads
Saratoga is sword boy
>>715933616
Go back to 8ch
>>715932758
So it's not actually the pantsu that you're interested in but the purity of it's owner that they represent.
>>715933374
I never posted much on /b/ other than this thread, pretty sure when I started claiming the limit was 4Mb.
>>715932779
Hey hey, you started it and pissed me off with the tildes, I won you fair and square.
>>715933616
This pic reminds me of a certain sticker pack.
>>715933429
>weihanchten rückt immer näher
ich freu mich eigentlich drauf, wird ein entspannter abend
>roll
>>715933625
Fuck. Amatsun is now mad at me. Where did I fuck up?! Agh! What do I do?! I better buy him beer or else he will beat his wife again!
>>715933716
Why?
>>715933745
Stop
>>715933783
>Megumeme is mad
Why do you even care?
>>715933745
The limit was 7MB, newfag
>>715933625
IM NUCLEEEEAAAR
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>715933745
You didn't have to that far. I was only teasing. Bully ;_;
>>715933616
Take a few Ruskis too
>>715933822
Because we don't like you.
>>715933877
I am roleplaying ya dingus.
NOT SERIOUS! if i was i would just flip him off and stop talking to him.
>>715933998
Who's we?
>>715933783
>beat his wife
>again
>
>>715933961
Alright, that was mean of me
I'm sorry ;-;
>>715933552
Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf. And Dobby has come to masturbate and chew bubblegum, and Dobby is all out of bubblegum.
>>715933745
I guess I'm romantic that way.
>>715933763
Ach, da claimen irgendwie doch immer die gleichen Leute wie sonst. Fast als wären sie irgendwie einsam.
Ich freu mich auch schon, weil ich dann meine Shiro Figur wiedersehe.
>roll
>>715934159
All of us here at /waifu/
>>715934193
Oh
Well maybe I can make up for whatever I did
It's been a while, what's up /waifu/?
>Tenryuu claimed.
>>715934186
Oh fuck. I forgot that I was the only one to know that. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEET!! *runs to nearest ISIS camp to join them for defense*
>>715934192
Masturbation is a sin ya faggit! D:<
>>715934317
Goldfish? More like Bronzefish. *smug face*
>>715934423
>filename
>no trip
>>>/out/
>>715933884
What an odd number, good thing you have no proof to back that claim.
>>715933961
Was it that bad? I can't even remember what did I do.
>>715933998
Down voted tbh.
>>715934192
That gives me fuzzy feelings thinking about all the time you spent pursuing Homu panties.
>>715934423
Nice try fgt, schleich dich.
>>715934442
But... I'm all out of bubblegum.
>>715934442
What?
I just come over here
Did i miss something?
>Tenryuu claimed
>>715934897
Real Fuhrer spotted, heil.
Fuck, I wanted my beer but the stores closed.
>>715934593
And it was worth every minute of it.
Homu a qt.
>>715934897
Nice try, fgt, but no one believes you anymore.
>>715934595
Use dried up cum. Chew that shit. Actually please no. That was disgusting of me to even type. Not like I am going to erase that text either. Is this shitposting mom?
>>715934759
I am making you sound gay and you need to be insulted! D:<
>>715934897
Where have you been!?
>>715934897
No salt mines allowed
>>715934897
SEIG
>>715934593
Yes it was. You know what you did
>>715934186
Too mean ;_;
>>715935040
>>715934897
Seig heil
>>715935040
I actually have a jar of cum sitting on my table. It's not try at all, but if I mix some of it with gelatin and sugar, I could make some really chewable gummy cummies (TM).
>>715935212
pollock?
>>715934897
Fake
>>715934955
You already knew
>>715935016
Nicht mehr, ach so ein Mist. Naja, eventül tut mir die Kälte hier oben im Norden doch nicht so gut, wer weiß :^)
>>715935048
In a limbus between exams and certifications...long story.
>>715935064
Your ass is still on my list, little bote.
>>715935172
You can't even get a simple 4-letter-word right
>>715935212
And you too. Go eat more apples.
>>715935328
Gaskammer die juden
guten morgen, tenryuu
>>715935172
forgive me ;-;
>>715935328
Soon big bote
>>715935351
I don't really know, I still talk to him sometimes.
>>715935194
That does not look like an insulted face!! Why do I never get the good reactions!!?? Who are you anyway?! WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!? WHO AM I??!?
>>715935260
The fuck you mean?! Mail me some man. Don't keep me in the dark like this!
>>715935276
Who the hell are you!? I have never seen you around here.. Are you an alien?! ',:\
I'm going to stick my foot way up your ass
>>715935328
Smug
>FUCK I BEFORE E RULES
>>715935523
Way too soon Boss
>>715935351
It went
>Laura Charlotte Houki
>Charlotte Laura Houki
As you've said so far
>>715935582
You messed it up again
>>715935532
It's a weak ass insult my dude
>>715935532
I am a secret race known as the living meme. Seldom do you see me in my true form as heresy memes constantly surround me.
Can I not make a proper post today?
>Someone kill me now...
>>715934192
>Ach, da claimen irgendwie doch immer die gleichen Leute wie sonst.
Ich kann dir nicht ganz folgen.
>roll
>>715935701
Please do.
>>715935721
You are weak! GET ME BACK TO MY REALM!! WHY IS EVERYONE LESS AUTISTIC THAN ME HERE?!?
>>715935740
Elitist-heretic.
That is your nickname now.
Just kidding.
I have no life.
Daily reminder:
Karen is for lewd
>>715935328
> :^)
Na gut, das ist vielleicht schon salty genug.
Aber so sollte sind im Norden ja aufgrund der Meeresluft alle.
>>715935532
I said it as a joke, but I think I may actually make some. I'll send you a few as a Christmas present, though they might be a bit late.
>>715935874
Ich meine ja nur, dass sich hier auch Weihnachten eigentlich nichts ändert. Von daher ein Abend wie jeder andere.
>>715935903
This is incorrect
>>715935880
Is it really heresy if it is all for the memes? :^)
Leek life is only life
But fret not, I will always be an elitist
>>715935903
Daily reminder:
We need more Diplomacy
>>715935582
Could be, I'm just skeptical about anything that Mi Liu says and it's not like this information matters much.
There's also the fact that someone I trust more told me that it was lower than 4Mb in the past.
>>715935767
Tip: Nobody really cares about it other than yourself.
It's the same with writing properly in chats, I'll edit every mistype I do even though nobody cares.
>>715935172
I swear I forgot it... I'm sorry.
>>715935473
It's like evening here. Schnitzelbuffets are a welcomed thing.
>>715935523
I'll drink you under the table. And give you a german uniform if you give me a canadian one :^)
>>715935717
Learn german before you come to Rammstein.
>>715935978
Das Salz liegt uns in der Luft.
Und, alles in Butter auf'm Kutter?
>>715935767
Maybe later.
Haruhi~
>>715936066
You run it, then. I don't really have the time to manage it, and I'm about 9-12h time difference from everyone else.
>>715935978
Yeah about sending, serious now, there is no way to mail me items. I live in a really small town that doesn't have a mailing system yet. We have to drive to another town 100 km away. I have no car. I am lazy to go there. So yeah. No X-mas presents for me.
>>715936066
DUD! LOOK AT THESE SICK DUBS! I am really high and I need help. tbh.
>>715936214
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>
>>715936214
Fuck off.
You make my haruhi sad
>>715936214
Kurome!
>>715936135
>I'm sorry
I forgive you I can't stay mad
>Just wanted to hear you say it :^)
>>715936173
Lol no.
>Maybe
>>715936045
Remember the quints :^)
>>715936316
Cutest Touhou.
>>715936356
Haruhi doesn't belong to you.
>>715936372
<3_<3
>>715936436
There were no quints. It never happened.
>>715936241
I might be able to rally enough people to play a game, but even then it might be a lost cause because many people just lose interest after the first few turns
>>715936316
You can only get higher! BECOME A KITE AND FLY AWAY!!!!
>>715936456
Yes she does -_-
It's quite sad how fast the tension falls in the BF1 campaign. I mean, the first mission is like the best mission in the game....
So, what is everyone playing tonight?
>>715936456
Please for the love of god don't harm haruhi. And yeah Flan is really cute.
>>715936523
Fuck off. I am a rocket dud. I go to infinity and beyond. Oh wait, that's buz. ree.
>>715936622
Nuh uhh~
>>715936356
Kurome is nice to me
>>715936456
How have you been?
>>715936372
Haruhi don't talk to Kurome
He doesn't love you like I do.
>>715936685
Why do people think I'm going to harm Haruhi?
>>715936436
I say sorry all the time, it's not really a big occurrence.
>altho I wrote it here, you didn't get to hear it
>>715936682
hearthstone, then duelyst when it finishes patching
>>715936768
He made you sad.
Remember what the other anon told you?
Don't reply to Kurome, he doesn't love you.
>>715936768
Pretty lonely without you. . .
>>715936685
Why not beecome Barry Bee Benson? So you can ignore all laws of aviation :^)
>>715935978
>Ich meine ja nur, dass sich hier auch Weihnachten eigentlich nichts ändert.
Und wie erklärst du den salzigen Führer? Hier claimen an Weihnachten nicht immer die gleichen wie es scheint...
>roll
>>715936493
Maybe it was quads
>>715936682
World of Warships and might do League later
>>715936800
I know but it's nice to hear
>>715936682
I am playing with you *lenny face*
Actual game: Probably going to play some GTA V later.
>>715936789
Well I saw some things that happened to Haruhi after you talked to him and lets say that they were not good. I have no hate towards you tho, just asking you not to do that.
>>715936894
I have no idea who that is... I need to know my memes better. But I did go so high that when the turk killed the Russian ambassador he pointed at me because of fear of being kill by me.
>>715936682
absolutely nothing
>>715936989
It never happened, no digits were ever gotten, it's all a lie. And even if any digits were gotten I would never submit a lewd, all a lie.
>>715937056
I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>715936682
World of warcraft.
I wish the italian storyline was longer than 2 missions in BF1.
>>715937146
you bailed out and haruhi got all sad and annoying
>>715936813
K den
>>715936989
>WoWs
Not until Thursday
>>715937056
Don't forget to kill as many autistic children as possible
>>715937163
But in the first half you're literally Supermang.
And the Italian have their own Operation map, where they mostly lose on.
>>715937365
>Not until Thursday
Thought you quit~
>>715937129
Screen caps showed otherwise
>I lost that cap
>>715937163
The pepperoni comes out of lurk mode finally.
Yeah the Italian missions were good. Depressing end too.
>>715937365
Quicker than expected
>>715937056
Barry Bee Benson is from the bee movie
Also, I thought he was pointing upwards to tell everyone to check his trips
>>715937295
I did not "bail out" and I cannot control what goes on in my personal life. I thought about Haruhi for the entire time I was away.
>>715936863
It's been lonely without you
>>715937482
No proof, no nothing. Shush.
>>715937146
Have no idea or not, be gentle to haruhi.
>>715937365
I don't have online since I am a pirate. Going to kill npc's and such.
>>715937494
Oh yeah... Fucking bee movie script meme.. And there are more where that came from man.
>
>>715936173
Hmm, das klingt ja fast überzeugend.
Alles im Loht hier, bei dir auch alles nach Plan aufm Kahn?
>>715936316
>next town 100km
>no mail system
Are you by any chance from Uganda?
>>715936910
Den hast du doch hierher beordert, nur um recht haben zu können, gib's zu!
>roll
>>715937740
Kek'd hard.
>>715937547
I'm so sorry for disappearing, if I had known what affect it would have had on you I would have fought harder to come here...
>>715937740
I do my best for Haruhi's sake...
Cirno claimed
>>715937740
K E E P T H E M E M E S R O L L I N G
QOTT: how many of you are non virgins?
>>715938052
Why is that relevant?
>>715938052
Losing virginity is a sin! Must remain pious!
>>715937829
I have more...
>
>>715937961
Good.
>>715938014
>
>>715938052
I am a virgin cis-gendered bisexual individual.
>Flan
>>715937961
Where we you or is that too personal
Fucking virgins I bet you didn't even assassinate a Russian ambassador.
Fucking virgins. I bet you don't have a girlfriend
>>715938199
It is not a sin as long as its out of love
>>715938179
>Thread full of man babies
>virginity not relevant
Wew
>>715937572
Then why are you so defensive~
>>715937163
Hey hey kyouko, thought you might enjoy this if you enjoy ww1 history
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>>715938199
Wanna lose ur virginity to me?
i wanna Fuck a gardevoir
>>715938506
What if i have a wife and a gf?
>>715938052
I want to take Haruhi's
>>715938298
I feel really bad about what happened and I don't know what to do.
>>715938318
It's a bit personal, but I'll tell you because you have the right to know. My dad is in the hospital and I usually spend my day with him.
>>715938506
Hey eyebrow-kun.
Give me a bit to figure this out with the posts.
>>715935523
Was he one of those that fell victim to Discord?
>>715935717
Alright, let me guess again.
>Houki, Laura, Charlotte.
>>715935721
I'M AWARE OF THIS!
>>715936135
>Going smaller.
I thought we were talking about larger sizes here.
>>715936173
Aww...
>>715938591
Kek'd.
Cadorna a shit.
>>715938731
Close
>Houki, Charlotte, Laura
I'm sorry
>>715938668
Just try to know what was the mistake and don't do it again. Simple.
>>715937829
mir tatsächlich vor zu werfen, ich würde mit tenten zusammenarbeiten geht mir dann doch ein wenig zu weit
>roll
>>715938541
But the only one I love is not with me right now ;-;
>>715938298
S P I C Y M E M E S
>>715938631
Depends on whether you have STDs
>>715938807
>Tfw Kyouko never gives you (you)s
>>715937473
No, i needed a break. Urgently.
>>715937482
German DDs mang
>>715937829
Klar. Ausbildung durch, Weihnachten kann kommen
>Meine Leber ist die Woche auch auf Dauerrausch
>>715938731
But that eyepatch mang
>>715938923
You can also love morr than one person anon
>>715938853
I really am a PoS, you know...
I really didn't think Haruhi would wait for me for so long.
>>715938807
>Charges soldiers against machine guns without any artillery support or bombardment
>they die
MY MEN HAVE NO HONOR!
>does same thing 12 more times
>>715938923
why would I have stds
im a virgin
>>715939056
German DDs already OP with stealth torping ;_;
>>715931935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB7YI30wWso
>>715939077
Just fix your shit, don't leave Haruhi. If you are, at least warn her.
>>715938968
I once got a (you) from Kyouko
>>715939169
Hey, not my fault. I mean, the T10 is like Gearing, only better because Hydro :^)
>>715938668
I'm sorry I hope he gets better
>>715939066
implying I want a p e r s o n ;)
>>715939114
you never know when someone has ERP STDs
>>715939227
I will, I promise.
>>715938298
And that's why I love the internet. Always positive, always laughing.
>>715938904
Na gut, das würde ja implizieren, dass ihr beide zur Kooperation fähig wärt, und so weit würde ich nie gehen.
>roll
>>715939056
>Ausbildung durch
Also ein paar Gehaltsstufen rauf? Gz!
>Dauerrausch
Gut investiert, das neue Geld.
>>715939402
But Gearing will still outgun her
>>715939456
Nah, he's at the point of no return now. Now all I can do is be there for him. How is Haruhi?
>>715939515
Can I laugh at you?
>Flannyboi
>>715938968
>
>>715939107
What a persistent man.
>>715939515
Ne, die Gehaltsstufen kommen bald :^)
Und ja, investiere in Alkohol, so hohe Prozente bekommst du nirgends
>>715939565
That's what you say now
>>715939515
>Kooperation
Kling schwul.
>roll
>>715939665
>>715939690
TY Kyouko
>>715939785
Because that's the way it should be. Then they would be balanced