Got cut in my balls yesterday. Got a vasectomy. In 3 months i

you still have 3 months to impregnate a woman

but why?

>>715908813

I don't want to have kids.
Biggest reasons:
They're enormously money and time consuming. And I want to spend my money and time on other things in life.

>>715908633

This is correct.

>>715908316

Shit can grow back, one did on me nigga. Had 2 kids after my vasectomy in a 20 year span.

>>715908316
How old are you? What did you have to pay? What country?

>>715908316
Smart guy, ive considered doing the same. How much $?

>>715909002

Damn that's fucked up. I heard it doesn't happen often though.
Would you recommend getting checked every year or so?

>>715908316
what do you call a cobra without venom?

a belt.

>>715909068
>>715909161

30. I decided to wait untill I was 30 before doing it.

I will be paying around 400/500 euros in total.

Netherlands.

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>>715909244

Never seen a cobra do this though.

>>715909164

Definitely do your follow up appointments. I was too good for that, few years later my g/f got pregnant, and I got a sperm count done. It was low but there was a count. Doctor said you only need one good swimmer. Then I had a dna test done, she never cheated on me. It really was mine. Go to your appointments after the procedure and once a year would be recommended. Nature always wants to correct itself and that shit can grow back. I have one active tube again. I do not regret my kids even though I tried to prevent them.

>>715909268
Does it hurt now? When will you be able to sex again? Will there be scars on your balls?

>>715909400

I will definitely do them. I want to be intirely sure about it.
Thinking about doing anual checkups also.

>>715908316
Don't wank for a couple of weeks. I waited 2 days and caused scar tissue to build up causing agony when I came, and needed another op to remove the scar tissue.

>>715908316
this is what the joo wants

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>>715909477

It does not hurt, the initial shots might sting as you get numbing shots in your balls. No there is no visible scar they do a single incision in the middle and pull one tube through at a time and cut it, then they use just a skin glue, no stitches. The only thing I felt was the tugging on the tubes which didn't hurt but was really uncomfortable. Also male doctor had female med student in the room watching after asking me if it was ok. Why the fuck did I say it was ok? I was limp as fuck.

>>715909477

Hurts a little bit. It feels like i was kicked in the balls. The procedure kinda hurt, the pain is till winding down. I've kept the next couple of days free of work to stay in bed/around the house.

Will take a week before any sex. I'm gonna keep my gf occupied with my mouth.

Scars will disappear. They were really small incisions to begin with so there's no problem there.

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>>715908929
I never actually ever found out why people have kids other than them being too stupid to use birth control. Why on earth would anyone want a dumb, shitting, drooling, subhuman to take care of for the next 18 years? I pity anyone who was children, including my own parents, they sure as fuck regreted it.

>>715909617

I was told to wait for one week with sex. Should it be 2 weeks?

>>715909594

Do what ever your doctor recommends, if it does take permanently, then after about 10 years you really don't have to worry any more as you body will pretty much stop making sperm which is why long term reversals usually don't work to well. Good luck anon. It's an easy, awake out patient procedure. Maybe two days rest and you are good to go. I was out doing shit the same day. But I did take some time to rest after that.

>>715909744
lol, but now you can fuck raw dog and not have to worry about fucking your life up.

>>715909744
>It does not hurt, the initial shots might sting as you get numbing shots in your balls.

Felt like someone shoving a needle right into my balls. Fucking agony. Dr telling me to calm down or I'll hyperventalate, and me shouting that I was already fucking hyperventalating. 20 years later I still get cold sweats remembering it.

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>>715909795

My kids turned out way smarter than me, can't be more proud. As a high school drop out I never thought I could have a child that was not only a straight A student but one that was tested to be a genius in the 2nd grade. But, maybe you don't want more of you around and I can respect that.

>>715909902
No idea TBH, just don't do what I did.

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>>715908316
As an official sperm donor, I find your misery both stupid and pathetic. What a fucking cuck you are!

>>715909744

With me they made two cuts on the side of my sack to get them out.
They told me the pain depends greatly on how long the vats are. Mine were short. had to be pulled hard to get out. It hurt quite a bit.

They were two female doctors btw. I don't see how that should be a problem.

>>715910082

I won't. thanks for the heads up.

>>715910032

Sorry you had a shitty doctor, I just remember little stings. It might hurt more if you have small balls.

>>715908929
>And I want to spend my money and time on other things in life.
I wish your parents though of that earlier.

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>>715908316
370 IQ masterrace reporting in, as long as your IQ is less than that I'm happy

>>715909795
They do it to keep their wife/husband or significant other around, also for attention. I never understood why they congratulate parents like its something hard to do. Any retard can make a kid its not hard

>>715909907

I'm taking a weeks rest. Could use a vacation anyway. Thanks for the tips!

>>715910184

I'm sorry.
It is 371.

>>715910105
>They were two female doctors btw. I don't see how that should be a problem.

First they did an old method and I'm talking old to 1997. So they were feminists that wanted you to hurt. The fact that there were two and they hurt you quite a bit.

>I had one male doctor, who knew how to do it through one incision. The female watched a man do it so she could learn how to do it right. It was a problem because I was awake watching the procedure in a mirror above me and I kept having to watch her watch me and it was weird.

>>715908316
Wow, the way you said that sounded so down and tragic.

>>715909795
>not all children are niggers, m9

>>715910184

Thinks IQ tests are accurate and have a high IQ.

> Awwwwwww... You are such a sweet heart. I just want to hug you.

>>715910214

Aye, take care of yourself Anon. I got cut 20 years ago, and I wish you lots of luck and never having to pay child's support. Nothing like fucking bitches and never having to owe them money to 18+ years.

>>715910324

Yes, you still cum, you are not castrated.

>>715910324

Yup.
The fluid stays the same as well. Except that it won't have the spermicides in it anymore. To the naked eye it stays the same.

>>715910551

Or the naked mouth.

>>715910362

Reading it back it sounds like it yes.
Didn't mean it like that. I'm actually really glad to have this done.

>>715910551
Gotta ask the lady if it tastes the same too. Scientific curiosity.

>>715908929
>They're enormously money and time consuming. And I want to spend my money and time on other things in life
wish u couldve stopped by here before making that decision but ur life

>>715910595
>>715910627

This is important and I will have to look into this.

>>715910627

I was married when I had mine done, she couldn't tell the difference.

>>715910726

What would need to be done at your place?

>>715908316
you lucky bastard

>>715908316
You must be white. Don't be surprised to be cucked in your lifetime.

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>>715910306
You have had kids already though right? RIGHT??

>>715910851
>he is from the Netherlands

explain a lot

Plus, all those poor rapeugees who have it worse than him needs a new truck for Christmas....

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>>715910851
>Don't be surprised to be cucked in your lifetime.

You must be black or mexican with ghetto dreams. Also enjoy minimum wage and food stamps, you will never see more than that.

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>>715910873

Nope.
Don't want them.

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>>715908316

How old are you, out of curiosity?

>>715910958
>You must be black or mexican with ghetto dreams
says the guy with the nigger attitude

>gibs me dem bussies and the kid aint no mine

>>715910971

And that's how we figured out you are not smart. I'll let you tell me why. Smart guy.

>>715911041

Answered that before.
But it's 30.
I'm feeling very cashmoney

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>>715911064

>>715909795

Reddit's childfree board is that way, loser.

Thanks for not shitting up the gene pool further.

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>>715911141
>pic related
it's you

>>715910788
i meant /b/ bro

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>>715911154

Also known as the basement dwellers on Reddit.

>>715911093

Apparently I'm too dumb to understand. Maybe someone who's smart could tell me?

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>>715911259

>you

faggot

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>>715911320

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>>715911129

>30 years old

>Feeling cash money

>Had a vasectomy because he doesn't make enough to support a child

Assuming everything you claim isn't just bullshit and attention seeking, odds are you will deeply regret your decision within ten years or so.

>>715911266

Seen enough here. Never have i seen arguments or something other here to change my mind.

>>715911355
actually, I am a sperm donor.

Women with the cuck husbands liek you go to a sperm bank to get a load of me.

At least you won't lay eggs. We don't need genetic dead ends like you.

>>715908316
fuckin retard
you know in like 1 year they release vasagel.
its like vasectomy but without the drawbacks.

>>715908929
Like you even have sex you fuckin loser

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>>715911422

>>715911422
>At least you won't lay eggs.

You must be IQ guy...

I fucking lol'd

>>715911447
is that like chemical castration?

>>715911378

I never said I don't make enough money to support them.
I don't want to spend it on them.

I know my odds, i've been thinking a lot. I know who I am. And I know what I want in life. And I as hell know the things I don't want in life.

>>715911502
no, that's another guy who is telling you you are an idiot.

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>>715908316
Enjoy never being a complete man again.

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>>715911447

What drawback? Not having kids?

>>715911447

I read all about it since the testing emerged 5 years ago or so.
Not the solution I was looking for.

>>715911612
>ssssh, he is one step closer tro be a real woman what he always wanted to be

>>715911547
no its like a polymer they inject so the sperm gets filtered out. its totally reversible. i considered to get a vasectomy but i decided to wait till they release the other stuff.

>>715911312
>implying that most 4chan users aren't basement dwellers

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>>715911692

Ok, you got me on that one Anon. Fuck.

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>>715908316
good job mutilating yourself out of your own free will anon

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>>715911652
If that floats you boat.
If someone came to me saying
>I will just that this syringe and inject this plastic into your balls
I would go full Bioshock on that guy.

>>715911405
whats done is done. fuck girls and adopt children if u must. live to old age etc

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>>715911365
at what? you called him dumb and he asked why... can't get more strait forward than that, rugrat.

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>>715911813

Says the anon that like to make or collect child support payments for 18+ years.

>>715911698
>when your show is fucked up by man-hating femishits
you are a born loser

http://www.themarysue.com/rick-and-morty-female-writers/

>>715908316
Did it a week ago. Made a thread of it.

Update: I was jacking off in 4 days it doesnt even hurt if you have a jock strap to walk around in. Its worth not having to use a condom for the rest of your life as long as you got a main squeeze and your not fucking chicks with the herps.

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>>715911901

>>715909164
So when I got the snippety done, I had a section removed as well as getting the ends tied and cauterized. Removing a length helps prevent things from rejoining because the ends literally cannot reach each other.

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>>715909367
Moar!

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>>715911882
I plan on having a stable healthy family just like my parents and grandparents. I don't want to fuck around random skanks like a untermensch degenerate

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>>715911825
>and adopt children
make sure they are niggers

>>715911909

I was told to wait some time before jacking off. Don't want to fuck this up just for a wank.

see >>715909617

>>715911956
this is the shittiest tumblr raid, I've ever witnessed

>>715909477
Just afterwards, like a kick-in-balls a few minutes after it happens. No change in sex. A little better because no worries. You will be all better in a couple of days.

Was less painful than going to the dentist.

>>715911966

Happened here also. Lenght got removed. Ends got cauturized and tied back.

>>715908929

Look this
>>715909795
>>715910176
>>715910726
>>715911489

Why people on 4chan is so pro fatherhood?
Why they want more childs on...

Oh, wait.

>>715910324
Confirmed. No obvious difference in appearance or quantity (or taste, according to wife).

>>715910442
Good use of greentext.
>Good

>>715912238
It's nature's way of saying that your genes are crap.

>>715911447
> you know in like 1 year they release vasagel.
For ten years they say they'll 'put it to market one year' and 'clinical studies are about to start'. That shit is not happening.

>>715909268
Fucking dumb je konden jou superoir gene aan geven naar latin of so

>>715912605

Klopt. Had ik kunnen doen.

>>715910069
intelligence comes from the mother, not the father.

>>715912110
I waited till my ball felt ready to be juggled. I dont know how long it was until >>715909617 had symptoms of the scar tissue but im shooting theoretical blanks like a champ 1-2 times a day no pain.

I dont know mabey in a month ill get dick doctor's revenge and start feeling it but its too late for me now

>>715912238
Social conditioning man. These idiots think that fatherhood is super important for some reason.

Fuck 'em. Let them be slaves to some sex trophy for 18+ years. I, like OP, got the same procedure done some years ago (27 now). I had it regrow back within a month. So I went and got it done again.

I'll be crying into my mad stacks of cash while the idiots look forward to the next Minions movie